So my daughter recently started kindergarden and wouldn't you know it...She has a boyfriend! Anyway, they are very sweet together and so I asked the little boy's mom if he could come over to our house and play this weekend. I thought to myself that this was a wonderful idea, but oh how wrong I was! This kid is like the worst behaved child on the PLANET! He spent the entire time he was at my house running around like a crazy person, screaming and getting into things. And worst of all he doesn't listen AT ALL when I tell him not to do something. Or worse yet, he'll WHINE like I've never heard any child whine before. I had to put him in time out TWICE during the 2 hours he was at my house. I figured he would nbever want to come back here, but I was WRONG. It's like his lifes mission to come here EVERY DAY after school!

So my solution was to only have him come over when his mom was with him. I figured he'd behave better if she was here and that she and I could talk. This turned out to also be a bad idea. Not only is the kid just as bad when his mom is here, but I HATE talking to her! She is quite possibly the most BORING person I've ever encountered! She says everything in a monotone and all she talks about is: Church and her newborn baby and how much she hates nursing him.:/ After 5 minutes of talking to her I kept getting these crazy urges to throw gasoline on her and set her aflame or to take my chefs knife and bury it in her skull. I wondered to myself if doing those things would at all stem the tide of her incessant monologue.

So any ideas on how to get my daughter to make another friend?

ohhh. we're totally going to be like surrogate family to your daughter. We've basically watched her grow from a teeny baby.

ohhh.

Hahahahahahahahaha

murder/suicide?

Foursome?

Cult?

etc.

Hahaha, what's with this "time out" bullshit? S'it some new age shit?

Just hit the punk square in the face (make sure he blacks out so he wont remember) or just trip him over etc. Have fun with it! Set wire traps, oily floors, mouse traps, etc.

Have fun and good luck

ps. As for the mother, don't let her in your house again - ahhh why not get your daughter to go over there's instead?

This is irrefutable proof that girls are born with an innate attraction to assholes.

[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 09-18-2006).]

Well I did take her over there on Friday, but I still have to talk to the boring mom if I do that. I'm telling you it's like an unreal situation...

And I put him in time out because I can't beat other people's kids, no matter how much I may wish to do so...

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

This is irrefutable proof that girls are born with an innate attraction to assholes.

Holy shit, you're right!

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

murder/suicide?

Foursome?

Cult?

etc.

that gave me a larf.

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

This is irrefutable proof that girls are born with an innate attraction to assholes.



Heh, he's not an asshole to her, just to everyone else! He's actually kind of creepily obsessed with her, like he gets mad if she talks to other kids and stuff.:/ I don't know why her boyfriend has to be such a little freak-ass!

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

This is irrefutable proof that girls are born with an innate attraction to assholes.



ahah. All she wants is to be the one to change him and his bad boy ways.



Xiao, I think it's pretty much like that all a girls life ey? Find an asshole to date and have his mom be boring and or a bitch.

It's weird, I mean she's only FIVE.

I caught them hanging around naked together in her room.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

It's weird, I mean she's only FIVE.

I caught them hanging around naked together in her room.

WTF? kids these days. I didnt do that until third grade.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

It's weird, I mean she's only FIVE.

I caught them hanging around naked together in her room.

That's what you get for not beating it into her to not be a filthy little slut. You should be more like your mother. Afterall, you're mother made you turn out the way you are, and you're a pretty good person, right?

^^^ No, don't take that seriously either.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

It's weird, I mean she's only FIVE.

I caught them hanging around naked together in her room.

what in the name of fuck?

you should have told him "my husband is eleven times that size"

How old is this boy?

If he's older...he probably made her to get naked.

Convince your daughter he has something wrong with him. I dunno tell her that he some disease that is contagious or something.

quote:Originally posted by Arresto:

Convince your daughter he has something wrong with him. I dunno tell her that he some disease that is contagious or something.

yeah nice one idiot.

The daughter will tell the boy and other kids at kindergarten, shit will spread = self pwn @ xiao

what did you do when you found them naked together?

I told them to put their clothes back on because it's not nice to be naked around company.:/

quote:Originally posted by Arresto:

Convince your daughter he has something wrong with him. I dunno tell her that he some disease that is contagious or something.

Cooties!

what the fuck xiao, you sound like a fuckup.

start parenting your kid.

your daughter will probably be sucking my cock in a few years, the little slut.

She's FIVE you mental midget.

She hangs out naked in the house all of the time...There wasn't anything SEXUAL about it!

You're the mental midget. The whole point of my joke was her age.

Must have been over your head.

This sounds too fucked up to be true.

Kill the little child and frame the mother.

I only glanced at it but an article from Sydney seemed to be saying that mothers could get padded bras & booty shorts etc for their 5 yr olds? Get her a padded bra & some hot clothes & her milk shake will bring all the boys to her yard.

Sure, it'll also bring a bunch of older pervs but that's a price worth paying to be popular!

Errrr...maybe not.

How is it fucked up? A bratty kid, the boring mom, these occur more commonly than you might think!

quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Winters:

You're the mental midget. The whole point of my joke was her age.

Must have been over your head.

It's not funny to talk that way about a 5 year old.

off the one she has?

actually, she's in kindergarten. you don't really have to push her to other youngins. she'll make new friends on her own. just give it time. and ban that one little shit from your house.

They were playing in her bedroom and I was in the kitchen which is right next to her room. You have a daughter, Outcast, you know it takes them like one second to take it all off!:P

Damn, they start early nowadays!

But yea, I'd beat him, but you do have the problem of it not being your kid...

Just put your foot down; he's not welcome in your house any longer and that's final! Embargo I say! Embargo!

I feel bad, though, because he's her only friend!

^^ Sorry, i'd hate to say it then Xiao, but maybe let it be? I know how I'd feel if I was told I couldn't see my only kid.

Hahahahaha!

quote:Originally posted by Jackketchs Muse:

I'm very protective of her.

There is such a thing as being overprotective.

How old is yours?

fuck it, just knock the kids teeth in.

Don't worry, once your daughter gets her first female friends, she probably won't be as free loving when she also gets her first taste of embaressment, shame, and peer pressure.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

murder/suicide?

Foursome?

Cult?

etc.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Well I used to get naked with my cousin at that age.. it was a curiosity thing, of course.

His mother is a good church goer? To what extent? Maybe if you jokingly bring up conversation about the two of your offspring being naked together(difficult, I know), she'll think your daughter is influencing her son, and not bring him round again..

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Well I used to get naked with my cousin at that age.. it was a curiosity thing, of course.

His mother is a good church goer? To what extent? Maybe if you jokingly bring up conversation about the two of your offspring being naked together(difficult, I know), she'll think your daughter is influencing her son, and not bring him round again..



QFT!

Meh, there's nothing you really can do about it. You could make up excuses occasionally or try taking them to a play center where you don't have to be around them 24/7.

You daughter will eventually grow out of him. Talk to some other parents and become friends with mothers you like with children around her age. It doesn't take much for children to ditch their kids.

As far as getting naked together goes, it's normal for little children. They don't know what's going on nor that it's wrong. Just talk to your daughter about her "no no's" or whatever you'd like to refer to them as "Private parts", you get the picture. Tell her it's not polite to do those things and so forth, she'll listen to it.

Edit: I like Flock's idea. Make bad impressions on her and she will eventually stop allowing her child to come over. Convince her you're irresponsible and be extremely contridictive of everything she says If she's a typical "soccer mom" which is what it sounds like, she'll run away fast.

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Some kids are just natural dipshits. Me, I never whined, bitched, talked back, or any of that shit. My parents never had to smack me around or put me in timeout(lol) either. Or they just hit me so hard I forgot

What about sending your daughter over to his house?

It means you wont have to put up with the little shit or his mother and you'll have some peace and quiet.

And it's not like he's old enough to rape your daughter or anything.

My daughter fell in love with a boy who could 'imitate a duck'. Laugh 'em into bed boys laugh 'em into bed.

He left her when he started primary school.

Sad story.

What's the best thing about having a five year old kid? Never having to pay for sex AGAIN!

The real question is, do you think your daughter is still a virgin? They start earlier and earlier you know!

Don't encourage them to come over or communicate often, remember, if your child has contact with a screwed up or disturbed kid/parents, it'll rub off onto your child to

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

The real question is, do you think your daughter is still a virgin? They start earlier and earlier you know!

That means you have only one option. Check the hymen!

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Well I used to get naked with my cousin at that age.. it was a curiosity thing, of course.

Heh, me too, well she wasn't related but still. It's nothing to worry about



Though don't blame me when she hits 12 and starts gobling cock ;p

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

fuck it, just knock the kids teeth in.

This man knows what I like to hear.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Well I used to get naked with my cousin at that age.. it was a curiosity thing, of course.

His mother is a good church goer? To what extent? Maybe if you jokingly bring up conversation about the two of your offspring being naked together(difficult, I know), she'll think your daughter is influencing her son, and not bring him round again..

This is true...I'm actually surprised she hasn't run away from me already! And she is a typical "soccer mom" *vomits* And they usually think I'm really weird and consequently hate me. I think she must be really lonley or something.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Originally posted by Flock:

Well I used to get naked with my cousin at that age.. it was a curiosity thing, of course.

His mother is a good church goer? To what extent? Maybe if you jokingly bring up conversation about the two of your offspring being naked together(difficult, I know), she'll think your daughter is influencing her son, and not bring him round again..

This is true...I'm actually surprised she hasn't run away from me already! And she is a typical "soccer mom" *vomits* And they usually think I'm really weird and consequently hate me. I think she must be really lonley or something.



Ask her for her tips on EAS and i bet neither she nor her brat will ever darken your doorstep again!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

And they usually think I'm really weird and consequently hate me.

Weird? Like what kind of weird? Why?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ask her for her tips on EAS and i bet neither she nor her brat will ever darken your doorstep again!

A second this motion. Lets draft it into a resolution.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

fuck it, just knock the kids teeth in.

Well, considering at that age he'll be growing new ones, I see no permanent damage!

Edit: But on a serious note, just don't let the kid come over. Yes, it's your daughters only current friend, but she'll still see him at school! Not allowing him in your home will eliminate the headache of him being there while encouraging your daughter to make new friends that she can have over.

[This message has been edited by Win A Free Ipod (edited 09-18-2006).]

That's what five year old boys are like. They're all stupid and annoying.

Hahahahahaha naked together! That's hilarious!

Oh well, like everyone else said, just act like a bad influence and scare the mom away so that little brat doesn't come back. Eventually your daughter will lose intrest in him anyway, how long do attention spans last at 5 years old?

At least... she's not in high school yet, naked with a real asshole of a guy in her room.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

It's weird, I mean she's only FIVE.

I caught them hanging around naked together in her room.

that is TOTALY normal. what the hell is wrong with all these people? did they never play doctor? its all about learning. totaly non sexual.



i was naked many a time with a girl i was friends with, and even my best friend of the time(who is a boy). its just about learning.

xaoi, dont think anything of it.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

This man knows what I like to hear.

One does what one can

Well today after school she told me she has a new boyfriend named "Anthony" and a girlfriend named "Camilla." She sure is popular...Like 5 kids ran up to hug her goodbye!

This morning she asked me to put makeup on her so she could look pretty.

Five is getting towards too old to strip off with strangers/in public etc (until they turn 13/14+ plus, that is... ). Yet, it's pretty darn natural for the <5 set?

It's natural to want to cover yourself later, innit? By puberty, most kids don't even want their parents to see them naked. So, kids will dig covering up with encouragement. No?

How could they even really have the concept of it being 'wrong' at five, down on a full time basis? Or at all, sometimes, I imagine. Yet by seven they can hardly imagine random nakedness.

Can you imagine trying to encourage her, at seven, to randomly strip at innapropriate times? Not unless she's got some Bratz Thong 'n Padded Bra for seven yr olds, that she` wants to show off!?

I was looking for that Aus article on sexualizing the <10 set? Didn't quite find it but saw one that talked about how modern kids are so over-protected?

Then those same protective mothers let their 8yr olds leave home dressed like 'miniture street walkers'... True, eh?



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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:



This morning she asked me to put makeup on her so she could look pretty.

that is actualy pretty cute, but please dont let her turn into one of thoes girls who shave their legs/arms and wear makeup by 5th grade :[

Don't worry...No daughter of mine is going to dress that way.

I just put a little glitter eyeshadow on her and some glitter lip gloss.

this thread makes me wanna have kids one day... like, in the distant future..

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Don't worry...No daughter of mine is going to dress that way.

I just put a little glitter eyeshadow on her and some glitter lip gloss.



=] good mommy.

text book example of a murder/suicide situation.

Other than that, you could just be 'out'. just dont answer the fucking door. if thats not an option for whatever reason, fake a contagious, unpleasant illness. Ever wanted to shake a lepers hand? (if its there).

When he's over at your place with his mother there, knock over some cheap vase when he's running around (obviously not in the same roon with her mother) and blame it on him. "I'd think it's for the best he doesn't come here to play anymore". Naturally he'll try to blame you but who believes a kid that young?

Xiao Mei you sound like an awesome mum. I want to have kids now (well not yet mebe in like 10 yrs)

well, if he's your daughter's only friend, I wouldn't take steps to stop that. after reading your posts, I believe the easiest solutions would be:

a) molotov everything

or

b) have her come over to his house instead.



forget about his mom, she's clearly not helping. what about his dad? and maybe you have some kind of unfurnished room in your house with foam-covered walls so he can't do anything.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Well today after school she told me she has a new boyfriend named "Anthony" and a girlfriend named "Camilla." She sure is popular...Like 5 kids ran up to hug her goodbye!

This morning she asked me to put makeup on her so she could look pretty.

Glad to hear she's happy and getting used to things.

Where is dad through all this xiao?

And please dont tell me you put makeup on her...

[This message has been edited by Cpt.Winters (edited 09-23-2006).]

Her dad usually goes to work at about 6:30AM and he doesn't get home until about 4:00PM. Recently he's been working from like 1:00PM until about 12:00AM, though, so he's never around when she's home. He'll be back on days in October, thank God!

And I admit...I put glitter eyeshadow and lip gloss on her!:P She looks so cute and it makes her happy to be like me.(for now)

You just gotta hit that kid

quote:Originally posted by j3n0v4:

fake a contagious, unpleasant illness. Ever wanted to shake a lepers hand? (if its there).

Leprosy isn't contagious. Unless you also have open sores on your hand.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



Leprosy isn't contagious. Unless you also have open sores on your hand.

doesnt matter as long as she thinks it is

your daughter is a total whore/tease.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Don't worry...No daughter of mine is going to dress that way.

I just put a little glitter eyeshadow on her and some glitter lip gloss.

When I first read that you put makeup on her, I got scared and had nightmares of her becoming a prostitot. Then I remembered whose thread this was, and all my worries disappated even before you clarified.

As for the boyfriend, it sounds like he might be old news soon enough, so just wait it out a week or so. If that doesn't work:

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

murder/suicide?

Foursome?

Cult?

etc.