Hello totse, ive been having trouble with girls in the past and need help.

First ill describe myself.

My name is Jason hershetzer, im 5'4 and 279 pounds. ( Mostly muscle ). I have red hair and dirty blond facial hair. I have a slight deformity on my foot ( 2 big toes ) witch makes me walk a little wierd. I however am a great dresser and know how to talk to girls. I ussally where a plain white shirt, some orange athletic shorts and red shoes. The colors go GREAT together. I have alot of good topic starters like " Did you hear about that patch update in world of warcraft ". But im having a problem with girls. THEY NEVER WANT TO TALK TO ME!!!!!!

I really dont know why and need yoru help, give me sum tips.



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[This message has been edited by Kazmakahn (edited 09-17-2006).]

2 big toes? thats friggin awesome!! try using that one as a topic starter, im sure theres somebody else out there that finds it sexay.

quote:Originally posted by Quill:

2 big toes? thats friggin awesome!! try using that one as a topic starter, im sure theres somebody else out there that finds it sexay.



You really think so?

for trolls sake...

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

for trolls sake...

Is troll some way to describe someone who has problems in there life.

quote:Originally posted by Kazmakahn:



You really think so?

for sure! I wouldnt mind having a bit of extra-balance on one of my feet. pics?

quote:Originally posted by Quill:

for sure! I wouldnt mind having a bit of extra-balance on one of my feet. pics?

It doesnt give me extra balance, it sticks out to the side and down and makes it hurt if i dont walk on the side of my foot.

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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

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This site really deosnt help, first i get called my high school nickname, "troll", then a bad link.

oh my GOSH where to start!!!!!!!!!1

279 pounds and only 5'4 wowzer that's not great maybe go diet no chocolate yeah?! Red hair is not great so dye it! And oh my, ur not a great dresser, those colours do not go together!!!!

OH WAIT, you were being silly!!! YOU GOT ME!!!!!!! OOPSY HAHAH funny man!!!

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

oh my GOSH where to start!!!!!!!!!1

279 pounds and only 5'4 wowzer that's not great maybe go diet no chocolate yeah?! Red hair is not great so dye it! And oh my, ur not a great dresser, those colours do not go together!!!!

OH WAIT, you were being silly!!! YOU GOT ME!!!!!!! OOPSY HAHAH funny man!!!

FYI what i wear goes together quite well, you bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Kazmakahn:

FYI what i wear goes together quite well, you bitch.

Hey! Stop that! A man with 2 toes on one foot has no right to call another man out!

Also, I bet you're ugly! And World of Warcraft is totally gay!

LOL!!

Dont listen to these assholes. Fat guys can get chicks just as easily as anyone else. Heres what you do:

Wait until a weekend or something, when people have the day off and are out and about doing things. Stop by your local nature reserve, and pick out a girl that you find attractive. When noone else is around, just whip it out.

I know, I know...you're thinking 'What if the bitch calls the cops?' But the cops take a while to respond to nonviolent calls, and if you can try that on 10 girls in the meantime, one of them is bound to go home with you.