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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-17, 18:34
Icepick Gag Reflex Icepick Gag Reflex is offline
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Ok so heres the deal, this girl who is pretty damn cute has already told me she has a crush on me, weve been hanging out at school for about 2 weeks now. We had already said that we should do something this weekend, and she has just told me she wants to go to the movies with me and see the black dalia or something..

totse give me some helpful tips that I could use while with her so I can make it a great first date!
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:36
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Ropanol is your friend.
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:37
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I have this strict rule:

If I'm going on a date to the movies, we're not kissing/fooling around during the movie. I pay to watch the move, not to fool around with the girl. That's what hookers are for.

Do something else. Something more involves, exciting and conversational. I can give you suggestions if you're willing to give up on the cinemas idea.
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:38
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*Resists the urge to say something stupid and unhelpful*

Rape her in the ass, all girls love that.

*Damn it*
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:39
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As long as the movie is but one part of the date, then you'll be fine. The only thing you need to think about consciously is setting. Find a couple of nice settings, and the conversation will flow if it's meant to be.
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:40
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ropanol is your friend.

As a moderator, one would expect you to contribute with more helpful advice.

And is Ropanol like the English version of Rohypnol?
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:42
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

As a moderator, one would expect you to contribute with more helpful advice.

Thought the same thing after I posted. Seemed illogical.
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:43
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

As a moderator, one would expect you to contribute with more helpful advice.

And is Ropanol like the English version of Rohypnol?



Nope, it's the totse 'i can't be arsed to check the correct spelling' version.
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Old 2006-09-17, 18:57
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Hey arquin, could you give me those ideas for dates that are more conversational and exciting?
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Old 2006-09-17, 19:08
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quote:Originally posted by CCC:

Hey arquin, could you give me those ideas for dates that are more conversational and exciting?

Comedy club. Mini-golf. If shes into sports, then a sports event.
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Old 2006-09-17, 19:20
Icepick Gag Reflex Icepick Gag Reflex is offline
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I would of suggested something else for a first date, but she really wants to see this movie I guess.

and really the only advice I have gotten so far is, ropanol is my friend, rape her in the ass, find a nice setting, and to take her mini golfing...man...

well this wasnt really the advice I was after, I was talking sort of while were on the date. In the movies or in her car, little things I could do to "get points?"
 #12 
Old 2006-09-17, 19:58
Icepick Gag Reflex Icepick Gag Reflex is offline
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bump
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:03
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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Well the movie is going to be a frame. So after the movie you could say... And here's MY part of the date.

If she's worth it, go back to your house and cook something together, anything that's physical together is great. That's why movies are such a terrible idea, unless it's a horror.
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:05
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Take her some place to eat. No distractions, just you and her. Before the movie. Ask her a lot of questions about her interests and stuff. Ask about her more than you talk about yourself. Compliment on a few of the things you like about her as the night progresses.

Then, at the movie, look over at her sometimes. Maybe, if you feel like it, lay your hand on her arm, or grab her hand.
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:15
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quote:Originally posted by KamiKaze:

Then, at the movie, look over at her sometimes. Maybe, if you feel like it, lay your hand on her arm, or grab her hand.

Or ram your fist up her cunt and pull out her uterus.

Fuck, my tourettes is playing up again.

Points scoring? Lots of eye contact, smile, and act interested.It's really all you have to do. Don't try too hard, just play it cool.
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:15
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quote:Originally posted by Icepick Gag Reflex:

Ok so heres the deal, this girl who is pretty damn cute has already told me she has a crush on me, weve been hanging out at school for about 2 weeks now. We had already said that we should do something this weekend, and she has just told me she wants to go to the movies with me and see the black dalia or something..

totse give me some helpful tips that I could use while with her so I can make it a great first date!

Bring her out to a club/dance. A little alcohol+dancing quickly and easily leads to feeling/grinding and making out which guarantees getting laid afterwards.
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Old 2006-09-17, 20:16
Icepick Gag Reflex Icepick Gag Reflex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

Bring her out to a club/dance. A little alcohol+dancing quickly and easily leads to feeling/grinding and making out which guarantees getting laid afterwards.



I would...but Im 17 and shes 16.
 
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