My ex put me through the worst hell of my life last year and I finally got over him and now all of a sudden he tells me that he likes me and he wants me back. What should I do?

*smacks you upside the head for even thinking of going back to him if he was a bad as you say*

Well, I'd 'take her back'. I'd then fuck her. I'd make sure it was unfulfilling for her. If possible, I'd try to come in under a minute, and when I did come, it would be in her hair. Then I'd smush it in.

You're a girl, so the equivelent would be pissing on his face/taking a dump on his head.

...unless he's into that shit.

This is why females will always be inferior to men.

You make out with his best friend in front of him. If nothing else, it will cause a really funny scene.

His best friend is even more digusting than he is.... My ex is fat and ugly... But this guy... don't even get me started

quote:Originally posted by I Want Revenge:

His best friend is even more digusting than he is.... My ex is fat and ugly... But this guy... don't even get me started

Haha, you just admitted to being with an abusive, fat, ugly guy.

You must be the epitomy of SHIT.

There are always things we don't want to do, but if we do them, we probably won't regret it.

that was back in my "I can't get a good looking nice guy so I will take what I can get" days.... things change... like looks do

quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

There are always things we don't want to do, but if we do them, we probably won't regret it.

That logic is retarded. I always regret doing things I know I shouldn't do.

Bottom line, OP, you know not to get back with him, so why are you asking us?

So he's fat, ugly, and just put you through hell, and you want to go back to him?

Do it. It's the best your pathetic ass will ever do, apparently.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

That logic is retarded. I always regret doing things I know I shouldn't do.

Bottom line, OP, you know not to get back with him, so why are you asking us?

But wait! What if he has really changed? And now he is caring, and nice, and sweet, and helpful?

^^ That has to be the thought process of this girl, otherwise there'd be no reason in the universe to take back an abusive partner.

quote:What do you do when your ex puts you through hell and then wants you back??

You wise up.

Ok... I AM NOT THINKING OF GETTING BACK WITH HIM! I just want to know what I should tell him... I am with the best guy EVER so yeah... there is no thought in my mind that i will get back with him...

quote:Originally posted by I Want Revenge:

Ok... I AM NOT THINKING OF GETTING BACK WITH HIM! I just want to know what I should tell him...

The words 'Fuck Off! Go away and die somewhere you fat maggot' would be favourite.

Tell him he's a fat, ugly, abusive asshole and you hope you never see him again.

Why not be honest?

Tell him he has a small penis, if he's a typical teenager it'll haunt him for years.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Tell him he has a small penis, if he's a typical teenager it'll haunt him for years.



FTW

He's right ..that will crucify him.

Arquin, that was harsh. You been drinking?

On the other hand, the OP is stupid. If you're not thinking of getting back together with him, what are you asking? Just tell him no.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

The words 'Fuck Off! Go away and die somewhere you fat maggot' would be favourite.

hahahaha oh god That'd be perfect.

I like the "fuck off" thing... I think that might work... And the small penis thing=effective AND true...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*smacks you upside the head for even thinking of going back to him if he was a bad as you say*

"small penis" FTW! yeah Aseren!!

They are the best five words you can possibly say to some up everything including your hate for him, his penis size, the way you want him to feel around girls, etc.

"I still love you babe! Dump that dipstick and come back to me!"

"You have a small penis."

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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Arquin, that was harsh. You been drinking?

course he has.

christ.. I've only been at work an hour and I already with I'd been drinking.

Im in the same position actually i was cheated on then she had her friends beat my ass and all kinds of shit now she wants me and we have sex like everyday.personally im not going to go out with her ever again because she killed my trust. Ill still tap that ass though.

He flirts with me and smacks my ass all the time and it is really starting to get old. So now I get to decide whether or not I want to kick him in the balls or punch him in the face...