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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-17, 03:58
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devils91323 
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Friends mom
Ok i'm 15 and my friends mom is hott. I want to fuck her but i dont no if she would.
One time at a party my friend invited me to she thought we were drinking (everyone was drunk) and she was a lil tipsy and she checked her sons drink and i was like i'm hiding mine and she was like oh really and like sorta patted my pants down.
She always like gives me a massage while we play poker and like puts her hand through my hair.
Today i was over his house and she was talking about how her husband made her put curtains on the basement windows and her son said that she was lieing cuz his dad wouldn't pick lace for curtains... She later accused us of being gay(jokingly) and i was like yup lace is my weakness and she said i have lace panties.
Later me and my friend were watching a movie and she came down and asked us if we wanted klodike bars and my friend said he was full.
She was like what did you eat mike's creaM?
I was wondering if you think i had a chance.
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#2
 2006-09-17, 04:00
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naked 
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Re: Friends mom
youre 15. are you a complete moron?
[This message has been edited by naked (edited 09-17-2006).]
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#3
 2006-09-17, 04:01
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Das Troll 
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Re: Friends mom
Depends on how good of a friend this guy is. Is he just a slight buddy or a best friend. Because if you even fuck around with this woman, and he finds out, then you guys are probably not going to be friends anymore. Go for it I say, only live once.
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#4
 2006-09-17, 04:34
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bain surgeon 
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Re: Friends mom
Unless she grabs your dick id be catious.
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#5
 2006-09-17, 04:46
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fullcircle 
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Re: Friends mom
There's a very short list of girls that you have to ask a guys permission before trying to fuck them.
His mother is at the top of the list.
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#6
 2006-09-17, 04:53
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Re: Friends mom
devil do you live in columbus and are you talking about laylands mom...
god damnit.
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#7
 2006-09-17, 05:04
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devils91323 
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Re: Friends mom
how did u no lol
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#8
 2006-09-17, 05:28
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RogueWarheart 
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Re: Friends mom
Troll.....
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#9
 2006-09-17, 10:26
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404_error 
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Re: Friends mom
sigh...American pie is like the gasoline on a fire for kids.
Do this, get a brick, hit her over her head, wank over her, leave, grow up.
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#10
 2006-09-17, 10:54
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moonmeister 
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Re: Friends mom
Be a friend...give him a new baby bro.
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#11
 2006-09-17, 14:47
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Mr.Happy 
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Re: Friends mom
quote:Originally posted by devils91323:
Ok i'm 15 and my friends mom is hott.
Read this part of your post from an objective viewpoint. Then realise, no.
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#12
 2006-09-17, 16:15
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blinky04 
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Re: Friends mom
Not a chance.
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#13
 2006-09-17, 16:36
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Eye_Of_The_Watcher 
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Re: Friends mom
She's jsut teasing you. Trying to see if she still looks ok or w/e. It's her mid-life crisis.
W/e.
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#14
 2006-09-17, 17:19
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AnarchyNY 
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Re: Friends mom
quote:Originally posted by Eye_Of_The_Watcher:
She's jsut teasing you. Trying to see if she still looks ok or w/e. It's her mid-life crisis.
W/e.
i agree but try to get her alone, see how she acts and if she initiates then get your freak on...
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#15
 2006-09-17, 17:24
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Re: Friends mom
My friend's mum wants to fuck me, this I can guarantee. The difference is she started paying attention to me when I turned 18.
You're 15. You can probably count your pubes on two hands.
Have you even had sex?
She's a woman. She's had sex thousands of times. She's experienced. You, most likely, are incapable of pleasing her.
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#16
 2006-09-17, 18:32
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Das Troll 
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Re: Friends mom
quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:
Troll.....
Sir yes sir?!?
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#17
 2006-09-18, 02:55
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Re: Friends mom
Try your best to get a piece of that my friend.
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#18
 2006-09-18, 22:28
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http://tinyurl.com/28ozhm
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Re: Friends mom
Stacy's mom had got it goin' on.
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#19
 2006-09-19, 15:32
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Re: Friends mom
dont do it man,i fucked one of my friends mom's many years ago,it ruined my friendship with him.id have much rather kept him as a friend,if i could take it back i would...but thats something that you really cant get forgivness from
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