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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-17, 03:58
devils91323 devils91323 is offline
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Ok i'm 15 and my friends mom is hott. I want to fuck her but i dont no if she would.

One time at a party my friend invited me to she thought we were drinking (everyone was drunk) and she was a lil tipsy and she checked her sons drink and i was like i'm hiding mine and she was like oh really and like sorta patted my pants down.

She always like gives me a massage while we play poker and like puts her hand through my hair.

Today i was over his house and she was talking about how her husband made her put curtains on the basement windows and her son said that she was lieing cuz his dad wouldn't pick lace for curtains... She later accused us of being gay(jokingly) and i was like yup lace is my weakness and she said i have lace panties.

Later me and my friend were watching a movie and she came down and asked us if we wanted klodike bars and my friend said he was full.

She was like what did you eat mike's creaM?

I was wondering if you think i had a chance.
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:00
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youre 15. are you a complete moron?

[This message has been edited by naked (edited 09-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:01
Das Troll Das Troll is offline
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Depends on how good of a friend this guy is. Is he just a slight buddy or a best friend. Because if you even fuck around with this woman, and he finds out, then you guys are probably not going to be friends anymore. Go for it I say, only live once.
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:34
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Unless she grabs your dick id be catious.
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:46
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There's a very short list of girls that you have to ask a guys permission before trying to fuck them.

His mother is at the top of the list.
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Old 2006-09-17, 04:53
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devil do you live in columbus and are you talking about laylands mom...

god damnit.
 #7 
Old 2006-09-17, 05:04
devils91323 devils91323 is offline
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how did u no lol
 #8 
Old 2006-09-17, 05:28
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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Troll.....
 #9 
Old 2006-09-17, 10:26
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sigh...American pie is like the gasoline on a fire for kids.

Do this, get a brick, hit her over her head, wank over her, leave, grow up.
 #10 
Old 2006-09-17, 10:54
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Be a friend...give him a new baby bro.
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Old 2006-09-17, 14:47
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by devils91323:

Ok i'm 15 and my friends mom is hott.

Read this part of your post from an objective viewpoint. Then realise, no.
 #12 
Old 2006-09-17, 16:15
blinky04 blinky04 is offline
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Not a chance.
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Old 2006-09-17, 16:36
Eye_Of_The_Watcher Eye_Of_The_Watcher is offline
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She's jsut teasing you. Trying to see if she still looks ok or w/e. It's her mid-life crisis.

W/e.
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Old 2006-09-17, 17:19
AnarchyNY AnarchyNY is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Eye_Of_The_Watcher:

She's jsut teasing you. Trying to see if she still looks ok or w/e. It's her mid-life crisis.

W/e.

i agree but try to get her alone, see how she acts and if she initiates then get your freak on...
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Old 2006-09-17, 17:24
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My friend's mum wants to fuck me, this I can guarantee. The difference is she started paying attention to me when I turned 18.

You're 15. You can probably count your pubes on two hands.

Have you even had sex?

She's a woman. She's had sex thousands of times. She's experienced. You, most likely, are incapable of pleasing her.
 #16 
Old 2006-09-17, 18:32
Das Troll Das Troll is offline
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quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Troll.....

Sir yes sir?!?
 #17 
Old 2006-09-18, 02:55
jca2006 jca2006 is offline
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Try your best to get a piece of that my friend.
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Old 2006-09-18, 22:28
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Stacy's mom had got it goin' on.
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Old 2006-09-19, 15:32
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dont do it man,i fucked one of my friends mom's many years ago,it ruined my friendship with him.id have much rather kept him as a friend,if i could take it back i would...but thats something that you really cant get forgivness from
 
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