Especially if you are 23? Or will you sound like a desperate loser and make them run far away?

If they ask - just tell them the truth.

"If you're not good enough for them, they're not good enough for you."

Besides, if the right one finds out you are a virgin, she would make your first-time extra special.

Yes, but talk about in a joking manner. Of course this doesn't work as well if you naturally act a way that makes others assume your a virgin.

There's two types of girls.

Shallow, bitchy, shopping happy etc

They will say "omg no, i won't teach you" No score there. You gotta say yeah and just let her guide it.

Down to earth, caring, sweet, etc girls.

Depends...Most saying it (true or false) could get you laided and specially at that.

good idea to let them know. i wouldn't mind at all if the guy was a virgin. i'd feel special.

also, it's an excuse if you blow in two seconds.

Dude you should say it to every girl you sleep with, deep down all girls want to beleive that you have never slept with anyone else, just like you don't want to think about the guy your new girlfriend blew an hour before she started making out with you.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Dude you should say it to every girl you sleep with, deep down all girls want to beleive that you have never slept with anyone else, just like you don't want to think about the guy your new girlfriend blew an hour before she started making out with you.

But I think they could tell if you were lying after the fact. They will be able to tell I am speaking the truth I am sure.

It's hard to tell because it can go both ways. Personally, I wouldn't even make a deal of it. If they ask, however, best to be honest.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

It's hard to tell because it can go both ways. Personally, I wouldn't even make a deal of it. If they ask, however, best to be honest.

Exactly. The only thing worse than a bad result from saying "yes", would be a bad result from lying.

quote:Originally posted by Verybigboy24:

But I think they could tell if you were lying after the fact. They will be able to tell I am speaking the truth I am sure.

You reckon they could tell? pffft, I doubt it. If you actually tried to have no clue you could probably pull it off. All you'd have to do is start with no rhythm and you'd be set.

No.

I think any guy could seemly have had sex, provided he'd watched porn. I know that sounds really dumb, but every guy watchs porn. Come on, how bad can you mess up putting a condom on and having sex? The actual sex, maybe...

I think acting like you've got no clue would be easier to catch.

The only difficult thing about sex is holding up your stamina, and certain rhythyms that involve both bodies working as one. That's it. It's not that hard.

Well I'm gonna be a man about it and admitt that I had no idea what I was doing the first time. Or even the second or third time for that matter.

Even watching porn didn't help. I had zero in the way of a clue.

quote:Originally posted by Verybigboy24:

But I think they could tell if you were lying after the fact. They will be able to tell I am speaking the truth I am sure.

Its a governing law of humans that they beleive what they want to be true. Most of the time they will think they have found someone who is naturally talented ;-)

Plus i dunno about you guys but at the end of the day, sex is sex, its not like after the first time you have an appifiny(sp?) and suddenly the gate of knowledge opens up. You just get on top of her and pump it lol.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Its a governing law of humans that they beleive what they want to be true. Most of the time they will think they have found someone who is naturally talented ;-)

Plus i dunno about you guys but at the end of the day, sex is sex, its not like after the first time you have an appifiny(sp?) and suddenly the gate of knowledge opens up. You just get on top of her and pump it lol.

One of the best posts in ages on totse.

Say it while your looking deep into her eyes, then look away and let a tear roll down your cheek.

You'll get laid out of sympathy.

quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

Say it while your looking deep into her eyes, then look away and let a tear roll down your cheek.

You'll get laid out of sympathy.

Yeah. that'd be like kicking yourself in the groin.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Yeah. that'd be like kicking yourself in the groin.

nonsense. Most teenage girls are retarded and like sentimental bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

nonsense. Most teenage girls are retarded and like sentimental bullshit.

Right. The chick will buy it. I was talking about my personal ego.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Right. The chick will buy it. I was talking about my personal ego.

ego..sex..ego...sex..ego...sex...........sex.

quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

ego..sex..ego...sex..ego...sex...........sex.

Your pride is more important than any amount of sex one could ever get.

So, yeah, I would surely minipulate any female, however, no crying.