Here's a question. What do you absolutely NOT stand for in a potential girlfriend?

Basically, I just won't date someone who

1) Is ugly (Fuck you. Nobody fantasizes about Jean Kirkpatrick, so don't even start with me)

2) Is all jaded and faux-cynical and lame

3) Wants to fuck other dudes while she's dating me.

Beyond that, I'm pretty much game. I guess I have certain preferences, but these tend to be fairly flexible. For instance, I hate those chest tattoos girls have been getting lately. HATE them. But then I saw that this awesome girl I work with had one peeking out of the top of her shirt. I was initially like, "fuck that," but she kept being all cute and sweet... and now I really want to see the bottom half of that tattoo, lol.

What say you, Totse? Where do you draw the line?

1. is slutty

2. lies to/decieves me

3. I don't click with

4. who isn't white

5. who's stupid/empty

6. has other men/women in her life

guess I'm just a fussy bastard

Naw, I can feel you on most of those. My only caveat would be a partial on #4 - some Asian and Persian chicks are brutally hot.

hmm, maybe I'll change white to caucasian...medditerranean, middle-eastern, and central asian are acceptable.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

What say you, Totse? Where do you draw the line?

Income must be at least $100,000 a year for me to even consider dating them.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

hmm, maybe I'll change white to caucasian...medditerranean, middle-eastern, and central asian are acceptable.

Why not just say not-nigger :P

^ It's not PC.

As long as she..

1. Isn't just plain ugly, fat, or unclean.

2. Isn't black.

3. Isn't a snot nosed cunt.

I'll be up for a date.

1. Isn't hideous, fat, or deformed

2. Isn't boring to be around

3. Isn't stupid

Heh I actuallyusually avoid dating white girls.

anyway:

1)Isn't just trying to get my money

2)She has to like to party(at least on the weekends)

3)Can't be a Christian,Catholic,Emo,or any other type of christian catholic religion

4)Can't cheat

5)Can't be anti-drug

6)Can't be obese

7)Can't be ugly.

Uhm, thats all I can think of at the moment.



[This message has been edited by Drips (edited 09-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

Why not just say not-nigger :P



err because I don't want to go out with an oriental or melanesian or khoisan either... There's more to the world than just "nigger" and "non-nigger"

I will never date a girl who:

- is Fake

- plays games

- is cold/unaffectionate

- doesn't smile

- is ugly

- doesn't look after herself

- doesn't do anything about her obesity

- is blonde

- is dumb

- is easy

- is easier when drunk (disregards rules when alcohol is involved)

- is too tall

- is long-sighted (needs glasses to read)

- wears too much make-up

- does any drug other than alcohol

- smokes

- lives more than 8km away from me

- has too many guy-friends for my comfortability

- worries about her looks more than her own comfort

- listens to techno/emo

- is goth/emo

- does not have any boobs (<B)

- swears

- chooses softdrink over juice

- is insecure

- uses hairspray

- spends more than 15 minutes on her hair on a rainy day.

- doesn't respect her parents / swears at her parents

- doesn't know how to have fun without drugs/alcohol.

- cries over nothing

- is racist

- is a know-it-all

- doesn't engage in any physical excercise

- doesn't respect the relationship

Any of those - then its bye-bye, no questions asked.

[This message has been edited by Sailor-Boy (edited 09-17-2006).]

good god man, and good luck!

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

good god man, and good luck!

I have a girlfriend by the way.

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

I will never date.

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

I will never date a girl who:

- is blonde

- is too tall

- wears too much make-up

- lives more than 8km away from me

- has too many guy-friends for my comfortability

- listens to techno/emo

- swears

- chooses softdrink over juice

- doesn't respect her parents / swears at her parents

- cries over nothing

- is racist

I just thought I'd highlight the most trivial ones. GOOD GOD MAN!!!

Chooses soft drink over juice? What the hell do you care?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Chooses soft drink over juice? What the hell do you care?

I was just trying to describe the type of girl I like.

I am very specific on what type the girl must be.

And swears, right? You would dump your girlfriend for swearing?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

And swears, right? You would dump your girlfriend for swearing?

A couple of shit's and fuck's is ok. Maybe one every 2 days when it is absolutely necessary to swear. I just hate chicks who swear for with no purpose - when the sentence could be said without swearing.

And yes, I have refused to go out with one girl who just swears excessively. e.g. "Oh my fucking god, Last night I fucking got to the valley and these fucking hot-as guys started talking to me. It was so fucking funny when I teased them and told them i have a fucking bf!! HAHAHA (laughing at own joke)"

1. Fake

2. Attention Whore

3. Slutty

4. Loud/Obnoxious

5. Immature

6. Idiot

Various other small things I take into concideration of wheter or not I will like said person.

If he:

•is a sheep, just follows the crowd and doesn't think for himself

•has no real passion in and/or for life

•studies all the time

Then no. Never.

quote:Originally posted by Keriba:

If he:

•is a sheep, just follows the crowd and doesn't think for himself

•has no real passion in and/or for life

•studies all the time

Then no. Never.

You want a jock?

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

You want a jock?

Generally, jocks don't really think for themselves, so no....

I'm not sure a jaded girl is what I'm looking for, or lame, or even "faux-cynical," but I'd like to meet one of these girls you speak of. I'm pretty much the epitome of bitter, twisted, cynical, and misanthropic. I'm as negative and pessimistic as they come.

It'd be nice to meet a girl with something in common.

That must suck.

Seriously, though - all respect for your preferences, but that'd make me nuts. Most of the cynical people I know are just frustrated pissants, though there are a few out there who're genuinely cool and justified in their misanthropism. I just couldn't deal with that in a girl - to me, girls are supposed to be sweet and cute and shit.

- needs more than 30 minutes of romantic speech to accept a fuck

- is black

- is fat

- has AIDS

- has Herpes

1.) Track marks.

2.) Uninteresting.

1. NO HEAD GAMES GOD DAMMIT.

2. No Cheats. Fuck 'em.

3. If she can't stand the fact that I'm hairy as fuck.

4. No head games. Seriously. Don't lead me on.

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

Originally posted by Marchesa:

Chooses soft drink over juice? What the hell do you care?

I was just trying to describe the type of girl I like.

I am very specific on what type the girl must be.

I hope to god you're the hottest man alive. Because if you're not, then you can't afford to have a list so long.

I think my only deal breaker would be if a guy wouldn't let me do drugs. My ex was like that and it caused sooooo many problems. My boyfriend right now doesn't do as many drugs as me, but he doesn't bitch at me if I want to do something else.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I hope to god you're the hottest man alive. Because if you're not, then you can't afford to have a list so long.

What's the point of dating someone if you're just gonna have sex and go to the movies every so often and not really relate to eachother?

I do have a girlfriend and I have had more in the past - who all fit my criteria. I will sound arrogant, but maybe I am the hottest man alive ... haha - probably not the hottest but I am a very good partner to whoever I am dating.

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

What's the point of dating someone if you're just gonna have sex and go to the movies every so often and not really relate to eachother?

I do have a girlfriend and I have had more in the past - who all fit my criteria. I will sound arrogant, but maybe I am the hottest man alive ... haha - probably not the hottest but I am a very good partner to whoever I am dating.

Just teasing you a bit. :P

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

I will never date a girl who:

- is Fake

- plays games

- is cold/unaffectionate

- doesn't smile

- is ugly

- doesn't look after herself

- doesn't do anything about her obesity

- is blonde

- is dumb

- is easy

- is easier when drunk (disregards rules when alcohol is involved)

- is too tall

- is long-sighted (needs glasses to read)

- wears too much make-up

- does any drug other than alcohol

- smokes

- lives more than 8km away from me

- has too many guy-friends for my comfortability

- worries about her looks more than her own comfort

- listens to techno/emo

- is goth/emo

- does not have any boobs (<B)

- swears

- chooses softdrink over juice

- is insecure

- uses hairspray

- spends more than 15 minutes on her hair on a rainy day.

- doesn't respect her parents / swears at her parents

- doesn't know how to have fun without drugs/alcohol.

- cries over nothing

- is racist

- is a know-it-all

- doesn't engage in any physical excercise

- doesn't respect the relationship

Any of those - then its bye-bye, no questions asked.



LoL, i love that you say you wouldn't go with a girl who's racist, yet your entire list is just as prejudice as any racist movement.

christ.. lots of people here have far higher standards than I do... For me, a girl'd have to be at least fairly attractive and I'd have to have a connection with her.

Girlfriend material... like serious relationship material?

-20 years old preferred, 19 is acceptable, 18 you've gotta be REALLY cool/mature/turning 19 soon.

-Good looking.

-Have some sort of intelligence, being able to carry on a conversation.

-Likes to party but ALSO likes to have some "romantic" nights.

-Isn't Anti-drug.

-Isn't Anti-drinking.

-Not a strong christian.

-Not fat.

-Doesn't even MENTION marriage for at least 3 years.

-Doesn't mind me having and hanging out alone with friends that are girls.

-Understands there are priorities before her sometimes.

-Isn't judgemental towards my friends.

-She better not have to see me/talk to me EVERY FUCKING DAY!

-Has her own friends to hang out with.

-Doesn't cheat.

-SOME type of ambitions, even if her only ambition is to have real ambitions after college and just party and have fun now.

-Needs to be in college.

-Not a slut, if she's had some random sex it's all fine, but if she goes over 15 guys she's fucked she either better A)not mention that or B)fuck off

-Doesn't mind the fact that I'm in ROTC and going to be in the army after college for at least 4 years.

Those are mandatory, at least all the mandatory I can think of.

My personal preferences(in a random order):

-Redhead

-Non-smoker, although as long as she doesn't smell like cigarettes it's all good.

-Already has a career path

-Not black, although there are a lot of good looking black women whom don't fit in that catagory

-Likes when I take her shooting

-Likes the fact I'm going military

-Has a job AND is in college.



Okay, I've really ran out of stuff now...

Remember, that's all I'll have a SERIOUS relationship with. I'll casually date a whole hell of a lot more then that... and I'd fuck even more (as long as I've had enough beers that is).

Casually date:

Not ugly, not fat

Fuck:

Paperbag+not fat=okay

A little chubby+cute face=okay



Unlike some of you guys, I'm realistic here... I'm not looking for a serious relationship, non-serious relationship, or quick fuck. I chill with my friends, go party, get drunk and whatever happens, happens.

yeah.. realistic.. your list is one of the most specific.

Forgot to mention, a girl who can look after herself, major turn on.

For a serious partner:

-reasonably attractive

-can get along with & respects my friends

-is somewhat protective of me.

-smart

-funny/can take a joke

-reliable

-doesn't wear ugly shoes

-doesn't have super long hair or paint his nails.

-isn't constantly broke

-can drive

-parents aren't too strict

-has to be able to see me 5-6 days a week if we go to school together or 1-3 days if we don't.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

yeah.. realistic.. your list is one of the most specific.

Forgot to mention, a girl who can look after herself, major turn on.

Notice I didn't limit mine to only girls I'd date seriously.

Look at the other lists.

None of you included "sexy" in your lists. Being good-looking is meaningless sans chemistry. If a guy's not sexy, then that's my deal-breaker.

Is a fiend (anything but cigs)

Anti drugs

Lacks depth

Does not understand pain (to my standards)

Has dull eyes

Weighs more than 20 pounds less than me

Is ugly

Is too skinny

Fucks a lot of guys

Cannot make me feel loved

Doesn't understand that sometimes i am simply inconsolable

Is far-right

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI> Is Unattractive

<LI> Bad personal hygeine

<LI> Smokes/Drinks/Does drugs heavily

<LI> Is too much older than me

</UL>

Apart from that, Ill give it a shot. I smoke and drink too much, and occasionally do drugs. I need a girl to calm me down, as Ive learned from past relationships that it works a lot better than someone making me worse. I also havent had the best luck with girls older than me.

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-boring

-stupid

-unfaithful

-unkind

-no sense of humor

-unattractive

-poor hygiene

-doesn't let me smoke, drink, etc.

-doesn't let me hang out with my friends

-is under 16 or over 28 (rare exceptions for the latter, no exceptions for the former)

-Republican

I think I can work with most anything else.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

LoL, i love that you say you wouldn't go with a girl who's racist, yet your entire list is just as prejudice as any racist movement.

Judging people solely on their ethinicity, and What I want in a long-term partner are two completely seperate issues.

I don't judge people on those factors, I just use the factors to catergorize people I want to be close to.

Doesn't mean I'm going to treat people with those factors bad, I will just never date them.

Alright, I thought of more.

- Many, many of my friends are female. If that makes you jealous, then fuck off.

- I'm a recovering alcoholic, and I don't like being in bars a lot. So a girl who wants me to go out and party with her... yeah, that's not gonna work.

- Pot-smoking is okay, but anything heavier, and I'm taking a pass. Yeah, I know, drugs don't NECESSARILY render a woman untrustworthy or unstable. They just almost always do. So fuck that.

- I'd quit smoking pot for the right girl; it's not really a big deal. I would NOT respond well to her insisting I stop smoking, and even less well to an ultimatum.

- I like cigarettes. If that's a problem, fuck off.

my deal breakers:

-bitchy

-nigger (i know black chicks that don't act as such)

-obese

-completely ugly

-stupid

-anti-smoking (i don't smoke, but i do tend to be around people who do.)

-chatterboxes

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Is fat.

<LI>Is ugly.

<LI>Isn't intelligent.

<LI>Erm... is fat.

</UL>

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<OL TYPE=1>

<LI>Fat.

<LI>Stupid.

<LI>Forgetful.

<LI>Ignorant.

</OL>

-Too sensitive/can't take a joke/wants to talk about feelings all the time

-No/bad sense of humor

-Racist/sexist/homophobic/discriminates in some other way I'm not okay with

-Can't deal my views on sex/drugs

-No direction in life

-Doesn't respect me (enough)

-Thinks s/he has it all figured out

-Doesn't think deeply

-Isn't sexually attractive to me

-Insecure

-Tries to present an "image" rather than true self

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

-Tries to present an "image" rather than true self

Most of us do that. Pretty successfully as well.

1. Ugly

2. Fat

3. Stupid and/or bitch.

Alas this cuts out 90%+ of women.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

Most of us do that. Pretty successfully as well.

Hence why I don't date.

i pity the fat girls everyone hates em

mine are

1.not blonde(no i cant explain this)

2.reasonably attractive

3.not naive

My only deal breakers are:

I won't date a guy who has no job/who is a loser bum.

I won't be with a guy who is mean to me or my daughter.

I won't be with a guy who smells bad and doesn't practice personal hygiene.

And I can't STAND guys who play stupid mind games.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

Most of us do that. Pretty successfully as well.

From my last relationship, I've learned honesty is the best policy, and it's my number one policy now.