No, seriously.

Minding my own business in a local nature reserve, and this guy is walking in the opposite direction to me. Looks a bit odd, but don't we all.

And then just after he's walked past me, I hear him stop. But I keep on walking, obviously. And then curiosity gets the better of me, and I turn round to look.

And he's standing there, staring at me, with his cock in his hand.

So I just gave him a bit of a look and carried on walking. Told the people at the centre, and they called the police, etc etc.

But why the fuck do people do that? Do they get off on it? Do they expect a reaction? What?

Jx

It makes you feel disgusting doesn't it. I felt sick for days after it happened to me.

quote:Originally posted by wires:

It makes you feel disgusting doesn't it. I felt sick for days after it happened to me.

Which is why they do it.It's a humiliation/power thing. By shocking the woman, by making her feel in some way sullied they get a power 'kick'.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Which is why they do it.It's a humiliation/power thing. By shocking the woman, by making her feel in some way sullied they get a power 'kick'.



In that case, I'm even more glad I didn't run away.

I knew a girl who got flashed, and actually chased the guy. Apparently he freaked proper and ran off.

Jx

I'm not being SGish, I actually found that funny.

What's the point of calling the police, etc? It's just a fucking cock, you probably want it in your fucking mouth.

I do that all the time.

It's entertaining.

Just laugh at the size of their penis like it's 1cm.... that will cure 'm for a while

Just play along. Girls are naturally better at flashing anyways. He'll go home crying when you beat him at his own game.

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

I'm not being SGish, I actually found that funny.

What's the point of calling the police, etc? It's just a fucking cock, you probably want it in your fucking mouth.

It is funny. I'm not denying that.

In fact, as soon as I got out of there I called my friend and we were both laughing our tits off.

But it's also just. Not right.

It's not the fact that it's a cock, it's the fact he's flashing it at women in a fucking nature reserve. And it's not even that, it's that he's doing it, like jackketch said, as a power thing, to shock people.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Just play along. Girls are naturally better at flashing anyways. He'll go home crying when you beat him at his own game.



Actually this advice isn't so wrong. Flashing back at him would ruin totally his 'game'.

A cock is nature, what's your point?

So, he amused you, and you called the fucking cops on him? I'm never being the clown at your birthday party.

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

A cock is nature, what's your point?

So, he amused you, and you called the fucking cops on him? I'm never being the clown at your birthday party.

LOL

*wipes snot and coffee spray off monitor*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

LOL

*wipes snot and coffee spray off monitor*

You do this a lot. Don't drink in front of the computer, dammit.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

You do this a lot. Don't drink in front of the computer, dammit.



ACtually i don't do it much at all these days...there hasn't been much here recently worthy of that accolade ,has there?

quote:Originally posted by Cosmonaut3030:

A cock is nature, what's your point?

So, he amused you, and you called the fucking cops on him? I'm never being the clown at your birthday party.

Unless you're incredibly dense, you understand the point I'm making perfectly well.

I wouldn't mind, but you're not even being particularly funny.

Edit: Okay, I'm taking this too seriously. Sorry and all, it just unnerved me a bit.

Second Edit! As I think about it, I really have blown this out of proportion. No pun intended. At the end of the day, it was harmless and quite amusing, if a bit fucking weird.

Never mind, eh.

Jx



[This message has been edited by Jessic (edited 09-16-2006).]

Just think...what would happen if guys called the police every time they were flashed by a girl?

A while ago some guy in my town drove up to some girls, got out of his car and started masturbating furiously. People like that deserve a smack.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

ACtually i don't do it much at all these days...there hasn't been much here recently worthy of that accolade ,has there?

Maybe the Black Cocks article in the liquid condoms thread will help damage your equipment.