Before any emotionally disturbed feminists feel the great need to begin flaming me with teh internets, I will add a random disclaimer, and say that the information on this thread will only be used for research purposes. There. Happy? Ok, onto the real issue.

So on my last summer vacation, I came across a very fucked up individual. Or rather, she came to me. A cute 18 year old Korean girl, who was so enthralled by my butt-ugly image, that she would tremble at the pure sight of me, and hide in the women`s bathroom whenever I was close by. Her face was so stupendously cute, but it was a unique type of cuteness. Like the cuteness expressed on the face of a baby seal. Several moments before you start beating it with a club.

She would even stalk me at times, with her crazy Korean friends who gave her advice on what to do, but the most communication that would ever occur between us, would be where I would glance in her direction, and she in turn, would become paralyzed for several seconds, before running off to hide in the womens bathroom. It was like something out of an anime. Cute, but stupid.

This attraction of galactic proportions kind of creeped me out, so I never made an attempt to talk to her. Eventually, after a month of this, she summoned up all the courage of South Korea combined, and managed to ask my friend, to invite a bunch of people, including herself and myself to some random restaurant. Once there, I basically agreed to everything she said just to make the crazed nut happy. She asked the most childish things such as: do you want to be boyfriend/girlfriend? Felt like being back in primary school. After all that, we parted with a brief kiss which made her entire year.

After moving back to my own country, she would constantly make high-cost international phone calls to me, to ask me about highly captivating things such as what I ate that day. After half a year had gone by, the phone calls subsided. I didnt get another call from her for the 6 months following that.

Now its summer once again, and I am in her area. What does totse think? Should I putting her gullibility to good use, and get her to polish my pen0r on a daily basis? If so, then how do I go about it. If not, then what does I do?

All suggestions welcome.

Except the stupid ones.

I say do it, first thing I would do is find out why she stopped calling, maybe she has a boyfriend now? if she doesn't however, you have a good change of making her your "personal cock-whore".

Do it, but be nice about it.

I think she probably stopped calling because she got the hint that I wasnt fully immersed in her `conversations` about kimchi, swedish emo music artists, leaves, tables, hands, and other objects of universal importance. Hey, dont get me wrong, hands are important and all (especially to guys) but i wouldnt pay like $10/minute just to talk about them, with some guy on the other side of the globe.

So, step 1 to anal domination?

A Korean woman, eh? Well, unless you're a Korean yourself and/or her family's rather anti-traditional, then you won't probably have any sort of deep relationship with her. Either just be her friend or have some fun with you for a while.

no i wouldnt go for her anymore. unless you want someone to be obsessed over you. its scary.

Seriously, how could you waste something so good? You really are stupendously, singularly, dense. She's stopped calling after a (probably) painful realisation that you are not what she imagined. Looks like she's moved on and you don't have a chance with her. It's over.

quote:Originally posted by Mantikore:

no i wouldnt go for her anymore. unless you want someone to be obsessed over you. its scary.

But flattering.