A virginity thief is someone who takes another person virginity(simple enough) and I just wanted to ask how many virginites (v cards), whatever, people have taken. Heres mine.



In order:

Andrea

Lacie

Keisha

Andee

Sabre

"Virginity Thiefs"...

Wow... Just... Wow...

*Keeps his mouth shut and passes on*

omg...I didnt even read your thread. I saw that topic and I just started laughing...and laughing...and laughing...

Kudos.

It was meant to be funny. Like as a joking way of asking people. Come on guys.

your only a virginity theif if you fuck the girl then dump her.

I hope these thieves are thrown in prison, where such terrible people belong.

[This message has been edited by RogueWarheart (edited 09-16-2006).]

I stay far away from virgins, as I've had my share of teaching girls how to pleasure me.

Sadly, I was a virgin and I had to teach my girlfriend of the time how to give head, and how to fuck me back properly. She had a few boyfriends if I remember.

So sad, so very sad. :\

Dude wtf

thats not cool.

Taking a girls virginity for fun isnt 'amazing'

Its fucking sick.

You sir are a disgrace to humankind

quote:Originally posted by Synkk:

Dude wtf

thats not cool.

Taking a girls virginity for fun isnt 'amazing'

Its fucking sick.

You sir are a disgrace to humankind





It's not like I fucked them then left them dumbfuck. All I asked was how many virginities have you taken. Also, who gives a fuck anyway? Is it really that big of a deal that I fuck a few girls. No.

On a side note, you're probably saying this because you've never been laid. Once you get laid, you'll understand me compeletely.

The girl who took my virginity turned out to be kind of a slut. She fucked like 5 of my friends. She even gained a nickname with the prefix; "dirty" before her first initial.

Imagine meeting some completely random guy at a party and hearing him bring up the fact that he also fucked her... this happens often...

Oh.. and now she posts on totse with the username: Marchesa

quote:Originally posted by Lord Buddha:



On a side note, you're probably saying this because you've never been laid. Once you get laid, you'll understand me compeletely.



The sad part is, thats the truth.

This thread reminds me of the movie Kids.

quote:Originally posted by Lord Buddha:



On a side note, you're probably saying this because you've never been laid. Once you get laid, you'll understand me compeletely.



Dude Ive had sex. But ive never been 'laid'

Thats just fucking wrong to me. And if you want to go brag about how many virginities you've taken... go brag somwhere else.

Two at the same time, if I count my own.

Also, taken one oral virginity, and gave two women their first tounging.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

The girl who took my virginity turned out to be kind of a slut. She fucked like 5 of my friends. She even gained a nickname with the prefix; "dirty" before her first initial.

Imagine meeting some completely random guy at a party and hearing him bring up the fact that he also fucked her... this happens often...

Oh.. and now she posts on totse with the username: Marchesa



Haha...sounds like my ex.

Except if she fucked my friends, I'd probably kill something.

taking one virginity, doubt I'll take another, doesn't bother me.

quote:Originally posted by Synkk:

Dude Ive had sex. But ive never been 'laid'



eeeeeeeeeeeeer................... how does that work?

quote:Originally posted by Quill:

eeeeeeeeeeeeer................... how does that work?

It could likely refer to the physical position of he and his mate.

Laid quite likely implies a position in which they are laying down.

It could very well be, that they were standing or sitting.

quote:Originally posted by Lord Buddha:

A virginity thief is someone who takes another person virginity(simple enough) and I just wanted to ask how many virginites (v cards), whatever, people have taken. Heres mine.



In order:

Andrea

Lacie

Keisha

Andee

Sabre

These sound like bullshit porn names. This thread certainly does not deliver.

1..we lost it together.

quote:Originally posted by naked:

1..we lost it together.

Did you find it?

its probably slipped under the car seat, thats where all my lost stuff ends up getting found.

Buddha bang virgin?

Synkk is confused and young. Too emotionally charged. Sorry, Synkk, but we're over. You're too clingy.

One, a never-been-kissed girl who I moulded to my liking and fucked within a month. Low self-esteem, y'see. It was okay, cos I had low self-esteem too.

I have a rule: No virgins.

I want my girls experienced, the more experience, and the less previous partners, the better.

Also, I'd feel really guilty taking a chick's V card then wanting nothing to do with her.

So yeah, 0.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I stay far away from virgins, as I've had my share of teaching girls how to pleasure me.

Sadly, I was a virgin and I had to teach my girlfriend of the time how to give head, and how to fuck me back properly. She had a few boyfriends if I remember.



So sad, so very sad. :\

It's not sad if someone needs to be taught...I mean at least they CAN be taught! I wouldn't mind if a guy had a lack of experience as long as he was willing to learn. My husband and I have pretty much learned everything together. Heh, we'd never even had ORAL sex before we were married!:P

It's funny, because we keep discovering new techniques/positions and then thinking we invented them...Only to find out later that everyone has done them!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

... the more experience, and the less previous partners, the better.

Oxymoron?

i've taken 2

quote:Originally posted by krimnl:

Oxymoron?

Nah. I'm talking about girls who've only ever slept with 1-2 people, but they had LOOOOOOOTS of sex with those people.

So like 1 partner, sex 3 times a day.

Shit like that.

quote:Originally posted by Synkk:

Did you find it?

mhm

lucky #7 on the cherry's... lucky #4 on the ass berry's HA!.. i only fuck older women now..you don't have to talk em into nothing..

bet you started this thread cause you felt 5 is a lot. Friend of mine (female) took 9 guys their virginity during her last bf.. don't even know how much before that... so basicly, braggin wise.... you fail at life



*ps i only had one. Don't mind, doin virgins sucks somewhat

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

This thread reminds me of the movie Kids.

Me too. It's too bad they rated it NC-17, more people should see it.

quote:Originally posted by Synkk:

Dude wtf

thats not cool.

Taking a girls virginity for fun isnt 'amazing'

Its fucking sick.

You sir are a disgrace to humankind



Weren't you the guy asking something about telling some other guys girlfriend you love her? If you ask me, that's just as bad.

So in that case, you're fucking sick.

quote:Originally posted by mr.surprise:

Weren't you the guy asking something about telling some other guys girlfriend you love her? If you ask me, that's just as bad.

So in that case, you're fucking sick.

He's a so called "nice guy", which implies that he thinks he lives in some romantic-comedy movie and that he'll actually end up with that girl. Not knowing that in reality her boyfriend would kick his ass into the hospital and she'd laugh at him in his face.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

omg...I didnt even read your thread. I saw that topic and I just started laughing...and laughing...and laughing...

Kudos.

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

doin virgins sucks somewhat

Why?

quote:Originally posted by Lord Bukkake:

Keisha Sabre

You fucking nigger lover

Doing vergins just for the hell of it is sick Unless you are so sexually unsatisfying you need to have someone that has nobody to compare you to.



[This message has been edited by NiGhT PrOwLeR (edited 09-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by mr.surprise:

Weren't you the guy asking something about telling some other guys girlfriend you love her? If you ask me, that's just as bad.

So in that case, you're fucking sick.

No at least I dont go on an internet forum and try to brag about how many times ive stole a girls virginity. Ive seent his shit happen all to many times with girls that are friends. They go out and meet a guy that they think is the greatest and he ends up fucking her and leaving her as fast as he can. The OP is lucky someone like me doesnt beat his ass for being a 'thief'

"thieves"

Say it with me.

"thieves."

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh.. and now she posts on totse with the username: Marchesa

Btw, this part was just a joke.

Marchesa is still a slut though.

Ive taken one - with my ex.

Hopefully one more if things go good with my current gf.

quote:Originally posted by Lord Buddha:

A virginity thief is someone who takes another person virginity(simple enough) and I just wanted to ask how many virginites (v cards), whatever, people have taken. Heres mine.



In order:

Andrea

Lacie

Keisha

Andee

Sabre

Sabre, like as in the melee weapon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre

Your circumscision certainly doesn't count as taking someones virginity. This thread fails because 1) It was created to brag about something nobody except losers care about and 2) you had to lie to try to brag about this truly pathetic attempt to do a bit of online bragging.