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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-16, 01:53
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TruthWielder 
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omg, A virgin and hating it
So here I am, 17 year old strong, robust male in the prime of my youth, passion, and vigor and...jesus man its all just wasting away.Im sooooo horny.Just horny.Stupidly so.All the time.I am fucking ready to just bust out and give as manny massive extended orgasms to any woman nonstop until I run out of brain cells from orgasms.I want to eat a womans pussy like a fucking buffet.I just wanna bust out with the crazyness.Im getting a boner as I write this.Not that sex to me shouldnt be without emotional content.Dont get me wrong, I've read more sex books than that old lady on oxygen (irony...) yet just due to fucking circumstance...I have not had sex yet.
*writes number down in girls bathroom stall*
wtf man.I want to do it all!I feel Im just a poor wild sex beast in a cage...  *end of rant*
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#2
 2006-09-16, 01:55
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
I feel like this every day...Although not about girls.
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#3
 2006-09-16, 01:58
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Happens to the best of us.
Well, it happened to you, and it's happened to me. So... we must be the best!
Losers win! Circle makes the square!
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#4
 2006-09-16, 01:58
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
just find a girl with really low self-esteem, then treat her lik an angel, then fuck her brains out, or if you r a decent person, jus wait, and they will come (it helps if you just act like you dont need a girl to be happy, just be confident but not cocky)
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#5
 2006-09-16, 02:14
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TruthWielder 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
thanks just...Im not all that confident.But I know what you mean.Just there are certain girls that are so enrapturing...and I fail at coming up to them.
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#6
 2006-09-16, 02:17
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pianoSpleen 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
I'm guessing from your behavior that you treat girls like they're uber awesome and such. Now, that might work on SOME OF those with low self esteem, but the majority of chicks are going to be really, really turned off by that.
What you need to do is this. Fap. Then realise that IT'S ONLY A BIG DEAL IF YOU TREAT IT LIKE ONE. Also attraction seems to be somewhat viral, in that if you appear suddenly and one girl thinks you're hot she'll tell her friends and they'll start seeing you that way too... ditto for unattractiveness. It's not an ironclad rule but it definitely happens.
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#7
 2006-09-16, 02:19
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TruthWielder 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Your right about the "attractive" thing.Dammit.But im horny NOW
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#8
 2006-09-16, 03:43
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Canadian 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Yeah I'm in the same boat.
It'll happen...I hope...
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#9
 2006-09-16, 03:57
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stab 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Same deal except I know what I'm missing out on.
You aint alone mate.
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#10
 2006-09-16, 06:49
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hedonist 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
So, it's not that big of a deal. Fap, stop worrying.
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#11
 2006-09-16, 14:16
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bazthefish 
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
same here youre lucky you say you just feel caged i always feel angry about it pisses me off
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#12
 2006-09-17, 01:33
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Yea bro i feel ya on that, i could tapped the hell out of some fat chicks, but i dont roll that way, especially id have to buy a new bed afterwards being with them. I'd rather take times off and use my hand then fuck around with some heavy girls......
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#13
 2006-09-17, 01:42
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Did the people of this board ever stop to think of the wonders humanity might be accomplishing if they weren't so pre-occupied with sex??
Put sex a long way down on the list of things that are important to you, watch your life seriously change.
[This message has been edited by Garrett (edited 09-17-2006).]
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#14
 2006-09-17, 01:52
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Haha, he's gonna be so disappointed when he finally has sex..
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#15
 2006-09-17, 05:18
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
Same feeling here, except I just turned 15.
So there's time for me.
I've heard that fapping before dates increases your chances of having sex because you're more relaxed, you're less horny (thus, less eager, which turns women on), and something in the sweat attracts women.
So the solution to your problem is to fap as much as you can.
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#16
 2006-09-17, 06:00
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Re: omg, A virgin and hating it
I was nice to girls... and I didn't get ass.
I'm a dick to girls... and I don't get ass.
What do they want from me?
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