Well, Ive been told I am cute by a countless number of people. Thats awesome, but the girls in my class are fucking bitches.

Since 8th grade, they have constintly made fun of me and have lowered my confidence down to fucking zero. Im a nice guy and have never done anything to them, but they love putting me down. My confidence is so low, I feel depressed. I really don't want to go on. Its not fair that Im always being picked on, do they even care?

I go to the gym quite a bit so Im a pretty solid kid, its just that my ass is a little bit bigger than most guys. They haven't let up, its been 5 fucking years. Im so sick of being a fucking joke. My confidence wouldn't be fucking low at all if not for them. I try to tell myself "screw them", but when your always being picked on its hard not to believe them.

I fucking hate my life.

Fuck, most girls I know say they like men with big asses... Not too big, mind you, but... Well, anyways, before I go and turn myself on...

You need to throw it all to the wind, and just ask a girl. Some girl you don't know, or don't know very well.

"Hey, you want to go see a movie?"

You'll get turned down, most likely, but then go and ask another. It doesn't hurt, you'll find out, and then...

Well, and then, you'll find a girl that loves a man with a BIG ASS. Trust me.

Just tell them that a big nail needs a heavy hammer.

My ex boyfriend had a big ass...Along with a huge afro and he wore LEISURE SUITS (seriously). I thought he was beautiful...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Just tell them that a big nail needs a heavy hammer.

Ok, this wins.

Tell them that, grab your crouch, grin, and then walk away.

I bet you ANYTHING that you'll not only feel better, you'll get more looks. GOOD LOOKS!

Big arse on a man = Big turn off

What the hell, why don't you start picking faults in them. I'm sure they have (or think themselves to have) big arses, flat chests, fat thighs, big noses, etc....

Next time start pointing out their 'imperfections', they'll stop picking on you very quickly.

The big ass thing doesn't bother me more, but you can understand that it severly hurt my confidence. Ive had problems with Anxiety all my life and I really don't need this. My life has been hard enough. My friends ditched me because I don't play sports, except baseball. Im to shy to talk to girls because Ive been made fun of for so long I actually believe what they say.

Just 5 mins ago, I got a phone call from a girl I had a crush on. She was hanging out of with some of those girls. It was a prank phone call about how she wanted to hook up with me. I know it was a prank call cause everyone was fucking laughing in the background.

I actually liked this girl and to get a phone call like this makes me feel like Im worthless. This is my senior year and I don't deserve to feel this way. I am severly depressed because what these girls did to me. Girls make fun of me, my friends betray me, and Im fucking depressed. Fuck this, its time I step up and tell them how it fucking is. I will no longer stand for this shit. Fuck em.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Big arse on a man = Big turn off

What the hell, why don't you start picking faults in them. I'm sure they have (or think themselves to have) big arses, flat chests, fat thighs, big noses, etc....

Next time start pointing out their 'imperfections', they'll stop picking on you very quickly.

I agree. Im going to become the biggest fucking asshole in the fucking world. Im sick of being the better person, its time they fucking get a taste of their own medicine.

Those people suck.

Look, trust me, they are as unhappy and insecure as you are. These 'pranks' are just a way of making themselves feel better and it's a shame it's at your expense really, but truly, they are nobodies.



[This message has been edited by Marchesa (edited 09-16-2006).]

Im glad you guys are cool about it. This is seriously an issue I have. Ive gone to talk to counsilers and other people about my problems. This is my fucking turning point. I really don't care anymore, they already treat me like dirt whats the worse thing that could happen?

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

[...]whats the worse thing that could happen?

Nothing at all. Best is that you get some pussy and a girlfriend.

I like THOSE odds.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Look, trust me, they are as unhappy and insecure as you are. These 'pranks' are just a way of making themselves feel better and it's a shame it's at your expense really, but truly, they are nobodies.







haha, thanks..

So umm exactly how big is this ass you speak of? are we talking like badonkidonk sized?

It's easier said than done, but don't let them get you down. Highschool kids are retarded. Just tough it out and once you get into the real world you'll realise there are much more important things to worry about than silly teenage girls being cunts to you. Good luck!

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

The big ass thing doesn't bother me more, but you can understand that it severly hurt my confidence. Ive had problems with Anxiety all my life and I really don't need this. My life has been hard enough. My friends ditched me because I don't play sports, except baseball. Im to shy to talk to girls because Ive been made fun of for so long I actually believe what they say.

Just 5 mins ago, I got a phone call from a girl I had a crush on. She was hanging out of with some of those girls. It was a prank phone call about how she wanted to hook up with me. I know it was a prank call cause everyone was fucking laughing in the background.

I actually liked this girl and to get a phone call like this makes me feel like Im worthless. This is my senior year and I don't deserve to feel this way. I am severly depressed because what these girls did to me. Girls make fun of me, my friends betray me, and Im fucking depressed. Fuck this, its time I step up and tell them how it fucking is. I will no longer stand for this shit. Fuck em.

Walk up to this group of girls and call them all bleedy twats.

Seriously, constant bullying is fucking weak and will break just about anyone.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

So umm exactly how big is this ass you speak of? are we talking like badonkidonk sized?

I have really big muscular legs and my ass is just big because my legs are big. Its really not fat just mostly muscle. My dad has big legs also. I can leg press and squat a ton of weight.

I really can't help it. The thing is, my confidence would be really high without all this shit.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

I have really big muscular legs and my ass is just big because my legs are big. Its really not fat just mostly muscle. My dad has big legs also. I can leg press and squat a ton of weight.

I really can't help it. The thing is, my confidence would be really high without all this shit.

Haha, yeah, I can leg press over one thousand pounds... And my ass is big...

But I also know how to play with chick's minds.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

It's easier said than done, but don't let them get you down. Highschool kids are retarded. Just tough it out and once you get into the real world you'll realise there are much more important things to worry about than silly teenage girls being cunts to you. Good luck!

Well, Im going drink a few beers and call up one of the girls. I have her number cause we use to be friends. I really need to do this.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Haha, yeah, I can leg press over one thousand pounds... And my ass is big...

But I also know how to play with chick's minds.



That must be nice, I feel so bad about myself I get nervous.

Do you have access to a gun? No, I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself, however murder sounds pretty sweet, and vengance is a dish best served cold, so I'm told.

Take said weapon, go to said school, walk up to said girl, put out said gun, tell said girl to get on said knees and suck that dick to save her life, whip the little said dick out, proceed to pretend to let said bitch live after she has sucked your dick, then blow said bitches brains out after quoting said quote from Pulp Fiction.

I will never forget you, and although other people may forget you after the cops have killed you, I will never forget you man. You will be important to me, and the movement of reversing this equal rights bullshit that can't exsist. Kill them, kill them all.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

What the hell, why don't you start picking faults in them. I'm sure they have (or think themselves to have) big arses, flat chests, fat thighs, big noses, etc....

Next time start pointing out their 'imperfections', they'll stop picking on you very quickly.

You've never tried that, have you?

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

Well, Im going drink a few beers and call up one of the girls. I have her number cause we use to be friends. I really need to do this.

Do it, but don't sink to their level. Just say something like "I think it's fucked up how you put me down all the time". Good luck!

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

Well, Im going drink a few beers and call up one of the girls. I have her number cause we use to be friends. I really need to do this.

Dont drink it makes your ass fat!!!

But seriously when you get older you could go for an anal lyposuction./ass reduction surgery



[This message has been edited by NiGhT PrOwLeR (edited 09-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Do you have access to a gun? No, I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself, however murder sounds pretty sweet, and vengance is a dish best served cold, so I'm told.

Take said weapon, go to said school, walk up to said girl, put out said gun, tell said girl to get on said knees and suck that dick to save her life, whip the little said dick out, proceed to pretend to let said bitch live after she has sucked your dick, then blow said bitches brains out after quoting said quote from Pulp Fiction.

I will never forget you, and although other people may forget you after the cops have killed you, I will never forget you man. You will be important to me, and the movement of reversing this equal rights bullshit that can't exsist. Kill them, kill them all.

Nah, Murder is fucking weak and so is suicide. Im planning making their lives suck for the rest of the year. Starting with fucking up their homecoming. If I egg another float we get disqualified. They will fucking cry about that. Then Im going to attack them personally.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Dont drink it makes your ass fat!!!

But seriously when you get older you could go for an anal lyposuction./ass reduction surgery





Haha, whatever...fuck it.

Whatver you do, don't rest until all those bitches are crying, and hopefully you drive them into a depression as deep as yoyobek, except I'll fantasize that they have the balls to actually kill themselves.

If you keep a mentallity like that then you are right you can't have something if you think it is impossible likely if you ever do get a girlfriend you will try to sabotage it because you will not feel comfortable in the situation my suggestion is to you is to go on a journey across the country doing whatever you want.

quote:Originally posted by Harde:

If you keep a mentallity like that then you are right you can't have something if you think it is impossible likely if you ever do get a girlfriend you will try to sabotage it because you will not feel comfortable in the situation my suggestion is to you is to go on a journey across the country doing whatever you want.

You don't quite understand, its not that easy. These people have fucking made life hell. I have had anxiety problems all my life which makes mentally fragile. I would like to see you deal with the BS that I deal with.

Dude, these sluts will go to college next year and gain like 50 pounds. Seriously, the bitches I knew in highschool are unrecognizably fat now.

Wait!!! Don't become an asshole! Don't listen to CarbonB. All this shit about nice guys finishing last is wrong. You seem like a cool guy, seriously don't sink down to their level. Ignore them! Please don't stop being nice!

It makes me sad that CarbonB is recruiting you to his side of being a huge douchebag. This will not get you any girls!!!

Maybe you need to sort out your anxiety problems first. And what's the cause? And are you talking social anxiety?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Maybe you need to sort out your anxiety problems first. And what's the cause? And are you talking social anxiety?

Regular Anxiety, the fact that people make fun of me makes me worry, then sets up a chain reaction.

I said the same thing in high school/college. I'm married now.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

That must be nice, I feel so bad about myself I get nervous.

No, it makes me wonder if a girl really likes me, or if they like me for who I make them think I am...

It really isn't very nice, at all, if you want someone to like you for who you are.

Yeah, instead of looking at the situation as it really is, your allowing it to deeply affect you. You're focusing on the negative and it's growing out of proportion. If you have low self esteem, where does it come from? Next time someone says something nasty about you, instead of turning it on yourself, why don't you try and see that person for who they really are. See how small they are?

People who say nasty things just aren't happy within themselves.

[This message has been edited by Marchesa (edited 09-16-2006).]

Listen, you've dealt with this nice guy shit for your whole life. ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND WILL REMAIN BULLSHIT. There are thoughts going through your head that you dont even consider speaking out loud, such as "Fuck you, cunt". SAY THESE THINGS TO PEOPLE. Rise up from the shell your peers have forced you into. You may get into fights and may get your ass kicked, but this will only reinforce your steadily growing resolve. Dont take this kind of shit from anyone, no matter who. Awaken the inner asshole, and all shall be made clear to you.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:



People who say nasty things just aren't happy within themselves.



Oh come on, that's what the people who get made fun of say to desperately make themselves feel superior. It's just a trick for the weak. The fact is, they make fun of you because it's funny. You seem like an easy target. When a group of people find a common ground they can get pretty creative and clever in their insults. I'm sure they've got some nicknames for you. It's just a form of entertainment. You're a senior though, go to college somewhere far away and it'll change.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Wait!!! Don't become an asshole! Don't listen to CarbonB. All this shit about nice guys finishing last is wrong. You seem like a cool guy, seriously don't sink down to their level. Ignore them! Please don't stop being nice!

It makes me sad that CarbonB is recruiting you to his side of being a huge douchebag. This will not get you any girls!!!

Yeah, that's why you made that one thread about how your boyfriend was a supernice, romantic guy that could get you off without you even trying, and what the fuck do you start thinking?

You start thinking about the guy who was always an asshole to you, and how you would want him.

So go to hell you dumb, naive bitch.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Oh come on, that's what the people who get made fun of say to desperately make themselves feel superior. It's just a trick for the weak. The fact is, they make fun of you because it's funny. You seem like an easy target. When a group of people find a common ground they can get pretty creative and clever in their insults. I'm sure they've got some nicknames for you. It's just a form of entertainment. You're a senior though, go to college somewhere far away and it'll change.



Er, no. Actually it's true. People who do/say bad things are not happy with themselves. It's destructive and lame and it's what total losers get up to.

I don't find making someone cry a form of entertainment because I'm not a sick asshole like yourself.

Whatever, you don't have the strength to see how things really are. It's obvious you've been on the loser side of the street your whole life. Would be a waste of time convincing you that you're actually at the bottom of the chain, and those making fun of you, are doing so because they are at the top. They have the strength and utilize it for entertainment. It's enjoyable to exercise one's power.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Whatever, you don't have the strength to see how things really are. It's obvious you've been on the loser side of the street your whole life. Would be a waste of time convincing you that you're actually at the bottom of the chain, and those making fun of you, are doing so because they are at the top. They have the strength and utilize it for entertainment. It's enjoyable to exercise one's power.



I've never been bullied.

I am a nice guy too, man. And I don't really get made fun of too much, but I'm constantly walked over. When you're nice, you have to either get used to it or explode. The thing is, inferiors like them will grow up and be shit. These are the best days of their lives, and they will exploit that. Just think about how next year they will all be struggling for an apartment and selling their asses on the street to feed their baby.

Superiors like me would rather just be cool with everyone.

Grade eight, don't worry. Someday you will not care less about what happened in grade 8. When you are older you see grade 8s talking and hear the way they talk and it will seem completely foolish and trivial. Just find way to act more confident and you will probably be treated better. Being unconfident and unassertive does not make you a nice guy.

quote:Originally posted by Perspicacious:

Grade eight, don't worry. Someday you will not care less about what happened in grade 8. When you are older you see grade 8s talking and hear the way they talk and it will seem completely foolish and trivial. Just find way to act more confident and you will probably be treated better. Being unconfident and unassertive does not make you a nice guy.

Edit: the same will hold true of grade 12 as well...

I think you should act like an asshole to those bitches.

I act like an asshole to everyone at my school;my friends,aquantinces,people I don't know,and it's great!

Everyone likes me!

Work on some good insults first.

A good way to do this is by getting on AIM and just straight-up making fun of people.

Any time those girls say anything to you,interupt with an aggresive,"Shut the fuck up bitch,I don't wanna talk to you."

Yell at them all the time.

Damage their cars.

Throw food at 'em at lunch.

Get them pregnant.

Just make 'em feel like bitches.

Good luck.

The four rules of gun safety are:

Always assume a gun is loaded.

Always watch your background.

Never aim at anything you don't intend to shoot.

Never shoot anything you don't intend to kill.

Why am I pointring this out?

Well, it's good to know...I mean, it may useful in the future. And it's probably knowledge that comforts you if anything.

Anyway, there they are.

Okies a more serious and hopefully helpful answer from me now.

I am not good looking, i am old, have brown broken teeth, going bald ,i'm flabby and no matter how much i worked out as a teen have always had man-boobs. I also now have stretch marks from losing a ton of weight when i was a kid and varicous veins. I don't get to wash as often as i would like (3 preening teenage sons and limited hot water supply means i have to pre-book the bathroom!)And if i wore glasses instead of contacts then the glasses would be like coca-cola bottles.

Flaccid i'm almost microscopic!

SO why am i telling you this?

Simply because despite everything i have just said i am irresistable to women. I have women...EXTREMELY FIT women almost throwin themselves at me daily. NO i'm not exaggerating.

As long as you aren't horribly disfigured (ie Ginger) and you have some facial symmetery then there is no reason why any physical attribute should impede your 'game' in anyway at all BASTA!.

Teenage girls can be horribly shallow sometimes but then so are boys too. But most get over that stage fairly quickly...they fall in love with you and not your body first. Remember that always.

It's the whole YOU that interests them, not the size of your arse, dick or wallet.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-16-2006).]

its nice that you are not conforming to society's expectations of you to get a girlfriend, but dont let the hate you have now affect any girls in the future that may really genuinly like you.

the asshole part works cos i went though a pretty similar thing and became more of an asshole(although in my case a drunken asshole that helped too) and it does work whether as all the people take the piss becouse they feel bad about themselves stuff is bullshit. be an asshole

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

Regular Anxiety, the fact that people make fun of me makes me worry, then sets up a chain reaction.

I would perscribe Prozac 0.5 mg, I will lessen the tensity of the panic, so you will be able to do stuff without fear. Go to your local doctor's office with an appiontment for a normal check-up, and look for some prescription papers, don't forget to sign as the doctor, and don't right your real name.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:

Well, Ive been told I am cute by a countless number of people. Thats awesome, but the girls in my class are fucking bitches.

Since 8th grade, they have constintly made fun of me and have lowered my confidence down to fucking zero. Im a nice guy and have never done anything to them, but they love putting me down. My confidence is so low, I feel depressed. I really don't want to go on. Its not fair that Im always being picked on, do they even care?

I go to the gym quite a bit so Im a pretty solid kid, its just that my ass is a little bit bigger than most guys. They haven't let up, its been 5 fucking years. Im so sick of being a fucking joke. My confidence wouldn't be fucking low at all if not for them. I try to tell myself "screw them", but when your always being picked on its hard not to believe them.

I fucking hate my life.

Kick some ass.

Bottom line right there. Don't tell yourself, "screw them." Tell THEM "screw them." Get defiant and stand up for yourself. FIGHT BACK, or accept a life of subservience.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Kick some ass.

Bottom line right there. Don't tell yourself, "screw them." Tell THEM "screw them." Get defiant and stand up for yourself. FIGHT BACK, or accept a life of subservience.

Green Goblin: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.

Norman Osborn: TELL ME HOW.

Green Goblin: The HEART, Osborn. First, we attack his heart.

Don't attack them phyiscally. Go for what they love. Break them down psychologically. That's what they've done to you, so do it back to them. If you want revenge, that is.

Heres what you gotta do. If guys fuck with say, say I'll remember this while I'm fucking my super model wife, in my multibillion dollar mansion, and watching youc clean my pool. (Or anything like that, such as I'll remember this when your bagging my groceries or cleaning my bentley.)

As for girls, find yourself a gf from a different school, (make sure shes relatively attractive). When ever girls give you shit say something along the lines of, "While you maybe right but highschool is most likely the worst years of my life, after that I will go on and get a good job, you'll work in a whore house."

Finally you say you are a solid guy right? Then find the weakest guy picking on you and kick the shit out of him. Don't seriously hurt him badly, but have him pinned on the ground and make it clear you could have. Then offer to help him up. This will give you respect from real people, and people that don't respet that blow ass.

Good luck

How fat are you?

Fuck them, don't mind what they say. They're probably trying to hide their own weak points by focussing on you all the time.

Wear baggy pants.

Change schools, man. It's only once they're gone that you can start to forget them.

drugs > girls.

end thread.

quote:Originally posted by cegha:

drugs > girls.

end thread.

You fail at life.

And to the above poster: it doesn't even matter HOW you fight back. Bullies are looking for easy targets. Show some sack, and the overwhelming majority will cease contact with you.