Jesus fucking Christ.

What is it with women?

This bitch tells me she has a motorcycle accident. The guy who was driving was falling down drunk, and I tell her she was a dumb cunt for getting ON that bike to begin with.

And somehow, I'm the asshole.

B&M

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

B&M



I'm trying to bone her.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

I'm trying to bone her.

Why does she see you as the asshole?

Edit: This thread is junk. Might as well delete it and re-make it with a proper title.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 09-15-2006).]

you could have phrased it in a nicer way than "dumb cunt" but the fact is, she was fucking retarded to get on, and you were right.

IMO.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

somehow, I'm the asshole

Quite the mystery.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Quite the mystery.



Sorry if I don't pity stupidity.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Sorry if I don't pity stupidity.

That's OK, I forgive you and your heartless bastard ways

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Sorry if I don't pity stupidity.

Take a look at your topic for a second. Just actually read it.

Now re-evaluate the attitude that you are illustrating with your words.

There can be little doubt from this that you come off poorly.

There's so much bitterness and hate in the title and OP that it's funny.

Stupid people hate having it pointed out that they are stupid.

You're stupid for not knowing that.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Stupid people hate having it pointed out that they are stupid.

You're stupid for not knowing that.

Quite the little poet aren't you.

[This message has been edited by Chronos139 (edited 09-15-2006).]

i guess er maybe it's assholish to call someone names like "dumb cunt"???? whoa...

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



I'm trying to bone her.

There are only two solutions:

1. Give up.

2. Rape.

quote:Originally posted by Z:

There are only two solutions:

1. Give up.

2. Rape.

Or the third solution.

3. Buy a motorbike. And don't crash it.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Quite the little poet aren't you.

I don't believe he was intending to be poetic. Witty, maybe, but certainly not poetic.

Do you guys know there is no such thing as naturally blue food? Even blueberries are purple. Not a lot of people know that. But now you guys do.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



I'm trying to bone her.

Why would you want to even touch someone that stupid? Regardless, sometimes you need to not say the things you want to say to get what you want. I know it's satisfactory to point out what a moron someone is but it's ultimately robbing you of your goal so ask yourself which do you want more and adjust accordingly

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

Do you guys know there is no such thing as naturally blue food? Even blueberries are purple. Not a lot of people know that. But now you guys do.

What if you ate a blue flower? It's not food per se, but there would be some nutritional value to be found.

Fuck this is off topic, but it's not like the topic was very good to start with.

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

Do you guys know there is no such thing as naturally blue food? Even blueberries are purple. Not a lot of people know that. But now you guys do.

My grandmother refused to eat blue candy. She said it wasn't natural.

Over we go to B&M.