I was talking with my friend, who is a catholic, and he says that he was in the little connfession box, or "sin cube" or whatever, telling the priest that he masturbated too much. And that he could hear the priest rtying not to laugh, and he told my frind that god understands.

Does god understand masturbating

LOL... that priest was me.

"The Lord will use you and then smite you down. He's like that, you know."

The Lord fappeth harder than any man can fathom...

*WOW WOW WOWWWWWWW*

Sorry, incorrect answer, the correct answer was actually,

"There's no such thing as God!!!"

Thanks for playing kids!

actually you can choose to believe in god or choose not to belive in god, but don't try to troll one of my threads garfunkel.

Thanks for playing.

if you knew anything, you'd know i'm anything but a troll

And I was being serious.

But ok, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. IF god didnt want us to jerk off, why did he make it so god damn fun?

That wasn't trying not to laugh, it was trying to hold back his moans... He was masturbating to your friend's words!!

Garfunkel, I agree with you, why would god think masturbation is bad blah blah, but not that "you have to take one side nobody can have thier own opinions atheists are the only right people" stuff

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

atheists are the only right people

QFT.

QFT. GadZooks, did you read my fucking post? I said that in Quotation marks damnit and it was to show the obviousness that it wasfalse.

Illiterate bastards these days...

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

Illiterate bastards these days...

Humorless bastards these days...

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

QFT. GadZooks, did you read my fucking post? I said that in Quotation marks damnit and it was to show the obviousness that it wasfalse.

Illiterate bastards these days...

You'd be wise to understand sarcasm. But at least now you know the affects of misquoting things.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

Garfunkel, I agree with you, why would god think masturbation is bad blah blah, but not that "you have to take one side nobody can have thier own opinions atheists are the only right people" stuff

i don't think that at all actually.. I was making a joke about the non existance of God dude.. I dont see where you got the idea that I think atheists are the only right people.. times like these I wish there was a symbol on a computer for deadpan/sarcasm..

My sarcasm Died when My last girl broke up wihth me over the phone At her new boyfreinds house

Actually atheists are just as ignorant as deists. To deny that chance of the existence of a god is feeble-minded.

But this has no relevence to the thread.

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

My sarcasm Died when My last girl broke up wihth me over the phone At her new boyfreinds house

totse's a very sarcastic place, so try not to take it too seriously.

your ex sounds like a fucking whore. No one deserves treatment like that. You deserve better, and you will find better soon.

garfunkel, *Tear*you care so much... your like the brother i never had. Yea Fuck that bitch

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

garfunkel, *Tear*you care so much... your like the brother i never had. Yea Fuck that bitch

bwahahahaha. good thing you relearned deadpan/sarcastic

Since this has already turned into a religious debate, I will end it for you all.

It takes just as much faith to believe that for sure there isn't a god as to believe there is one. The facts of the matter are we just don't know. Unless one of you can prove or disprove the existence of god then you are all just as bad in my opinion if you are going around speaking your beliefs as if they are unquestioned truth. Agnosticism FTW!



EDIT: After reading further replies, I release that the religious debate was a joke. My statement still stands though.

[This message has been edited by Cloaked Dagger (edited 09-15-2006).]

no it doesn't.

:P

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

*WOW WOW WOWWWWWWW*

Sorry, incorrect answer, the correct answer was actually,

"There's no such thing as God!!!"

Thanks for playing kids!



ftw

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

Does god understand masturbating

quote:Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

Sorry, it was too obvious.