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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-14, 18:29
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spockcarolla 
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i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
i am tired of messing with young girls (my age). i would definately be what you would call a chronophiliac. i am definately more interested in beautiful WOMEN in their 30's and 40's than ANYTHING else. especially ethnic, but it doesnt matter. i've yet do be with one because i'm always in these long, serious relationships with young teenage girls. i do like that young stuff a lot too, but im ready to dive into some nice aged muff. so how do i go about finding me a nice milf/cougar. where do they hang out? i was watching dateline last night and it was about that marginially hot teacher that fucked her 14 year old student, here in florida. i was like "where was i when these things were happening" and my girlfriend SLAPPED that shit out of my back. she doesnt share my perversions.
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#2
 2006-09-14, 18:33
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lauren7249 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
i dunno, dating websites?
edit - ADULT dating websites
[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-14-2006).]
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#3
 2006-09-14, 19:28
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Twisted_Ferret 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
I'll trade you.
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#4
 2006-09-14, 19:35
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
Well, you did say it in front of your girlfriend. If my boyfriend said that and was being serious, I'd slap him.
Anyway. Make sure you're out of your current relationship before you start looking. Otherwise that's just mean. 
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#5
 2006-09-14, 21:34
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Joe Cool 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:
Well, you did say it in front of your girlfriend. If my boyfriend said that and was being serious, I'd slap him.
I have a serious thing against girls who hit guys just because they don't like what they say. In fact I think it's completely wrong for anyone to hit anyone else just for a small disagreement. It isn't right to hit your boyfriend just because he admits to still being attracted to other women, that's wrong. I used to hang out with a girl who did it all of the time. If you even slightly pissed them off they would smack you as hard as they could. I have grown sick of it and the next bitch that lays a hand on me just because I she disagrees with me is going to get it twice as hard in the fucking face.
[This message has been edited by Joe Cool (edited 09-14-2006).]
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#6
 2006-09-15, 04:03
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Cloaked Dagger 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by Joe Cool:
I have a serious thing against girls who hit guys just because they don't like what they say.
I agree, but mostly because we can't hit them without getting a domestic violence charge and the feminists are always crying for "equality" Yeah some equality!
That and it is a stupid reason to hit someone. Generally a girl isn't actually going to hurt you(and if she does, you're a man you can take it) when she does that, but it's the principle of it.
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#7
 2006-09-15, 06:11
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carbo 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:
I agree, but mostly because we can't hit them without getting a domestic violence charge and the feminists are always crying for "equality" Yeah some equality!
Equal rights = Equal fights
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#8
 2006-09-15, 20:02
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Cloaked Dagger 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by carbo:
Equal rights = Equal fights
Damn right. If you can hit me I reserve the right to hit you back reguardless of gender or anything else! I might not actually hit you back, but I reserve that right. Simple solution if this bothers you, don't hit me.
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#9
 2006-09-15, 20:54
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moss2455 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by Joe Cool:
and the next bitch that lays a hand on me just because I she disagrees with me is going to get it twice as hard in the fucking face.
1st point-I agree with your post, there was this one chick that would actually hit people with weapons when she got mad, until people (me being one of them)started telling her they were going to hit back.
2nd If you are going to hit her in the face PLEASE put it on video
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#10
 2006-09-15, 21:00
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Gus 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
Meh, it's all that much more entertaining to let them beat on your for a minute, and then grab them around the neck, throw them to the ground, rip their clothing off, fuck them senseless, and then ask them why they started hitting you.
Works everytime you might need it! 
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#11
 2006-09-16, 19:47
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balzizras 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
EH don't stop at 40, there are plenty of 50 something women that are still hawt.
But hey, just don't start going to retirement homes looking for dates..
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#12
 2006-09-16, 19:53
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stab 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
Hmm. I've got a few older ethnic women after me. I don't really want them, though. I guess this post is useless... and makes you feel even worse. Heh. Sorry, eh?
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#13
 2006-09-16, 20:10
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
My missus slapped me hard once and without thinking I slapped her back...She doesn't do it anymore.
I disagree with hitting women but on a different level I think "Women want equal rights? Then why is it wrong for me to punch them in the head after they've hit me?!"
But yeah...Back onto the topic at hand...
Dude if you want some older women, bars and clubs are a good place to start.
And if you really want one, try a friend's mum out...Just don't tell them about it...Trust me!
My old buddy still doesn't know that me and his mum got drunk one night and fooled around a bit!
Also, if you're feeling really malicious and have an ex-girlfriend you want to piss off big time, come onto her mum and fuck the arse off her!
Good luck mate! 
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#14
 2006-09-16, 20:25
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:
Also, if you're feeling really malicious and have an ex-girlfriend you want to piss off big time, come onto her mum and fuck the arse off her!
You can thank me later (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6594368990009919613&q=pua&pl=true)
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#15
 2006-09-16, 20:57
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Bazzle 
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Re: i need ta find me a cougar, badly.
quote:Originally posted by Byss:
You can thank me later (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6594368990009919613&q=pua&pl=true)
o.o
that ruled.
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