Do you make any noise when having sex? Or when cumming?...describe please if possible.

mine sounds something like SCREEEEAAAAW!

I go SIZZLE.

Ya know.

Cuz Im hawt.

When im about to cum, my dick shouts out "SPLOOGE!"

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Normally i'd say something like "O Light of My Life, thank you for receiving my seed into you"

NOT!

I'm male = *grunt*

I recite the weather report

i'm just loud in bed, which sucks when the dorm walls are paper thin. i'm not a full-on screamer or anything, but i have a bruise on my arm from biting it to keep quiet because i felt so bad about everyone having to hear me.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I recite the weather report

I recite the East German wheat harvest yield figures for 1974.

Hmmm...Moans, gasps and the ocassional squeal, lol. Sometimes I catch myself going "Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god...." I'm not religious though, lol.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I recite the weather report



Now if it was the BBC Radio 4 'Shipping Forecast' i would be impressed.(It's kind of an english institution and has a cult following).

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I recite the weather report

And I thought I was the only one...

'oohmmmm''mmmm''ahh''oh!'yes!''Fuck!' 'Harder!''OOhhhhh' UHhhooohHHH' 'AUhhhh' "AHHHhhh' "aooohhh' 'mmm'

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

'oohmmmm''mmmm''ahh''oh!'yes!''Fuck!' 'Harder!''OOhhhhh' UHhhooohHHH' 'AUhhhh' "AHHHhhh' "aooohhh' 'mmm'



Yeah.. That pretty much does it.

i'm always silent

quote:Originally posted by spoonhead:

i'm always silent

Snap, crackle, pop!

Silence, when I'm in there, I'm in the zone.

Like some kinda some kind of fucking zealot, I am absolutely convicted to the act itself.

But seriously though, I don't really make noises, but when girls are silent...it's just akward.

part of the fun for me is the sounds the girl makes Yeah i'm a pervert, whatev.

I don't make noise...I mean I can't because my husband is a total talker and I just HATE people who interrupt!

Anyone remember that film called "The Gods Must Be Crazy"?

It's about a Bushman living deep in the African desert, who never experienced Western civilisation until one day a pilot flying a prop plane overhead opens his window and chucks out an empty glass bottle of Coke. The Bushman discovers it, and thinks it's some kind of bizarre gift from the gods, it's a pretty strange film. Brilliant, I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

Anyway, you know that language his tribe speak? It's a mixture of vowel sounds and clicks.

What I want to know is, what the fuck do THEY sound like in bed?



btw

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i'm just loud in bed, which sucks when the dorm walls are paper thin. i'm not a full-on screamer or anything, but i have a bruise on my arm from biting it to keep quiet because i felt so bad about everyone having to hear me.

hot

I wouldn't for my own reasons, but women seem to like a clue that the ride is almost over. I usually say, "Ready or not, here I come" and then moan a few times as I shoot.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Anyone remember that film called "The Gods Must Be Crazy"?

It's about a Bushman living deep in the African desert, who never experienced Western civilisation until one day a pilot flying a prop plane overhead opens his window and chucks out an empty glass bottle of Coke. The Bushman discovers it, and thinks it's some kind of bizarre gift from the gods, it's a pretty strange film. Brilliant, I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

Anyway, you know that language his tribe speak? It's a mixture of vowel sounds and clicks.





That movie is awesome.

I imagine they mix clicks with moans.

quote:Originally posted by Jackel003:

That movie is awesome.

I imagine they mix clicks with moans.

film = complete brilliance.

he thought the gods had dropped it from Heaven and he sought to give it back to them

I love the bit with the monkey stealing the coke bottle..

"you had better give that back. You have no idea how much trouble it has brought me."

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:

"Ready or not, here I come"

For some reason that made the famous scene from The Shining pop into my head. You know, "Heeeeere's Johnny!"

Try that out some time, girls love surprise. Eh... post vids

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

film = complete brilliance.

What's more, it's the kind of film that makes me want to obliterate Hollywood studios for making formulaic mainstream films the standard.

Can you imagine if the typical film was that kind of "quirky" and individual, aimed only at small groups of people instead of the lowest common denominator?

I have a tree spirit fetish. (Princess mononoke)

I just go -click click- when i'm close.

When coming: "LEEEEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, JENKIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSS"

I scream, "KONNICHIWA BITCH!" and then cum on her face.

"Almost..Almost..Almost.........There we are."

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Anyone remember that film called "The Gods Must Be Crazy"?

It's about a Bushman living deep in the African desert, who never experienced Western civilisation until one day a pilot flying a prop plane overhead opens his window and chucks out an empty glass bottle of Coke. The Bushman discovers it, and thinks it's some kind of bizarre gift from the gods, it's a pretty strange film. Brilliant, I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

Anyway, you know that language his tribe speak? It's a mixture of vowel sounds and clicks.

What I want to know is, what the fuck do THEY sound like in bed?



btw

hot

That movie was gay.

I dont make noise, but I do stop, pull out, do an interperative dance depicting the joy of having an orgasm, and then FUCKING SPLOOGE EVERYWHEREEN@HY#(~

"TAKE A LOOK AT THE BATWING, BITCH!!"

It's some terrible, uncontrollable urge.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

What's more, it's the kind of film that makes me want to obliterate Hollywood studios for making formulaic mainstream films the standard.

Can you imagine if the typical film was that kind of "quirky" and individual, aimed only at small groups of people instead of the lowest common denominator?

fuck that'd be awesome.. It's hard to imagine the typical film being like that, not because it's not completely possible, but because it'll never happen, unfortunately.

But yeah, those films are classic. My dad actually introduced me to those ones, he's a big fan, and from the sounds of things, you two'd get along well.

Actually, I usually scream out, "IVE GOT AIDS!" right before I shoot my load.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I have a tree spirit fetish. (Princess mononoke)

I just go -click click- when i'm close.

You must have one loose neck...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

That movie was gay.

Your sense of taste is poor

quote:Originally posted by rodriguez-162:

When coming: "LEEEEEEEEEROOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, JENKIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSS"

LOLLERCAUST! And if you came too early, the girl's all "God dammit, Leroy!!"

...Ahem...

For when I cum, it's "Mmmmmm...Ahhh..That's nnniiiicccce..."

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



I recite the East German wheat harvest yield figures for 1974.

I can't remember what that's a reference to.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

I can't remember what that's a reference to.

me either,and now its driving me insane..

"oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck *exhale inhale*"

I think. I can't remember very well. I'll tape record it for you guys next time.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Anyone remember that film called "The Gods Must Be Crazy"?

It's about a Bushman living deep in the African desert, who never experienced Western civilisation until one day a pilot flying a prop plane overhead opens his window and chucks out an empty glass bottle of Coke. The Bushman discovers it, and thinks it's some kind of bizarre gift from the gods, it's a pretty strange film. Brilliant, I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

Anyway, you know that language his tribe speak? It's a mixture of vowel sounds and clicks.

I thought I was the only one who had ever seen that!

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

I can't remember what that's a reference to.

Haha. As far as I know, it's not a reference to anything famous or anything... RevolutionNov7th posted it here (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/022872.html) and I found it hilarious.



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quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Actually, I usually scream out, "IVE GOT AIDS!" right before I shoot my load.

I lold... for all the wrong reasons.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Now if it was the BBC Radio 4 'Shipping Forecast' i would be impressed.

Ahahahha.

Rockall, Mallin, Hebridies, variable, stormy, North Utsirennngh!, South Utsire, rising, GOOD oh god it's gooood

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

As far as I know, it's not a reference to anything famous or anything... RevolutionNov7th posted it here (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/022872.html) and I found it hilarious.



Yeah I made it up... I'm glad it's catching on

Its more of A.......UH hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oh yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa

haha nah maybe wen recieving but when it sex it more of just

"oh" and grunting haha

Man... Great sex "noise idea...

Just randomly..

Scream or inhale growl using harsh vocal techs. hahaha. That'd scare the fuck outta anyone.

I'm silent.

I get the suden urdge to yell "SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

normally im with jackketch Im male=grunt

but there are times when Im with certain VERY kinky girls and Ill start reciting some rather mischevious things in german with a low growling voice....

I know im a lil' wierd

"JAMES!"

The other night, I was getting head and I made the strangest noises ever. Something like "Ehhhhhhhhhahhhhhh". Haha, I rock.

Once i remember shouting "I AM THE LAW!"

Note: I am not, never have been, and probably never will be, the law.

quote:Originally posted by ADogg:

I scream, "KONNICHIWA BITCH!" and then cum on her face.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh my ass off. I mean, I freaking fell out of my chair. It just seems like something I would do.

I'm multiorgasmic, so when I do finally come, I'm usually so pleasured I don't even remember what's going on. It takes a while to come down from that too.