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i'm open. mom knows i have a vibrator. i think it's a fact of life; why deny its existence? we don't talk about it, though it might seldom be indirectly referenced in a joke or song we hear.

We joke about it, that's it. I can't imagine having a serious conversation with anyone in my family about masturbation. *shudder*

Although when I was 6 my mom told me to do it in private because I had no idea what i was doing, I just thought it felt good, lol!

The day I can be open with my family about anything will be the day that hell freezes over.

My mother thinks that idle hands make the devil's work...By masturbating.

i don't talk to them about it at all.

slightly off topic:

about a week ago my boyfriend and i started using my vibrator when we are having sex (usually when he is close to cumming but i still want to go), and now when i use it when i am alone it just isn't as good so i really don't even like to masturbate anymore.

meh?

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

meh?

Sounds like you're screwed, unliterally. ;(

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Oh god, we joke about it all of the time. My brothers, at least, do every time they get a chance. I just try and ignore it, as I've got more important things to talk about. Like pudding.

My brother and I joke about it all the time.

But, I couldn't imagine my parents being involved in that topic, that's just wrong.

I just get pissed off with my kids leaving porn mags hidden in the toilet and them fucking up the computer by downloading porn + virii.

GINGER porn?

Yeah...With three teenage sons in the house, I think masturbation is probably a pretty much constant fact of life!

How do you hide porn... IN the toilet?

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

How do you hide porn... IN the toilet?



it means bathroom, you fool.

Never even touched the subject. Never even had that "birds and the bees talk" when I found my girlfriend.

i have only little sisters, so sex/masturbation doesn't come up.

I remember joking with my cousin a few years back about fapping.... if that counts.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

virii.

Actually, the correct plural is "viruses". It's not of the right declension to use an i ending, and it'd have to be "virius" to have two i's anyway. "Vira" might be considered correct, but that's also the plural of "vir" ("man"). So "viruses" has been concluded to be the right way to pluralize it.



(I used to type "virii" too >_> )

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by jackketch:

virii.

Actually, the correct plural is "viruses". It's not of the right declension to use an i ending, and it'd have to be "virius" to have two i's anyway. "Vira" might be considered correct, but that's also the plural of "vir" ("man"). So "viruses" has been concluded to be the right way to pluralize it.



(I used to type "virii" too >_> )

Au Contraire! We used to have this discussion over on NS&H/T&T fairly regular.The general consensus is that when talking about COMPUTER 'viruses' that it is not incorrect to use the term virii.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Au Contraire! We used to have this discussion over on NS&H/T&T fairly regular.The general consensus is that when talking about COMPUTER 'viruses' that it is not incorrect to use the term virii.



Yes it is. There's no mechanism in Latin or English to add one i, let alone two! Unless you just like the sound of it and don't mind defying Mr. Dictionary.

This seems like a thread for this story. When I got caught smoking pot at 13 my mom 'punished' me by having "the talk". It whent something like this; "Don't have sex with ugly chicks, I don't want ugly grandkids, and the crystal canister in the living room is now full of condoms."

We also had a good laugh watching weeds lastnight when the uncle talked to the little kid after he got caught flushing his jerk socks down the toilet.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'm open. mom knows i have a vibrator. i think it's a fact of life; why deny its existence? we don't talk about it, though it might seldom be indirectly referenced in a joke or song we hear.

shame on you. Vibrators are desensitizers.

quote:Originally posted by DirtyBlanket:

shame on you. Vibrators are desensitizers.

When you feel sexually threatened by battery powered inanimate objects, it's time to buy a Swedish Penis Enlarger

With much of my family, any topic is game for conversation. And that's all I have to say about that.

I guess we're sort of open about it in my house. Like, we all acknowledge that it's normal and occasionally we might make reference to how insane people who condemn it are. And I guess we make jokes about it sometimes. But the general consensus in our family is that while we might all know about it, none of us have ever even considered doing it. Or at least I thought that was how things were, until my mom bought me a vibrator (because "sometimes a girl needs a helping hand"). My response to it was, "This is a shoulder massager, right?" "Right," she said.

I used to get bitched at that masturbation was wrong and Ill go to hell. But god Gave me the impulse so whatever...

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

I used to get bitched at that masturbation was wrong and Ill go to hell. But god Gave me the impulse so whatever...

quote:Originally posted by reject:

The day I [want to] be open with my family about anything [like that] will be the day that hell freezes over.

QFT, edited for subjective accuracy.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I guess we're sort of open about it in my house. Like, we all acknowledge that it's normal and occasionally we might make reference to how insane people who condemn it are. And I guess we make jokes about it sometimes. But the general consensus in our family is that while we might all know about it, none of us have ever even considered doing it. Or at least I thought that was how things were, until my mom bought me a vibrator (because "sometimes a girl needs a helping hand"). My response to it was, "This is a shoulder massager, right?" "Right," she said.



Whats up with mom's buying their daughters vibrators? It's just a really strange and akward gift...

Wow, i guess i really am wierd. I dont feel uncomfortable at all talking about it with my family. Well, nothing really in depth about my favourite methods or anything, but I have no problem admitting that i do it multiple times per day or anything..

quote:Originally posted by SkaterRaider:



Whats up with mom's buying their daughters vibrators? It's just a really strange and akward gift...

It's not unheard of fo dads to buy their sons porn magazines. Kind of the same thing, isn't it?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

It's not unheard of fo dads to buy their sons porn magazines. Kind of the same thing, isn't it?

I think a better comparison would be for a dad to get his son a hooker, or a fleshlight...i wish...

quote:Originally posted by ottomann:

I think a better comparison would be for a dad to get his son a hooker, or a fleshlight...i wish...

what about that mom that got her son a hooker for his bday.

Anyways, i don't have any talks about that, sex, or anything really for that matter.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Yes it is. There's no mechanism in Latin or English to add one i, let alone two! Unless you just like the sound of it and don't mind defying Mr. Dictionary.

I beg to differ, the second declension of latin nouns ends in the nominative and vocative plural as -i, as in servus, servi - slaves

I have qualifications in the subject

My mom know i have sex adn my dad found a condom that i forgot to throw out in the shower haha good times with my ex

quote:Originally posted by ukjosh:\

I beg to differ, the second declension of latin nouns ends in the nominative and vocative plural as -i, as in servus, servi - slaves

I have qualifications in the subject

Virus is most likely fourth declension.

You don't have enough qualifications in the subject

My whole family masturbates together. It's a weekly thing we do. Like games night.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

My whole family masturbates together. It's a weekly thing we do. Like games night.

I'm tempted to believe that...

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

I'm tempted to masturbate...

fixed! to unleash the searing light of truth onto your dark unholy fetish-lust

for shame

I always ask my moms permission before I snap my carrot.

My mom constantly reminds me that "sex isn't that great. It's not anything you can't do yourself."

I haven't had the nerve to tell her I'm sexually active yet...

Why would you tell her anyways?

Its not her buisness.

quote:Originally posted by Xontar:

Virus is most likely fourth declension.

You don't have enough qualifications in the subject

I miss latin class.

No, wait... I dont.

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

I always ask my moms permission before I snap my carrot.

hhahahahahaha

quote:Originally posted by reject:

The day I can be open with my family about anything will be the day that hell freezes over.

same

well, except with my brother

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

My whole family masturbates together. It's a weekly thing we do. Like games night.

hahahhahaahhahahahahhahaa

How open am i?

Zero.

my parents are totally against it. Since i have asian parents and they believe that confucius shit about honour.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I can't imagine having a serious conversation with anyone in my family about masturbation. *shudder*



..lucky for you..my dad had a chat with me a while back..aArRgGhH!

quote:Originally posted by SupR:

and recently my sis who's 11 asked me masturbation was, apperantly some girls at her school were talking about it. I basicly explained that it was just a way of touching yourself in certain areas that felt really good





sounds like the begining to a good porno

quote:Originally posted by DonnieDelinko:

sounds like the begining to a good porno

That was my first thought.

I would say you guys are sick.... but this is totse... so your nothing out of the ordinary for this place.

have had 0% conversations with my family regarding this sort of thing. I dont think they would really be open about it too....

When I was 6 years old, I remember I was friends with my neighbour who was a 15 year old girl. Anyway, one day I thought it would be a good idea to take off all my clothes, grab a garden hose, run into my neighbours` garden and start spraying water over everybody. That promptly ended with my father taking me back to our house, and beating me in a small room with no windows. Ahaa.. fun times back in Russia.....