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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-14, 04:52
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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seriously i can only conclude that lame homebodies who have experienced very little in life can find sex the least bit exciting, fulfilling, or desirable. and then theres the so-called "sex addicts". that's like being addicted to gushers. very stupid and childish. sex isnt thrilling in the least, theres a million things that are literally "better than sex" so why do you pathetic dorks like it or seek it so much? maybe you should seek something thats worth the time and effort and gives actual payoff.
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Old 2006-09-14, 04:55
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Oh man... That was funny.

Yeah, sex is a joke. A bad joke. But you're not even funny.

Bye now.
 #3 
Old 2006-09-14, 04:57
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dude...

Sex is fucking great.

whether you're giving it, receiving it, licking it, sucking it, fucking it, touching it, holding it. Whether you're doing it in the car, at the beach, in your parents bed, in your best mates bed, in your bed, in her bed, on the couch while her parents are upstairs sleeping, in the pool, at the office while you're supposed to be working, over the phone, in the arse, mouth, snatch,

WHERE EVER!

Sex is fucking great.

so to you I say...

n00b.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:00
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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no its not fucking great. its fucking LAME. like pot. yeah all the inexperienced kids talk how smoking a j and playing gta is the bomb, or how fun it is to do a wake and bake, but fact is marijuana is shit, just like sex. both things are overrated and the only people who like either are tools who havent experienced anything better, which is just plain sad.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:02
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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dude.. i totally agree with you on one point. Sure, I smoke weed,but it's fucking well over-rated, there are FAR better things in life than getting stoned...

Like X, or speed, or coke.

but seriously, how fucking old are you?

Sex is still great. Greatest thing ever.
 #6 
Old 2006-09-14, 05:03
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Myron Mujadi: Congratulations, you are asexual.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:04
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no its not fucking great. its fucking LAME. like pot. yeah all the inexperienced kids talk how smoking a j and playing gta is the bomb, or how fun it is to do a wake and bake, but fact is marijuana is shit, just like sex. both things are overrated and the only people who like either are tools who havent experienced anything better, which is just plain sad.

ive gone cliff diving..ive gone sky diving, bungee jumping, hunting, scuba diving, hiking thorugh nature, and i can honestly say, both weed and sex are great. especially combined with the "better" things you speak of, like hiking up a mountain and having sex on its peak, while takign in the view of all the eye can see!
 #8 
Old 2006-09-14, 05:11
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i like gushers
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:18
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go get laid.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:19
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

seriously i can only conclude that lame homebodies who have experienced very little in life can find sex the least bit exciting, fulfilling, or desirable. and then theres the so-called "sex addicts". that's like being addicted to gushers. very stupid and childish. sex isnt thrilling in the least, theres a million things that are literally "better than sex" so why do you pathetic dorks like it or seek it so much? maybe you should seek something thats worth the time and effort and gives actual payoff.

Pride breeds envy, which breeds gluttony, which breeds lust, which breeds wrath, which breeds greed, which breeds sloth.

So essentialy we have a bunch lazy fucks who want the world under their control because they're pissed off they don't get the amount of pussy they want; they don't get the pussy because all they do is consume the world around them because they think it brings the people they're jealeous of their happiness...and they think, on top of all this, that they deserve better than the guy next door because they've been through 'their share'.

Well, pitiful and proud; your share is over when you die.

What's funny, atleast to me, is if they take the steps to leave their misery, they find that what they were after that lead them even further into misery isn't worth chasing in the first place, and it COMES FREELY to those who do the work necessary to facilitate the pleasure of life: Giving love unconditionally.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:34
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I am trying to decide wether this is a troll post or not.

*finger hovers over the big red button*
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:36
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I am trying to decide wether this is a troll post or not.

*finger hovers over the big red button*

Come on man. I think this thread is the former, but it is still entertaining. Please don't touch the big red button(unless it is the nuclear war button and I am mistaken).
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:41
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quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Come on man. I think this thread is the former, but it is still entertaining. Please don't touch the big red button(unless it is the nuclear war button and I am mistaken).



It is?

I just thought it was yet another rant by one of our less amusing n00b-trolls.

Oh well at least he doesn't spam and isn't a caps-lock screamer.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:43
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Get laid.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:43
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*tapes 'hit me' sign to big red button*

*runs off giggling*
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:43
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no its not fucking great. its fucking LAME. like pot.

Woah...woah...what the fuck man? First sex, then pot? What are you, a fucking homo?

Sex is only over rated when it's with some one you don't care about. But when it's with some one you live, it fucking rocks.

And for the record, I'd take pot over any stims or opiates.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:55
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Woah...woah...what the fuck man? First sex, then pot? What are you, a fucking homo?

Sex is only over rated when it's with some one you don't care about. But when it's with some one you live, it fucking rocks.

And for the record, I'd take pot over any stims or opiates.

I'm with Arquin. Without sex and drugs, life wouldnt be worth living.

Seriously.
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Old 2006-09-14, 05:56
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

I'm with Arquin. Without sex and drugs, life wouldnt be worth living.

Seriously.

Jawohl
 #19 
Old 2006-09-14, 05:58
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OP's a virgin.
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Old 2006-09-14, 06:11
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by psychedelicious:

OP's a virgin whose never taken drugs or drunk alcohol.

fixed.
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Old 2006-09-14, 06:17
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One might think sex is great without saying it's the best thing ever.

You're clearly a virgin, or a psycho bible humping Christian.
 #22 
Old 2006-09-14, 06:26
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Sexual intercourse is preferable to masturbation or nocturnal emmission.
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Old 2006-09-14, 06:30
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mmkay. no reply. troll i reckon.

ketch, lock at your own pleasure.
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Old 2006-09-14, 07:17
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

One might think sex is great without saying it's the best thing ever.

You're clearly a virgin, or a psycho bible humping Christian.

I'd say it's good...but it's certainly not worth setting as a life goal. Neither are drugs, which are also pretty fucking fun; but damn, my life is about 10x better without caring about either one.
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Old 2006-09-14, 07:27
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I am trying to decide wether this is a troll post or not.

*finger hovers over the big red button*

Well, thir, you've got to realize some guys really don't like the sore bum that the thexxth leaves them with? Just makes them cranky & puts them off their feed it does.
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Old 2006-09-14, 07:32
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So you've hiked through nature 'aye? You must have some amazing life experiences there bud. And you've jumped from a plane.. That doesn't make your oppinion about sex any more valid than any one else's on S&E. I would place a firm bet that you recently lost your virginity, and didn't enjoy it because something bad/weird happened, and now your trying to prove to everyone else that it sucks because YOU didn't like it. You can't control what people think, and your just showing your immaturity by trying to control people. Go out and have some REAL life experiences, then come back and tell people what to think..

((Yes I know im a bad speller.))

[This message has been edited by panjojo (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 07:36
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I'd say it's good...but it's certainly not worth setting as a life goal. Neither are drugs, which are also pretty fucking fun; but damn, my life is about 10x better without caring about either one.

Exactly.

Although, sex is the point of life, basically. I mean, we're just here to reproduce and raise kids, and enjoy a few other things along the way.

So really, setting sex as a life goal isn't that unreasonable.
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Old 2006-09-14, 08:21
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

...so why do you pathetic dorks like it or seek it so much? maybe you should seek something thats worth the time and effort and gives actual payoff.

Sex drive is part of human instinct. Payoff? I think a family and kid(s) would be a great payoff.
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Old 2006-09-14, 08:43
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That stereotypical fat ugly kid at school, so much acne you can barely see definition between each spot and hair looks like he hasn't bathed this year. Due to being physically repulsive, he doesn't attempt to make friends and either ignores everyone or he's an asshole to them. His only comfort is chocolate and his GBA... but he has to grow up. After years of depression and self-hatred, he starts to realise his path. Despising that which he truely craves, intimacy and social activities.

So he posts on a public message board to portray his disgust at those who enjoy what he never has.
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Old 2006-09-14, 09:53
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If anything sex is under rated.

Oh man you must be so shit at sexing.

Sex is one of the best things you can do.

You obviously havnt felt the pay off of and incredible orgasm inside your orgasming girlfired.

If there is a rating for sex out there,its not enough. sex is beyond words.

thank you- now fuck off into your sexless little world.
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Old 2006-09-14, 10:03
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Sex has to be great to ensure our survival. Nature itself proves you wrong. Whoop!
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Old 2006-09-14, 11:19
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My mother described sex as "One of the rather unpleasant, but necissary things about being married...Like cleaning the bathroom."
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Old 2006-09-14, 13:51
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Sex is great, however it is not one of the best things we as humans can experience. High doses of IVed opiates are many times more intense than it. Acheiving something you have been striving for years feels so much better than sex because you actually feel like you fulfilled something that was missing. Sex makes you feel good for about a day, but after that you don't really remember it that well. I love sex but there are plenty of other things i would do instead of it.
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Old 2006-09-14, 14:07
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Myron Mujadi. First and foremost.. actually the only thing I'll say to you is this. Thank you for removing yourself and your stupidity from my gene pool. Much appreciated.
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Old 2006-09-14, 14:14
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

seriously i can only conclude that lame homebodies who have experienced very little in life can find sex the least bit exciting, fulfilling, or desirable. and then theres the so-called "sex addicts". that's like being addicted to gushers. very stupid and childish. sex isnt thrilling in the least, theres a million things that are literally "better than sex" so why do you pathetic dorks like it or seek it so much? maybe you should seek something thats worth the time and effort and gives actual payoff.

Someone needs to get laid
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Old 2006-09-14, 14:29
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

seriously i can only conclude that lame homebodies who have experienced very little in life can find sex the least bit exciting, fulfilling, or desirable. and then theres the so-called "sex addicts". that's like being addicted to gushers. very stupid and childish. sex isnt thrilling in the least, theres a million things that are literally "better than sex" so why do you pathetic dorks like it or seek it so much? maybe you should seek something thats worth the time and effort and gives actual payoff.

Mention something better then.
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Old 2006-09-14, 17:49
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Phil:

Mention something better then.

The first meal after two weeks of fasting?
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Old 2006-09-14, 17:50
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quote:Originally posted by Logically incorrect:

You obviously havnt felt the pay off of and incredible orgasm inside your orgasming girlfired.

That's disgusting.
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Old 2006-09-14, 17:50
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In the sense you don't get it?
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:02
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oy vey. just because people talk about something with a passion doesn't mean it's all they have in their lives. you are in a "sex and affection" forum, idiot. why don't you go into bltc and make the same thread about drugs.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:15
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I lol'd.

Yeah, why not go into bad ideas and make the same post about criminal activity.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:35
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

mmkay. no reply. troll i reckon.

ketch, lock at your own pleasure.

no reply cuz i have shit to do unlike these sex loving junior high school students. once they grow up theyll see it's pretty damn pointless and while fun, isnt THAT fun. hell you'll realize it yourself soon enough i reckon.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:38
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no reply cuz i have shit to do unlike these sex loving junior high school students. once they grow up theyll see it's pretty damn pointless and while fun, isnt THAT fun. hell you'll realize it yourself soon enough i reckon.



minute man?

oh, and the "you all are kidiots who have no lives" is not a good argument.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:42
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Shayde:

Myron Mujadi. First and foremost.. actually the only thing I'll say to you is this. Thank you for removing yourself and your stupidity from my gene pool. Much appreciated.

youll be glad to know i already have 2 kids, but i hardly ever see them. but still... it's real mature of all you dickheads to assume ive never had sex? sex is a phase that youths go through, some people never grow out of it. (again, just like how 45 year old burnt out stoner hippiies never grew out of their pot phase- consequently they look like retards).

yes, for some of you, sex is the greatest thing you've ever experienced. but that's not because sex is really great, it's because youre inexperienced little shits and are downright pathetic.
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Old 2006-09-14, 19:20
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Myron, you fucking douchebag.

You realize before we had all this technology, finding a mate and feeding ourselves were the sole purposes in life? You know what the purpose of finding a mate is? To reproduce.

Unfortunately for evolution, people don't live off of instinct. We do what we want... therefore sex HAS to feel good and be great and emotionally satisfying and all that, or else we'd never do it.

Also, hardly anybody here is obsessed with sex/doesn't have a life. I mean, I'm sexually active with my boyfriend, but we haven't had sex in over two weeks. There are priorities. He has school and family stuff, and I have work and I'll be starting school soon. But yeah, sex is something I'm lacking. I can't say I don't want it, but it's not like I'm going to throw a tantrum if I don't get it. I'm sure many other people in here feel the same.

You can't come into a Sex and Affection forum and expect to be able to push your views on us, or think that we'll have any respect for you for posting stuff like that in such a confrontational way. If you had stated your opinion in a polite manner, we may have listened and accepted your point of view, but you came in insulting anybody who enjoys sex.
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Old 2006-09-14, 19:23
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quote:Originally posted by Jackketchs Muse:

Okay. So...you're past the stage of life where reproducing is not a possibility nor a necessity. Would you consider your life to be over because of that?

That's sad too.



Not at all. If that was my goal, I'd consider raising my children and making sure they raise their children decently to be my point in life.

Fortunately, I don't think that way. I was just pointing out that it's not entirely unreasonable. I just plan to have a damn good time while I'm alive, I don't even know if I'll have kids.

Edit: fixed quote.

[This message has been edited by firekitty751 (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 20:20
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I'm a big fan of sex, but if I had to choose between it and playing my guitar in front of people and singing and having them applaud me sincerely when I finished...

Man, it's a good job I can do both
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Old 2006-09-14, 20:46
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ok sure, it's not NECCESSARY to live. actually though, now that i think about it, i think guys can get pretty serious issues if they don't ejaculate for extended periods of time...but anyway...

whoever you're sleeping with sucks in bed as well as emotional connection-wise. because sex is one of the most amazing things you can experience, both for the sheer physical aspect as well as for the relationship that goes with it. clearly you've never had that. i don't see any support for you here, so i'd say this is pretty much your issue.

also, while you're off "experiencing things," the rest of normally-functioning society gets to come a lot. then we'll go experience things later.
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Old 2006-09-14, 20:59
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what have you got against pot you bastard?
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Old 2006-09-14, 21:02
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Rants of a virgin
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Old 2006-09-14, 23:11
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quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

In the sense you don't get it?

HA-fucking-HA! that was fantastic, someone call the fire department!
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Old 2006-09-14, 23:22
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no reply cuz i have shit to do unlike these sex loving junior high school students. once they grow up theyll see it's pretty damn pointless and while fun, isnt THAT fun. hell you'll realize it yourself soon enough i reckon.



yeah. fuck you're smart.. I'm 18. I work five days a week, nine to five. Yeah, I'm young. A cunteyes like you probably classes me with these "sex loving junior high school students", but isn't it nice we live in a world where your opinion means FUCK ALL to anyone?

I'm not even going to bother arguing with you. Sex is great. Nature's proved it. STFU.
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Old 2006-09-15, 03:42
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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garfunkel, youre a dick. and according to your many recent posts complaining about women, im not following why you are defending something so heavily that is hard for you to even get?

oh right, youre an experienced little tool. now piss off.
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Old 2006-09-15, 03:59
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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

garfunkel, youre a dick. and according to your many recent posts complaining about women, im not following why you are defending something so heavily that is hard for you to even get?

oh right, youre an experienced little tool. now piss off.

bwahahahaha. Sex is good. Christ, ok, maybe I was wrong when I said sex was the GREATEST thing ever, but you're just as fucking ignorant for saying it's a complete joke.

yeah, i've been fucked around by a girl recently. So.. that's a good reason to give up on sex? yeah, i dont pick up easily.. in fact, almost not at all. Sure, I'm pretty much ALWAYS fucked up, but that's no excuse. So.. you think just because I cant get sex easily... sex isnt worth having?

Right..

Sex is not only necessary for the survival of the species, it also feels fucking great.

[This message has been edited by Garfunkel (edited 09-15-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-15, 04:05
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:



Sex is not only necessary for the survival of the species, it also feels fucking great.

QFT

Ya, sex feels fucking great and if you haven't had sex for a while, even better. More orgasms!
 #56 
Old 2006-09-15, 08:49
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Maybe youre just not doing it right? You sure you're putting it in the right hole, yeah?
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Old 2006-09-15, 11:36
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quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

Maybe youre just not doing it right? You sure you're putting it in the right hole, yeah?



Is there a wrong one? hmmm
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Old 2006-09-15, 12:16
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^ heheheh

Probably more that he's just had some really bad sex than no sex. Like how a lot of people don't think blowjobs are that great until they get a good one.
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Old 2006-09-15, 15:40
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Is there a wrong one? hmmm

The as- oh wait, I get it

Dunno, bellybutton? And to the OP, like Arquin said (damn man, its becoming more and more obvious that you are like my mind-twin) sex isnt really any good unless you actually care about the person... Or maybe if you're horny as and you're banging the shit out of some hot slut. But I wouldn't know anything about the latter.

Anyway, the actual act of inserting your penis into a womans vagina is going to be a bit fucking dull if thats all you make it. If you expect, the minute you stick your dick in her, sparks to fly out the womens orifaces and smother your entire body in euphoric bliss, you're a douchebag. Sex is more than just the penetration. And if you can't see that, I feel sorry for you.
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Old 2006-09-15, 22:36
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Hate to say it guys, but im kinda in agreement with the OP on a certain level.

Ok, sex is probably a very very very good thing, but as yet i havent ha any, nor do i care if i have or not, itll happen when its meant to happen, im not gonna fuck the first girl who opens her legs for me just to have sex, ive got more respect for most people than that.

Also theres too much in this world i want to do/see/experiance/re-experiance, that forming any form of serious relationship in the next 2 years would just be a hinderance to me. Basically i can do without sex in my life quite comofortaby for the for-seeable future.

However, calling people dicks and tools just because they have a varying opinon to you becuse they think sex is great and you think its over-rated, just makes you a bitter, condecending, pessimistic old git in my honest opinon. Frankly i dont care whether you agree with any of this, whther you pay attention to any of this or whether you retort with flames or insults, itll mean jack shit to me, this i swhat i think and how i feel and that aint gonn change unless i have a waveringmoment in my views.

To sum it up, this entire arguement is pointless. Sex can be great if its something thats the main drive you want out of life, but there are other things that you can do as well with as equal value, and drugs can be just as high a priority to people as anything else if they choose that route. Personall yi dont do drugs but i have no problem with people who do.
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Old 2006-09-15, 22:50
ViperX202 ViperX202 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

dude...

Sex is fucking great.

whether you're giving it, receiving it, licking it, sucking it, fucking it, touching it, holding it. Whether you're doing it in the car, at the beach, in your parents bed, in your best mates bed, in your bed, in her bed, on the couch while her parents are upstairs sleeping, in the pool, at the office while you're supposed to be working, over the phone, in the arse, mouth, snatch,

WHERE EVER!

Sex is fucking great.

so to you I say...

n00b.
 #62 
Old 2006-09-27, 20:46
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Sex is fantastic.
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Old 2006-09-27, 21:16
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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I started sex young. 4 years ago, I had my first sexual encounter. Since then, I have many women that I have had daily romps with. Since 15, I have had an average of at least 1 fuck per week. After I turned 16, it escalated.

Sex did get kind of boring sometimes. Some days I wouldn't feel like it. Others, I needed it. It is the most natural human body function after eating. It's only natural that it be rated higher up on your list of priorities. You saying sex is a joke IS a joke. You're an idiot.

Your other posts contradict this one. In almost every single other post you have, you're trying to score. You ain't better than nature because you have some stupid post-conventional beleif.
 #64 
Old 2006-09-28, 00:05
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quote:Originally posted by Jackketchs Muse:



Do you really think that if you couldn't have sex any more that you couldn't find enjoyment out of life.

That's sad.

I can understand the drugs if you need them to control pain, but the other I don't understand.



Some people live to be great sportsmen. Some people live to be great actors.

Some people live to be great businessmen.

Me? I live life to get absolutely smashed.
 #65 
Old 2006-09-28, 00:24
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Ok I only partially agree with you. Sex and drugs are not the GREATEST thing in the world. Sex is awesome and fun(at times), as well are blow jobs(HOLY FUCK I love those), and drugs ive only smoked weed and done shrooms once, smoking weed is ok but doing it all the time is retarded every now and then its an ok thing and it does make things a little more fun haha but its no where near as great as many people make it out to be. Like I said drugs are not that great though had i not been a drug dealer I woudlnt have even smoked as much as i did because ive spent maybe $20 on drugs my entire life for personal use(the rest were free as I sold it) and thats more then I should have because theres better things to spend money on. Drugs are definatly OVER rated for sure though.

As for the sex its a great thing but theres other things to do, and it is sometimes either over rated or under rated. Sex is great.
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Old 2006-09-28, 00:28
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quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

[B]Ok I only partially agree with you. Sex and drugs are not the GREATEST thing in the world. Sex is awesome and fun(at times), as well are blow jobs(HOLY FUCK I love those), and drugs ive only smoked weed and done shrooms once, smoking weed is ok but doing it all the time is retarded every now and then its an ok thing and it does make things a little more fun haha but its no where near as great as many people make it out to be. Like I said drugs are not that great though had i not been a drug dealer I woudlnt have even smoked as much as i did because ive spent maybe $20 on drugs my entire life for personal use(the rest were free as I sold it) and thats more then I should have because theres better things to spend money on. Drugs are definatly OVER rated for sure though.

B]



BAH! says you having done shrooms once and smoked a bit of weed. You think drugs are overrated because you haven't done some of the best ones, like cocaine and ecstasy. Not encouraging you to try these things, just saying, don't knock it till you try it. Marijuana is a herb; cocaine is a drug.
 #67 
Old 2006-09-28, 00:48
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:



BAH! says you having done shrooms once and smoked a bit of weed. You think drugs are overrated because you haven't done some of the best ones, like cocaine and ecstasy. Not encouraging you to try these things, just saying, don't knock it till you try it. Marijuana is a herb; cocaine is a drug.

Hey if I hadnt sold drugs and seen just "how great" cocaine was maybe id have tried it. I know plenty of yayo dealers, and seen the customers and tehy are great fucking people. Usually end up doing crack, stealing shit all the time just for a little more yayo, spendign hundreds a week every week to get more yayo or crack. And my god are they good looking people.(thats major sarcasm). Now not everyone ends up that way but hey when you see a fucking guy about to cry rocking back and forth begging your buddy to just trade him a little coke/crack for the car tv he stole it really makes you think twice about trying harder drugs. Or when someones trading $200 worth of FOOD STAMPS to get maybe $80 worth of yayo. Or having a heart attack at 18, like a friend of mine. Or fucking up your heart so your at a major risk to have a heart attack soon from doing adderal to much like my other friend. Or yet again dying from ecstasy like yet another former friend of mine. Or spending a year or two or three in jail.

You wanta see how cool drugs CAN make your life try selling some drugs or hang around drug dealers when they sell. Now like I said not EVERYONE ends up this way, most people im sure dont but hey its a great thing to possibly look forward to.
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Old 2006-09-28, 00:52
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From a biological standpoint, sex is supposed to be the most pleasure humans get. Drugs amend that, but the point of life is to survive and pass your proved genes on.

You are complaining about sex, you claim to have two children which leads to two possible branches:

1) You have to pay child support for them both and this implies that the moments of happiness werent worth the cash you have to dish out now.

Or less likely but still plausible:

2) Your weiner no longer functions. You are too ashamed to ask someone for viagra, and this is your attack on people who are young, horny, and mostly reclusive.

Either way, calling everyone idiots who doesnt agree with you doesnt exactly imply you are intelligent or clever, just antisocial.
 #69 
Old 2006-09-28, 01:11
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i bet you got castrated(sp?)

[This message has been edited by nexota (edited 09-28-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-28, 01:22
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I don't see how anyone who has had good sex or pot could say either is a joke. Here is an equation for you:

Sex + marijuana = heaven on Earth.

And then you have a big munch fest after.

I can't think of anything I like to do better.

Oh god, I wish my boyfriend was here.

On a good note though, I had perogies, sausage and a cabbage roll for supper. Mmmmm....
 #71 
Old 2006-09-28, 01:37
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HAAAAAAHAHAHA DAMN DUDE 1st im not goin to read everythin....2nd u gotta have sex to say shit like that....go out get a girl fuck her then come back n try sayin this shit again.. ur pathetic ur prolly a 300pnd comp nerd... AHHH i cant beleave u said that.. im gettin pissed off now... i hope u n ur virgin cock burn in hell
 #72 
Old 2006-09-28, 02:00
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quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Hey if I hadnt sold drugs and seen just "how great" cocaine was maybe id have tried it. I know plenty of yayo dealers, and seen the customers and tehy are great fucking people. Usually end up doing crack, stealing shit all the time just for a little more yayo, spendign hundreds a week every week to get more yayo or crack. And my god are they good looking people.(thats major sarcasm). Now not everyone ends up that way but hey when you see a fucking guy about to cry rocking back and forth begging your buddy to just trade him a little coke/crack for the car tv he stole it really makes you think twice about trying harder drugs. Or when someones trading $200 worth of FOOD STAMPS to get maybe $80 worth of yayo. Or having a heart attack at 18, like a friend of mine. Or fucking up your heart so your at a major risk to have a heart attack soon from doing adderal to much like my other friend. Or yet again dying from ecstasy like yet another former friend of mine. Or spending a year or two or three in jail.

You wanta see how cool drugs CAN make your life try selling some drugs or hang around drug dealers when they sell. Now like I said not EVERYONE ends up this way, most people im sure dont but hey its a great thing to possibly look forward to.

indeed, those things can happen.

I used coke as an example because it's a far more interesting drug than weed, but I've only done it a few times.

my point wasnt that drugs are good, simply that I dont believe someone who's smoked some weed and tried shrooms once has done anywhere near enough drugs to be talking about whether they are good or not.

it's all about moderating yourself. I also try and never forget that no matter how much fun drugs are, they aren't good for me, and, when doing drugs like ecstasy, I never forget that even though it's a highly used substance by young people, the stuff really can be dangerous and really can fuck you up.

Respect the fact that the drugs you're using are strong, and "Do drugs, dont let them do you."
 #73 
Old 2006-09-28, 02:25
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Someone hasn't been laid for a while. *rolls eyes*
 #74 
Old 2006-09-28, 02:28
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Someone hasn't been laid for a while. *rolls eyes*

you talking about me or the OP?

Oh wait.

It doesn't really matter 'cuz either way you're correct
 #75 
Old 2006-09-28, 04:39
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

indeed, those things can happen.

I used coke as an example because it's a far more interesting drug than weed, but I've only done it a few times.

my point wasnt that drugs are good, simply that I dont believe someone who's smoked some weed and tried shrooms once has done anywhere near enough drugs to be talking about whether they are good or not.

it's all about moderating yourself. I also try and never forget that no matter how much fun drugs are, they aren't good for me, and, when doing drugs like ecstasy, I never forget that even though it's a highly used substance by young people, the stuff really can be dangerous and really can fuck you up.

Respect the fact that the drugs you're using are strong, and "Do drugs, dont let them do you."

Well see now thats fine and dandy and glad you realize that shit because some people wouldnt and most have the attitude you came off with. Which is MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO GET FUCKED UP SEX DRUGS ROCK AND ROLL.... without the getting addicted to drugs having a heart attack while i scratch at the crabs in my pants becuse im a whore. But at least you realize shit was bad. I never claimed to be a expert but I mean yea other drugs may be bomb as hell and i havent tried them but thats only because friends of mine or people ive met have had the first hand experinces on why you shouldnt do them. And although fun in moderation it only takes just one time to fuck your shit up(you can od your first time doing a drug). Plus I might not have ever tried drugs but ive sold them and know that I can do a lot more safer legal things with $30 then buy some X and get high(although ive thought of trying it when i was trying to sell it but to expensive and risky).
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Old 2006-09-28, 05:38
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i agree. I try and stay cautious because I do want to live the fucked up lifestyle, at least for now while i'm young.. but I know when it's a bad idea for me to take anything else.
 #77 
Old 2006-09-28, 11:58
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Anyone who says sex is good has never ridden a motorcycle.
 #78 
Old 2006-09-28, 14:18
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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If sex is a joke, then orgasm must be the punch line.
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Old 2006-09-28, 14:48
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*has a feeling Myron was in a horrible genitalia removing accident*
 
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