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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-13, 15:42
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Default Anyone recently circumed?

So I got circumcised on monday. It's not too uncomfortable, but the stitches are hard and they stick out like cactus needles, so that kinda hurts sometimes when they jab inwards.

Anyhoo, I was wondering if anyone has any experience with this.

I wanna know how long I have to wait to get used to being out in the open. i mean it's crazily sensitive and when I walk down the street it chafes like a mutha.

Fanks
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Old 2006-09-13, 15:57
Logically incorrect Logically incorrect is offline
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Now why did you go get that done then mister ???
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Old 2006-09-13, 15:59
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quote:Originally posted by Logically incorrect:

Now why did you go get that done then mister ???

My meat was too big for the sandwich.

Also my banjo string was too tight.
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:09
Flock Flock is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

My meat was too big for the sandwich.

Also my banjo string was too tight.

You really do have a way with words!
 #5 
Old 2006-09-13, 16:13
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Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

My brother had that done.

Get ready for an intense few months pal!
 #6 
Old 2006-09-13, 16:17
Logically incorrect Logically incorrect is offline
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What does ur girlfriend think ???
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:34
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quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

My brother had that done.

Get ready for an intense few months pal!



Oh dude. In what way?

Pleasurably intense?

Or chafingly intense?

quote:Originally posted by Logically incorrect:

What does ur girlfriend think ?

I'm a dateless wonder.
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:36
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

If this turns into a Real Men v.Americans then it will be deleted.

Just so you all remember...
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:38
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

If this turns into a Real Men v.Americans then it will be deleted.

Just so you all remember...

Yes sir!!

Quick, someone make a fart sound whilst Jacktech aint lookin.
 #10 
Old 2006-09-13, 16:40
Logically incorrect Logically incorrect is offline
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I think having a rli tight foreskin would be kinda kinky... hmmm.
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:43
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Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

If this turns into a Real Men v.Americans then it will be deleted.

Just so you all remember...

Heh, poor guy seems to have needed it done to prevent awkward erections.
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Old 2006-09-13, 16:47
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Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

quote:Originally posted by Logically incorrect:

I think having a rli tight foreskin would be kinda kinky... hmmm.

Not really, ya see..

*Detail alert*

When the knob begins to become erect the penil gland, often known as "The bell end", grows. The size of it's growth is comparable to how horny the guy is. Sometimes you feel really horny it wants to grow but cannot (Due to tight foreskin), so what you get is a tight feeling around the whole thing which feels uncomfortable and makes your er.... horniness go away (A similar feeling may be acheived by getting a boner and squeezing your bell end in your fist). Therefore you cannot experience pleasure equal to your horniness.

This could be resolves by yanking back the foreskin and allowing the gland to freely grow. But as I said before the banjo string was too tight for this, and when attempted gave me a sudden fear of being penily garroted.

*/Detail alert*



[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 09-13-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-13, 17:05
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

I'm a dateless wonder.

Shame, the "real men vs. Americans" threads could have used an expert to tell the other side to stfu :P
 #14 
Old 2006-09-14, 02:37
PitchBlack PitchBlack is offline
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I don't see how so many totseans are uncircumsized.
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Old 2006-09-14, 02:42
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How'd the whole process go? Any pain?
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Old 2006-09-14, 03:19
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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quote:Originally posted by PitchBlack:

I don't see how so many totseans are uncircumsized.

They're European, that's how.
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Old 2006-09-14, 09:04
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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

How'd the whole process go? Any pain?

Naaa, I was asleep. When I woke it was all numb from a local anaesthetic.

Now it's super sensitive against my clothes. It looks kinda bruised and battered but it's not that bad.

It sucks that the healing cuts into freshers week at uni.
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Old 2006-09-14, 10:51
kingofbadideas kingofbadideas is offline
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Why da fuck would you get your penis mutilated like that. I have quite a large foreskin but woud never concider getting some of my penis chopped off
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Old 2006-09-14, 14:42
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Tea and Crumpets country
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quote:Originally posted by kingofbadideas:

Why da fuck would you get your penis mutilated like that. I have quite a large foreskin but woud never concider getting some of my penis chopped off

I already explained it sparky.
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Old 2006-09-14, 16:42
Muscles Muscles is offline
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Someone had this done last year and had an enormous follow up thread answering questions and giving updates...would have been good to have it archived.
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Old 2006-09-14, 17:03
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Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

Someone had this done last year and had an enormous follow up thread answering questions and giving updates...would have been good to have it archived.



I thought it was! I'm not sure what happened there...my bad!
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Old 2006-09-14, 17:28
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: Anyone recently circumed?

Might wanna look into this... (http://www.manhood.mb.ca/mh1.html)
 
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