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 #1 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:13
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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Default Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I make up excuses to stay inside and avoid hanging out with people.

I am not overly attractive (kind of plain, with glasses).

I dont have a car.

I am poor.

I freak out when girls actually seem nice to me, and either scare them away, or avoid them for fear of fucking things up.
 #2 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:18
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Very limited social exposure.
 #3 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:18
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I'm not a lesbian.

Jx
 #4 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:20
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Many years ago , when the earth's crust was just cooling down, i was a teenager and found myself in a similar position to you. I was socially inedpt, violent, arrogant, from a poor family and didn't have the money,looks, a car or the 'cool' Miami Vice threads...

Girl's wouldn't give me a second glance. I was actually voted the 'least fanciable guy in college'!

Then someone started a rumour i was gay (actually i was bi but no one knew that!). Suddenly i couldn't move for women. Hordes of them. Over night i became one of the hottest properties on campus .

No i'm not suggesting you try that. But there's a lesson in there somewhere...i think...maybe...perhaps.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-12-2006).]
 #5 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:22
RevolutionNov7th RevolutionNov7th is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Very limited social exposure.
 #6 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:23
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

'cause I prefer boys.
 #7 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:36
mek777 mek777 is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Almost all minus two of my mates left town when school finished, and my girlfriend moved away 2 months away, way away, so i am trying to go out and do stuff and meet new people...

but i never have the chance to go out and meet new people/get new girlfriend because my mates don't go out much!

but hopefully that'll change soon and i can get another girlfriend
 #8 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:40
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Socially retarded, avoid people, kinda prefer to be alone, not good at starting conversations, I tend to hate most people and wish their deaths so there is like a evil aura coming off me..

Oh, and I can't find anyone I like..or I do find someone but they're taken >.<

[This message has been edited by Influx (edited 09-12-2006).]
 #9 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:40
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because she dumped me...12 years ago, now.
 #10 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:47
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Cause she got pissed off that I went back to my style of living,and doesn't like my friends I chill with so we broke up. Its looking like we might be getting back together soon though.
 #11 
Old 2006-09-12, 21:51
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Because she dumped me...12 years ago, now.

dont spare the details :P
 #12 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:16
Jewbacca Jewbacca is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Quote:
Originally Posted by RevolutionNov7th
quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Very limited social exposure.
 #13 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:17
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

I'm not a lesbian.

yeah, i like boys.
 #14 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:17
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quote:Originally posted by rotaderp:

dont spare the details :P

She found Jesus.
 #15 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:19
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I can't find anybody that's my type. I'm stuck in this crappy conformist city and can't find anybody attractive and unique that isn't also a whore. I'm picky.
 #16 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:23
Jerusalem Jerusalem is offline
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B-cuz girls are holes and dont trust them
 #17 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:32
DirtyBlanket DirtyBlanket is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Many years ago , when the earth's crust was just cooling down, i was a teenager and found myself in a similar position to you. I was socially inedpt, violent, arrogant, from a poor family and didn't have the money,looks, a car or the 'cool' Miami Vice threads...

Girl's wouldn't give me a second glance. I was actually voted the 'least fanciable guy in college'!

Then someone started a rumour i was gay (actually i was bi but no one knew that!). Suddenly i couldn't move for women. Hordes of them. Over night i became one of the hottest properties on campus .

No i'm not suggesting you try that. But there's a lesson in there somewhere...i think...maybe...perhaps.





HAHAHAHA. Most useful post with no meaning what so ever.
 #18 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:33
Stickler Stickler is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Socially retarded. People seem to hate me for no reason.
 #19 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:35
Vladimir Lem Vladimir Lem is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I havn't gotten around to getting a new one.
 #20 
Old 2006-09-12, 22:42
bringitonhome bringitonhome is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

I make up excuses to stay inside and avoid hanging out with people.

I am not overly attractive (kind of plain, with glasses).

I dont have a car.

I am poor.

I freak out when girls actually seem nice to me, and either scare them away, or avoid them for fear of fucking things up.



All of the above except the 1st, and the last one isn't as extreme in my case.

I just seem better as a 'friend' to people, so it seems to go anyway.
 #21 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:16
smallpox champion smallpox champion is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I hate myself.
 #22 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:18
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I have no idea.

Having absolutely no visible flaws in either my looks or personality, it is a mystery to me.

 #23 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:22
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I have no idea.

Having absolutely no visible flaws in either my looks or personality, it is a mystery to me.



Chalk it up to narcissism then.
 #24 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:27
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because all of the girls out there already are with someone, pregnant with someone elses baby, or aren't attractive. I ain't the kind of guy who will try anything with someone elses girl, put up with their kids, or be with someone with no sexual attraction.
 #25 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:32
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Ok, I am going to use this thread to list all my negative qualities. To see all my positive ones, see my other thread...

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>I've been diagnosed with a plethora of different mental illnesses, from OCD to Bipolar, to Schizo-type stuff. Thankfully, for the most part, this is hard for others to notice unless they really get to know me.

<LI>I can't dance. Fuck, if I could dance, omg. So many times have I embarassed myself when a girl asks me to dance.

<LI>I'm possibly a narcissist.

<LI>I always have to be in control. Relationships, friendships, etc. I have to admit that I put alot of restrictions on my ex.

<LI>I'm extremely paranoid, so I always have to know what's going on. If people are hiding things from me (or if I even perceive that they are), then I will get pretty pissed off.

<LI>I can be a bit of a drama-queen at times I guess.

</UL>

So there you have it, I'm not quite perfect.
 #26 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:47
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Because I live in Hempstead and theres no one here to go out with, and even if i decided to go out with one of the gals here, I woudn't keep one very long because im a depressing person.
 #27 
Old 2006-09-12, 23:58
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

She broke up with me and i still think there is a chance. Stupid i know, but they were her words.
 #28 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:21
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

erm.. got dumped a couple of months ago. I sat around being depressed about it for a few months, now I'm usually either too drunk, speeding, stoned, or smashed off pills, to actually communicate with girls in any way that could make them attracted to me.

I like being too fucked up to function basically. dont really know why that is. I haven't had a sober night in.... well.. christ.. I suppose you might count sunday but I was pretty stoned/drunk when I got home..

I've had things for one or two girls since my last girlfriend, but most of the ones I'm into are, in my opinion, way out of my league. More importantly, I don't see why any girl would go for a basket case who smokes, drinks and takes copious amounts of drugs.. which is kinda depressing.

I've just come to accept that I'm going to be alone for a long, long time.



I guess that's life.
 #29 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:28
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I don't know.. it'd be nice to have one though. I've been kind of lacking in female interaction for a long while lately and I want that to change for the better. I'm kind of lazy though, and can be an ass at times, but I'm generally a very nice and intelligent person who is good with conversation. And I listen. Well I'll just keep waiting I guess
 #30 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:39
The Shady Dealer The Shady Dealer is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I've figured out that in the long run hookers cost less money. They also don't bother you when your cruising TOTSE or hanging out with your friends.
 #31 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:44
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I am almost always on the road all the damn time. Either Playing in the Punk Band I am in at various back alley dive bar and rock pubs. Or Driving semi trucks cross country, serously i am only at my place on the weekends if I am lucky. But I woudn't change anything about it, I'm pretty happy with my life as of now.
 #32 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:46
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

because i already have a boyfriend.
 #33 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:48
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Well the girl i like likes me back..we hook up but she has some things going on right now and its not a good time
 #34 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:53
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by ramones322:

Well the girl i like likes me back..we hook up but she has some things going on right now and its not a good time

Bullshit. No time like the present.
 #35 
Old 2006-09-13, 00:55
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because my girlfriend of 2.5 years just broke up with me and I just got here (college) and I'm 800 miles away from anyone I know.
 #36 
Old 2006-09-13, 01:03
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quote:Originally posted by mek777:

Almost all minus two of my mates left town when school finished, and my girlfriend moved away 2 months away, way away, so i am trying to go out and do stuff and meet new people...

but i never have the chance to go out and meet new people/get new girlfriend because my mates don't go out much!

but hopefully that'll change soon and i can get another girlfriend

Mark Kamholtz?
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Old 2006-09-13, 01:16
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by ramones322:

Well the girl i like likes me back..we hook up but she has some things going on right now and its not a good time

Haha, this ramones322 is my younger brother...he just has an inability to keep a girlfriend. By hooking up he means he has actually seen her in person, rather than just talk to her online like most girls. A very deprived boy.
 #38 
Old 2006-09-13, 01:22
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

because we just broke up today, and I havent had time to get a new one?
 #39 
Old 2006-09-13, 01:31
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

i don't show any interest in people who show interest in me.

i focus on one thing at a time, and most of the time it doesn't happen to be girls.
 #40 
Old 2006-09-13, 01:53
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I'm 20 and don't play drama games, mind games, or put up with any amount of self-pity or baited questions...which in my age bracket is about the entire center of the average woman's life. (Not to say most guys don't do much the same...just a different brand)

I have met a girl though, who seems intelligent, driven, passionate, and secure - and no symptoms of it being fake, either! She hasn't asked me even once what I think about her looks, or her thoughts...but she does respond to any sort of feedback, with holy shit! feedback! She hasn't shown any symptoms of being a cunt either. So I may not be single for too much longer...guess I'll have to wait and see how it develops though; want to give it atleast 2 more days to make sure she isn't just hiding a rotten personality really well.
 #41 
Old 2006-09-13, 02:18
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

because i've spent more or less the last 4 years in a relationship and honestly have no interest in monogamy at the moment or the kiddy grabass games usually involved in getting a girlfriend
 #42 
Old 2006-09-13, 02:24
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Unattractive. Need I say more?
 #43 
Old 2006-09-13, 02:37
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I do have a gf. But I didn't for a few months because I was getting over my old one... lol.

I have a gf because I wore a sailor outfit to a party.
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Old 2006-09-13, 02:39
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The latest?

She wasn't that interesting and I didn't have any real drive or desire to spend time with her, so I talked to her about it and we're friends again.
 #45 
Old 2006-09-13, 02:45
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm extremely picky.

I don't see the point in getting involved with someone you don't see yourself being with.

In fact I'm starting to lose faith in women in general. At any pub I go to, even girls I know from highschool are grovelling at cock ten years older than the are, then they wonder why the relationships fail.
 #46 
Old 2006-09-13, 02:52
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Too busy having nervous brekdowns? Too much chronic back pain (Doc? I've got these chronic back pains?! 'Do some exercise. Learn to feel better about yourself.' Thanks, Doc.

Too busy being warped by pain to develop SS's.

Don't do well in Real Time. Thus crowds & hub-bub are something that I like to avoid the gregarious drawing me into.

The womenszszs being more talky tend to want the crowds more. Though this isn't necessarily so, I know.

Errrr...sumpin'?
 #47 
Old 2006-09-13, 03:13
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I'm a drunk and an asshole.

This isn't like a pity me thing. I really am a drunk and an asshole because I think it's hilarious.

I hasn't worked for me as well as it's worked for Tucker Max or Doug Stanhope, unfortunately.

[This message has been edited by Rabid Beaver (edited 09-13-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-13, 03:14
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The latest?

She wasn't that interesting and I didn't have any real drive or desire to spend time with her, so I talked to her about it and we're friends again.

Did you actually say this to her?
 #49 
Old 2006-09-13, 03:15
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I have a car, some money, nothing to gock about. I'm just not good with the ladies. I have a hard enough time making friends.
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Old 2006-09-13, 03:17
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Too busy having nervous brekdowns? Too much chronic back pain (Doc? I've got these chronic back pains?! 'Do some exercise. Learn to feel better about yourself.' Thanks, Doc.

Too busy being warped by pain to develop SS's.

Don't do well in Real Time. Thus crowds & hub-bub are something that I like to avoid the gregarious drawing me into.

The womenszszs being more talky tend to want the crowds more. Though this isn't necessarily so, I know.

Errrr...sumpin'?

I used to hate people, but now I don't hate them. I just feel better when they're not around...

Being in a crowd makes me want to randomly fire a sawed off shotgun into it.

I have chronic back pain, too.

I think you might be me...As a GUY!
 #51 
Old 2006-09-13, 03:21
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Originally posted by moonmeister:

Too busy having nervous brekdowns? Too much chronic back pain (Doc? I've got these chronic back pains?! 'Do some exercise. Learn to feel better about yourself.' Thanks, Doc.

Too busy being warped by pain to develop SS's.

Don't do well in Real Time. Thus crowds & hub-bub are something that I like to avoid the gregarious drawing me into.

The womenszszs being more talky tend to want the crowds more. Though this isn't necessarily so, I know.

Errrr...sumpin'?

I used to hate people, but now I don't hate them. I just feel better when they're not around...

Being in a crowd makes me want to randomly fire a sawed off shotgun into it.

I have chronic back pain, too.

I think you might be me...As a GUY!



you two should make babies.
 #52 
Old 2006-09-13, 03:35
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Oh Yah. Two cranky people with chronic back pain...all a fussin' & a fightin' & drunken wildness all to boot.

Then...get a pair of sawed-offs & hunt each other around the house & the neighbours round the block!

Sweet...
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Old 2006-09-13, 03:39
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I don't have a girlfriend because the last one I had was crazy. Quite literally. I don't want to make that mistake again. I haven't found a girl I want to spend that much time with, so I continue to stay single. No problems with that for me.
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Old 2006-09-13, 03:39
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Oh Yah. Two cranky people with chronic back pain...all a fussin' & a fightin' & drunken wildness all to boot.

Then...get a pair of sawed-offs & hunt each other around the house & the neighbours round the block!

Sweet...

sounds scarily like Mr and Mrs Smith. 'cept unless Xiao posts a pic she cant prove she's hotter than Angelina Jolie.

:P:P

&lt;3
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Old 2006-09-13, 03:40
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

unless Xiao posts a pic

Been waiting for months now...
 #56 
Old 2006-09-13, 03:55
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

'cause I prefer boys.

I C WUT U DID THERE
 #57 
Old 2006-09-13, 04:03
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Because I'm not looking for one. If a girl wants me, she's gonna have to work for it, not the other way around. Mainly, I'm just lazy.
 #58 
Old 2006-09-13, 04:07
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

i was gonna ask out this girl she is 16 and im 18 but i met her mom and she said if she ever catches us doing something she will have me arrested so i didnt ask her out, im thinking on what i should do

edit: spelling

[This message has been edited by DarkNinja (edited 09-13-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-13, 04:10
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by DarkNinja:

i was gonna ask out this girl she is 16 and im 18 but i met her mom and she said if she ever catches us doing something she will have me arrested so i didnt ask her out, im thinking on what i should do

edit: spelling



Haha. Where I live 16 is the age of consent.
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Old 2006-09-13, 04:10
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by DarkNinja:

i was gonna ask out this girl she is 16 and im 18 but i met her mom and she said if she ever catches us doing something she will have me arrested so i didnt ask her out, im thinking on what i should do

edit: spelling



isnt 18 and 16 legal..
 #61 
Old 2006-09-13, 04:13
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Well, its because I like my fuck buddy at the moment
 #62 
Old 2006-09-13, 05:31
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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^^ fair point.
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Old 2006-09-13, 07:20
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Did you actually say this to her?

Yes, but worded nicely. It had more flowers.

Edit: When I say she wasn't interesting, I mean that I didn't have a serious interest in her, not to say that she isn't an interesting person.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 09-13-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-13, 07:30
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quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

I don't have a girlfriend because the last one I had was crazy. Quite literally. I don't want to make that mistake again. I haven't found a girl I want to spend that much time with, so I continue to stay single. No problems with that for me.



same.
 #65 
Old 2006-09-13, 07:32
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because i don't want to traumatise my wallet
 #66 
Old 2006-09-13, 07:38
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I believe it is because i kicked that dumb, cold hearted, snake of a bitch to the curb.

(aka i dumped the crazy bitch)

(aka2 i dont mean all of that)

(aka3 ok well most of it... i lied alittle)
 #67 
Old 2006-09-13, 09:09
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I don't want girls that I find attractive, I want girls that OTHER people find attractive.

This poses a problem, as I'm neither good looking, nor mentally stable.

High standards + being an overall inadequate person = no girlfriend

*edit*

Now that I read over my post, it kind of illuminated part of my problem. When I'm manic, I think I'm god's gift to women. I'm the hottest shit since sliced bread and no girl deserves me. 'Preppy' (Used in the American sense, not the Australian sense [A preppy is some one inbetween kindergarten and primary school]) chicks dig the cocky attitude. But then when I'm depressed, I'm self loathing, I hate my self, I hate going out, I hate humanity. Emo chicks dig that shit.

Either way, I can't offer a girl stabillity, which is what the majority want.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 09-13-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-13, 09:19
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Because of limited social interaction, and that I got hung up on a girl that I could have had but took no action over.
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Old 2006-09-13, 09:33
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

I'm a Mormon and the Mormon dating scene in Perth is sooo dead right now.

I dunno, because I attract crazy sluts like the double-abortion bitch?

I don't really know, I'm never really in a position to meet chicks for more than just a casual chat or a hookup. Next year when I start uni I hope that will change. The 'Gap-Year' is the gay for relationships. Good for fun with drugs and friends though!
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Old 2006-09-13, 11:35
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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

sounds scarily like Mr and Mrs Smith. 'cept unless Xiao posts a pic she cant prove she's hotter than Angelina Jolie.

:P:P

&lt;3

Heh, I can tell you right now I'm not hotter than her!
 #71 
Old 2006-09-13, 12:34
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because no girl can understand me like my hand can
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Old 2006-09-13, 12:36
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default Re: Why dont you have a girlfriend?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Heh, I can tell you right now I'm not hotter than her!

Proof...?

quote:Originally posted by ronin:

because no girl can understand me like my hand can

Tru dat homie.
 #73 
Old 2006-09-13, 13:00
Orkel Orkel is offline
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I'm too shy.
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:01
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Ummm...No one is?
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:02
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Ummm...No one is?

Hotter than Angelina Jolie? That is a matter of opinion.

I still want pics of you though.

Masturbating to your posts just isn't cutting it anymore.
 #76 
Old 2006-09-13, 13:02
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Because if I got a girlfriend, then the terrorists would win.
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:27
Solid Squall Solid Squall is offline
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Because I just moved somewhere new and I don't know anybody. On top of this I just started doing external study, so I'm not getting the chance to meet people by going to a school campus.

On the bright side, it is the beach, and I'm good looking, so I'm hoping to make friends and/or meet a nice girl when I start taking surfing lessons and music lessons up here.

BTW, I don't really find Angelina Jolie that hot. She's ok, but nothing special for me anyway.
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:40
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quote:Originally posted by Solid Squall:

BTW, I don't really find Angelina Jolie that hot. She's ok, but nothing special for me anyway.

It's the lips man, the lips!

Those babies...*shudders*, think of the vacuum seal they'd create. God damn!
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:47
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Because I'm living the bachelour life style and enjoying it! (...but still looking out for the right girl)
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Old 2006-09-13, 13:56
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My last girlfriend was more trouble than she was worth.

Plus, I quite enjoy being single and going out and fucking around with random women.
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Old 2006-09-13, 18:50
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Me? I'm 13, guys, I don't need this shit in my life now. Besides, I'm picky; I hate girls who aren't smart. They don't have to be nerdy, but just intelligent.Sadly, there is a deficit of these kinds of girls here.
 #82 
Old 2006-09-14, 02:24
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personally, i've never really met anyone i've liked enough and then theres also the fact that i can be somewhat arrogant, i have very low self-esteem, and i refuse to give somebody else the power to have control over my happiness and wellbeing.
 #83 
Old 2006-09-14, 02:26
The Spirit Of Jazz The Spirit Of Jazz is offline
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I have a girlfriend...
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Old 2006-09-14, 02:46
The Violent Pacifist The Violent Pacifist is offline
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I don't try at all.

I am pretty sure ANY guy could get one if you he really wanted to.
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Old 2006-09-14, 03:05
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Ummm...No one is?

You sell yourself way too short. Id pick up that trashy street sweeper before Id touch Jolie (or however the hell you spell it)
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Old 2006-09-14, 03:15
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Well for one, I like feet. Weird. I've never acted upon the fetish out of fear that someone will find it repulsive or that word will spread to people that I know (EVERYONE I know) and I will be ridiculed until the day I die or move far far away. So for a while I wasn't too interested in the penis meets vagina thing. I've always wanted a girlfriend, and I've always wanted to get laid just so people will consider me a little less odd, but the actual intercourse never seemed too awesome to me.

So one reason I think I've failed at women up to this point is because I don't give off the need to have sex. I don't exude sexuality, because I'd rather do weird stuff that they (probably) wouldn't be into at all.

My confidence isn't great, but it's getting better. I look alright, but my body leaves a lot to be desired.

I just got a job for basically the first time, and lost my license LONG ago, so no girl can use me for my job/car.

That pretty much covers it. Insane, hideous fear, slight lack of confidence and lack of social desirability, but probably not a lack of physical/intellectual desirability.
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Old 2006-09-14, 03:43
The_Forsaken The_Forsaken is offline
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i have one but i wish i dont have one lot of time in a day.



wow my english suck.
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Old 2006-09-14, 03:43
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

It's the lips man, the lips!

Those babies...*shudders*, think of the vacuum seal they'd create. God damn!

same reason Scarlett Johannson is so fucking hot.. that and... well.. she's just hot.

I realised in your earlier post we have almost the exact opposite problems. I'm NEVER confident or cocky with girls, even when I'm hugely fucked up...

...which is genuinely all the time these days. either way.. I can talk to girls easy, it's just the trying to get into their pants which is a problem.

I need a beer. It's ok if I start drinking early, as long as it isn't before 2 p.m.

[This message has been edited by Garfunkel (edited 09-14-2006).]
 #89 
Old 2006-09-14, 10:12
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Cause most girls are boring (i know plenty) + Cause i'm not over my ex 100% and don't want to start another relationship until i am
 #90 
Old 2006-09-14, 10:36
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Unable too give my heart too anyone since my fiance..
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Old 2006-09-14, 10:39
Xixia Xixia is offline
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Because all of the girls i know are fucking idiots. None of them have even one fucking brain cell.
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Old 2006-09-14, 11:13
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

You sell yourself way too short. Id pick up that trashy street sweeper before Id touch Jolie (or however the hell you spell it)

Well I might be hotter than the trashy street sweeper.

I asked my husband what famous woman he thinks I look the most like, and he said, "Kate Windslet."
 #93 
Old 2006-09-14, 12:50
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quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

I make up excuses to stay inside and avoid hanging out with people.





[This message has been edited by Navicalist (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 14:31
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I'm waiting to have enough money to afford a trip in Prague and have alot of fun there ( count about 20 chicks in one week, and lots of drinking ). I don't want get into a relationship before unless I find a really good catch, but I think it is safe to say this won't happen.
 #95 
Old 2006-09-14, 15:35
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I dont have many friends. Cant tell how to tell if girls are attracted to me. I have no confidence...

I kinda hoped having the body with the 8 pack of abs and working out alot would help but so far it doesnt seem to. Im physically cut.



Im slightly obsessive about some topics...

I spend too much time on my computer.

I have geeky interests.
 #96 
Old 2006-09-14, 15:43
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Several reasons.

-Socially challenged.

-Spend too much time inside, alone.

-See too many faults in people.

-People say I'm ugly.

I'm sure there's more too.
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Old 2006-09-14, 16:07
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quote:Originally posted by The Spirit Of Jazz:

I have a girlfriend...

&gt;=O Get him, fellas!
 #98 
Old 2006-09-14, 17:40
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<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Physically weak; not strong or manly.

<LI>Physically unattractive.

<LI>Socially inept - never know what I'm expected to do.

<LI>Very shy and uncertain.

<LI>Spend most of my time inside or avoiding other people.

<LI>Weird, and possibly mentally ill. Well, certainly mentally ill - it's just a question of what and how bad.

</UL>
 #99 
Old 2006-09-14, 18:02
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I don't have a girlfriend because there's only one girl I'm really interested in and I'm not settling for anything else at the moment.

I just got out of a relationship, I don't need another one. I'm having plenty of fun with my friends, only one girl is worthy of my attention. And I'm pretty sure she still has a boyfriend anyways.
 #100 
Old 2006-09-14, 18:34
michael FFAF michael FFAF is offline
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because the girl i liked has become a fucking cum-dumpster who si a whore adn I hate her...damn im in a bad mood
 #101 
Old 2006-09-14, 18:41
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Many years ago , when the earth's crust was just cooling down, i was a teenager and found myself in a similar position to you. I was socially inedpt, violent, arrogant, from a poor family and didn't have the money,looks, a car or the 'cool' Miami Vice threads...

Girl's wouldn't give me a second glance. I was actually voted the 'least fanciable guy in college'!

Then someone started a rumour i was gay (actually i was bi but no one knew that!). Suddenly i couldn't move for women. Hordes of them. Over night i became one of the hottest properties on campus .

No i'm not suggesting you try that. But there's a lesson in there somewhere...i think...maybe...perhaps.



anecdotes are the most useful info s&a has to offer.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Ok, I am going to use this thread to list all my negative qualities. To see all my positive ones, see my other thread...

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>I've been diagnosed with a plethora of different mental illnesses, from OCD to Bipolar, to Schizo-type stuff. Thankfully, for the most part, this is hard for others to notice unless they really get to know me.

<LI>I can't dance. Fuck, if I could dance, omg. So many times have I embarassed myself when a girl asks me to dance.

<LI>I'm possibly a narcissist.

<LI>I always have to be in control. Relationships, friendships, etc. I have to admit that I put alot of restrictions on my ex.

<LI>I'm extremely paranoid, so I always have to know what's going on. If people are hiding things from me (or if I even perceive that they are), then I will get pretty pissed off.

<LI>I can be a bit of a drama-queen at times I guess.

</UL>

So there you have it, I'm not quite perfect.

but somehow you just became a lot more likeable.



my reason(s) is/are that i'm always moving around, never staying in one place long enough to settle down, doing things to upset the balance in my life, and shifting my habits and preferences. i think if i could stay put and stable for longer than a month, i'd be involved with someone. i am also quite young (19) and in the midst of getting an education.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-14, 19:30
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

my reason(s) is/are that i'm always moving around, never staying in one place long enough to settle down, doing things to upset the balance in my life, and shifting my habits and preferences. i think if i could stay put and stable for longer than a month, i'd be involved with someone. i am also quite young (19) and in the midst of getting an education.

If opposites attract, you should love me. CHANGE BAD!
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Old 2006-09-14, 21:14
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i was exactly the same as the first guy but then i lost weight and started getting stoned and pissed (before that i was into glue sniffing less social) and more lasses seemed to like me dunno why since im basicaly an asshole
 #104 
Old 2006-09-14, 22:00
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Only fat whores like me.

I find it impossible to understand girls.

My computer is all i need, I call her 'Lisa'.
 #105 
Old 2006-09-14, 22:25
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I originally posted that I hate myself. I guess that's not quite true. I was just in a bad mood.

I've never had a girlfriend and I'm 19, which is a major injustice. I'm handsome, but I'm painfully shy and have a hard time initiating things with other people. My friends have done a lot of work trying to get to know me.

[This message has been edited by smallpox champion (edited 09-14-2006).]
 #106 
Old 2006-09-14, 22:27
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Mmmmmk

I do not have a boyfriend because:

1) I just got out of a 3 yr realtionship

2) I like being single sometimes

3) I am not ready to date anyone

4) I just dont want one right now
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Old 2006-09-14, 22:35
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

my reason(s) is/are that i'm always moving around, never staying in one place long enough to settle down, doing things to upset the balance in my life, and shifting my habits and preferences. i think if i could stay put and stable for longer than a month, i'd be involved with someone. i am also quite young (19) and in the midst of getting an education.

Things like that just keep life interesting.
 #108 
Old 2006-09-15, 06:44
Flib-jib Flib-jib is offline
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Probably because I have some serious trust issues.

That, and I have enough of a problem courting Lady Luck these days, and a girlfriend would just be one more thing for her to fuck me over with.
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Old 2006-09-15, 08:37
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quote:Originally posted by mek777:

Almost all minus two of my mates left town when school finished, and my girlfriend moved away 2 months away, way away, so i am trying to go out and do stuff and meet new people...

but i never have the chance to go out and meet new people/get new girlfriend because my mates don't go out much!

but hopefully that'll change soon and i can get another girlfriend

i better be one of those 2... *ANGRY FACE* and i go out plenty!! *ANGRIER FACE* come over and have a beer sometime ya knob
 #110 
Old 2006-09-15, 18:10
Vegetable Man Vegetable Man is offline
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ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN
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Old 2006-09-15, 18:14
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Things like that just keep life interesting.

mm, i guess. i'd kind of like a guy to gallivant around with though.
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Old 2006-09-15, 19:46
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I'm too shy

Im not bad looking, im nice to girls most of the time, but I just can't keep up a conversation, so most girls think i'm not interested i guess
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Old 2006-09-15, 19:48
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Girls in my area are...

Open but fucking ugly.

Hard to get but full of STDs.
 
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