I used to be shy and I considered myself lucky if I had one girlfriend in the school year. So at around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), I developed my own little method that has yet to fail.

Set goals. Pick out a girl that you really would like to be with. However, make sure that she is in your league. If you wear taped together Drew Carrey glasses, don't expect to get that blonde bombshell with the nice curves.

Just choose a girl that looks like she would have something in common with you. Like me, I'm average. So I scoped out an average girl (by average, I mean, awesome personality, decent physical features, etc.) and I set a goal. I said to myself "before this year is over, I'm going to get that girl."

The best method, is to see if you already are friends with someone who is friends with that girl. They can kind of drop hints to the girl you like without you making direct contact with her. If there's no friends of her's that are your friends too, don't give up.

Overcome your shyness. Don't even have second thoughts about it. Just take a deep breath, and just say "what's going on" or something similar. If she's talking about something you know a lot about, even better! Show off what you know about it (but not too much). But just get normal conversation started.

In relationships and getting into them, MSN Messenger can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. For me, MSN worked completely to my advantage. But, if you don't want to screw around with MSN, just get her number. It's a lot easier to talk to her over the phone than it is in public when she's around her friends.

I think from here, your instincts will take charge. If you get to be her friend, follow your gut, but don't come on too fast. Get to know her and relate to her a little.

And once/if you finally get her, don't over do it! By this, I mean don't say "I love you" once every 20 seconds. For "I love you", just stick it in every once in a while, or when it's necessary. And ALWAYS say "I love you" before you hang up the phone or get off MSN. If she doesn't say it back, it's probably because her parents are around or something, so don't lose sleep over it.

And this is one of the most important rules. DO NOT ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO MAKE OUT this hardly ever works. Just wait until the moment is right, and kiss her on the cheek, and keep staring at her. If she turns to you, move in for the kiss. If you're lucky, it will turn into a make out session.

This method has worked at least 12 times for me, and I'm currently in a relationship thanks to this method. If it doesn't work, don't bitch me out, because all girls are different, and they won't all go for this method.

-Invision

Upon actualy reading it I have realized you don't know what you are talking about.

"Set goals. Pick out a girl that you really would like to be with. However, make sure that she is in your league"

WTF!?

Any guy can have any girl, its all about game. If you know what a girl wants to hear you got it made, just tell her what she wants to hear, and make sure to sound sincere when you say it. If she doesn't respect you you are fucked though.

"MSN Messenger can be your best friend, or your worst enemy"



MSN and AIM and shit like that suck ass. Its a waste of your life. Go see your damn girlfriend in real life. Unless all you want to do is cyber sex.

I am not tring to say I am God when it comes to women, but I know you shouln't be giving advice.

I mean no offence.

[This message has been edited by happy_one_hit (edited 09-12-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Invision:

And ALWAYS say "I love you" before you hang up the phone or get off MSN.



For the most part, this is a good guide. Except that part. Never, ever, ever ever say 'I love you' unless you MEAN it. Even then be careful, becaus ethere are just as many girls out there who are extremely afraid of commitment. Just saying 'I love you' when hanging up the phone or logging off msn is kind of like throwing the phrase around and it will lose it's specialness. Especially if you both are just saying it because you feel it is mandatory in a relationship.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

too long/didn't read

So do you need advice, or are you giving it?



Hint: When you write a book for you post, put a summary at the bottom.



I'm giving advice, and I can't summarize worth shit.

Just go with the flow, if and when you happen to meet a girl, then just go with it. If you can't hit it off, then you're not capable of loving that person. It just happens, unless you want to date, and do that whole gf/bf shit.

Synthesis of Chloral Hydrate

by Smoothe

Please note that Chloral Hydrate is a schedule IV controlled substance in the US and following the below synth without the proper knowledge and permits would thus constitue a criminal act.

This a very easy synth with all chemicals needed being very easily obtainable from your local grocery store (Sani-flush, bleach), liquor store (grain alcohol "gem clear") and hardware store (Sulfuric acid drain cleaner). As far as the calcium oxide used in the last steps I'm not sure this is really a necessary step other than producing a more pure product. I think that if someone were to stop at step 18 the Chloral Hydrate would have a high enough purity for consumption.

If you have any comments or suggestions for this synth please post them to Smoothe@hotmail.com

Procedure

1. Put 350ml of anhydrous alcohol (Dry or distill pure grain alcohol.) into a 600ml flask and put a 2-hole stopper into the top.

2. Put 2" of bleach and 1 tsp. 'Sani-flush' into a clean 500ml flask and put a 2-hole stopper into the top.

3. Attach a fish tank aerator to the flask in step 2 by a lenght of plastic tubing and inserting this tubing into the top of the stopper.

4. Connect the remaining opening of the flask in step 2 to one of the openings on the flask in step 1 using another piece of plastic tubing.

5. Place a piece of glass tubing long enough to reach the bottom of the flask in step 1 and insert it into the tubing in step 4 so that it reaches into the bottom of the alcohol flask. (This should start the bubbling of chlorine gas through the alcohol.)

6. Place another piece of plastic tubing into the remaining opening of the alcohol flask and put the open end into the bottom of a 500ml flask.

7. Place the 500ml flask in step 6 in a cold water bath.

8. Continue to bubble the chlorine gas through the alcohol until it will absorb no more gas.

9. Gently heat the alcohol flask using a water bath until the alcohol begins to boil. (Some of the alcohol will distill off into the flask in step 6, several times during the chlorinating process pour the alcohol that distills back into the alcohol flask into the alcohol flask.)

10. When the flask is totally chlorinated it is poured into a pyrex dish and allowed to cool. (If the above steps were done properly you should have a large mass of crystals upon cooling.)

11. Pour concentrated sulfuric acid equal to 3 times the volume of the impure Chloral Hydrate (the crystal mass) into the dish.

12. Heat this dish on a water bath until the Chloral Hydrate crystals are melted, this soultion should then be stirred for approx. 3 min.

13. Pour the solution from step 12 back into a clean dry 1000ml flask and heat (Do not heat above 200F.)

14. As the solution in step 13 heats up the still impure Chloral Hydrate will begin to float to the surface, when it stops rising use a basting syringe (Or whatever you prefer.) to draw off the floating layer of Chloral and place this into a clean, dry beaker.

15. Repeat step 14 until no more Chloral rises to the surface.

16. Heat the beaker in the above step 14 to around 190F for 20 min. to get rid of any alcohol or acid remaining in this solution.

17. Pour the solution from step 16 back into the flask in step 13 (1000ml flask) and add an equal amount (by volume) of sulfuric acid to this flask and stir for approx. 5 min.

18. Distill off the Chloral Hydrate (which distills at 210F) into a clean dry beaker that is placed in an ice bath. (This should not be hard as the sulfuric acid distills at 722F.)

[Edit]

To use the Chloral Hydrate you have just made add one part water to two parts (by volume) of finished product. The dose range is 250mg-1000mg. Add the desired amount of Chloral solution to a drink of your choice and drink up. Choose a drink to add this to that will mask the taste of the Chloral as it has a bitter taste. Onset is in about 15 min-30 min. (And whoever has taken this will be out for the night.)

tiggerus u r one sick fuck



but yes good guide

ROFL. Tibberous FTW. THAT is how it is done.

Or you could quit being a pussy and set a goal of fucking everything that moves.

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