Before I start ill just tell you that I am 18 and my teacher is like 24-25ish so its not like its some old grandma or something. Ok well last week in class we had this food drive thing and I totaly kicked ass and brought like 25 cans of soup and put the rest of the class to shame, my teacher was loving it and told me she would take me out for a meal, I told her that was ok but she didint have to, but no she said me she would really like to take me out, so I agree of course im not gonna say no to my smoking hot teacher wanting to buy me a free meal.

So I figure she means she will take me to mcdonalds during the lunch period and buy me a burger or something, wrong, she asked for my phone # and said she would give me a call later that evening and we would decide what to do. So she calls at like 7 and tells me we should go to this one restruant, so she comes to my house and picks me up, when I saw her it kinda threw me off cause she had her hair done up and she was waring a skirt and tight shirt looking like she is going on a date.

So we are eating and having a great time, shes loving the stupid little jokes I make and we are getting along awesome, she definitly wasnt talking to me like you would a student she was telling me personal stuff about her and she kept giving me this sexy smile and doing alot of flirty stuff.

When we get back to my house I was about to hop out of the car and just say thanks for the meal and leave it at that but she grabbed my hand and said wait I wanna talk to you about something, she tells me she really likes me and she thinks she would really like to go out again, even if it is unappropriate. I told her I could definitly see us being together but it is such a weird situation and It could get really akward at school and im gonna have to give this some thought. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she understands and is a little unsure too but the offer is still there and to get back to her.

Now I definily would love for her to be my girlfriend, she is very attractive and has a great personality and we get along so well, but I see this kind of stuff on the news sometimes about teachers and students and it would be really strange in class because no one could find out or we would both be in serious trouble. So what does totse think I should do about this?

Too long/didn't read, but congradulations, you don't have to worrie about passing science.

If this is highschool, then don't do it.

Yer 'teacher' is a bad woman.

quote:Originally posted by iSoape:

If this is highschool, then don't do it.

yeah its highschool

quote:Originally posted by iSoape:

If this is highschool, then don't do it.



y not?

Dude, you're 18. That means you're most likely a senior and going to graduate this year. Go for it, man! You should keep it discreet though, because you are putting her career in jeopardy (she couldn't get arrested for statutory, because you're not a minor. The school board would still probably fire her, though).

Wait until you graduate, invite her to your graduation party, get her shitfaced, and fuck her rotten.

quote:Originally posted by iSoape:

If this is highschool, then don't do it.

Pff.

Don't listen to him^. Bang the fuck out of her and get your A+ in science. It could be strange, but how many people you know could say they got their young sexy teacher? Just do it, don't worrie about the consequences yet. Worrie about the consequences when, and if they come. Like I like to say cross that bridge when you get to it.

yeah do it! Automatic easy A and some good sex. Definitely try and make it as discreet as possible, avoid any sexual conduct/flirtation at school and make sure you two get together at safe places. You don't have to worry about getting in trouble if word gets out, but if that happens then the thing is all over.

Sounds manipulative. She's your teacher, in a position of trust, gonna be marking your work, and she's abusing that power. She knows you're off limits.

You're 18, go for it.

You wouldn't get in trouble, you're 18.

Plus passing science class now should be easy as all hell.

Yeah? And how many other schoolboys do you think she's shagged? The woman is no good.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Yeah? And how many other schoolboys do you think she's shagged? The woman is no good.

prolly none seeing as shes not looking for a fuck shes looking for a relationship.

Do it!

it seems awfully early in the school year for there to be a food drive....

i call bs.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

it seems awfully early in the school year for there to be a food drive....

i call bs.

WTF? Lol.

Did you think the homeless hibernate this time of year? The homeless are homeless all year round, its not a sesonal thing.

go for it dude, the fact that no one can find out is what makes it so cool.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

WTF? Lol.

Did you think the homeless hibernate this time of year? The homeless are homeless all year round, its not a sesonal thing.

yeah, but school just started like last week. they wouldn't have time to even set this shit up yet.

and also, i dont think she would know you all that well for the same reason. not enough time.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

yeah, but school just started like last week. they wouldn't have time to even set this shit up yet.

and also, i dont think she would know you all that well for the same reason. not enough time.

I This is my 4th week in school.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

yeah, but school just started like last week. they wouldn't have time to even set this shit up yet.

and also, i dont think she would know you all that well for the same reason. not enough time.

I was in one of her classes last year too, she knows me pretty well and call bs if you want why should I give a shit if some guy on the internet dosnt belive me. And I dont know what kind of food drives your school does that it takes months to set up but mine just tells you to bring food over the announcements then they give it to the foodbank or whatever.



[This message has been edited by Chronic The Hedgehog (edited 09-12-2006).]

why do people always think i am a guy? seriously, my tag is oral fixation....

Sorry, there is like a 10:1 guy/girl ratio here so I just assumed.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

why do people always think i am a guy? seriously, my tag is oral fixation....

Because oral sex isn't limited to just male, or just female, anyone can endulge in oral sex.



[This message has been edited by happy_one_hit (edited 09-12-2006).]

I need pics to properly evaluate the situation.

yeah I prolly will post pics of her tommorow, ill scan the yearbook pic or something.

Hit.

That.

Shit.

Immediately!

quote:Originally posted by AntlerBoy:

Hit.

That.

Shit.

Immediately!



hhahaaha yeauh...for sure, beat that pussy up

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

yeah I prolly will post pics of her tommorow, ill scan the yearbook pic or something.

As much as I'd like to see pics, don't post 'em. Just on the the extremely small chance that someone will recognize her or something like that. Even though you're eighteen she can still get in serious shit for dating a student. At least in a few states, its still illegal...didn't you see that big thing on the news about that one bitch?

-Angus

Ill give you a dohnut if you fuck your teacher. Mad props. Fuck her and then post pics ALL over the school. Especially if you can get something extremely inappropriate. Or send out a video with the yearbook.

Maaan.. fuck what everyone else is staying. If you guys had to keep it a secret it'd only be for the rest of this year. After that, you'd be out of high school... so it would be all good.



If she is nice, and you could see yourself with her, then stick it out. Maybe jsut take it real slow.

quote:Originally posted by DriftAway:

As much as I'd like to see pics, don't post 'em. Just on the the extremely small chance that someone will recognize her or something like that. Even though you're eighteen she can still get in serious shit for dating a student. At least in a few states, its still illegal...didn't you see that big thing on the news about that one bitch?

-Angus

Shut the fuck up, gayfer.

Wait till you finish school, then do it

Nice man.

I'd say go for it. You only live once.

If i didn't have a chick I loved, I would be very greeen right now.

Do it. Just the rush of sleeping with a teacher is great. Unfortunatly I never slept with a highschool teacher, but I did sleep with a primary school teacher in my last year of highschool. *grins at the memory*

Plus, you know, if it does get out she'll be screwed in more ways then one, but you'll be a legend.

You only live once, buddy.

Go for it.

Why do you even have to ask???

Don't hesitate. Go for it. But DON'T BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS!! Keep it quiet if you want it to work out.

DO IT! I WOULD SO JUMP ON THAT OPPURTUNITY!

*Lucky bastard.. Well, you only live once.

I dated my English teacher for a while back in highschool. I was 16/he was 22. He was in a messy divorce and I had transferred to that retarded ass school after being expelled from a charter school, so I was ahead in his class inherently, so I was given a different curriculum. So we spent a lot of time together before anything happened.

Of course, this ended with I got expelled and he got fired, his wife left him, and he moved to Chicago. He sent me a letter once Chicago, but we never spoke on the phone or saw each other again. It was really wierd and intense.

Cheers,

Lost

Imagine being able to say that you fucked ur hot science teacher back in highschool... now thats some story.

Remember: Failure is not as terrifying as Regret.

Your story practically gave me a boner.. FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER MAN!

Seriously.. you're 18 years old now.. whats the worst that can happen? I would kill to be in your position.

How can it be awkward? I mean you may have to keep it a secret.. but that would make it only more fun.. secretly going off to help "clean her book cupboard"..

If you don't do her I will.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

You rock!

Listen to me: you have to do this, for male high school students everywhere, and because years from now you'll look back on the memory of what you accomplished and give yourself countless high fives (just don't literally high five yourself or it'll cancel out the coolness of boning your hot high school teacher).

If you do it though, don't tell a SINGLE fucking person until you've graduated, no matter how much you trust them.

Good luck, whatever you decide.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

If you guys had to keep it a secret it'd only be for the rest of this year. After that, you'd be out of high school... so it would be all good. [/B]

That's not necessarily true. I know a high school teacher who got fired for marrying one of his former students when the student was a college sophomore.

Do it. Fucking do it.

I can not think of a single reason not to.

You will not only be an inspiration to guys everywhere, but my personal hero.

But remember- don't talk to your friends about it.

*note* This only applies if she really is hot. We need a picture to judge just how awesome you are.

Oh, and congratulations man. You're living the dream!

Totse.com Principle #225

quote: In every thread's life, there comes a time when it becomes completely useless without pics...

do it do it do it, if ur 18 ur legal in the eyes of the law to do what u want so do it

Ok I have a picture of her from when she was in collage which was like 3 years ago. shes the one on the left with brown hair.

[This message has been edited by Chronic The Hedgehog (edited 09-12-2006).]

Dude delete that pic! Be fucking discreet for her sake!

Also: she is smoking hot. There is no question - nail her like a wooden plank. A naughty wooden plank.

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 09-12-2006).]

well it is a couple years old, she wares glasses sometimes now and dyed her hair so she looks kinda diffrent, but maybe I should get rid of it, Ive seen what totse can do with shit like this.

It's not just what totse could do with it, what if someone on totse recognised the teacher?

Or if someone on totse made a YTMND of her pic, and someone recognised her from that? Etc etc.

Nothing bad can happen to you over this, you will only become a legend, fuck her ( litteraly ).

Man delete that picture for fuck's sake.

How do you think she'd react if she heard you told this story and posted her pic on an online forum, not to mention the fact that the forum is regularly monitored by police?

She's hot man, do it.

Bah, I missed the picture by about a minute. But if you want to do it, then do it. You're not gonna get a chance at this again.

john.prestin@gmail.com send me a picture of the teacher and I will fap <3

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Ok I have a picture of her from when she was in collage which was like 3 years ago. shes the one on the left with brown hair.





Don't listen to these pussy fags. Go for it.

I think you'll be okay dating her as long as you keep it quiet. I mean, my school cop has a teenage girl fetish and dates a lot of the girls at my old high school. He never get's in trouble because the relationships are kept quiet and the girls he fucks are all 18.

i say go for it. you're 18, and no one has any business telling you what to do in your private life. as long as no one finds out, it's all good. once you graduate you can be open about it though.

Just do it, you'll be fine.

Post your IM name, I wish to see the pic.

Too late. I saved the pic moments before you removed it. Who is that blonde chick with her? HAHAHAHA. YTMND FTW.

^^^post the pic please.

Hedgehog, you really are living every guy's dream. In fact, i sincerely despise you because of it... asshole.

quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:

Too late. I saved the pic moments before you removed it. Who is that blonde chick with her? HAHAHAHA. YTMND FTW.

Id assume that other chick is one of her friends, go ahead and post it if your gonna be an asshole, not like anything I say will stop you anyway.

Oh yeah I didint go to school today cause I was pretty sick but tommorow Im gonna talk to her after class and see if she wants to do something this weekend. Im definitly not going to tell anyone about this either I dont want it to get all fucked up because I had to brag.

Well, I would make sure not to get intimate quickly so you are able to keep it under wraps. But, it has happened before infront of my own eyes. A math teacher in my old HS went to my old HS and at the time he was a senior he started discreetly dating one of the social studies teachers. They kept it secret until he was out of HS, and until he was a year or two in college they kept it fairly secret. Then when he graduated College, he joined on the same school he went to as a Math Teacher, and they made their relationship public, but still not referring to the time they were together when he was in HS. I think they may have just gotten married over the summer.

So it works, it just needs some very very good cooperation and secrecy.

Just so you don't get surprised, she'll still probably mark you fairly, even if you fuck her rigid. A moron is a moron, no matter how well he works the clitoris.

quote:Originally posted by Invision:

Wait until you graduate, invite her to your graduation party, get her shitfaced, and fuck her rotten.

hahahaha

but seriously. go for it, and try and keep it a secret. if it starts getting out of hand or people start finding out, break it off, but say you'll continue the relationship after you graduate. that way you'd still be close but not together, and you'll get a good grade. plus, fucking a hot teacher is aweosme. (this is all going on the assumption this isn't bs, which it probably is).

Fucking do it. I did it my junior year and it was the best thing of my life.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Oh yeah I didint go to school today cause I was pretty sick but tommorow Im gonna talk to her after class and see if she wants to do something this weekend. Im definitly not going to tell anyone about this either I dont want it to get all fucked up because I had to brag.

You don't wanna fuck it up, yet you posted her picture on the internet? Something's amiss. You've got a screw loose if you think it won't get out. And your teacher got a screw loose too... For trusting you.

Well first of all the picture was a few years old, she looks quite a bit diffrent now with dyed hair and shit, I only posted it so this thread wouldnt be "useless without pics", and I deleted it anyway after like 3 people saw it, and I seriously doubt any of those 3 people live even within 100 miles of me.

come on man, repost it and leave it, we ALL wanna see it.

i say go for it though, just tell her you cant pay ANY attention to her (sexually) in school. go your own way at lunch, etc... after school, fuck her brains out. problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by jebuonag:

You only live once, buddy.

Go for it.

Okay, dude. Well, if you're determined to go through with it, I might as well tell you, you're gonna have sex, and probably plenty of it. Lots of sex. That's the only reason I can see a woman like her (mid-20s) preying on one of her pupils.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Okay, dude. Well, if you're determined to go through with it, I might as well tell you, you're gonna have sex, and probably plenty of it. Lots of sex. That's the only reason I can see a woman like her (mid-20s) preying on one of her pupils.

hahaha, good way of talking him out of it!

"She wants SEX. Plain old SEX, in the arse, mouth, snatch, wherever, she wants it. She wants it at the beach, in the bedroom, on the kitchen sink, in the shower, on the back seat of your car, on the couch, on the altar at the local church.

but dude. Think of the political/social ramifications of your actions."

Well, she's not after him for his conversational talents, duh!

whats that supposed to mean?

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

whats that supposed to mean?

LOL LOL LOL, I can can kinda see what she sees in you...

I just thought id update, as of last night I can say I have had sex with one of my teachers.

quote:Originally posted by Win A Free Ipod:

You're 18, go for it.

Ha, ha, I told ya. How does it feel to have a woman use you for sex?

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

I just thought id update, as of last night I can say I have had sex with one of my teachers.

Aww, dude, good luck trying to go to your class without feeling either intensly awkward, or horny.

so is she gonna give you As now?

or was the sex only B worthy?

You. Are. A. Fucking. Pimp. None of my teachers are sexable

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Ha, ha, I told ya. How does it feel to have a woman use you for sex?

I wouldnt know.

24?? she's a baby

At 19, I fucked a 41 year old milf with a 13 yo daughter.

though your situation beats mine cause she's your teacher

lucky bastard

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

why do people always think i am a guy? seriously, my tag is oral fixation....

Oral Fixation is also the name of a company that makes wicked mints (we sell them in my store)

OP: Just keep it on the Dl, IF YOU CAN! do NOT tell your friends, because it will spread, and someone will tell.

If you're satisfied keeping it 100% in the closet, go for it.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

I just thought id update, as of last night I can say I have had sex with one of my teachers.

You.

Fucking.

Rock.

hell yeah! how was it?

Fuck her numerous times. Get an A in science.

Blackmail her if the relationship turns sour.

Do an erotica on it, man. Go full blown! :O!

I am both intensely jealous and admiring you in awe. You are living every teenager's dream. Enjoy it, you fucker.

Could you send me the pic? anti_social62@hotmail.com

I live in England so I don't think there's much danger of me revealing anything to anyone. I want to see how hot she is.

quote:Originally posted by letsnukechina:

None of my teachers are sexable

QFT.

Bahaha.. love that word.. sexable... *adds to vocabulary*

Mine are all guys this semester... so yeah...

Only remotely sexable one was grade 10 english teacher, and even that's a 5.5/10. :\

Get that shit down dont listen to them fuck that shit hit that shit dam dude c'mon bragging rights to your gradn children haha

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

hell yeah! how was it?

Pretty damn not bad, I dont have much experince to compare it to but Ill definitly be doing that again as often as possible.

Shes just awesome to hang out with too we have so much in common, and its soo cool to hit the bongs with your teacher then go and fuck her.

[This message has been edited by Chronic The Hedgehog (edited 09-21-2006).]

im not gonna be a bitch and demand pics but i was just wondering if it was possible to post them

Yeah I posted one before but its kinda sketchy posting pics seeing as we could both get in alot of trouble. But this picture is a few years old and she dyed her hair and got glasses since then so she looks quite a bit diffrent I am pretty sure no one that matters will ever find out about it anyway.

Shes the one on the left http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3190/wildeix1.jpg

so how exactly are you guys planning on having a relationship?

were are you going to hang out? what would happen if your parents find out?

Well they know im going out with her but they dont know shes my teacher, I was just like, ya this is kayla shes a few years older then me but shes cool and they met her and like her, but yeah I dont see any way they wont find out shes my teacher in the future and thats gonna be kinda sketchy.

You. Are. A. Hero!

You are my personal hero now. You are truly THE MAN.

Keep dating her, keep boinking her, as long as you can. You only live once, and there is little or no risk to you (and she knew the risk to her when she started).

You will now be able to face down any man or woman, because you have the confidence that is born of boinking your teacher.

thats friggen awesome

Nice, good job

Now get her to do anal.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Well they know im going out with her but they dont know shes my teacher, I was just like, ya this is kayla shes a few years older then me but shes cool and they met her and like her, but yeah I dont see any way they wont find out shes my teacher in the future and thats gonna be kinda sketchy.Don't you have Meet the Teachers Night?

You win the prize.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

yeah, but school just started like last week. they wouldn't have time to even set this shit up yet.

and also, i dont think she would know you all that well for the same reason. not enough time.

Yeah, no shit, YOu're a dumbass, I've been in school for like, 8 weeks now.

quote:Originally posted by Superunknown:

Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Well they know im going out with her but they dont know shes my teacher, I was just like, ya this is kayla shes a few years older then me but shes cool and they met her and like her, but yeah I dont see any way they wont find out shes my teacher in the future and thats gonna be kinda sketchy.Don't you have Meet the Teachers Night?

We have something like that but its really half assed, half the parents dont even go, like mine.

Do it, but like you said, DON'T let anyone find out about it. That would be bad, its against some code of conduct for teachers. Hell teachers at my old highschool weren't even allowed to give students hugs or anything. One teacher was compelled to give this one student of his a hug but he told another student that was her friend to do it for him because he couldn't.

Good job so far, but dont tell one person or your fucked. Not even your best friend/s. Dont fucking tell ANYONE!!

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I dated my English teacher for a while back in highschool. I was 16/he was 22. He was in a messy divorce and I had transferred to that retarded ass school after being expelled from a charter school, so I was ahead in his class inherently, so I was given a different curriculum. So we spent a lot of time together before anything happened.

Of course, this ended with I got expelled and he got fired, his wife left him, and he moved to Chicago. He sent me a letter once Chicago, but we never spoke on the phone or saw each other again. It was really wierd and intense.

Cheers,

Lost

Lost,, you are an absolute state, you have a shit depressing story about nearlry every issue that comes up on totse. Next you'll be posting in spurious saying you were raped by the prince of Bel Air or goatse man or something. Stop the BS. Clearly you have a good imagination but if you look at ALL your posts over the years (ive been here for liek 2and1/2) its clear that no one can have so many diverse and extraordinary problems. STFU and GTFO KTHNXBI.

cheers,

imarugbyball

Erotica story plz n post link

so you're dating already, if I understood correctly? she is very pretty, and I would be very tempted too.

I would say, go for it, but be very very careful.

quote:Originally posted by imarugbyball:

Next you'll be posting in spurious saying you were raped by the prince of Bel Air or goatse man or something.

LOL WTF

Change teatchers and then go out w/ her

you have less chance of getting caught orin trouble

I wanted to bang my math teacher during high school.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Yeah I posted one before but its kinda sketchy posting pics seeing as we could both get in alot of trouble. But this picture is a few years old and she dyed her hair and got glasses since then so she looks quite a bit diffrent I am pretty sure no one that matters will ever find out about it anyway.

Shes the one on the left http ://img88.i mageshack. us/img88/3190/wildeix1.jpg (http: //img88.im ageshack.u s/img88/31 90/wildeix 1.jpg)

send her up to canada please

us lumberjacks need to put our trees in bitches like that

Man that's fucking awesome.

quote:Originally posted by weedman:

send her up to canada please

us lumberjacks need to put our trees in bitches like that

I live in canada

Hit it.

My God, you are a lucky motherfucker. I've got the hots for my history teacher, and it's really awkward.

Like, she's 25, and I'm 17, so its a little worse. And I always check her out and I can't help it, she's really hot, especially for a teacher. God dammit, I flirt with her and she is just like "why are you trying to annoy me" and then I realize "shit she has a husband why does she have to look like she's 19 years old GOD"

So it can possibly get wierd, but its alot different for you. I swear to god if you don't slide your dick into her you're giving up the greatest chance of a lifetime.

But DO think about the other side of it, thats my greatest advice. This is one of those examples of the greatest temptation known to man, which alwys has a horrrrible downside. So be motherfucking careful, aye?

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

I live in canada

Ontario?

quote:Originally posted by z3r0 c001:

Ontario?

nope

Lucky ass mother fucker. I am totally jealous.

quote:Originally posted by z3r0 c001:

Ontario?

OMG YUZ IZ IN ONTARIO?

But really, I know of about 4 people on totse in Ontario, I'm one of them. North of toronto, by any chance?

Once again, a big pat on the back to Chronic(nice name, btw), very nicely done, keep this up, post regular updates, and you're a totse legend.

Do it.

But be very careful. She'll lose her job, but at least she won't be prosecuted.

ya well ive been spending alot of time with her, pretty much the standard boyfriend girlfriend thing except we dont do shit like go to the movies and stuff because thats just too good a way to get caught.

I've had sex with her like 5 times now and there is a definite possibility of anal in the near future.

I want to believe this. So badly. But she's just too hot.

And let's not forget: Dude, you use totse. That's like 20 strikes against your getting laid potential.

Plus, you said you've hit the bong with her? I'm pretty sure teachers get drug tested son. Once again, I want to believe, but there's so many factors.. You're going to need to take a picture of you boinking her in the ass with a sign of your username on her back. I'm sorry, it's just a requirement in my mind for the type of glory that fucking a hot school teacher holds.

~Saint947

quote:Originally posted by Saint947:

I want to believe this. So badly. But she's just too hot.

And let's not forget: Dude, you use totse. That's like 20 strikes against your getting laid potential.

Plus, you said you've hit the bong with her? I'm pretty sure teachers get drug tested son. Once again, I want to believe, but there's so many factors.. You're going to need to take a picture of you boinking her in the ass with a sign of your username on her back. I'm sorry, it's just a requirement in my mind for the type of glory that fucking a hot school teacher holds.

~Saint947

No teacher gets drug tested. They're not teaching the USAF, it's fucking high school.

Moreso on topic, don't worry about it. Just another year and you will be able to do anything you want.

Until then, remember that it's not like the movies. Just don't tell your friends, but don't worry about getting caught if you're over at her house fucking. Enjoy the moment.

[This message has been edited by Rykoshet (edited 09-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

No teacher gets drug tested. ]

WRONG. My highschool English teacher got drug tested regularly, along with every other teacher. I live in a small town, and he was quite the hippy. He smoked up with us regularly, and then one week, he just didn't come back. We later found out it was because he pissed hot. This was public school too.

~Saint947

OK, I didn't read the previous replies, but here's my advice anyways:

1: Go out with her. Anyone that objects is obviously jealous(even the females).

2: You can't get in any trouble, because you're 18. All those cases on TV were with minors.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

ya well ive been spending alot of time with her, pretty much the standard boyfriend girlfriend thing except we dont do shit like go to the movies and stuff because thats just too good a way to get caught.

I've had sex with her like 5 times now and there is a definite possibility of anal in the near future.

OK, just read this reply. You're now my official hero of Totse. Do you have any pics?

I posted a pic in the thread you have to look for it, and Saint947 belive it or not either way it doesnt bother me, I know what your saying though how it is totse and all. She definitly doesnt get tested either she gets high just as much as me, and thats alot, she does coke too once and a while.

That's fucking awesome dude, congrats. This thread should be kept alive!

Chronic, you are now my new hero and not only for boning the hot Highschool science teacher!

Chronic, im just curious but has she givin you any perks in class now?

man fuck that sweet pussy, i think you ahve hit the jackpot...plus blow jobs on tap while in school

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

Chronic, im just curious but has she givin you any perks in class now?

Not even a little, I only say stuff like Hi and shit, other then that theres no contact. But the other day my friend caught me staring at her and he was like ya you wish buddy, I just laughed and was like yeah I wish.

food drive already happened in my school.. GO FOR IT!

If you have sex in school and you get caught, do you think the schoolboard will file a class action suit...

she kinda looks like my psych teacher, but younger.

props

Dude, shes hot. Tap that!

wow... you lucky son of a mother..

quote:Originally posted by DemocraticSocialist:

If you have sex in school and you get caught, do you think the schoolboard will file a class action suit...



lol, lame joke.



Φ Anirak Φ

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Not even a little, I only say stuff like Hi and shit, other then that theres no contact. But the other day my friend caught me staring at her and he was like ya you wish buddy, I just laughed and was like yeah I wish.

u r hero lawl

Meet the teachers night? In your case it might be "Meat the teacher night", hehe. But seriously "Dating my science teacher? (need help)"? You're goddamn right you need help. You're weighing up whether to get hot teacher pussy or not, I think the choice is fairly simple.

quote:Originally posted by DemocraticSocialist:

If you have sex in school and you get caught, do you think the schoolboard will file a class action suit...



Haha.

But damn dude, she's pretty fucking hot. Like a 9.6. Nice.

edit: For real, for such a crappy pic she's like one of the hottest I've seen in a good while. Possibility of more pics?

[This message has been edited by jojabr (edited 09-27-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Haha.

But damn dude, she's pretty fucking hot. Like a 9.6. Nice.

edit: For real, for such a crappy pic she's like one of the hottest I've seen in a good while. Possibility of more pics?



Sorry man you guys are lucky I posted that one

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Sorry man you guys are lucky I posted that one

True that.

For real though nice catch and congrats

send her to canada toronto area

quote:Originally posted by playboy311:

You wouldn't get in trouble, you're 18.

Wrong. It's illegal because the teacher is under duty of care.

But still, hit it.

Tap that shit!

True love conqures all.

Yes you would have to keep it somewhat discreet, but maybe you should sit down with her and have a long talk about it.

If anything you can just transfer to a different class so at least if someone knew they wouldn't be like "Tecaher's pet!!!"

Let me know how this goes

Is she dating you because she loves the person who you are and what you do, a full relationship and you two connect? Or is it just a physical attraction where you just fuck like rabbits for a while?

HIT.

IT.

GODDAMN.



IT.

LUCKY BASTARD!!

Goddamn, man. That's one of my most sought out fantasies. There's a couple teachers at my school (senior) that I would just put the rail to.

It's funny though cause I got kind of the same thing going on with my boss, except she's married with a little kid.

Hey man congrats and all she sounds cool. How's it gonna work out after you get outta high school and go to college? Maybe she'll fail you to keep you around, lol.

By the way what kinda science? (sex ed just took on a new meaning)

[This message has been edited by WASR (edited 09-28-2006).]

Glad to hear you're being smart and not bragging to anybody.

quote:Originally posted by Gackt:

Is she dating you because she loves the person who you are and what you do, a full relationship and you two connect? Or is it just a physical attraction where you just fuck like rabbits for a while?

no man its not even like that, we're good together too, I just wish so bad she was my own age so it would be all cool instead of all this bullshit to cover it all up.

I say go for it. You're 18, and she's not much older, so I honestly don't see anything wrong with it. Just make sure you keep it quiet! If anyone, even kids in class find out about it, you're screwed to high heaven.

In case it hasn't been said yet, FUCKING DO IT.

quote:Originally posted by Phanatic:

Meet the teachers night? In your case it might be "Meat the teacher night", hehe.

I see what you did thar.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Originally posted by Gackt:

Is she dating you because she loves the person who you are and what you do, a full relationship and you two connect? Or is it just a physical attraction where you just fuck like rabbits for a while?

no man its not even like that, we're good together too, I just wish so bad she was my own age so it would be all cool instead of all this bullshit to cover it all up.

Dude, the only thing on the line here is her job. If anything, you could just date her for a while and see if it would work out, and if it does just. . . idk. I'm not in the mood

I Bow Down to you.

You are My Hero.

You are the Man.

I think My Sub likes me.

You have Inspired me try my chances with her.

*Bows to Chronic_The_Lucky_Bastard*

quote:Originally posted by helladamnleet:

True love conqures all.



Get back to Myspace you 13 year old pussy.

~Saint947

You are truly a god among men. Tapping the shit out of your teacher after smoking her out has got to be the coolest fucking thing ever in the history of mankind. You're my hero.

if you love ea. go out fuck da rules

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Before I start ill just tell you that I am 18 and my teacher is like 24-25ish so its not like its some old grandma or something. Ok well last week in class we had this food drive thing and I totaly kicked ass and brought like 25 cans of soup and put the rest of the class to shame, my teacher was loving it and told me she would take me out for a meal, I told her that was ok but she didint have to, but no she said me she would really like to take me out, so I agree of course im not gonna say no to my smoking hot teacher wanting to buy me a free meal.

So I figure she means she will take me to mcdonalds during the lunch period and buy me a burger or something, wrong, she asked for my phone # and said she would give me a call later that evening and we would decide what to do. So she calls at like 7 and tells me we should go to this one restruant, so she comes to my house and picks me up, when I saw her it kinda threw me off cause she had her hair done up and she was waring a skirt and tight shirt looking like she is going on a date.

So we are eating and having a great time, shes loving the stupid little jokes I make and we are getting along awesome, she definitly wasnt talking to me like you would a student she was telling me personal stuff about her and she kept giving me this sexy smile and doing alot of flirty stuff.

When we get back to my house I was about to hop out of the car and just say thanks for the meal and leave it at that but she grabbed my hand and said wait I wanna talk to you about something, she tells me she really likes me and she thinks she would really like to go out again, even if it is unappropriate. I told her I could definitly see us being together but it is such a weird situation and It could get really akward at school and im gonna have to give this some thought. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she understands and is a little unsure too but the offer is still there and to get back to her.

Now I definily would love for her to be my girlfriend, she is very attractive and has a great personality and we get along so well, but I see this kind of stuff on the news sometimes about teachers and students and it would be really strange in class because no one could find out or we would both be in serious trouble. So what does totse think I should do about this?

GO FOR IT!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Even if the whole thing blows over in your face you can atleast say you did it. You don't want to look back at this event 20 years from now feeling a giant hole where something could have been. Carpedium, seize the day my friend. You will regret it if you don't.

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

OMG YUZ IZ IN ONTARIO?

But really, I know of about 4 people on totse in Ontario, I'm one of them. North of toronto, by any chance?

Once again, a big pat on the back to Chronic(nice name, btw), very nicely done, keep this up, post regular updates, and you're a totse legend.

kitchener lol//// dude she looks nice (teacher)

quote:Originally posted by desktopmunchies:

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Even if the whole thing blows over in your face you can atleast say you did it. You don't want to look back at this event 20 years from now feeling a giant hole where something could have been. Carpedium, seize the day my friend. You will regret it if you don't.

It's carpe diem actually tbh.

quote:Originally posted by desktopmunchies:

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Even if the whole thing blows over in your face you can atleast say you did it. You don't want to look back at this event 20 years from now feeling a giant hole where something could have been. Carpedium, seize the day my friend. You will regret it if you don't.



QFT

He didn't chicken out and he doesn't regret it all, remember we only live once.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

nope

Manitoba?

[/QUOTE]

Shes the one on the left http ://img88.i mageshack. us/img88/3190/wildeix1.jpg (http: //img88.im ageshack.u s/img88/31 90/wildeix 1.jpg) [/B][/QUOTE]

holy shit id hit that

I havent read this whole thread but...

Don't.. fuck.. this.. up.

Do you realize what you have? A smoking hot teacher. Durrrrrr



Don't be an idiot about it and hit that shit up. You'll score good marks probably AND you're going to be fucking an OLDER hot women.

Go for it. You'll only regret not doing it.

fuck her and video tape it.. then blackmail her..

ask her for $5,000 or you'll show the principal, and police the footage.

AFTER LONG STUDYING THIS THREAD.

I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION, THAT THIS CHRONIC HEDGEHOG IS MERELY A NERD, TRYING TO GET RESPECT ON AN INTERNET FORUM. nONE OF THIS IS TRUE, EXCEPT MAYBE HE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL.

sounds fake

quote:Originally posted by Mor3BL7:

AFTER LONG STUDYING THIS THREAD.

I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION, THAT THIS CHRONIC HEDGEHOG IS MERELY A NERD, TRYING TO GET RESPECT ON AN INTERNET FORUM. nONE OF THIS IS TRUE, EXCEPT MAYBE HE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL.



http://tinyurl.com/gra8z

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

Originally posted by Mor3BL7:

AFTER LONG STUDYING THIS THREAD.

I'VE COME TO THE REALIZATION, THAT THIS CHRONIC HEDGEHOG IS MERELY A NERD, TRYING TO GET RESPECT ON AN INTERNET FORUM. nONE OF THIS IS TRUE, EXCEPT MAYBE HE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL.



http://tinyurl.com/gra8z

Ahahah fucking good stuff

And Mor3BL7, really your opinion means nothing to me, I can imagine you as the kind of person who thinks e-respect really means something, it wouldnt even bother me if all 4 pages of this thread were people calling bullshit cause at the end of the day im the one still doing my teacher.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

WTF? Lol.

Did you think the homeless hibernate this time of year? The homeless are homeless all year round, its not a sesonal thing.

I've got to bring this one out of the past and say thankyou.

okay, so your from kitchener?

What school does this teacher teach at..

I'm near Ayr/ but in between Brantford.

I want you to prove that picture is even a teacher.

I'll go in and check it out myself, and will admit you are fucking your teacher, if you allow me to do this.

I dunno where you got the idea Im from kitchner, and I would have to be pretty retarded to give any details about her out, your confirmation of this being real is not something I care about.

Me > you

how did this turn out

Lol, you can get away with anything now!

Also if you split up, you will be victimized lol!

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Before I start ill just tell you that I am 18 and my teacher is like 24-25ish so its not like its some old grandma or something. Ok well last week in class we had this food drive thing and I totaly kicked ass and brought like 25 cans of soup and put the rest of the class to shame, my teacher was loving it and told me she would take me out for a meal, I told her that was ok but she didint have to, but no she said me she would really like to take me out, so I agree of course im not gonna say no to my smoking hot teacher wanting to buy me a free meal.

So I figure she means she will take me to mcdonalds during the lunch period and buy me a burger or something, wrong, she asked for my phone # and said she would give me a call later that evening and we would decide what to do. So she calls at like 7 and tells me we should go to this one restruant, so she comes to my house and picks me up, when I saw her it kinda threw me off cause she had her hair done up and she was waring a skirt and tight shirt looking like she is going on a date.

So we are eating and having a great time, shes loving the stupid little jokes I make and we are getting along awesome, she definitly wasnt talking to me like you would a student she was telling me personal stuff about her and she kept giving me this sexy smile and doing alot of flirty stuff.

When we get back to my house I was about to hop out of the car and just say thanks for the meal and leave it at that but she grabbed my hand and said wait I wanna talk to you about something, she tells me she really likes me and she thinks she would really like to go out again, even if it is unappropriate. I told her I could definitly see us being together but it is such a weird situation and It could get really akward at school and im gonna have to give this some thought. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she understands and is a little unsure too but the offer is still there and to get back to her.

Now I definily would love for her to be my girlfriend, she is very attractive and has a great personality and we get along so well, but I see this kind of stuff on the news sometimes about teachers and students and it would be really strange in class because no one could find out or we would both be in serious trouble. So what does totse think I should do about this?

hANG ON, WAIT A MINUTE....

connects rumour, is she called mrs morris by any chance?

No impossible, no matter.

[This message has been edited by reformed_spammer (edited 10-15-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Mor3BL7:

okay, so your from kitchener?

What school does this teacher teach at..

I'm near Ayr/ but in between Brantford.

I want you to prove that picture is even a teacher.

I'll go in and check it out myself, and will admit you are fucking your teacher, if you allow me to do this.



And the award for clumsiest undercover law enforcement agent of 2006 goes to...

*drum roll*

BTW chronic - it has begun.

Were you not around during the bunny.meatball saga?

I tried to warn you about giving totse too much info.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

BTW chronic - it has begun.

Were you not around during the bunny.meatball saga?

I tried to warn you about giving totse too much info.

Ya I watched that thread from the beginning to the end, I dont think I really gave any info out that could do me harm but then again this is totse..

DO IT!

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

OMG YUZ IZ IN ONTARIO?

But really, I know of about 4 people on totse in Ontario, I'm one of them. North of toronto, by any chance?

Once again, a big pat on the back to Chronic(nice name, btw), very nicely done, keep this up, post regular updates, and you're a totse legend.

Yeah near Collingwood about an 1-1 half hour north down Airport rd.



[This message has been edited by z3r0 c001 (edited 10-15-2006).]

Eh, I live an hour or so east of TO, but right now am up at school near Huntsville.

WHERES TEH BEWBZ?

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Originally posted by fullcircle:

BTW chronic - it has begun.

Were you not around during the bunny.meatball saga?

I tried to warn you about giving totse too much info.

Ya I watched that thread from the beginning to the end, I dont think I really gave any info out that could do me harm but then again this is totse..





You guys still fucking?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Were you not around during the bunny.meatball saga?

Could some one tell me what that is and what happened?

For your benefit and legal reasons: Don't do it.

For the sake of entertainment of Totse, and possibly an archived thread on the outcome: OMG Get with your Teacher!!!

WTF I live in Kitchener Bitches

bumpt.

I'm not kidding! how did this turn out!!

Ya well its going pretty good, im doing a fucking good job of keeping it in the DL, like seriously unless I/she purposly comes out with it and tells someone theres no way anyone will know, my parents know shes my teacher now but its all cool cause the age diffrence is even less then my parents so they dont care, only thing that sucks is I cant like go meet her friends or family or anything and thats kinda making shit hard.

BTW, for the record I have fucked my teacher in the ass.

Why can't you meet any of her friends and family?

Well I mean I have met them but like I cant really hang around her friends cause she doesnt want them to know about it accidently, and her parents frown on it so they really dont like me.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Before I start ill just tell you that I am 18 and my teacher is like 24-25ish so its not like its some old grandma or something. Ok well last week in class we had this food drive thing and I totaly kicked ass and brought like 25 cans of soup and put the rest of the class to shame, my teacher was loving it and told me she would take me out for a meal, I told her that was ok but she didint have to, but no she said me she would really like to take me out, so I agree of course im not gonna say no to my smoking hot teacher wanting to buy me a free meal.

So I figure she means she will take me to mcdonalds during the lunch period and buy me a burger or something, wrong, she asked for my phone # and said she would give me a call later that evening and we would decide what to do. So she calls at like 7 and tells me we should go to this one restruant, so she comes to my house and picks me up, when I saw her it kinda threw me off cause she had her hair done up and she was waring a skirt and tight shirt looking like she is going on a date.

So we are eating and having a great time, shes loving the stupid little jokes I make and we are getting along awesome, she definitly wasnt talking to me like you would a student she was telling me personal stuff about her and she kept giving me this sexy smile and doing alot of flirty stuff.

When we get back to my house I was about to hop out of the car and just say thanks for the meal and leave it at that but she grabbed my hand and said wait I wanna talk to you about something, she tells me she really likes me and she thinks she would really like to go out again, even if it is unappropriate. I told her I could definitly see us being together but it is such a weird situation and It could get really akward at school and im gonna have to give this some thought. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and said she understands and is a little unsure too but the offer is still there and to get back to her.

Now I definily would love for her to be my girlfriend, she is very attractive and has a great personality and we get along so well, but I see this kind of stuff on the news sometimes about teachers and students and it would be really strange in class because no one could find out or we would both be in serious trouble. So what does totse think I should do about this?

you are my fucking hero man....DO IT UP...that my dream right there....

make me proud son

Cory

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Ya well its going pretty good, im doing a fucking good job of keeping it in the DL, like seriously unless I/she purposly comes out with it and tells someone theres no way anyone will know, my parents know shes my teacher now but its all cool cause the age diffrence is even less then my parents so they dont care, only thing that sucks is I cant like go meet her friends or family or anything and thats kinda making shit hard.

BTW, for the record I have fucked my teacher in the ass.

oh thats cool.

+1 for happiness

-1 for happiness

*waits for reply so he can stop watching thread*

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Before I start ill just tell you that I am 18 and my teacher is like 24-25ish so its not like its some old grandma or something................ So what does totse think I should do about this?



Your teacher will be fired and unable to find a job in the profession anywhere in the USA. Her career will be ruined.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Sounds manipulative. She's your teacher, in a position of trust, gonna be marking your work, and she's abusing that power. She knows you're off limits.



Shut the fuck up, you cunt. You're saying that it's inappropriate for her to have feelings for him just because she's in a postion of power? So, you can't fuck your boss? Is there some kind of class system involved? Work is work, but that doesn't define who you are. Out on the street, we're all equal. Besides, this guy is graduating soon. He's an adult.

OP: Go for it, man. Just don't tell a soul. If you're really mature, then this shouldn't be a problem. It's not inappropriate in any way. You're 18, she's 24-25. Perfect. Don't let these jealous losers get to you.

Ok, nice read so I'm going to answer. Tell her you want to go out but don't tell anyone else, and keep the normal student-teacher relationship in school.

I wanna fuck my Spanish teacher.

Its not even a question man. You HAVE to go for it. Don't even think about it... Jump at it like you have never jumped at anythign ever before.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

BTW, for the record I have fucked my teacher in the ass.[/B]

Too good to be true.

quote:Originally posted by richard lizard:

Your teacher will be fired and unable to find a job in the profession anywhere in the USA. Her career will be ruined.



This is not necessarily true. I know a teacher that married one of his former students when she was a college sophomore.

It is true that he was more-or-less forced to resign from the school where he taught the former student but he went on to be a Jr High Principal in the city where the former student attended college and later a district superintendant in an adjacent county.

I will repeat what everyone else here has said.

If you go through with it, keep it quiet. However, since you posted this on the web, I doubt you are able to do that. Either delete this thread to cover your ass or break it off.

Why is it almost everyone in this thread believes it?

I think it's cause the few posters said they did, so everyone else thinks it has a little more credibility. If this thread started off with 5 skeptical posts, maybe the outcome would have been different.

I call BS.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

WTF? Lol.

Did you think the homeless hibernate this time of year? The homeless are homeless all year round, its not a sesonal thing.

You my friend, have had a very lucky twist of fate.

Make sure you abuse it.

Discretion is important, somethin' you have nearly sacrificed.

fuckin do it man, id kill to get with this hot male teacher at my school, since i graduated a week ago im looking forward to seeing him in the clubs haha.

Congrats, you're the coolest person on totse. You fucked your hot as shit teacher. You are a fucking pimp. Props.

After reading this whole thing, GOD DAMN I AM JEALOUS!! This is truly the luckiest guy in the world. Let's count it off:

-Hot Teacher

-Smokes pot with him (coke too if your into that)

-Fucks him

-Fucking anal?!? Lots of regular girlfriends don't even do that.

Your the fucking man, especially for laughing about it with your friend like that, nice move man.

There's a teacher at my school who I always catch give me the up-down look (she says shes checking my uniform) and lots of my buddies think that she has a thing for me. She's not even my teacher, this year, and I'm 16 she's like 22 or something. I wishhh I was half as lucky as Chronic to win a fucking date-dinner with her.

Chronic has definitly got to become the hero of TOTSE for the accomplishments in the name of Science.

P.S. St Catharines, Ontario, for all you Canucks in here.

Pimpen that shit nice work

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Yeah I posted one before but its kinda sketchy posting pics seeing as we could both get in alot of trouble. But this picture is a few years old and she dyed her hair and got glasses since then so she looks quite a bit diffrent I am pretty sure no one that matters will ever find out about it anyway.

Shes the one on the left http ://img88.i mageshack. us/img88/3190/wildeix1.jpg (http: //img88.im ageshack.u s/img88/31 90/wildeix 1.jpg)

Oh My God. I want to kill you and take your place, you lucky mothafucka

jesus christ. In all the years I have been in school, never once have I seen a teacher that looks like



THAT....god damn...

i was slapped by a student teacher for staring at her tits but she said that she would give me and present if i got an A but i got a D- so i dont know what could have happened

Dude, do it. My 24 year old English teacher and I had a thing starting, but I was 17 at the time and we called it off. I'm an adult now, but damn.. I wish it had gone through sometimes. Don't waste it.

.... and now I've just read you fucked your teacher in the ass.

You > nearly everyone else

Fake as all hell, he just did't do it in typical troll fashion with a detailed story to make it seem believable. Then talkin about droppin it in her ass made it really obvious this is fiction.

umm...archive?

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

she tells me she really likes me and she thinks she would really like to go out again, even if it is unappropriate.

You're lucky she doesn't teach English. Haha.

Sorry, it was begging to be said when I read that part.

Wow, 5 pages.

You have got to archive this shit man!

wow man. i thought this thread ended a while ago, but i'm glad to see it's still here. you are so damn lucky.

Yeah, I call archive too.

Naysayers? This is Chronic man. He doesn't bullshit.

Nail her FOR TOTSE

Michael

Hot.

Keep up the boneing!

i'm gonna call bullshit simply on the basis that teachers that young and hot do not exist.

...in my school anyway

nice job man, you're a true hero. *bows in reverence at your sheer volume of awesome*

This reminds me of the anime titled "Onegai Teacher" or "Please Teacher". LOLZ!

Dude. You are my fucking hero.

Seriously, you are an inspiration to us all, having hawt anal secks with your science teacher. You have won at life, pretty much. Now all you have to do is bungee off the Eiffel tower, and you will have earned up enough points to compare to becoming the President.

You guys are some fucking losers if a guy who banged his teacher is your hero.

quote:Originally posted by Shadowhunter_36:

i'm gonna call bullshit simply on the basis that teachers that young and hot do not exist.

...in my school anyway

nice job man, you're a true hero. *bows in reverence at your sheer volume of awesome*

There are hawt teachers at my school

Then again, i live in California.

Do everything you can to her before you're exposed.

this story's fake. ive read it before. LIAR ELERT! ELERT! ELERT!

How does this thread keep getting periodically revived, I swear I read it every month because it pops up on the frontpage and I think its something new

[This message has been edited by SyncMaster763 (edited 01-19-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by IncenseandPeppermints:

I wanna fuck my Spanish teacher.

If I had sex with my spanish teacher my dick would strangle me.

quote:Originally posted by tubdood:

this story's fake. ive read it before. LIAR ELERT! ELERT! ELERT!

Alert is spelled with an A, cuntswab.

Yeah, this story is bumped a lot. It's a good read.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Alert is spelled with an A, cuntswab.

Yeah, this story is bumped a lot. It's a good read.

yea but see, its an internet alert. therefore, e-lert?

Ok this is another thread I totaly forgot about, I dont got much time right now, but ill update soon but totse isint gonna be happy cause this shit is done with, never got busted or anything she's just kinda a bitch but its all good..

She has a cock! http://tinyurl.com/2c8dwd

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Ok this is another thread I totaly forgot about, I dont got much time right now, but ill update soon but totse isint gonna be happy cause this shit is done with, never got busted or anything she's just kinda a bitch but its all good..

Well don't that just suck eggs; still, 3 months of hot monkey love is better than a sharp stick in the eye.

quote:Originally posted by Chronic The Hedgehog:

Ok this is another thread I totaly forgot about, I dont got much time right now, but ill update soon but totse isint gonna be happy cause this shit is done with, never got busted or anything she's just kinda a bitch but its all good..

Aww man, don't tell me you fucked it up.

go for it

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

hahaha, good way of talking him out of it!

"She wants SEX. Plain old SEX, in the arse, mouth, snatch, wherever, she wants it. She wants it at the beach, in the bedroom, on the kitchen sink, in the shower, on the back seat of your car, on the couch, on the altar at the local church.

but dude. Think of the political/social ramifications of your actions."

That made me laugh for a minute, a whole minute, well done.

Update this shit! I'm interested now, like a soap opera!

quote:Originally posted by getout:



Update this shit! I'm interested now, like a soap opera!