How do I impress her? How long should my hair be? What color shoes do I wear? Should I take the dildo out of my ass? Should I take my HEAD out of my ass?

HOLY SHIT!

There is no magical way to find love; no amount of neatness or little tricks will make love easy, no amount of ANYTHING will make love easy. Instead of worrying so fucking much about how other people view you, maybe, JUST MAYBE, do what makes YOU feel good about yourself. This simple little process boosts self-esteem and confidence...WELL HOLY SHIT! Now you don't have to fake it like an asshole! What a miracle! And HOLY SHIT! Once you're happy with your self and your life, you can actually share it with someone instead of playing ridiculous fucking mind games and trying to impress people all the time! ...and just fucking wow! Sharing yourself feels good? It helps build trust when you don't play games? It helps build love when you don't fake the whole deal? WHO'D HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT?!?

A bit over the top, I know...but damn...

I love you.

Are you angry at the stupid people?

It looks like you are angry at the stupid people.

The best way is to lead, for it is then that they will follow.

No, I'm angry at myself for trying to help in a neat, friendly, colloquial manner. It doesn't get thru to people...at all. This post was a way of making ammends to my self.

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

I love you.

I love you too...but not Love...that's a whole other subject.

I still don't get it

what happenes if their is nothing that makes you happy

quote:Originally posted by spoonhead:

what happenes if their is nothing that makes you happy

Haha...funny. Quit bullshitting yourself?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Haha...funny. Quit bullshitting yourself?

i'm not there really isn't anything that makes me happy.

quote:Originally posted by spoonhead:

i'm not there really isn't anything that makes me happy.

You've never once smiled? Felt good on an emotional level? Every last minute of your life has been misery? Bullshit.

i agree wholeheartedly! i don't know why so much of the advice round here is "just start acting cocky."

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

You've never once smiled? Felt good on an emotional level? Every last minute of your life has been misery? Bullshit.

well since age of 7 and 8 yeah pretty much sure they has been few thing that have distracted me from misery from a while but i never truley been happy

quote:Originally posted by spoonhead:

well since age of 7 and 8 yeah pretty much sure they has been few thing that have distracted me from misery from a while but i never truley been happy

God dammit you fucktard, you decide if you wanna be happy or not. But I think you just want to be told you have a problem.

Hey, you have a problem. Yes, yes this is what you wanna hear. You're sick. You need pity. Everyone wants to try to make you happy, because they don't have ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL TO BETTER SPEND THEIR TIME ON.

FUCK.

All these people complaining, whining, WAITING for shit to come to them. They're such fucking pussies. God damn pussies everywhere.

NEWSFLASH: -everyone- is a little bit fucking screwed-up. You're not special by being screwed-up. The most unique people are those who are happy, who do what they want but never at the compromise of others, who are totally at peace with themselves.

They're unique because nobody wants to be a good person anymore. It's too easy to be a negative cliche.

So aim for something better. Aim for something more rare. Aim to be a person who likes himself.

And STOP being a goddamn PUSSY.

Ugh.

Sorry to take your fire there, Hex. But it had to be said. Oh and in response to your other post, yeah. That makes sense *shrug*. I think advice shouldn't be given out so easily. People take it for granted when it is.

Now abuse. That's where it's at

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I know how to find love.

You find a girl at a party, get her wasted than have sex.....thats love isnt it?

I never found happiness in life until I met my girlfriend.

Hex is a well-lived man, but you already knew that.

quote:Originally posted by easeoflife22:

I never found happiness in life until I met my girlfriend.



True happiness test: If she left you, would you return to happiness after the heartbreak, or would you return to misery? 'Happy' is a life outlook that is only temporary when it is caused by an outside source, but permanent when it is from within the self; and thus can be given away and given back, producing the feeling we humans call 'glad'.

Happy, essentially, is the outlook that everything other than your own thoughts, feelings, and actions are completely out of your control; though some can still be minutely influenced. Otherwise known as pulling your head out of your ass...what your father likely told you to do MANY times throughout younger life.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Hex is a well-lived man, but you already knew that.

Well-lived...does that mean my head's gone through a lot more clouds than the distance my feet have walked on this world would suggest?

How do you know when you are in love?

when she pats you on the bum and says

"you're in , love"

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Well-lived...does that mean my head's gone through a lot more clouds than the distance my feet have walked on this world would suggest?

Indeed, accept it as well meant.

As great as that advice sounds, if what makes you happy is D&D and pizza, your gonna be a long time finding someone.

What makes me happy is my computer and my books. What makes me afraid and nervous and unhappy is other people. Like tibberous said, I don't think I'm gonna be becoming a stud muffin anytime soon.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

I know how to find love.

You find a girl at a party, get her wasted than have sex.....thats love isnt it?

Only if you drug her with Rohypnol first and then vomit on her back while your friend films the whole thing.

^Didn't knew you had it in you.

too long

didn't read

don't need to be told what's what because I'm a stud

quote:Originally posted by tibberous:

As great as that advice sounds, if what makes you happy is D&D and pizza, your gonna be a long time finding someone.

nah.. she's out there somewhere, getting potato chip crumbs all over her Blind Guardian shirt, and wishing she had a guy like you to play Gemstone IV with.

quote:Originally posted by deadteenager:

nah.. she's out there somewhere, getting potato chip crumbs all over her Blind Guardian shirt, and wishing she had a guy like you to play Gemstone IV with.

You put the winking smiley there, but it's entirely true.