I dont know if i should call her my GF anymore, lets just say were reaally close. And due to the circumstances, it isnt obvious the we are going together (like most couples) but anyways, I want to slip a note into her locker, but make it anonymous so it seems that somebody else is asking her. And to that for the next 3 fallowing mondays, and a week before homecomming I will put a note in her locker should reveal who the anonymous sender is. I need help with what to write in the letters though, can I get some tips?

[This message has been edited by xRadical_Wankerx (edited 09-11-2006).]

Every note i ever saw written or heard of when i was in school turned out to be a disater, one of my friends did it and was the laughing stock of school for agggessss... i'd suggest asking over a letter

Yeah, don't do the letter thing, just ask her, she's your girlfriend for fucks sake, cock-boy.

Yeah wow, recipe for disaster.

Dude...

Do NOT do the letter thing. That's too fucking childish.

Chicks don't like childish...That's why they go for older guys!

Just be a man and fucking ask her to go with you!

Something along the lines of "Do you want to go to homecoming with me?"

It's as simple as that.

Have an attractive friend ask her if HE can take her.

Once she says, "Omg yes!" have him laugh as loudly and obnoxiously as possible and shout to a public crowd, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT i'D GO WITH YOU LAWL!!!!!!!!!!11~".

Then pretend to punch him in the face. Tell her that you can't believe how much of an ass that guy was, and ask her yourself.

Her self-esteem will be so low that she'd go with a poorly trained chimp.

Works everytime.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

Have an attractive friend ask her if HE can take her.

Once she says, "Omg yes!" have him laugh as loudly and obnoxiously as possible and shout to a public crowd, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT i'D GO WITH YOU LAWL!!!!!!!!!!11~".

Then pretend to punch him in the face. Tell her that you can't believe how much of an ass that guy was, and ask her yourself.

Her self-esteem will be so low that she'd go with a poorly trained chimp.

Works everytime.

*takes notes*

Where do I sign up for one of your workshop seminars, Zek?

I'm gonna have to go for the no on the letter. If all else fails, chlorophorm should take care of it. http://tinyurl.com/oggdm

Take her, get her drunk...fuck her...then fuck her friends.

Like the previous posts, I say that a note in a locker is something you do in like 7th grade. First, if she's "close" with you or whatever, it should probably be implied already that you'll be going together, unless she's seeing other guys and you're just wishfully thinking. Second, if you feel the need to ask her, just non-chalantly do it. It's not a marriage proposal, it's a homecoming. Something like, "So anyway, you wanna come to homecoming with me or what?" Common sense works best.

[This message has been edited by PressureDrop (edited 09-12-2006).]

Here's what'll happen

Sees the notes, thinks it's some major nerd, forget it immediately

A few more days pass by, another guy asks her to go, she agrees.

A few days before the dance, you tell her that it's your, but too late nigger! she's going with someone else!

quote:Originally posted by Flyingpiggs:

Here's what'll happen

Sees the notes, thinks it's some major nerd, forget it immediately

A few more days pass by, another guy asks her to go, she agrees.

A few days before the dance, you tell her that it's your, but too late nigger! she's going with someone else!

Or maybe, just maybe, he isnt stupid to leave his name off the bottom of the note?

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

Or maybe, just maybe, he isnt stupid to leave his name off the bottom of the note?



quote: Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx

I want to slip a note into her locker, but make it anonymous so it seems that somebody else is asking her.



dumbass

quote:Originally posted by Flyingpiggs:

dumbass

So i didnt read the whole thread? zomg oh noes im tho thupid.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

So i didnt read the whole thread? zomg oh noes im tho thupid.

I didn't read the whole thread either, I read the original post, and posted my reply.

quote:Originally posted by Flyingpiggs:

I didn't read the whole thread either, I read the original post, and posted my reply.

Ah see theres the problem i didnt read the origional thread. Oops.

Homecoming is for losers and desperate pedophiles...