Small things, you know.

Trim fingernails, tighter clothes, combed hair, things like that.

Just curious, because it really varies person to person.

some guys should really trim their sideburns

quote:Originally posted by naked:

some guys should really trim their sideburns

But sideburns kick so much ass!!

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

But sideburns kick so much ass!!



not when they look like pubes

Most girls like clean shaven men, no matter how cool you think your stubble or bumfluff beard is.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Most girls like clean shaven men, no matter how cool you think your stubble or bumfluff beard is.



thank you, perfectly said

I fucking hate guys who bother shaving just cuz girls like it.

Who gives a shit, you desperate bastards.

Shaving is a great idea not only for chicks, but because you really do look like a fucking hippie homeless loser with that nasty untrimmed beard.

Shave it off, or trim it up. Your choice, but leaving it all nasty and unkempt is idiotic.

Oh, and while you're at it trim your pubes, your nasty arm pit hair, and any other part of your body that might look like a forest.

Forests aren't sexy. Beaches are. Be a beach

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

Be clean.

Some stubble is okay, but it only works on certain people.

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

Ah, yeah, a lot of people I know really enjoy looking like they spend no time on their look...

The sad part is that most spend a lot of time trying to look like that...

More time than it takes to look nice and normal.

Oh well, to each their own and may never their paths meet on the battlefield.

i like stubble on guys. i also like sideburns. and unkempt hair. am i broken?

[This message has been edited by NoSkills (edited 09-09-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

^^ word sir. I shaved my beard off and already regret it. It's growing it back. ^_^

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

^^ word sir. I shaved my beard off and already regret it. It's growing it back. ^_^

good man beards are mint and some woman do find beards attractive in my experiance it just depends on the person. best with a small goteish beard though

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

i like stubble on guys. i also like sideburns. and unkempt hair. am i broken?





No, you're awesome.

A thick wallet works.

I don't get this new obssesion of guys with being totally hairless. People were meant to have hair.

Real men are hairy. Now I don't mean unkept, but there's definately nothing wrong with stubble, and body hair is just normal. I actually think that men with totally shaved bodies sometimes look like 1) girls or 2) plastic.

-deus-

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

I fucking hate guys who bother shaving just cuz girls like it.

Who gives a shit, you desperate bastards.

oh, get that sand out of your pussy already.

quote:Originally posted by deus-redux:

I actually think that men with totally shaved bodies sometimes look like 1) girls or 2) plastic.

or those hairless dogs. who wants to date something that reminds them of an overgrown albino rat?

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

A thick wallet works.



Yeah, but you can always stuff.

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

u are a pirate

I don;t mind hair all that much, I just hate it when they let it go all crazy and so they end up with little patches or spots of hair on their face that look ridiculous and like pubes.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Forests aren't sexy. Beaches are. Be a beach

Well we gots us a whale right here.

do:

wear clothes that fit well, get a good hair cut (can range from long and shaggy to short and spiky), groom facial hair in a flattering way, maintain a healthy shape. in some cases an acessory that shows individuality or style, such a crazy belt or interesting shoes, can add to the total package. tooth whitening for a radiant smile, vaseline if the lips are chapped, a clean complexion.

don't:

wax any hair on the body, tweeze eyebrows, use TONS of gel, overuse cologne, wear makeup (unless it's part of your style).

in my opinion.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-09-2006).]

Ok, first, go out and invest in a $1.50 half gallon of vinegar from your lccal grocery store. Start using it on your face. I'm not even kidding about this; I use it before I go to bed, when I wake up, and before I go out. It clears up redness and gives your face a luminescent quality to it. If you really want to clear up some acne, drink two tablespoons of very diluted vinegar three times a day

Next, go get a lot of flossing forks. This may not seem like to big of a deal, but it is vitally important if you want to have clean breath and nothing in your teeth.

After that, go buy a $20 nose hair trimmer from practically anywhere. VERY MUCH worth the $20 for us guys who need one of these. As a sidenote, get rid of all hair on your ears and in your nose. Very unattractive.

*Always wash your sweaty areas (balls, pits, ass, ect) at least twice before going out on a date.*

That's all I really do when going out with girls. While it looks like it would take a long time when typed out, this whole routine usually takes less than five minutes.

AmishRakeFight

Edit: Also, find a good smell.

[This message has been edited by AmishRakeFight (edited 09-09-2006).]

Lauren knows how it goes

*pines for the days of old when girls liked that 'Prophet Elijah' (http://tinyurl.com/p37bd) look! *

Guys that have at least somewhat form-fitting jeans are a good thing. What's with the huge pants, even for the "non-wigger" demographic.

Also, if a guy smells good, that's a huge turn on. Invest in a good cologne and don't use too much of it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*pines for the days of old when girls liked that 'Prophet Elijah' (http://tinyurl.com/p37bd) look! *



i dunno ketch, i think that can still be attractive. it's a matter of taste.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



don't:

wax any hair on the body, tweeze eyebrows, use TONS of gel, overuse cologne, wear makeup (unless it's part of your style).

in my opinion.



Agreed except the tweezing eyebrows part, for those of us cursed with a unibrow I think it's necessary. Were you just talking about people who shape their eyebrows into some ridiculous girly curve? Or do you for some reason like unibrows?

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

amen

quote:Originally posted by Miffy:

Guys that have at least somewhat form-fitting jeans are a good thing. What's with the huge pants, even for the "non-wigger" demographic.

Also, if a guy smells good, that's a huge turn on. Invest in a good cologne and don't use too much of it.



I like huge baggy jeans. On myself because I need a lot of pocket space and they're comfortable. I even love them on girls. It's just hella cute to me. It's gay when guys wear their tight fitting girl pants. Of course, I also think that most people are boring, so I never follow any current trends.

Makeup to fix skin complection / hide acne.

Get your hair styled- make it nice.

Nicer clothes.

Workout.

quote:Originally posted by Nameless:



I like huge baggy jeans. On myself because I need a lot of pocket space and they're comfortable. I even love them on girls. It's just hella cute to me. It's gay when guys wear their tight fitting girl pants. Of course, I also think that most people are boring, so I never follow any current trends.

You get absolutely no comfort from baggy jeans. You just look like a lowlife piece of shit. Kakhis and dress pants are where it's at, and sometimes jeans.

AmishRakeFight, I think I'm going to do a little online research and ask my dad if drinking that much vinegar would be healthy. I don't really recognize you, and for all I know you could just be trying to get me to shutdown my liver or kidneys or something bad like that. If that works I will be a very happy man, I don't really have a great complexion.

Edit: Also, if you remember from a while ago I made a thread about how I have virtually 0 body hair outside of underarms and pubes. Both of those are normal, but I have almost no hair on my legs and literally none on my chest. It's not that I haven't matured either, it is purely a genetic thing that runs in the men in my family. My dad, who is in his 40s and my brother who is in his early 20s both are the exact same way. So I guess if I meet a girl that wants a total hairy gorilla he-man I am fucked, but whatever...

Also, for all of you dumbfucks that can't read, working out is hardly a little thing. So stop mentioning it.

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*



[This message has been edited by Byss (edited 09-10-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

Agreed except the tweezing eyebrows part, for those of us cursed with a unibrow I think it's necessary. Were you just talking about people who shape their eyebrows into some ridiculous girly curve? Or do you for some reason like unibrows?

you're walking a dangerous line. if i can tell AT ALL that you did something, it's over.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

AmishRakeFight, I think I'm going to do a little online research and ask my dad if drinking that much vinegar would be healthy. I don't really recognize you, and for all I know you could just be trying to get me to shutdown my liver or kidneys or something bad like that. If that works I will be a very happy man, I don't really have a great complexion.

Edit: Also, if you remember from a while ago I made a thread about how I have virtually 0 body hair outside of underarms and pubes. Both of those are normal, but I have almost no hair on my legs and literally none on my chest. It's not that I haven't matured either, it is purely a genetic thing that runs in the men in my family. My dad, who is in his 40s and my brother who is in his early 20s both are the exact same way. So I guess if I meet a girl that wants a total hairy gorilla he-man I am fucked, but whatever...

Also, for all of you dumbfucks that can't read, working out is hardly a little thing. So stop mentioning it.

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*



Vinegar isn't unhealthy at all. You can't die from eating a lot of pickles, can you?

Studies show that women find men with a long stride more sexually attractive.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Studies show that women find men with a long stride more sexually attractive.



I'm an idiot. What does this mean?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

do:

wear clothes that fit well, get a good hair cut (can range from long and shaggy to short and spiky), groom facial hair in a flattering way, maintain a healthy shape. in some cases an acessory that shows individuality or style, such a crazy belt or interesting shoes, can add to the total package. tooth whitening for a radiant smile, vaseline if the lips are chapped, a clean complexion.

don't:

wax any hair on the body, tweeze eyebrows, use TONS of gel, overuse cologne, wear makeup (unless it's part of your style).

in my opinion.



what about...monobrow?

Not get shot in the head?

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

what about...monobrow?





are we talking bert style?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



are we talking bert style?

sure?

Or just annoy thin monobrow when you can see it up close.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

you're walking a dangerous line. if i can tell AT ALL that you did something, it's over.

...and that's why you're a fucking bitch.

As for little things you can do, I'd say just looking clean is the best. You can maintain the shaggy look while still affecting an appearance of cleanliness. There's a fine line between keeping yourself clean looking and looking feminine, remember that.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

sure?

Or just annoy thin monobrow when you can see it up close.



i dunno. it's more important to be comfortable with yourself than to listen to me. if you wanna tweeze so bad just do it.

quote:Originally posted by I-RapeTards:

...and that's why you're a fucking bitch.





i meant "it's over" in a very different way from how you interpreted it.

walk aroun naked

Meh, you still are, just from other posts.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



i dunno. it's more important to be comfortable with yourself than to listen to me. if you wanna tweeze so bad just do it.

lool i dont have monobrow.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



Forests aren't sexy. Beaches are. Be a beach

rofl.

It really only takes one thing (assuming that hygene is a given): CONFIDENCE in yourself. Don't worry about what other people think about your looks, just be who you really REALLY are, and the girl that fits you best will sooner or later be there for you. This of course has a bonus to it: She will like you for whom you really are, not for the one you pretended to be for her to like you.

Simple, easy.

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:



I'm an idiot. What does this mean?

You know, stride. A step. Thingy with your legs.

quote:1 a : a cycle of locomotor movements (as of a horse) completed when the feet regain the initial relative positions; also : the distance traversed in a stride b : the most effective natural pace : maximum competence or capability -- often used in the phrase hit one's stride

2 : a long step

Nice shoes seem to work.

Listen to lauren, she has taste.

Avoid a farmer tan; I've yet to meet or know a girl that finds this attractive. Either have no tan, or have a tan. Not half and half.

half a tan? what the hell is that?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Listen to lauren, she has taste.

Avoid a farmer tan; I've yet to meet or know a girl that finds this attractive. Either have no tan, or have a tan. Not half and half.

fuck you bitch. not everyone is some california beach boy douchebag who can spend all day lying in the sun to get a great tan. and not all of us spend all days indoors either to avoid the big bad sun.

quote:Rule 6 :Try to be NICE to each other, if possible. -Root

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-11-2006).]

most facial hair on men 12-25~ looks stupid

some can pull it off but for the greater majority of guys they just look lame

If you can get a legitmate beard then go for it, if you cant then shave the peach fuzz

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Listen to lauren, she has taste.

Avoid a farmer tan; I've yet to meet or know a girl that finds this attractive. Either have no tan, or have a tan. Not half and half.

Meaning, get air conditioning before you have to make a 60 mile commute to work. Ala, the Fiero tan.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Ah, yeah, a lot of people I know really enjoy looking like they spend no time on their look...

The sad part is that most spend a lot of time trying to look like that...

More time than it takes to look nice and normal.

Oh well, to each their own and may never their paths meet on the battlefield.

Yep, I sure spend a lot of time not bathing and not changing my clothes.

quote:Originally posted by The Exile:

Makeup to fix skin complection / hide acne.

Get your hair styled- make it nice.

Nicer clothes.

Workout.

Somebody is a huge massive douche.

And it is you.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

fuck you bitch. not everyone is some california beach boy douchebag who can spend all day lying in the sun to get a great tan. and not all of us spend all days indoors either to avoid the big bad sun.

Rule 6 :Try to be NICE to each other, if possible. -Root



AMEN BROTHER.

Who spends all their outdoor hours without a shirt on?

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

A thick cock works.

fixed.



[This message has been edited by AntlerBoy (edited 09-12-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*pines for the days of old when girls liked that 'Prophet Elijah' (http://tinyurl.com/p37bd) look! *

That is a most arousing look right there.

I like the look of a bit of a goattee going on, it can be attractive, but only if you plan on 'looking' good. Because it's not good to touch, and hurts when you are burying your face in her holiest of holes.

Wear clothes that suit your shape and personality. If you feel good in the clothes, it'll come through.

I agree with whoever said something about guys smelling good....that's the biggest turn on ever.

And trim your pubes.

And if you really want to pick up...get a puppy and take it for walks. Or wear an eye patch.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

half a tan? what the hell is that?

I guess it's like the tans they have in king of the hill.

quote:Originally posted by Satanic Jesus:

It really only takes one thing (assuming that hygene is a given): CONFIDENCE in yourself.

I totally agree. There's a guy I like, and some of my friends think he's hot and some don't, and I've realized the ones who hang out with him more think he's hot. It's because of how he acts more than how he looks. You can tell he thinks he's hot, or at least is really good at faking it, and confidence is sexy. Smile a lot, too. Lauren's suggestion at tooth whitening helps here.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Also, for all of you dumbfucks that can't read, working out is hardly a little thing. So stop mentioning it.

Guys can make a little effort to have nicer bodies without spending hours trying to be sculpted. Just like do some crunches every day and walk more.

^Besides, if you live in the city you can meet some cute girls jogging.

i work as a hunter so spend all my time outside

yet i fail to tan because its been fucking cold and there is no sun

im allways covered in blood,mud and sweat

i still seam to pick up

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:



I'm an idiot. What does this mean?

A long stride is when you walk with big strides, like putting one foot alot farther in front of the other than normal.

quote:Originally posted by Skkurge:

Personally I like looking like a homeless guy, and I get comments on my bumliness on a regular basis.

Yeah everyone loves the friendly, unkempt bum of the group. The guy whos always drinking cheap cider and wearing odd socks. Dunno how effective it is for pulling teh babez though.

i dunno how the hell i look.

My mom and grandma always tell me i look like shit. my grandma calls me "frompy".

i got so many different color hairs on my body. blonde/dirty blonde hair, slighlty darker leg/arm hair, brown pubes, red facial hair.

I got like dirty blonde hair (personally i hate blonde hair to death, i find it more of a girl thing), its natural but i damn hate it.

I only seem to like it when i don't shave and i grow out my beard some, which is red.

The colors look odd, sorta, but kool i guess.

I really wanna dye my hair brown or black, again the whole guy with blonde hair thing annoys the piss outta me, it seems like blonde is more suited to females, but mabye it's just me.

My hair when wet and combed straight down goes down to about the tip of my nose in the front, but when i comb it and it ends up drying, i move it out my face and it basically flips, and looks curled sorta on the side.

This craps hard to describe without pictures, mabye i will take some tomorrow and post them for you all to see.

The other problem i have is i have a couple of zits on my face, i got some cream shit prescribed by my doctor. It seems to kill all but like 2-3 of them, but my face always kinda has a red tint to it or something which annoys me.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4743/mememeka9.jpg

me with no facial hair (sorta old pic), my hair is a bit longer now, but it shows the "curling" that i was talking about.

Anyways, yea thats me. I have no idea how this really contributes to the topic, but there must be a sumliminal message in my post or something.

quote:Originally posted by cegha:

i dunno how the hell i look.

My mom and grandma always tell me i look like shit. my grandma calls me "frompy".

i got so many different color hairs on my body. blonde/dirty blonde hair, slighlty darker leg/arm hair, brown pubes, red facial hair.

I got like dirty blonde hair (personally i hate blonde hair to death, i find it more of a girl thing), its natural but i damn hate it.

I only seem to like it when i don't shave and i grow out my beard some, which is red.

The colors look odd, sorta, but kool i guess.

I really wanna dye my hair brown or black, again the whole guy with blonde hair thing annoys the piss outta me, it seems like blonde is more suited to females, but mabye it's just me.

My hair when wet and combed straight down goes down to about the tip of my nose in the front, but when i comb it and it ends up drying, i move it out my face and it basically flips, and looks curled sorta on the side.

This craps hard to describe without pictures, mabye i will take some tomorrow and post them for you all to see.

The other problem i have is i have a couple of zits on my face, i got some cream shit prescribed by my doctor. It seems to kill all but like 2-3 of them, but my face always kinda has a red tint to it or something which annoys me.

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me with no facial hair (sorta old pic), my hair is a bit longer now, but it shows the "curling" that i was talking about.

Anyways, yea thats me. I have no idea how this really contributes to the topic, but there must be a sumliminal message in my post or something.

You look like that guy Klitz from the movie "The Girl Next Door".

Whoa, thats some crazy color desriptions. Ohh well, my facial hair is about half and half blonde and black. Good thing I dont plan on growing a stash.

I still love my blonde hair though.

I pull off gnarly sideburns and beard decently, because Im a mufuggin lumberjack. My girlfriend said if I grow my beard any longer, she'll break up with me. I said "Finish licking my sack, and we're gonna discuss this." Then I bipped her on the forehead. Nuff said.

CaspeR

Little things? Hmmm...

Buy her lots of drinks/drugs/club entry/food. Over the duration of the night you'll become more and more attractive to her, I guarantee it.

It's how women work.

Smile

Nice clothes/shoes (not baggy shit)

Clean hair and facial hair

Stand tall and confident

Shoulders back

Nice scent (not too much - please)

Brush teeth

Eyebrows nicely combed (just use ur fingers and some moisture to straighten them)

Don't walk fast

Take larger steps

Don't talk fast

Take pauses in your speech (to keep audience interested)

Once again - smile, look happy/fun.

Don't dedicate yourself to that one girl - always look like you need to go do something (if its a spontaneous encounter) - even say that you have to go somewhere soon.

Don't lean into the girl/person in a set. Lean back and let them lean in to you.

and.. Smile.

I'm in the decent beard, but not quite full enough yet. I grow it out anyways.

/badass viking

archive

quote:Originally posted by cegha:

i dunno how the hell i look.

My mom and grandma always tell me i look like shit. my grandma calls me "frompy".

i got so many different color hairs on my body. blonde/dirty blonde hair, slighlty darker leg/arm hair, brown pubes, red facial hair.

I got like dirty blonde hair (personally i hate blonde hair to death, i find it more of a girl thing), its natural but i damn hate it.

I only seem to like it when i don't shave and i grow out my beard some, which is red.

The colors look odd, sorta, but kool i guess.

I really wanna dye my hair brown or black, again the whole guy with blonde hair thing annoys the piss outta me, it seems like blonde is more suited to females, but mabye it's just me.

My hair when wet and combed straight down goes down to about the tip of my nose in the front, but when i comb it and it ends up drying, i move it out my face and it basically flips, and looks curled sorta on the side.

This craps hard to describe without pictures, mabye i will take some tomorrow and post them for you all to see.

The other problem i have is i have a couple of zits on my face, i got some cream shit prescribed by my doctor. It seems to kill all but like 2-3 of them, but my face always kinda has a red tint to it or something which annoys me.

h ttp://img1 49.imagesh ack.us/img149/4743/mememeka9.jpg (http: //img149.i mageshack. us/img149/ 4743/memem eka9.jpg)

me with no facial hair (sorta old pic), my hair is a bit longer now, but it shows the "curling" that i was talking about.

Anyways, yea thats me. I have no idea how this really contributes to the topic, but there must be a sumliminal message in my post or something.

My friend, you are in desperate need of a jawline and eyebrows.

Anyways, Lauren said it best so far.

Also, do neck excersizes to cut out some of the fat that builds under the chin. A well defined jaw and strong neck show strength and leadership qualities.

This is what a man looks like.

http://tinyurl.com/z7ytg

Or a drunk man with a migrane..

Facial hair can kick ass, but it has to be groomed.

quote:Originally posted by Tommy Lund:

This is what THE man looks like.

http://tinyurl.com/z7ytg



That is so badass.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

You get absolutely no comfort from baggy jeans. You just look like a lowlife piece of shit. Kakhis and dress pants are where it's at, and sometimes jeans.

hah BS. i love the feel of them, its like sitting on your couch with a blanket wrapped up around you. its cumfy as shit. and you only look like a lowlife to people who judge you as a lowlife, like yourself, which i guess works as a positive mechanism, cause i wouldnt wanna run into your sorry mug.

Try for a bitch? Bitch please. If you've ever been fucked over by a female i garuantee you won't ever give a shit again about what they think of you. I'll have a goatee if i want one, my chest hair is going to stay it's natural length, and fuck all those new male face lotions and grooming products. Quit sucking your balls up into your vagina and be a man. Tight clothes? No thanks I'll shop in the men's department. Superficial fucks.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

A thick wallet works.

Best reply I've read on Totse in a very long time.

quote:Originally posted by Villrux:

Try for a bitch? Bitch please. If you've ever been fucked over by a female i garuantee you won't ever give a shit again about what they think of you. I'll have a goatee if i want one, my chest hair is going to stay it's natural length, and fuck all those new male face lotions and grooming products. Quit sucking your balls up into your vagina and be a man. Tight clothes? No thanks I'll shop in the men's department. Superficial fucks.

PREACH IT, PREACH IT!!!

OH, HA-lay-LOOO YAAAAH!

quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

Yeah everyone loves the friendly, unkempt bum of the group. The guy whos always drinking cheap cider and wearing odd socks. Dunno how effective it is for pulling teh babez though.

sounds like me works sometimes although unlike most bums i do pay attention to hygeine(not that i havew anything against em some of the most intresting people ive ever met are bums)

Byss:

http://frugalliving.about.com/cs/tips/a/blvinpers.htm

http://frugalliving.about.com/cs/frugalwomen/a/022900_2.htm

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http://flavoursofindia.tripod.com/complexion.html (Mentions vinegar)

I notice the magical powers of Vinegar... as soon as I go out and buy shitloads of skincare shit.

Heres something to think about for people with glasses - Contact Lenses. I wear them and feel so much more confident with them. Glasses suit alot of people, and if you pick the right frames you will be alright. BUT, if you would feel more confident without them then get some Dailies contact lenses. Mine cost me £10 for a month. So its not that much to spend either...

B to the U to the M to the P

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

do:

wear clothes that fit well, get a good hair cut (can range from long and shaggy to short and spiky), groom facial hair in a flattering way, maintain a healthy shape. in some cases an acessory that shows individuality or style, such a crazy belt or interesting shoes, can add to the total package. tooth whitening for a radiant smile, vaseline if the lips are chapped, a clean complexion.

don't:

wax any hair on the body, tweeze eyebrows, use TONS of gel, overuse cologne, wear makeup (unless it's part of your style).

in my opinion.



what a materialistic bitch,

i would keep my homeless look just to NOT attract girls like this.

Do not wear tight-ass emo girl pants.

I maintain that this is a stupid fashion that will ultimately blow over. Eventually, young girls will wake up and say "Oh, wait. We fuck men, not androgynous pansies from the planet Fag." You can already see it happening.

My pants? Baggy, baby.

quote:Originally posted by Modzilla:

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Heres something to think about for people with glasses - Contact Lenses. I wear them and feel so much more confident with them. Glasses suit alot of people, and if you pick the right frames you will be alright. BUT, if you would feel more confident without them then get some Dailies contact lenses. Mine cost me £10 for a month. So its not that much to spend either...



Gonna try this out.

I now have a few more additions to my list of people who suck.

I'll just be chillin in my Sean John sweat suits, headband, silver nicklace, diamond earring, and air forces baby. Big pimpin.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

I'll just be chillin in my Sean John sweat suits, headband, silver nicklace, diamond earring, and air forces baby. Big pimpin.

Please, go stand in front of a driveby.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

I'll just be chillin in my Sean John sweat suits, headband, silver nicklace, diamond earring, and air forces baby. Big pimpin.

Go play in traffic.

Wear tight pants. No this isn't to look emo. The reason you should do this is so you can show a bulge. Since most guys(including emos) don't show a bulge, you automatically stand out as sexual in her mind. Of course this doesn't work if youur dick is too small to make a bulge. If that is the case, I'm sorry.

Note: It also helps to have a decent ass.

PS. if you do consider this, make sure you aren't too fat or skinny that you look ridiculous in them.

[This message has been edited by Rayon (edited 09-17-2006).]

Baggy clothes are a no-go.

But I'm not talking emo-tight, Just a good fit.

When buying jeans, buy some that are a lil tighter than you want, because jeans will stretch A LOT. I have jeans that are like 3 sizes bigger than when I bought them.

I agree with much of what is said. I personally exercise every day, and run every other day. I am not skinny, but am not fat, I am big. I usually shave each morning, by around 2, it's a 5 o'clock shadow, I also don't wear baggy clothes or overly tight clothes and wear cologne that emphasizes my mood and appearance.

501 jeans/Wranglers, FTW

Seriously guys, you might think they look gay, but most women love them. If you don't know why, then you need to kill yourself right now.

@The guy that suggested makeup to hide acne...your a fag. Wear your acne with pride or use medication.

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

Wranglers

Me gots !

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

501 jeans/Wranglers, FTW

Seriously guys, you might think they look gay, but most women love them. If you don't know why, then you need to kill yourself right now.

@The guy that suggested makeup to hide acne...your a fag. Wear your acne with pride or use medication.

I turned 18 this summer and over the last few months, my acne is 95 % gone.

I just wash my fash, acne lotion and fuck make up.

quote:Originally posted by pwntbypancakes:

what a materialistic bitch,

i would keep my homeless look just to NOT attract girls like this.

That's gold. She's just describing an average guy's appearance.

Well, personally I wouldn't take any advice from an anorexic failure at life.

I wear cheap clothes, shower, keep my facial hair relatively neat...yeah I don't really care. But that reminds me I should go to the gym more.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Shaving is a great idea not only for chicks, but because you really do look like a fucking hippie homeless loser with that nasty untrimmed beard.

Shave it off, or trim it up. Your choice, but leaving it all nasty and unkempt is idiotic.

Oh, and while you're at it trim your pubes, your nasty arm pit hair, and any other part of your body that might look like a forest.

Forests aren't sexy. Beaches are. Be a beach

ooo nice analogy

quote:Originally posted by Blue_Yonder:

My friend, you are in desperate need of a jawline and eyebrows.

Anyways, Lauren said it best so far.

Also, do neck excersizes to cut out some of the fat that builds under the chin. A well defined jaw and strong neck show strength and leadership qualities.

You cannot just erase fat from one particular part of the body.

quote:Originally posted by Nameless:

I like huge baggy jeans. On myself because I need a lot of pocket space and they're comfortable. I even love them on girls. It's just hella cute to me. It's gay when guys wear their tight fitting girl pants. Of course, I also think that most people are boring, so I never follow any current trends.

How ironic.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

That's gold. She's just describing an average guy's appearance.

Yeah, lol. Because apparently, good grooming is selling out to The Man.

Dont bump this thread, it deserves to die.

Stop worrying about appearences. Look how you want to look and like what you want to like.

If your main concern is attracting a mate, find a damn hobby.