So, tonight my friend wanted me to come drink with her, and normally I would say yes, but I had other plans so I couldn't go. She told me she would call if she needed a ride, and she would call when she got home either way. Now, this girl is just a friend, so there's no romantic undertone here. Anyway, I called her to tell her that I was going home, so if she needed a ride, she would have to get one now. I called her phone, and got the machine, so I figured she passed out or something. A few minutes later I got a call from her phone and it was some guy. The conversation went something like this:

Him: Do you mind?

Me: Ummm... what?

Him: I'm trying to be with Kelley.

Me: Ok, well can I talk to her for a second?

Him: No.

Me: Why the fuck not?

Him: Because she's sleeping.

Me: Dude, if you fucking touch her while she's sleeping I'll fucking kill you.

Him: Fuck you dude. (Hangs up)

Now, Totse, what should I do? I don't exactly know where she is. (I know the neighborhood she's in but not which exact house.) And I highly doubt this is a joke because she wouldn't let some guy call me from her phone.

I need some opinions here.

I'd say bust some fucking heads, but this guy might be huge.

So, you can either go out looking for her, or you can wait until morning and question her about it, and kick that guys ass for being a dick. And he's probably a pervert, if he wasn't going to wake her up for you, unless she was smashed out of her mind.

That's the thing, I can't just bust in there and start fuckin with people considering

A)I don't know what house it is

B)I don't know how big this fucker is

C)I don't know how many of his drunk ass friends are there

Wow, you definately need to check that out. Perhaps you could use the phone book and look up the adress. If there's no problem then hopefully you can reason with the guy and be on your merry way. Go over there and bring some sort of defense with you, also make sure you have your cellphone.

This seems very suspicious and I really hope you can go over there. If you can't find it in the phone book then don't you know somebody, even if it isn't that well that knows how to get over there or somebody that will go with you for protection?

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Wow, you definately need to check that out. Perhaps you could use the phone book and look up the adress. If there's no problem then hopefully you can reason with the guy and be on your merry way. Go over there and bring some sort of defense with you, also make sure you have your cellphone.

This seems very suspicious and I really hope you can go over there. If you can't find it in the phone book then don't you know somebody, even if it isn't that well that knows how to get over there or somebody that will go with you for protection?



I could probably get 1 or 2 of my friends to go over there, but still, even if there were 3 guys with fucking baseball bats, what if there are 15 of them?

EDIT: And I really can't call the police, because it could be consensual, I really don't know, and if it is, I don't want to be the one getting in the way of any fun.

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Yeah, that was the other option. She had a cell, right? Call it in as stolen so the police can get a GPS lock on it. But you'd have to do it from a payphone or they'd track you.

Otherwise, I don't see any way of finding her, and you should have a couple more drinks and go to sleep, and bust some fucking heads in the morning.

I just got a great idea:

Bust in with a chainsaw!! I don't give a damn how many people there are, they'll run from a chainsaw.

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oh shit dude this sounds like a serious situation. I think there is a high percentage of something going wrong in there. find your way to that house some way or another fast.

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Yeah, that was the other option. She had a cell, right? Call it in as stolen so the police can get a GPS lock on it. But you'd have to do it from a payphone or they'd track you.

Otherwise, I don't see any way of finding her, and you should have a couple more drinks and go to sleep, and bust some fucking heads in the morning.

Yea, I guess you're right. I mean, if he's gonna fuck her, it's done already. She's on birth control so I don't have to worry too much about her getting pregnant. Seriously though, she's my friend and I look out for her; if that fucker did anything to her, I'm seriously going to introduce a bat to his face.

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:

Yea, I guess you're right. I mean, if he's gonna fuck her, it's done already. She's on birth control so I don't have to worry too much about her getting pregnant. Seriously though, she's my friend and I look out for her; if that fucker did anything to her, I'm seriously going to introduce a bat to his face.

Ok, but you have to promise me something:

At one point in the fight, you're going to run at him, jump, and two foot him in the face. Ok? Get a friend to get a picture. It'll be so fucking awesome. Nobody gets kicked anymore

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:



I could probably get 1 or 2 of my friends to go over there, but still, even if there were 3 guys with fucking baseball bats, what if there are 15 of them?

EDIT: And I really can't call the police, because it could be consensual, I really don't know, and if it is, I don't want to be the one getting in the way of any fun.



Could you get another guy and a girl to go over there and check it out so he doesn't suspect that you think he's up to something if he is.

Or take a girl with you to the house and you sit out in the car and watch to make sure she's alright and she could check to see what's going on.

Try getting one of her girlfriend's to call over there and see if they get a different response. You could draw conclusions from that.

Or something...I suppose those are pretty shitty ideas, meh. I don't know, just a random brainstorm while I'm half way asleep.

I think you need to do something about it.

I just called her again. Phone's off.

Ok, we all know what the best thing possible to do here is, but does anyone have any idea of getting it done? Like finding the house, knowing if she wants to be there, how to get her out if not? Thats what he needs to know now.

That's definately not good. Go over there immediately. I believe you should call the authority, even if it turns out to not be anything big this is suspicious enough and you can't do much by yourself.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

That's definately not good. Go over there immediately. I believe you should call the authority, even if it turns out to not be anything big this is suspicious enough and you can't do much by yourself.

Unless he has a chainsaw. Right?

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Unless he has a chainsaw. Right?



Or a gun.

I would say to check into tonight more, dont wait until morning. But I guess like others have said, if something was going to happen it most likely already has. But still, just to make sure I suggest checking that out somehow. I agree with Sylph, get someone to go with you, and have them check it out first. Good luck dude.

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:



Or a gun.

Chainsaw is so cooler though.

Unfortunately, driving anywhere tonight is out of the question as I followed someone else's advice and had a few (too many) drinks. Eh, I'll just deal with it in the morning. Thank you everyone for your help, you guys are the shit.

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:

Unfortunately, driving anywhere tonight is out of the question as I followed someone else's advice and had a few (too many) drinks. Eh, I'll just deal with it in the morning. Thank you everyone for your help, you guys are the shit.

Was that my advice? It would have been fucking hard to find her anyway.

Uh, man I don't think he was intending to touch her. I think he just wanted to ask you if he could pursue her, in general, without her knowing about it. Have you tried calling him back and asking exactly what he's thinking?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Uh, man I don't think he was intending to touch her. I think he just wanted to ask you if he could pursue her, in general, without her knowing about it. Have you tried calling him back and asking exactly what he's thinking?



Dude, I wouldn't care if he wanted to date her or whatever. Yea, I called, but the phone was off.

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:



Dude, I wouldn't care if he wanted to date her or whatever. Yea, I called, but the phone was off.

Ah crap.

And yeah, by what you said, I figured that. But think about it. If he called you in the first place, to ask if it was okay (whatever 'it' is), then he must be an alright bloke (someone who doesn't touch girls when they're passed out).

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Ah crap.

And yeah, by what you said, I figured that. But think about it. If he called you in the first place, to ask if it was okay (whatever 'it' is), then he must be an alright bloke (someone who doesn't touch girls when they're passed out).



The way he said "Do you mind" was what got me though. It was like the way you would say it if someone was staring over your shoulder when you were trying to do something. He basically implied that I was interrupting something.

P.S. I am drunk, but I LOVE YOU ALL. I LOVE TOTSE

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:



P.S. I am drunk, but I LOVE YOU ALL. I LOVE TOTSE

AND TOTSE LOVES YOU!!!! IN THE MORNING, BUST SOME FUCKING HEADS!!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:



The way he said "Do you mind" was what got me though. It was like the way you would say it if someone was staring over your shoulder when you were trying to do something. He basically implied that I was interrupting something.

P.S. I am drunk, but I LOVE YOU ALL. I LOVE TOTSE

Hmmmm... it sounds like he is drunk himself.

Uh while it's a bit late now... getting drunk might not have been the right thing to do. Driving over there with a few friends and some baseball bats might have been better.

Sorry.

Jarrod, Dextros and I have come to conclusion that he needs beer and a chainsaw. Not bats. He's not going to beat niggers for chist sakes, or are you?

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Jarrod, Dextros and I have come to conclusion that he needs beer and a chainsaw. Not bats. He's not going to beat niggers for chist sakes, or are you?

Who's Jarrod?

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Who's Jarrod?

(stab)

I don't know if they're niggers or not, but I'm pretty fuckin drunk. I had to go over that last sentence a few times to revise it.

A chainsaw would fix that, y'know.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

(stab)

Oh, he's decided to come. How are the nightvision goggles coming?

You guys are on first name basis? I'm so jealous.

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quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Oh, he's decided to come. How are the nightvision goggles coming?

I don't know if we'll have enough. I may be able to scope some more out, they may not have as much power as ours do. I'll leave the deciding on who to give them to up to you, sir.

Edit: I'm Lauren You can be on first name basis with me if you'd like. Just don't overuse it or spam me.



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quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I don't know if we'll have enough. I may be able to scope some more out, they may not have as much power as ours do. I'll leave the deciding on who to give them to up to you, sir.

Edit: I'm Lauren You can be on first name basis with me if you'd like.



Sir? That makes me feel old. I'm Ben, Jesus owes me a favor, got him out of a tight spot with Satan in the desert once, he'll get us some.

LAUREN...

I was gonna sing something horribly off key, but I can't think of anything.

quote:Originally posted by i11uminati:

LAUREN...

I was gonna sing something horribly off key, but I can't think of anything.

Oh yes, I forgot your drunkness!

Sing "wanna be" by spice girls.

Edit: I suppose I'm on first name basis with anybody that reads this thread now. Oh well, not a big deal. Call away, if you must!

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I'm very tired and I believe I'm going to sleep.

Goodnight, Ben. Nice talking with you! I hope everything works out with your friend i11uminati and that you don't feel too bad tomorrow morning.

SYLPH, I LOV E YOU

Edit: Shit, now im being retarded, I'm getting off Totse for the night, see you all in the morning.

[This message has been edited by i11uminati (edited 09-09-2006).]

We hijacked this thread horribly.

You guys aren't thirty year old, 300 lb, Italians are you?

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So, I called her this morning. Turns out that she just left her phone at that house, and the guy that picked up was just being a jack ass. She's fine.

Thanks again Totse.

Whew! Good to hear.

I'm glad you didn't take the beer and chainsaw advice with the night goggles. You may have not been with us today.

Edit: I love you too!

No, I'm not a 300lb 30-year-old italin guy. I'm a 140lb 13-year-old girl.

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quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Whew! Good to hear.

I'm glad you didn't take the beer and chainsaw advice with the night goggles. You may have not been with us today.

Edit: I love you too!

No, I'm not a 300lb 30-year-old italin guy. I'm a 140lb 13-year-old girl.



That's almost better .

And do the chainsaw thing anyway, just for fun.