I'm a large, loud, perverted psuedo-intellectual, and I'm not a nice person. I don't like making chitchat, and I've molested small boys.

Me too. Wanna fuck?

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

I'd say it's your unattractive face in those pics you post that makes you unattractive.

But that's just a guess.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

I'd say it's your unattractive face in those pics you post that makes you unattractive.

But that's just a guess.

You don't have to be good looking to be attractive. It helps, but other things are more important. Those are just the reasons I wouldn't like me if I wasn't me. I like my little round noggin.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Me too. Wanna fuck?



How'd I get in S&A...I thought I was still in spurious.

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quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

You don't have to be good looking to be attractive. It helps, but other things are more important. Those are just the reasons I wouldn't like me if I wasn't me. I like my little round noggin.



Nah, if you want to pull attractive guys, you have to have a pretty face. Ugly girls try to make themselves feel like they actually count in this world by claiming they have "personalities." If you have a functioning brain, you have a personality. A platinum blonde Playboy model has just as worthy a personality as anyone. Some have a funnier and more relatable personality, like Rosie O'donnel, but no dude would want to fuck Rosie O'Donnel. Just keep her around as entertainment.

Sure, you'll have sex with ugly guys who can't pull hot girls, but even they aren't happy about plugging you. They'll always be fantasizing about some hot girl they saw on the way over to your place.

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Chicks don't find trekkies attractive..."Captain Kirk"

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Chicks don't find trekkies attractive..."Captain Kirk"

Captain_Kirk is a female.

I want you to molest me

Right now

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

A platinum blonde Playboy model has just as worthy a personality as anyone

This has got to be the stupidest shit I've read on Totse all month. Worse than Bel-Air.

SlapinFoFun is just a kidiot troll that tries to make other people feel like shit, like him. I see ugly men and women with attractive partners all the time where I live, you should accept that not everyone is as much of a shallow prick as you.

Am I shallow? Yes, to some extent I am, I willingly admit that. Do I try to make people on an online message board try to feel bad to cover up my own deep-rooted insecurities? No, I leave that up to trolls like you.

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

I am self-destructive and have self-esteem issues. Also, I never follow my dreams, oh and I'm lazy, and a slob. Apart from all those, I'm actually pretty damn attractive.

captain_kirk is cute.

I worry too much, I overanalyze things, I can be incessantly annoying, I'm rude, I talk about people behind their backs, and I'm loud.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

You don't have to be good looking to be attractive. It helps, but other things are more important. Those are just the reasons I wouldn't like me if I wasn't me. I like my little round noggin.

No, that only works for guys. Guys have an x-factor which means that even if they're roughly hideous, something can still make them attractive.

Girls, however, have to at least be semi-pretty, or have some sort of style, shape. Guys are very visual creatures.

Exceptions to the rule, as always, apply.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

This has got to be the stupidest shit I've read on Totse all month. Worse than Bel-Air.

SlapinFoFun is just a kidiot troll that tries to make other people feel like shit, like him. I see ugly men and women with attractive partners all the time where I live, you should accept that not everyone is as much of a shallow prick as you.

Am I shallow? Yes, to some extent I am, I willingly admit that. Do I try to make people on an online message board try to feel bad to cover up my own deep-rooted insecurities? No, I leave that up to trolls like you.

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

Woah, okay, that was a spew. I should probably keep out of this, but in SFF's defence, he does make a point about attractive people having personalities too.

The problem is, lots of attractive people know they're attractive, and use this to manipulate or assume.

Heh, I evaluate on a case to case basis. Who knows, that playboy model might have an agreeable personality, attractive body, but no sense of politics, science, or culture. So it's a no-go.

My only standards are:

1. NOT morbidly obese.

2. A non-fucked up nose.

3. Most important: personality.

Pics of Captain_Kirk?

Paranoid schizophrenic with a hot girlfriend that's afraid to leave the house without 10 beers or more in me. Let the good times rolllll.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

I want you to molest me

Right now

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I am self-destructive and have self-esteem issues. Also, I never follow my dreams, oh and I'm lazy, and a slob. Apart from all those, I'm actually pretty damn attractive.

Shit, that's me, haha. Except I'm only attractive in a 'pale, skinny, vaguely melancholic weirdo guy w/ Charles Manson gaze' kinda way. Unfortunately, I'm way too unhip to make it with the kind of collegiate indie smoker girls who actually enjoy that look; my natural appearance has been co-opted by narcissistic scenester types who purposely tousle their hair and buy pre-damaged clothing to support their self-delusions of individuality & projected-angst-as-emotional-depth.

According to my ex, I have nice hair and 'sensual lips' though, so that's gotta count for something, or at least offset my bad teeth, hah.

What really makes me unattractive (to the overwhelming majority), though, is my unconquerable geekiness. Doesn't come out in my appearance, but once I open up to someone and start talking, I can't help it. Silent-Blabbermouth Dichotomy: I'll alternate between being totally silent, and then talking your ear off about whatever esoteric shit I've been gorging on for the past month. That's just how I interact...I've met maybe a handful of people in my life who actually found this an endearing trait, and a select few very cool people who were just as passionate in expressing stuff that >99% of the world considers piddly bullshit.

In others though, I find what makes them unattractive to me -- besides physical stuff, that's just instinctual -- usually has something to do with lack of humility. I can talk to a totally hot girl, everything about her just screaming UNNGHH BODY BODY BODY, has a pretty face etc, but if she comes off really pretentious or self-absorbed or self-consciously intellectual/hip or emits narcissistic vibes or etc etc, then I just start to see her as an ugly person...even her physical beauty gradually loses its luster. This applies to guys too, I avoid being friends with and hanging around fuckheads with bloated senses of self & identity.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I worry too much, I overanalyze things, I can be incessantly annoying, I'm rude, I talk about people behind their backs, and I'm loud.

Haha. You just made yourself sound like a total bitch.

What makes me unattractive is my unnaturally massive wang. It has a tendency to frighten small children and petite Asian women.

Well, my past. I treated everyone like shit; lied a lot, manipulated, held hatred for most everyone, talked shit about them, etc.

I think I'd like myself...If I wasn't me...

The only really unattractive thing about me would be my insecurity. But my boyfriend doesn't mind, he likes to take care of me .

I am lazy. I need extreme loyalty and way too much attention. I'm paranoid, jealous, and easily angered. I tend to talk about weird things. I'm shy. And I have a lot of acne.

Apparently, it's that I don't pay enough attention to myself.

I asked a few people and that's what they came up with.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Apparently, it's that I don't pay enough attention to myself.

I asked a few people and that's what they came up with.

I used to get that one all the time.

Having a noivous breakdown since I was 2. Dizzy, tired, spun, freaky

I really don't know what makes me unattractive...

Hmm.

The only thing I can think of is that I'm a "criminal," at least, lots of people tell me so.

But I haven't done anything criminally wrong in a LONG time... Maybe I'm just perfect?

Yeah...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I think I'd like myself...If I wasn't me...

The only really unattractive thing about me would be my insecurity. But my boyfriend doesn't mind, he likes to take care of me .

*BARF* Can you make one post without talking about your boyfriend? There are some things worth mentioning, and he ain't it.

As to the OP, if you want to feel like people like you, sleep around. That is the only advice, since the other advice would take too long to explain and you are much too dense to actually follow it. Along with every other pseudo-intellectual female on here.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

I'm a large, loud, perverted psuedo-intellectual, and I'm not a nice person. I don't like making chitchat, and I've molested small boys.

Yes you are, now GTFO my totse.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

*BARF* Can you make one post without talking about your boyfriend? There are some things worth mentioning, and he ain't it.

Can you make one post without flinging a petty insult at someone?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Can you make one post without flinging a petty insult at someone?

Ahahaha, you obviously haven't seen how bad it gets between him and twinrage over at Reinvent Yourself, it's some pretty funny shit.

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Chicks don't find trekkies attractive..."Captain Kirk"

From what I recall, she's never even seen star trek.

if i don't percieve you to be as intelligent as i am, i'll usually be a prick to you. same goes for if you talk too much, if you're too cocky, or if you act in a manner i see as annoying in any way. This means i'm a prick to just about everyone besides my relatively small circle of friends. i also appear to be pissed off most of the time. i don't talk alot.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

I'm a large, loud, perverted psuedo-intellectual, and I'm not a nice person. I don't like making chitchat, and I've molested small boys.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Ugly girls try to make themselves feel like they actually count in this world by claiming they have "personalities."



I lawled

Physically, I have apparently beautiful colored eyes but it gets cancelled out due to my Ptosis. I'm 5'9 and 160 lbs so I don't know if thats slightly chubby or what. I also look like I'm pissed off all the time even though I'm very friendly.

Personality wise, I'm pretty shy and have a hard time talking to people. I usually wait for them to make the introduction. I'm also apathetic and don't let things get to me. My ex considered that as having a cold heart since I didn't get jealous when she hung out with guys.



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I guess Im psycho, and I do psycho things. But other than that, Im probobly hawt enough to be on a soap opera.

I make perverted comments, talk about sex and know a lot about it. I eat funny and sometimes I randomly just dont wanna talk so i just ditch any person that wants to talk to me.

Physically I am hairy(it sucks)

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Captain_Kirk is a female.

Same difference...Whatever...I was as drunk then as I am now!!!

Even so...I was pretty proud of that response!

She big & mean & dirty (in a good way...)...I like 'em like that.

I just have a low self esteem. I feel kind of worthless from time to time, even when I should be having fun.

/Whining.

quote:Originally posted by deadteenager:

Shit, that's me, haha. Except I'm only attractive in a 'pale, skinny, vaguely melancholic weirdo guy w/ Charles Manson gaze' kinda way. Unfortunately, I'm way too unhip to make it with the kind of collegiate indie smoker girls who actually enjoy that look; my natural appearance has been co-opted by narcissistic scenester types who purposely tousle their hair and buy pre-damaged clothing to support their self-delusions of individuality & projected-angst-as-emotional-depth.

According to my ex, I have nice hair and 'sensual lips' though, so that's gotta count for something, or at least offset my bad teeth, hah.

What really makes me unattractive (to the overwhelming majority), though, is my unconquerable geekiness. Doesn't come out in my appearance, but once I open up to someone and start talking, I can't help it. Silent-Blabbermouth Dichotomy: I'll alternate between being totally silent, and then talking your ear off about whatever esoteric shit I've been gorging on for the past month. That's just how I interact...I've met maybe a handful of people in my life who actually found this an endearing trait, and a select few very cool people who were just as passionate in expressing stuff that >99% of the world considers piddly bullshit.

In others though, I find what makes them unattractive to me -- besides physical stuff, that's just instinctual -- usually has something to do with lack of humility. I can talk to a totally hot girl, everything about her just screaming UNNGHH BODY BODY BODY, has a pretty face etc, but if she comes off really pretentious or self-absorbed or self-consciously intellectual/hip or emits narcissistic vibes or etc etc, then I just start to see her as an ugly person...even her physical beauty gradually loses its luster. This applies to guys too, I avoid being friends with and hanging around fuckheads with bloated senses of self & identity.

Amazing post man, "...projected-angst-as-emotional-depth", woah. Awesome choice of words.

MSN?

I slouch, and I have mild acne. I'm ten or twenty pounds underweight. I'm partially deaf and people think I mean to ignore them. I'm blunt and usually either awkward or too agressive.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Can you make one post without flinging a petty insult at someone?

Thank you for that.

I tend to look down on people who I feel are below my intelligence, apparantly my natural face looks "pissed off", I can be pretty arrogant, and I have dreadlocks, which some people think are unattractive on females.

I'm sure there's a helluva lot more, but I'm too arrogant to think of them

well geesh...where to begin? I have oversized cheeks, i am shy!!!!!!!!!! My head is not shaped normal!

Marry me

People say I have a bad attitude. They don't know what the fuck they are talking about, I like how I look. Oh, and here's a picture of me in my natural state. http://tinyurl.com/k5fb8

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

I'm skinny, pale and have bad skin.

I'm lazy, have no motivation, no direction in life. I have insomnia and bipolar. Recently my psychiatrist told me I have a problem where I'm too worried about my self. I don't care about other people or their needs, and I find a way to reference everything being talked about back onto my self, for attention.

I used to lie a lot. I blatantly tell people what I think about them. Unless I'm on drugs, I'm not happy. I have massive potential to become an addict. I have a weak personallity that moulds to it's surroundings. Nothing is set, it's all able to be changed. Every thing I've ever sworn I wouldn't do, I've done.

That, basically, is why I consider my self unattractive.

I haven't had a haircut in two years. Add two scoops of fucked up personality, opinions and behaviour, sprinkle with unfriendly appearance and paranoia

I do things that make me more unattractive, like pick my face and pull my hair out. I don't do it to fuck myself over, it's compulsive. I'm "trying" to stop, with some success. I also eat lots of chocolate to make myself fat. I have a hard time lying and I also have a hard time being mean. That can lead to a lot of evasiveness, an art that I've almost perfected. I think guys are also turned off by the fact that I think like them.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

*BARF* Can you make one post without talking about your boyfriend? There are some things worth mentioning, and he ain't it.



I think a more pertinent question is: Can I make even one post without mentioning my husband.:P

(I'm not really self absorbed, I'm poking fun at a hate thread that was made about me in B&M. The guy who made it is a transexual and he wants to kill me, which is very unusual for trannies since they are not generally violent. This leads me to believe that the guy who made the hate thread is the next Buffalo Bill.)

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I think a more pertinent question is: Can I make even one post without mentioning my husband.:P

(I'm not really self absorbed, I'm poking fun at a hate thread that was made about me in B&M. The guy who made it is a transexual and he wants to kill me, which is very unusual for trannies since they are not generally violent. This leads me to believe that the guy who made the hate thread is the next Buffalo Bill.)

This is a forum for Sex and Affection and most of us only have sex with/are affectionate towards our partners, so it's only natural that they will be mentioned alot. CarbonB seems to have a problem with this for some reason though. Meh.

Acne. Bad teeth and fatter than most people can't write or talk english corretly. I don't leave my room . i have no self confidance. I'm lazy. I'm prety much a retard and i haven stopped washing excpet for the 2 days i work. I'm loseing my hair. I have manboobs.