Last night was one of the funniest nights ever.

Recently, I've been experimenting with elevated doses of melatonin, as well as varying methods of use. I've been sober for years now, but have suffered from insomnia for more than half of my life. One of the reported effects of melatonin use is increased vividness in dreams, but I never expected something such as this:

The dream took several twists and turns, but to get right into it there was a specific part where I was fucking Jill Wagner against a wall. It was a really intense encounter that unfortunately I was removed from before being satisfied...

I woke up, and before becoming completely coherent, I found myself humping my bed - Full fledged hardon and everything. All I could do was laugh at myself, roll over, and pass out again.

God I wish I had a video tape of me doing it, or at least someone else who had witnessed it.

I know this is only loosely related to sex, but I found it too funny to leave unsaid. Anybody else ever wake up to catch themselves fucking the shit out of their mattress?

Oh yeah... http://tinyurl.com/nlfgg (I have a thing for brunettes)

Too long/didn't read.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Too long/didn't read.

Just when I was starting to respect you despite your age. It wasn't even that long of a post...

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

lol his age? Aren't you 16 you little dork? And why the fuck do you care so much about making an impression on totse? You manually put in a stupid sig every time you post. It's pathetic.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Just when I was starting to respect you despite your age. It wasn't even that long of a post...

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*



I'm sorry you didn't sense sarcasm in that. I was simply being faceitious because of the typical "I need ass, blah blah blah"

Normally I respond, but I just felt like being an asshole.



[This message has been edited by sylph (edited 09-09-2006).]

Sylph, I thought you were supposed to be a super-intelligent 13 year old, yet a few paragraphs is too difficult for you? The initial post could've been read in its entirety in less than 90 seconds.

Maybe I'm a little confused, as I've noticed you spend a large amount of your time in SG. There, you probably are one of the more intelligent members.

EDIT: Sylph, this thread has nothing to do with my wanting ass. If it did, it would've been entitled "I need some ass". I was simply stating the hilarity of my actions while unconscious, which led to the "I guess" part.

[This message has been edited by Goat Saint (edited 09-09-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Goat Saint:

Sylph, I thought you were supposed to be a super-intelligent 13 year old, yet a few paragraphs is too difficult for you? The initial post could've been read in its entirety in less than 90 seconds.

Maybe I'm a little confused, as I've noticed you spend a large amount of your time in SG. There, you probably are one of the more intelligent members.

EDIT: Sylph, this thread has nothing to do with my wanting ass. If it did, it would've been entitled "I need some ass". I was simply stating the hilarity of my actions while unconscious, which led to the "I guess" part.



Christ, I say one smartass thing and all of a sudden I'm no longer respected or intelligent? I'm confusing? You're all confusing. I was being faceticious, it was a joke. Can intelligent people not have fun every once in a while.

I'm very sorry if I offended you, in fact just to make you happy I will reply to your thread in a nice, respectable manner

hahahaha. Oh man, thanks for that. I suppose I can offer nothing to this but I wish I would have read it before deciding to be an ass.

I just figured it was one of those "I'm a loser, I need to have sex. Somebody help me", threads. Most of the time it is. Meh, leave it to me to fuck it up.

Good read.

Goat saint you should remember this story and tell it at dinner partys, or at least to a shrink.

Sylph,

Don't mind me; just pay attention to the editted part I added after reading your second post. I've recently quit smoking (8 days ago), and [I trust understandably] have had some moodswings.

Night Prowler, you're right. This would make an awesome dinner party conversation. Although, I don't see a shrink, and have no desire for one to dissect my dreams.

I like to fuck attractive women, and don't need a doctor to tell me that.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

lol his age? Aren't you 16 you little dork? And why the fuck do you care so much about making an impression on totse? You manually put in a stupid sig every time you post. It's pathetic.

You're just a troll that no one even recognizes, so what the fuck is more pathetic?

You sir, have good taste. I like brunettes too.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Just when I was starting to respect you despite your age. It wasn't even that long of a post...

Byss *citation for previous post can be found here (http://i3.tinypic.com/44lqrfk.jpg)*

It wasnt so much long as...pointless. I read the whole thing, and I feel like it was a waste of my time. Luckily, I dont value it too highly.

quote:Originally posted by fatkitty420:

You sir, have good taste. I like brunettes too.

Any honest straight man will tell you that it doesn't even matter if the chica has hair or not. If she's under 180 lbs and has atleast 3 limbs, we'll do it.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Any honest straight man will tell you that it doesn't even matter if the chica has hair or not. If she's under 180 lbs and has atleast 3 limbs, we'll do it.

Those are the kind of standards that only come from years of having mommy tell you your special.

Me, I'm easy enough. Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat.

how much melatonin were you on exactly?

I think it was around 60mg, but may be wrong. Low doses of melatonin don't seem to do shit for me.

Don't expect so much of Sylph, she doesn't have to act uber-intelligent/mature all the time.

Sometimes you just feel like being immature and acting a bit weird, you know?

[This message has been edited by Whore of God (edited 10-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Whore of God:

Don't expect so much of Sylph, she doesn't have to act uber-intelligent/mature all the time.

Sometimes you just feel like being immature and acting a bit weird, you know?

You see, per capita, jackketch makes more immature posts than she does. However, we all know beyond reasonable doubt that jackketch is a mature and intelligent chap.

However, by stating that she is a 13 year old girl, sylph basically forced herself to fight an uphill battle since day one to earn people's respect and trust.