<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>I consider myself to be quite attractive (and I am reminded of this on a regular basis).

<LI>I'm always told I'm really funny. I get called on a regular basis to hang out just for the mere fact that I am entertaining.

<LI>I can be very confident at times. I also exude sexuality (but not to the point of perversion).

<LI>I am a very nice guy. I would consider myself to be quite the gentleman.

<LI>As of a few weeks ago, I am very financially secure. I have nearly an unlimited source of income.

<LI>I consider myself to be quite adventurous and spontaneous. Most of my friends are boring or just can't come up with fun ideas like I can.

<LI>I must be at least moderately intelligent. I'm not going to try and outdo totse in this department, as obviously the average level of intelligence on here is alot higher than in everyday life. Most of my friends are completely retarded though in relation to myself.

</UL>

So... Why the fuck am I still single after 8 months. I keep meeting girls that show interest at first, but then they dissappear. Could it be the desperation? How the hell do they notice this?

How do I hide my desperation? I hate this whole game playing bullshit but it seems to be the only way to get anywhere.

And the fucked up part, is that despite the fact that I am very touchy and sexual in my method, I'm really looking for a long term relationship.

Maybe these girls just seem to think I just want a quick fuck.

After like 10 rejections in a row, I'm just starting to think that there is something wrong with me that I will never realize.

Maybe you talk to much about "How good of a catch you are".

You think about yourself too much. If you really knew for a fact that you were so great, then you wouldn't have to even think about it. Focus your mind on other things than yourself.

I dunno, but in that video you posted with you making out with that chick, you came across as pretty average man. Looks and behavior and shit like that was pretty ordinary.

But yeah, if you've gotten girls in the past, you'll get them again.

quote:very nice guy

Self-pwnt.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Self-pwnt.

I would consider that to be a major issue, but I know for a fact that the last two rejections I got (both in one day, which is why I'm starting to worry), weren't because of that.

For one thing, I lost the last one to an even nicer guy. In fact, I have no idea why the fuck she started going for him.

There was sexual tension and all that in the air at the park and at the restaurant, and even in the cab, and a bit at the other guys house.

Then we went to a fucking graveyard at 3 am (wierd ass fucking people, maybe I should be thankful I didn't get with her). I thought it was the most retarded idea. Plus I probably seemed scared, but really I just feel uncomfortable at graveyards.

So since they both shared that same appeal with walking over dead bodies at 3 am, they started to bond quite alot.

Maybe that was it. Fucking wierdos.

quote:Originally posted by Napalm2004:

Maybe you talk to much about "How good of a catch you are".

I don't usually. At least not in front of other people.

Well, maybe sometimes semi-jokingly. I can get pretty cocky sometimes but it's always in a humorous tone.

The only reason I bring this up right now is because I have been getting rejected repeatedly lately and so my ego is just getting destroyed bit by bit.

I'm getting pretty self-conscious.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I'm getting pretty self-conscious.

That's your problem right there.

Well fuck what you think of yourself NOW:

1) Do you remember your first crush EVER? How did it go?

2) Do you remember how you saw yourself when puberty hit? Were your first few experiences with girls around that time positive, negative, average?

3) Eh... this is a tough one, but were you ever conscious of any sexual feelings for your mother? Or perhaps more importantly, were you ever conscious of any sexual signals FROM your mother? I mean things you were actually CONSCIOUS of, not some pseudo-Freudian psychobabble.

quote:Originally posted by Nameless:

That's your problem right there.

I was pretty confident up until yesterday morning when I first got rejected.

Then I was kinda pissed off, but ended up getting drunk, and thinking that this other girl would be a sure thing (she seemingly used to have a thing for me), I was back on the top of my game.

Then hours later, as soon as I saw them walking side by side at the graveyard, and my other friend is like "I think Alisha is taking a liking to Bryce".

It started to fall...

Then when I saw them holding hands during the movie back at his place, I was like "fuck this", and called a cab, half way through the movie.

I don't care if I caused a scene. Admittedly, sometimes I can be a bit of a drama queen.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Self-pwnt.

No it's not that, gadzooks is a nice guy with balls. I spend entirely too much time trying to understand a handful of posters on totse, gadzooks being one of them.

you're probably acting too needy.

you're the catch remember , don't loose that.

Btw gadzooks this used to be imperfectcircle. I saw a mechanic and he fixed me up.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

1) Do you remember your first crush EVER? How did it go?

It lasted over 5 years and I only remember once even trying to talk to her, but nothing sensical came out. It was also quite obsessive. I contemplated suicide over the thought of not having her.

It's funny though, because since I am alot more confident now than I was back then, I can easily flirt with her. In fact, I think I could fuck her if I wanted to, but I just really don't want to.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

2) Do you remember how you saw yourself when puberty hit? Were your first few experiences with girls around that time positive, negative, average?

Negative. Very negative. I was a virgin until 18. In fact, I never even kissed, held hands, any of that, until 18. I was always WAY too shy to even talk to girls (besides the few that were already my friends).

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

3) Eh... this is a tough one, but were you ever conscious of any sexual feelings for your mother? Or perhaps more importantly, were you ever conscious of any sexual signals FROM your mother? I mean things you were actually CONSCIOUS of, not some pseudo-Freudian psychobabble.

Umm.. I think I might have had dreams that involved my mom, but they weren't like super clear or always completely sexual. Hard to explain.

I have no idea if this means anything, but once, when I was really drunk (barely conscious), I left a voicemail on my house phone saying "mom, I'm coming home to fuck you and I'm going to piss inside your vagina even though your my own mother!".

Keep in mind I was extremely intoxicated (alcohol and benzos).

I don't even remember doing it. I think I might have just been doing it to prove that no one was at home because I wanted to throw a bit of a party. Luckily my friend pointed it out to me the next morning and deleted the message.

^ bingo

You'll find the answers to your questions right there.

quote:Originally posted by jai614:

you're probably acting too needy.

you're the catch remember , don't loose that.

Thanks. I really don't think I act too needy all the time.

Maybe sometimes. But definitely not when I'm drunk. I could have sworn I had this girl. I was the alpha male of the group the whole night until around 2 am when we started doing coke (big mistake, as it just makes me paranoid and kills my drunkenness). After that, I was back to boring old sober me.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Btw gadzooks this used to be imperfectcircle. I saw a mechanic and he fixed me up.

Yeah I noticed that. Lol, I love the mechanic reference.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

^ bingo

You'll find the answers to your questions right there.



Are you serious? Because I have no idea how that relates...

Unless you're saying that I am just still shaking that self-consciousness I had when I was younger.

The mother bit though... Now that is completely confusing.

Scratch the mother bit, I was referring to the first two points. I'm drunk.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Scratch the mother bit, I was referring to the first two points. I'm drunk.

Lol k. That was a bit wierd.

Anyway, how are you doing? Aside from being drunk? It's been a while since we've talked.

Con-cei-ted.

You dont sound narcisstic you just sound like a faggot.

quote:Originally posted by Body Break:

Con-cei-ted.

Well if I actually do posess all these traits, then yes, I am being conceited. I'm just worried that maybe I'm only imagining myself to have them.

Maybe I'm ugly, boring, and submissive, but for some reason don't realize it.

Maybe nothing is as I perceive it.

I don't even know what to think anymore.

quote:Originally posted by snowman:

You dont sound narcisstic you just sound like a faggot.

Stfu. You're probably just jealous because you don't get laid even half as much as I do.

quote:Originally posted by snowman:

You dont sound narcisstic you just sound like a faggot.

Shut the fuck up dipshit. Who the fuck are you?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Anyway, how are you doing? Aside from being drunk? It's been a while since we've talked.

Ah pretty good man, done a bit of travelling, a lot of writing, and more drugs than one man should admit to. How was your internet-free adventure? I expect verbose updates in some thread or other.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Ah pretty good man, done a bit of travelling, a lot of writing, and more drugs than one man should admit to. How was your internet-free adventure? I expect verbose updates in some thread or other.

To be honest, I sorta failed with that. I got sucked back in.

I'm still going to do all the things I was planning on doing. Things just got postponed.

I have been slowly transitioning myself into the lifestyle I've been seeking though.

I will make a thread sometime soon about it, once more interesting stuff happens. I plan to move by the end of september no matter what. That's when the main changes will happen.

1. what is the "unlimited source of money" how much is it

2. how big is your penis

Unlimited source of income? Do like Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman and buy a hooker and persuade her into falling in love with you.

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

1. what is the "unlimited source of money" how much is it

2. how big is your penis

1) I can't really say. Sorry.



2) I'd say adequate. Not extraordinarily large, but at the same time not unusably small. Probably exactly average. Although I don't see how that could be affecting things, as most of these girls don't even get a glance at my member before they turn me down.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Unlimited source of income? Do like Richard Gere did in Pretty Woman and buy a hooker and persuade her into falling in love with you.

Actually I really like that idea. I even have a hooker fetish.

Also, I have heard that where I live is home to some of the best hookers in the world (Vancouver).

My god... Seymour street... They'll run you $500-$1000 for a night, but oh my god are they ever amazingly hot.

I've been considering getting one for quite some time now. Sometimes I even walk down that street at night just to talk to them adn that alone nearly gets me off.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I have been slowly transitioning myself into the lifestyle I've been seeking though.

I've been meaning to visit people in Toronto and Montreal for fucking ages. If you've got your shit together and you're on the east coast I'll catch a flight over next year, I'll introduce you to some people you'd have a fucking blast with and we'll paint the town psychedelicredbluegreenpolkadot.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I've been meaning to visit people in Toronto and Montreal for fucking ages. If you've got your shit together and you're on the east coast I'll catch a flight over next year, I'll introduce you to some people you'd have a fucking blast with and we'll paint the town psychedelicredbluegreenpolkadot.

My dad lives in Ottawa, so I could easily get out there. By next year? Definitely.

Fuck yeah that would be awesome.

Enough with you two faggots sucking eachother's dicks. There's this thing called Instant Messenger, look that shit up.

And how do you have an unlimited source of income? We all know you're white trash man.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Enough with you two faggots sucking eachother's dicks. There's this thing called Instant Messenger, look that shit up.

Not everyone uses it.

Btw, fullcircle, we will stay in touch via e-mail anyway.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

And how do you have an unlimited source of income? We all know you're white trash man.

I'm not at liberty to say.

What gave you the impression that I'm "white trash"? I mean... I was at some point. I was broke as fuck. Homeless, unemployed, etc.

I have money now though.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Enough with you two faggots sucking eachother's dicks. There's this thing called Instant Messenger, look that shit up.

And how do you have an unlimited source of income? We all know you're white trash man.

Fuck, you picked a good username. Every single fucking interaction I remember having with you has involved me slapping you down, and you shutting the FUCK up.

As usual you don't have a salient, original, or even remotely interesting, comment to make so you mouth off.

NEWFLASH CUNTRAG! You should at least try and make a fucking effort if you're going to interrupt me when I'm speaking, otherwise your objection is as irksome and relevant as a fart in the bath. WHICH I KEEP FUCKING TELLING YOU, THIS IS AT LEAST THE THIRD TIME.

And as a closing point, what's your fucking ground to call gadzooks white trash? The only claim to fame you have, which you've been at pains to voice, is the fact that your sister goes to an Ivy League university. Based on merit, you might as well be a three-toothed hobo that stumbled into an internet cafe and happened to blindly type out a series of words that coincidentally bear a passing resemlance to human communication.

FUCKING GROW A PERSONALITY AND THEN COME BITCH TO MY FACE.

Geez, I was just sayin... Don't have a cow man.

^^OMG I love you fullcircle.

&lt;3

Look at how worked up he got. I totally pwned that fool.

Good, a sign of a sense of humor at least. Work on it.

wtf foolcricle he totally liek pwn u

I think you just have to be patient.

okay. i think i know what you're going through. and i understand you're not concieted, just realistic. and yeah the problem is definitely anticipating and trying to get the girl too hard. next girl you like... just chill with her, be cute and funny... but dont talk about relationships. wait til you can tell shes interested... then make your move. girls dont like guys that are too easy to get.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

wtf foolcricle he totally liek pwn u

lawl i laff on da owtsyd but rilly i cri

Ok, I read the first post only, first off.

It looks like you got self-confidence at first.

Why you suggest desperation? Also, 'faking not to be desperite' is not good, most of the time just being authentic, and you'll get the real responce.

Also, if you are looking for a LTR, somehow mentioning that (sub or consiously) can send them running when they see there's a guy who wants a commitment.

10 rejections aswell? Yeah well the opposite 'polar' is going to happen soon, karma. ;)

Truth?

Your not that good looking.

Your not incredibly funny.

You are never spontaneous because your always drunk

You are pretty fun to chill with though

You do have confidence

Most of your friends are retarded(accpet me)

And loose those shorts you wear man, way too short. Like above the knees, wtf?

Unlimited income? Either your lying or, you best hook me up

Just being honest.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Truth?

Your not that good looking.

Your not incredibly funny.

You are never spontaneous because your always drunk

You are pretty fun to chill with though

You do have confidence

Most of your friends are retarded(accpet me)

And loose those shorts you wear man, way too short. Like above the knees, wtf?

Unlimited income? Either your lying or, you best hook me up

Just being honest.

Pwnt back down to earth.

..I think the video of you making out with your drunk(strike one),cousin(strike two), kinda made you more than a bit lame looking.

Really narcissistic.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

..I think the video of you making out with your drunk(strike one),cousin(strike two), kinda made you more than a bit lame looking.

That was his COUSIN??

And gadzooks...Sometimes these things take time. I knew a guy who didn't have a girlfriend OR get laid for 5 years. He was fairly attractive, but his personality sucked. Since you're okay on both looks and personality, maybe it will only take you 2 1/2 years?

"Bitches, they come and go"

Sometimes there are too many to choose from and sometimes you will feel like you will be alone by yourself forever.. its life - enjoy and learn.

well, you do sound like a good catch if what you say is true, and in any case, confidence is attractive. it's perfectly ok to think of yourself like that as long as you don't become arrogant. but either way, it raises your standards and confidence is always a good thing to have.

except for that income thing, you sound pretty much like me

Yeah, It's nothing personal, as xiao said, if you dont get laid it's not allways because of you.



I took a guys virginity on his..damn, I cant remember if it was 21 or22nd birthday, which is pretty old for a student in this city. Apart from his weird strange obsession for Amy-Lee there was nothing wrong with him.

Situations change, the people you hang with change and the places you go will change.



Give it time..

Also, i dont know why financial security has anything to do with it. If you're thinking that thats a pulling factor in getting a girl, then perhaps thats why you're not getting any.

^If money wasn't a pulling factor in getting laid, than every rich man in America would of been donating all of his fortune to charities a long time ago.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

And loose those shorts you wear man, way too short. Like above the knees, wtf?

Lol. It was fucking hot out and I don't have much in the way of shorts. It was either that, or I would have been sweating my balls off in jeans.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

..I think the video of you making out with your drunk(strike one),cousin(strike two), kinda made you more than a bit lame looking.

She wasn't my cousin. That was all setup. We tell people we're cousins at parties ever since people started telling us we look related. Then we make out just to fuck with their heads.

Plus, she wanted to kiss me more than I wanted to kiss her. Do I need to repost the video??

quote:Originally posted by DKOLeary-AUS:

"Bitches, they come and go"

Sometimes there are too many to choose from and sometimes you will feel like you will be alone by yourself forever.. its life - enjoy and learn.

That is pretty fucking true. I don't always go through such "droughts".

In fact, it's not like I don't get any attention from females. Even since my last relationship ended (December '05), I've gotten laid a couple times, been on a few dates, and kissed more girls than I can remember...

It's just that none of them seem to want to stay with me.

More and more I'm thinking it's the desperation that's putting them off. I'll have to work on that.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Also, i dont know why financial security has anything to do with it. If you're thinking that thats a pulling factor in getting a girl, then perhaps thats why you're not getting any.

Wtf? It matters in so many ways.

I actually think the main reason my ex broke up with me was because of how broke I was, she just didn't say it so directly.

The fact that she dumped me on the day I was evicted and in the process of quickly packing my stuff with only a few hours left before midnight (when I had to legally be off the property) kinda indicated that it at least had something to do with it.

She couldn't have even waited until a few days after I was living in the streets, or like 3 days until after Christmas.

Fucking women.

Why the hell am I trying to find one again?

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Really narcissistic.

You'd do me.

You can't make wild claims of you being attractive on the internet without posting pictures. You know actual protographs of yourself that reveal your face and body... not just some shitty picture taken in the dark with the camera pointing down at your best side form an arm's length away.

With that aside I thought that girl was just a friend of yours and you two would say that you were cousins to creep people out.

You obviously aren't the perfect catch if you need to post a topic like this; asking people to affirm your claims. Seeking validation in this form or any for that matter is a major sign of insecurity. There's a big difference between what you say in your mind/on the internet and what idea you convey to people you meet.

Now me on the other hand, I am the an excellent catch; the closest to perfection that there can be. I've even done modeling for American Eagle, http://tinyurl.com/qn5lz

Your problem probably is desperation. This is something you have to figure out for yourself. You need to act aloof. Just make it seem like you don't care, don't be clingy, don't call at exactly the time she asked you to, don't act too interested, make it seem like you are beating the women away with a stick.

Not that anyone reads my posts anyway.

maybe because you're bitching about being single for a measly 8 months. 18 months here, and i haven't started bitching yet.

Oh yeah, ignore my desperate plea for drug money, you damn jew!

Get drunk and go to a party, you'll most likely get laid. Actually you do that alot, maybe don't get drunk and go to a party? Na, do some coke and go to a party, I can hook you up with that killa You can definatly talk some smooth shit when you don't have a care in the world. And for the actually wanting to be in a long term relationship...well that's gay...but... Maybe stop looking for girls at parties and other social functions and randomly hooking up with them? If your looking for a relationship you have to find a girl that doesn't put out the first time you meet her, she makes you work for it, that's what you want if you want a relationship.

Now gimme some them flows you rich bastard!

over confidence sounds like an issue judging by the comments so far, What about your habits with girls?

do you get clingy quickly?

come across as desperate?

or do you try to offer them a 'come and get it' thing?

Can you post a pic at all?

you got turned down twice ... and you make all this drama? *feels confirmed in his thoughts that 90% of totse really has nothing better to do with their lives then whine*

Aren't you the fellow who was so insecure he was posting pictures of himself in RI? And asking for opinions how to fix it?

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

You can't make wild claims of you being attractive on the internet without posting pictures. You know actual protographs of yourself that reveal your face and body... not just some shitty picture taken in the dark with the camera pointing down at your best side form an arm's length away.

With that aside I thought that girl was just a friend of yours and you two would say that you were cousins to creep people out.

You obviously aren't the perfect catch if you need to post a topic like this; asking people to affirm your claims. Seeking validation in this form or any for that matter is a major sign of insecurity. There's a big difference between what you say in your mind/on the internet and what idea you convey to people you meet.

Now me on the other hand, I am the an excellent catch; the closest to perfection that there can be. I've even done modeling for American Eagle, http://tinyurl.com/qn5lz

Your problem probably is desperation. This is something you have to figure out for yourself. You need to act aloof. Just make it seem like you don't care, don't be clingy, don't call at exactly the time she asked you to, don't act too interested, make it seem like you are beating the women away with a stick.

Not that anyone reads my posts anyway.

Putting someone down for seeking validation, and then to call them insecure makes you a fucking asshole. Especially after you just posted a picture of yourself saying that you model in American Eagle.

Get the fuck out of here dick, because I can see that an asshole like yourself isn't the "perfect" catch either.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Putting someone down for seeking validation, and then to call them insecure makes you a fucking asshole. Especially after you just posted a picture of yourself saying that you model in American Eagle.

Get the fuck out of here dick, because I can see that an asshole like yourself isn't the "perfect" catch either.

Hahaha, finally you make a post that I agree with.

He looks like he takes it up the ass too. So he is the perfect catch... to men.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:



Now me on the other hand, I am the an excellent catch; the closest to perfection that there can be. I've even done modeling for American Eagle, http://tinyurl.com/qn5lz



NO.

I think all of that is bulshit.

Or if it is true, there is always that certain problem with someone that is a total turn off to most...Obviously you don't notice that flaw.

You might be going for girls that just arent in your league, other then that just keep looking. There is a someone for everyone, eventually you will even find that "perfect match".

Pictures as requested:

Me (http://tinyurl.com/mcx32)

Me pt2 (http://tinyurl.com/ludlz)

Me pt3 (http://tinyurl.com/mqjhj)

Me kissing ex (http://tinyurl.com/m8bo6)

Me kissing ex pt2 (http://tinyurl.com/lqp9m)

Me with ex girlfriend before one above (taken over a year ago) (http://tinyurl.com/sxxet)

Repost of "cousin kissing" video:

http://tinyurl.com/p7reu

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

You obviously aren't the perfect catch if you need to post a topic like this; asking people to affirm your claims. Seeking validation in this form or any for that matter is a major sign of insecurity.

I'm normally not insecure about these things. It's just that rejection after rejection has taken it's toll on my ego, and I have started to rethink my confidence.

I can accept the fact that maybe my desperation is showing. This would mean though that it has nothing to do with all the attributes I claim to have in the original post, and that it is very well possible that I possess them all.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

Your problem probably is desperation. This is something you have to figure out for yourself. You need to act aloof. Just make it seem like you don't care, don't be clingy, don't call at exactly the time she asked you to, don't act too interested, make it seem like you are beating the women away with a stick.

I try to do this, but it's hard for me. I just don't get why I have to change so much about myself just to get a girlfriend.

It's retarded, and one of the many reasons I hate most females.

Come to think of it, maybe it's my sexist attitude that is getting in the way.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

maybe because you're bitching about being single for a measly 8 months. 18 months here, and i haven't started bitching yet.

Sorry.

I guess I shouldn't really be complaining.

But the main purpose of this thread is that I feel as though I should be getting with alot more girls than I am already getting with. Hence the questioning of my own narcissism.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

If your looking for a relationship you have to find a girl that doesn't put out the first time you meet her, she makes you work for it, that's what you want if you want a relationship.

Actually that is another really good point. I guess I'd rather get into a relationship with someone first, and then fuck them. At least if that's what I really want.

I still can't fully decide.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Now gimme some them flows you rich bastard!

Lol. I can't remember if we talked about this last night on msn (as I was very drunk), but if we didn't, I will discuss this in minor detail next time (nothing personal, I try not to discuss this stuff with anyone).

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

What about your habits with girls?

do you get clingy quickly?

come across as desperate?

I try to play it cool, but I think I fuck it up by trying to compensate for the following reason...

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

or do you try to offer them a 'come and get it' thing?

When I do that, they rarely 'come and get it'.

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

you got turned down twice ... and you make all this drama?

Twice in one day. Dozens of times in total this year.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Aren't you the fellow who was so insecure he was posting pictures of himself in RI? And asking for opinions how to fix it?

I think you're thinking of someone else.

quote:Originally posted by playboy311:

Or if it is true, there is always that certain problem with someone that is a total turn off to most...Obviously you don't notice that flaw.

That could very well be it. I need to know what that flaw is!!

quote:Originally posted by playboy311:

You might be going for girls that just arent in your league, other then that just keep looking. There is a someone for everyone, eventually you will even find that "perfect match".

I don't really believe in leagues. I have seen too much 'league crossing' that it just doesn't make sense anymore.

Plus, the point of my thread is kinda to say that I feel as though I am in that top league.

I'm trying to figure out what makes me not a part of that league.

maybe cos you put too much emphasis on the sexual side of things.

You put a guy down earlier cos he "didnt get laid even as half as much as you"

If youre looking for sex then obviously judging by how you talk you get it alot, if however you want more than just sex then stop putting others down because they may not have sex with as many people or as much as you?

The only other thing i can think of is.....people dont like others who come on too strong, you sound liek the guy who is very enthusiastic and pats people on the back being all close n nice but secretly deep down girls dont like you like that for some reason, and the reason is you come on too strong.

I dont know....but thats all i got from what youve posted about yourself.

^Just from watching that "Kiss" video you seem very ackward, you seem ackward when you kiss, and you seem like an ackward person.

People don't like ackward, it makes them feel ackward. Which is why you don't get anywhere. I'm sorry it is a genetic birth defect. Learn to live with it.

Maybe they find it weird that ya know you kissed your cousin with no problem, just as much as totse loves incest it just isn't like that in reality...

Nahhhh....

Well, you'll figure it all out, who gives a fuck if some stupid cock teasing slut of some fucking whore cunt licking english muffin eating bitch rejects you, there's plenty more fish in the sea. Ok, i'm sort of drunk but who cares, we should chill, I got a dollar..And i'm picking up half gram of H(ero) stuff for my pokemon set thing. Good shit too.

i didn't read the responses. if someone already said this, forgive me. i have a feeling the girls that "rejected" you sensed you weren't all that interested in them.

edit - i saw the pics. it's the fact that you think you're a catch, when in reality you are just narcissistic.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-11-2006).]

NOTE: I am currently drunk, therefore exponentially narcissistic.

Just take heed to my warning before reading the following replies.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

maybe cos you put too much emphasis on the sexual side of things.

That could be true. I tend to go straight for the sex, because I guess I have it ingrained in my mind that once a girl fucks me, I have gotten her.

So far that isn't so much the case.

My first 5 fucks were one night stands, so maybe that's why.

quote:Originally posted by playboy311:

Maybe they find it weird that ya know you kissed your cousin with no problem, just as much as totse loves incest it just isn't like that in reality...

Nahhhh....



Holy shit.. how many times do I have to mention...

IT WAS STAGED. WE ARE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

People don't like ackward, it makes them feel ackward. Which is why you don't get anywhere. I'm sorry it is a genetic birth defect. Learn to live with it.

Fair enough comment I guess... I get that alot from people.

Any suggestions on how to make it easier?

I drink daily, and it kinda helps... but it would be nice if I could not be awkward when I'm sober.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Well, you'll figure it all out, who gives a fuck if some stupid cock teasing slut of some fucking whore cunt licking english muffin eating bitch rejects you, there's plenty more fish in the sea. Ok, i'm sort of drunk but who cares, we should chill, I got a dollar..And i'm picking up half gram of H(ero) stuff for my pokemon set thing. Good shit too.

Lol... I love how you hide the fact that I do drugs and commit illegal activities so well.



But yeah... about that pokemon......

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

[B]edit - i saw the pics. it's the fact that you think you're a catch, when in reality you are just narcissistic.[B]

I've seen pics of you... I fuck girls like you for breakfast.

http://tinyurl.com/gl8br

Now THIS is a catch!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

http://tinyurl.com/gl8br

Now THIS is a catch!

WTF!&gt;?!&gt;&gt;!&gt;?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I've seen pics of you... I fuck girls like you for breakfast.

Standards falling lately?

you asked. the title of your post is, "am i the perfect catch, or just really narcissistic?" i told you it's the latter, in my opinion. i could have lied, but what would be the point in giving my opinion in that case? i doubt the genuineness of your question if you only accept one answer.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Standards falling lately?

Oh man LOL. &lt;3

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

you asked. the title of your post is, "am i the perfect catch, or just really narcissistic?" i told you it's the latter, in my opinion. i could have lied, but what would be the point in giving my opinion in that case?

You essentially called me ugly. Since you are obviously only referring to the physical aspect of my narcissism.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

You essentially called me ugly. Since you are obviously only referring to the physical aspect of my narcissism.

i didn't call you ugly.

i was mostly noting the angles and expressions. i also saw the video and your demeanor, and concluded that the way you act and carry yourself ... seems simultaneously narcissistic and insecure. i think the non-physical aspects of your narcissism were evident in your response to me.

and the first part of my original post still stands.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i didn't call you ugly.

i was mostly noting the angles and expressions. i also saw the video and your demeanor, and concluded that the way you act and carry yourself ... seems simultaneously narcissistic and insecure. i think the non-physical aspects of your narcissism were evident in your response to me.

Ok yes... I definitely think quite highly of myself. I will admit to that. (especially when I'm drunk, IE: right now).

Your original comment seemed to be aimed directly at my physical ego.

I guess it's only fair, since I made a thread asking if I'm narcissistic or actually justified in thinking I'm perfect in everyway. I should expect even more negative comments if anything...

And by the way, I wasn't calling you ugly, in case you assumed that. I was just making myself out to be that much of a pimp.

The amount of offense you took to that comment is I guess directly related to how you view yourself.

What I don't understand though... is how I can come off as narcissistic and insecure at the same time...

Unless I'm 100% narcissistic.

Yeah I'm probably starting to not make sense... I'm drunk. Sorry.

I'll be back to this thread in a few hours most likely.

People often assume that narcissistism is simply over-compensation for insecurity.

Edit: It is usually a safe assumption.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 09-11-2006).]

You drink everyday? Damn, if I was a girl you would already be considered a loser, and you wouldn't be good enough to smell my shit.

Stop drinking, stop acting like a fag, and stop thinking you are hot shit.

That is my quick fix to your problem.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

People often assume that narcissistism is simply over-compensation for insecurity.

I certainly assume that.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I've seen pics of you... I fuck girls like you for breakfast.

Where do you eat breakfast?

It might be worth a drive to Surrey.

Where are the pics of Lauren? I've been wondering what this chick looks like for a few months now. I mean, she sounds hot.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Pictures as requested:

Me (http://tinyurl.com/mcx32)

Me pt2 (http://tinyurl.com/ludlz)

Me pt3 (http://tinyurl.com/mqjhj)

Me kissing ex (http://tinyurl.com/m8bo6)

Me kissing ex pt2 (http://tinyurl.com/lqp9m)

Me with ex girlfriend before one above (taken over a year ago) (http://tinyurl.com/sxxet)

Repost of "cousin kissing" video:

http://tinyurl.com/p7reu

I try to do this, but it's hard for me. I just don't get why I have to change so much about myself just to get a girlfriend.

It's retarded, and one of the many reasons I hate most females.

Come to think of it, maybe it's my sexist attitude that is getting in the way.

dont know why you think you are good looking you look like mr. potato head

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Where do you eat breakfast?

It might be worth a drive to Surrey.



I'm not hot, whoever is wondering. It's a myth.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

It's a myth.

Myths are based in reality.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Myths are based in reality.

I would get into a discussion on the nature of reality, but I'll leave it at this: I appreciate your opinion, in this and all matters.

No you're just a tiny little boy who wants to act confident.

ON AN INTERNET FORUM.

Go outside you fag.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

I would get into a discussion on the nature of reality

I understand.

Gadzooks just looks like he's trying to be a clown. Yeah, people like to be entertained, and you relish the attention , but I don't think a girl wants to get serious with a clown. Alcohol is def the sole reason you've gotten your dick wet thus far. You'll get serious though, I mean you're what, 20?

Gadzooks you look really awkward when you're kissing the girl. Even the other people in the background are commenting on it. You're average looking, so I'm sure you'd be doing better if you'd learn to come off as more secure of yourself. Confidence is the key.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

People often assume that narcissistism is simply over-compensation for insecurity.

That's certainly true, although it's not the only cause.

A good rule of thumb for spotting the insecure ones is that they have no sense of humor about it.

No offense but you're pretty average in the looks department, at least not what I'd consider hot.

Maybe stop sleeping around? A turn off for a lot of chicks is hearing that the guy gets around and plays a lot of girls.

Who the FUCK goes to a graveyard at night? Not only is that totally fucking terrifying, its disrespectful to the dead.

Confidence restored!!

I ended up high on E (long story) at the McDonald's I used to work at years ago, and as soon as I walked in, this girl that just started working there when I left recognized me. She greeted me enthusiastically, even remembered my name!! (after 2 years, and we worked together for only a few weeks).

Then anyway, I asked her for her number within a few minutes of talking to her, and she gave it to me pretty enthusiastically.

Then she came over to sit with me and my friend during her break. She was being really flirty and when I told her we would get together sometime later that week, she seemed really into it.

Only problem is I lost her number, but I could always go back and get it.

Let's see where this goes...

(Oh, and I got rejected twice last night, but they were both perfect 10's, one of them was a model, and as she was getting on the bus, I said "So, is there a way we could further this conversation at another time?".

Then she flashed a wedding ring, and said "I'm married".

Damn. Lol.)

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

dont know why you think you are good looking you look like mr. potato head

lol post ur pix plz

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

No offense but you're pretty average in the looks department, at least not what I'd consider hot.

I'm not trying to say I'm the hottest thing around, by any means. I am just saying that I am the perfect all around package. The best of all worlds, but not to point of perfection in each.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Maybe stop sleeping around? A turn off for a lot of chicks is hearing that the guy gets around and plays a lot of girls.

How are they supposed to know though? Not that I would cheat or anything... but if I'm single, and I hit it off with an attractive girl at a club or party, I'm not gonna turn down a chance for free sex.

ALl protected and whatnot.

Besides, if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't have to do random hookups.

Fleshight is in the mail.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Who the FUCK goes to a graveyard at night? Not only is that totally fucking terrifying, its disrespectful to the dead.

I know! The three of them seemed so into it. I was the only one who really didn't want to go, but I was outnumbered.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You drink everyday? Damn, if I was a girl you would already be considered a loser, and you wouldn't be good enough to smell my shit.

Do you think I care what you think? You seem to be pretty unpopular around these parts, and this is a fucking internet forum.

I could only imagine how bad it must be for you in real life.

You have my sympathy.

^You don't care what I think? Ironic considering you asked me for advice you dumb bitch.

You are not the perfect all around package, if you were, you wouldn't be making this thread underlined with tons of issues concerning yourself.

Basically you are insecure, you are ackward, you are a moron, you aren't a 10, you can't get 10's because you think you are a 10, and you have no humor.

You remind me of the ass' that would just say random bullshit in class trying to be funny, except everyone secretly hated them. That is you.

Please fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^You don't care what I think? Ironic considering you asked me for advice you dumb bitch.

Yeah, and then you went and threw in some unnecessarily degrading comments instead of constructive criticism.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You are not the perfect all around package, if you were, you wouldn't be making this thread underlined with tons of issues concerning yourself.

I'm pretty sure that everyone, even the most perfect of people, has their down times when they question their own perfection.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Basically you are insecure, you are ackward, you are a moron, you aren't a 10, you can't get 10's because you think you are a 10, and you have no humor.

It's pretty obvious that I have the ability to get with girls to at least some extent. There are even pictures as proof.

Saying I have no humor? You don't even know me in real life. All your assumptions are based on a textual impression of me.

I think you need to fuck off, and take your negativity with you.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Self-pwnt.

The proper term is "Total badass", not "Super nice guy". Good call!

You know what is really sexy? A guy who knows how to use his hands...Not just in the bedroom. My husband touches me all of the time, like when we're waiting in line or shopping or just sitting together and it turns me ON. He'll just lightly touch the back of my neck, or my hair or my arm and it just...just makes me want him right there. I'm turned on right now just THINKING about it!

^What does that have to do with anything?

No one is perfect, so you thinking you are perfect puts you even farther away from perfect, you think Jesus told himself everyday, "God damn I'm a handsom well skilled and humble person, I'm a perfect catch."

No he didn't, so shut the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

You know what is really sexy? A guy who knows how to use his hands...Not just in the bedroom. My husband touches me all of the time, like when we're waiting in line or shopping or just sitting together and it turns me ON. He'll just lightly touch the back of my neck, or my hair or my arm and it just...just makes me want him right there. I'm turned on right now just THINKING about it!

Your a nympho, arent you. •_•

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^What does that have to do with anything?

No one is perfect, so you thinking you are perfect puts you even farther away from perfect, you think Jesus told himself everyday, "God damn I'm a handsom well skilled and humble person, I'm a perfect catch."

No he didn't, so shut the fuck up.

How do you know that I'm not justified in my self-image of perfection?

Prove to me that I am anything less than perfect plz.

Oh, and Jesus ain't got nuthin' on me.

^You are complaining that no girl wants to stay with you, that means there is something about you that girls DON'T LIKE!

That means you aren't perfect you asshole. That is probably the reason you can't keep a girl, and they all turn away from you, because you're a dipshit who thinks he is god's gift to women.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, point proven bitch.

Maybe I'm actually too good for them, and my confident aura overwhelms them so much that it repels them.

Just some food for thought.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I really liked you as a poster gadzooks, up until this third page, you are acting like a bit of a cunt.

Your alright normally, maybe thats what girls dont like, if your drunk all the time and talking yourself up, you probably wouldnt be great boyfriend.

quote:Originally posted by unevenmartian:

I really liked you as a poster gadzooks, up until this third page, you are acting like a bit of a cunt.

Your alright normally, maybe thats what girls dont like, if your drunk all the time and talking yourself up, you probably wouldnt be great boyfriend.

I guess one flaw I have to admit to is that I can come off as condescending even when I don't mean to be.

Maybe there's something wrong with my delivery, but alot of times people are unable to tell when I'm joking or not.

In fact, sometimes I can't even tell if I'm fully kidding or not.

I hope I don't lose a fan.

I &lt;3 all of you (well, almost all of you).

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^What does that have to do with anything?

No one is perfect, so you thinking you are perfect puts you even farther away from perfect, you think Jesus told himself everyday, "God damn I'm a handsom well skilled and humble person, I'm a perfect catch."

No he didn't, so shut the fuck up.

I was trying to give him ideas on how to make women like him better.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I was trying to give him ideas on how to make women like him better.

I think he was referring to my post.

By the way, I have taken note of your suggestion, and will gladly accept any further recommendations.

^No I wasn't referring to your post, and you should of known I wasn't, because you are an idiot and everything you say is wrong.

So you are condescending, and asshole, ackward, maybe a 5 on any girl's hotness meter, and you have a small dick.

And you are wondering why girls DON'T want to be with you? What do you do again? Work at 7/11?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

you are an idiot and everything you say is wrong.

lol, k.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

So you are condescending, and asshole, ackward, maybe a 5 on any girl's hotness meter, and you have a small dick.

Small dick? Where the hell did that come from? Now you're just pulling "facts" out of your ass.

I think that insulting another person's genitalia size is a major sign of insecurity. So you have no right in judging my (as you perceive it) "insecurity".

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

And you are wondering why girls DON'T want to be with you?

I'm not wondering why girls don't want to be with me... I'm wondering why every girl doesn't want to be with me.

Huge difference.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

What do you do again? Work at 7/11?

I WORK AT UR MOM LOLOLOLOL!!!

^I told you why no girl wants to be with you, and then I second that statement by making an assumption that the only reason you overly compensate about being a great catch is so that hopefully the girl will ignore your micro penis.

I have insecurities? Do you see any threads by the poster CarbonB that read "Hi, I'm a faggot and no one likes me, can you tell me why?". No I don't, because I'm not a little whiney bitch like yourself.

So shut the fuck up already, girls don't like you because you are an ackward and insulting dickhead. Learn to change and you mind find a mentally handicapped girl who will play with your tiny dick/balls.

Woah there. Gear down big rig.

I'm not complaining about getting no play, I'm complaining about not getting enough.

You are the one with blatant insecurity issues. The majority of your posts are flames. Not to mention, you just bring the penis size factor in out of nowhere. What the hell?

Check out this site: http://www.penisresources.info/

They have some good info that might help you out.

I don't overcompensate for anything. I don't need to overcompensate. Overcompensating is for imperfect people, such as your self, as opposed to perfect people, such as my self.

Just continue to bask in the glorious rays of perfection that I cast upon thee.

Maybe some of them will rub off on you.

Zooks made a believer out of me. Throw a nigga some digits.

But seriously, so what if this guy thinks he's the shit.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Zooks made a believer out of me. Throw a nigga some digits.

But seriously, so what if this guy thinks he's the shit.

Lol.

Yeah carbonB doesn't seem to take jokes very well.

Not that I don't still think I'm the shit, but for fucks sake is anyone really that arrogant, like I was being in the latter posts?

The majority of women are shit, 'Zooks. When you live life out of the box it takes a while to find a partner that you click with. But when you do, it's worth it.

Keep it real!

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



The majority of women are shit, 'Zooks. When you live life out of the box it takes a while to find a partner that you click with. But when you do, it's worth it.

Keep it real!

So very true.

I guess I just made this thread out of temporary confusion, caused by several consecutive rejections in a short period of time.

Until I meet a girl worth devoting my time to, I'm still having a good time. Unlike poor ol' trousersnake and his mindset of self-pity.

I have faith that it'll happen.

my my my my my, how long this tiny insignificant thread has gotten.

Anyways, enough with the banter. Im here to say what i think whether you like it or not is completely up to you, and whether or not you read it again is your perogotive, but anyways.

First off, Gad, you do seem to have somewhat of a narcissitic steak in you. Its fine, we all do, just some people are more in tune with it than others, like yourself, and although that is no bad thing in itself, it can lead to people not quite getting you/know you/liking you in the ways you may think they should.

Secondly, if your soo confident youre a good catach then stop fucking worrying about it! for gods sake, you remind me of someone in my first year of uni. He was as arrogant you pretended to be in your later posts, and was completely nable to see anyone elses view as being correct and why women werent all charging at him. When he finally got someone, he didnt have a fucking clue what to do, so put your lonesomeness in perspective, its a good thing, it builds character with most people, and makes you a wiser person, or so i believe.

The only other thing i can say is to all the flamers in this post. QUIT IT! sure he Gad can come across as an arrogant, narcissitic, deluded, over-confident,smarmy piece of shit (no offence, its just your OP does have that type of feeling about it) doiesnt mean hes like that all the time or most of the time. He was expressing his problems in a way which put it all on how he viewed himself. Now if only everyone had such a good self image then there would belessproblems in the world.

^^ Woah. Thanks!

When I first started reading that, I was expecting it to be a harsh flame or something.

Meh no probs, i say it how it is, which normally lands me in trouble when at work/in lectures/tutorials, actually most of time, i really should learn to keep my mouth shut sometimes, oh well

For you to sit here and tell me I am insecure, when I am posting in your wet pussy thread, I think it makes you look like an ass.

You aren't perfect, the penis joke wasn't random, you are hypocritical by telling me to learn to take a joke, yet you give me a reference to your bookmarked page penisresources.

How about you keep on doing what you're doing, because it's been working SO wonderfully for you. (YEA RIGHT BITCH!)

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How about you keep on doing what you're doing, because it's been working SO wonderfully for you. (YEA RIGHT BITCH!)

Actually it has been... Like I said a bazillion times already...

I can get girls, with minimal effort.

I just don't understand why they aren't all flocking to me in packs.

Therefore, I began questioning my own self-image.

^You are a dipshit, it's obvious that you frequently check this thread because you are extremely worried about someone will say to you.

Yes, I am sure you get girls easily, except after they either kiss you/fuck you they realize you are ackward, and lousy in bed and then run away.

You are now rearranging what you originally posted, by all means keep lying to yourself.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^You are a dipshit, it's obvious that you frequently check this thread because you are extremely worried about someone will say to you.

Boredom/Insomnia.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Yes, I am sure you get girls easily, except after they either kiss you/fuck you they realize you are ackward, and lousy in bed and then run away.

In some instances, it will take them several months at least.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You are now rearranging what you originally posted, by all means keep lying to yourself.

Lying to myself? About what? All the qualities I originally claimed to possess still hold true in my own mind, and that's all that matters.

If I tell myself I'm a fucking 6,040 year old shape-shifting wizard from Pluto, it doesn't make a difference, now does it?

I feel that I am confident, secure, attractive, friendly, and in my opinion, a true catch. Therefore I am all of those things. Nothing you do or say can change that.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^You are a dipshit, it's obvious that you frequently check this thread because you are extremely worried about someone will say to you.

Structure of the sentence is illogical: "you are extremely worried about someone will say".

Meaning of the sentence is illogical: provide justification for why it is obvious, rather than any other motive. I might as well say it is obvious you are checking the thread at least as much because you have a homosexual infatuation with gadzooks and can't wait to see his response to your comments, which is as obvious as the reason why you keep baiting him in the hope of producing a passionate reaction from your beloved.

quote:Yes, I am sure you get girls easily, except after they either kiss you/fuck you they realize you are ackward, and lousy in bed and then run away.

ackward

ack... ward

ack! word!

quote:You are now rearranging what you originally posted, by all means keep lying to yourself.

You assume great insight into the mind of gadzooks when you declare that he is, in fact, lying to himself.

You'll recall that recently I leveled a similar charge against you, when I questioned your self-honesty in relation to your apparent attitude on totse.

Here are two things you said in response to that:

quote:As for someone being dishonest, I am not a dishonest person, and if you think I am lying to myself about the respect I get then you are now wrong

quote:I also know that it is hard for you to believe that I do this for entertainment purposes.

Now explain to me exactly why gadzooks cannot claim precisely the same thing in response to your accusations.

In regards to your first comment, insert the word "what" making it "you are extremely worried about what someone will say".

It was early in the morning, and typing what I am thinking and typing it are kind of hard, even though I do type fast, I don't type as fast as my thought process.

As to your second comment, awkward, are you happy now? I would of hoped you would of came at me with something a little more than the petty arguement of the spelling of a word.

Now as to your third remarks, you told me that I get no respect. I told you I did. I wasn't lying to myself, because I do get respect. Maybe not on totse, but if you knew me in real life and knew the people around me, I get lots of respect.

I told gadzooks he was lying to himself about the quality of traits he seems to think he owns, when in fact if he did have all the traits that he claims he has. Which he doesn't, since we've seen pictures and video, it is within my rights to say he is lying to himself. Especially when he makes a thread questioning his ability with women.

That is the reason he cannot claim what I claimed. Two completely different scenarios, but I guess that doesn't stop you from taking it out of context.

Thread is too long/didn't read.

But I do know you (creepy huh? Well I don't know you, but I remember a few posts. I remember you asking us if you looked gay, for instance), and you are narcissistic.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Now as to your third remarks, you told me that I get no respect. I told you I did. I wasn't lying to myself, because I do get respect. Maybe not on totse, but if you knew me in real life and knew the people around me, I get lots of respect.

You keep telling yourself that...

Seriously though, I cannot refute your claims to real-life popularity, just like you can't refute mine. Nor can you refute my penis size or any attribute of my personality, like you've been doing.

Since you're doing it, I might as well join in the fictional fun...

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVE A 0.0001 INCH PENIS!!! LLOOOLOLOL!



quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I told gadzooks he was lying to himself about the quality of traits he seems to think he owns, when in fact if he did have all the traits that he claims he has. Which he doesn't, since we've seen pictures and video, it is within my rights to say he is lying to himself.

I claimed to be attractive, funny, confident (at times), nice, financially secure, sponaneous, intelligent.

5 pictures and a 30 second video gave you enough information about me to make such an in-depth analysis of my personality?

Wow. Now that is a fucking talent even I am in awe of.

The only thing you can actually properly gauge from the pics and videos is my attractiveness, which, as we all know, is relative.

I didn't realize you were the ultimate source of judgement on physical appearance. Fuck what all the girls who have found me attractive thought, they must be blind or retarded, since CarbonB tells me I am in fact not attractive.

You have no basis for your claims other than your own assumptions.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Especially when he makes a thread questioning his ability with women.

You don't seem to understand the whole point of this thread. I am successful with women. I am just trying to figure out why I am not even more successful with women.

I have my own self-image of perfection for some reason, and so I am wondering why I ever get rejected. I want to see where my flaws are, and the only valid one you'd pointed out is that I may be awkward.

That's it.

All the other traits that I have claimed to have and that you have tried to deny me are things that can't be proven in a 30 second video or several pictures or even a bunch of text I've written.

You just want to bring me down because I'm having such a good time up on this high horse and I think you're jealous of my self-confidence.

quote:Originally posted by Ziv423:

Well I don't know you, but I remember a few posts. I remember you asking us if you looked gay, for instance)

And forgot to mention, I thought you did.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

You don't seem to understand the whole point of this thread. I am successful with women. I am just trying to figure out why I am not even more successful with women.



Why does the sun come up? Are the stars just pinholes in the black curtain of night?



[This message has been edited by Xiao Mei (edited 09-14-2006).]

I'm not defending Carbon, but that flame attempt was so lame I had to say something to FullCircle.

Knocking someone over grammar and spelling is about as stupid as one can get. Everyone makes typos and are laxidasical about grammer on the internet; no one here is handing in a mid-term paper. We come here to chill the fuck out, talk, flame some people because we find it funny, and not deal with real life for a few hours.

The fact that you felt such a need to back Zooks, and you were so desperate for material that you had to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull up grammatical errors, makes it obvious that in fact it is you who loves Gadzooks. You wanna lay pipe in Gadzooks' ass so bad you're getting Firekitty's dick hard...and probably making Zooks uncomfortable.



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My quote was from "Highlander."

quote:Originally posted by Ziv423:

And forgot to mention, I thought you did.

It's all good. I get it alot. It does no damage to my ego whatsoever.

Appearing to be gay doesn't seem to affect my ability to attract chicks.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Why does the sun come up? Are the stars just pinholes in the black curtain of night?



quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

The fact that you felt such a need to back Zooks, and you were so desperate for material that you had to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull up grammatical errors, makes it obvious that in fact it is you who loves Gadzooks. You wanna lay pipe in Gadzooks' ass so bad you're getting Firekitty's dick hard...and probably making Zooks uncomfortable.

It's CarbonB... He could have written novels on the faults of CarbonB. He just chose to go for grammar and spelling this time, as well as logical errors and whatnot. Not just spelling and grammar.

Besides, fullcircle & I will flame for whatever the hell reason we feel like.

Especially if it's CarbonB. I mean, look at what he's flaming me for. Random shit he's pulling out of his ass with no proof to backup his claims.

I have a small penis!? How would he know this?

Unless his mom's been telling him secrets about me.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

[I keep meeting girls that show interest at first, but then they dissappear.

From this we can deduce: There's probably nothing wrong with the way you look. It's your personality that turns them off.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

From this we can deduce: There's probably nothing wrong with the way you look. It's your personality that turns them off.

Yeah... well what aspect of my personality to be exact? I see nothing wrong with my personality. That's the issue here.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Yeah... well what aspect of my personality to be exact? I see nothing wrong with my personality. That's the issue here.

Well, we can't observe you in action over a message board so kinda makes it difficult to pin-point your debilitating personality flaw. I seem to remember you calling women chimpanzees yesterday - take a wild guess - what's wrong with you! Maybe your breath stinks!

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Well, we can't observe you in action over a message board so kinda makes it difficult to pin-point your debilitating personality flaw. I seem to remember you calling women chimpanzees yesterday - take a wild guess - what's wrong with you! Maybe your breath stinks!

Well it appears that your personality flaw is a lack of a sense of humor.

Also, a lack of understanding of human behavior. We aren't much different from chimpanzees when it comes to our mating process. We have primal instincts that we adhere to for the most part. Some deviation may occur, but we are all animals afterall, just slightly more advanced.

Not that different to chimps? You need serious fucking help!!!

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Not that different to chimps? You need serious fucking help!!!

WHEN IT COMES TO THE MATING PROCESS!

We are driven mainly by our primal instincts, not by logic, when it comes to choosing who we fuck.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

WHEN IT COMES TO THE MATING PROCESS!

We are driven mainly by our primal instincts, not by logic, when it comes to choosing who we fuck.

Let me tell you about Chimpanzees. They live in large groups and the males are larger than the females. With lots of males around, a female has an incentive to mate with as many of them as possible so that a male can never be sure that an infant is not his and hence will not kill the infant to make its mother available to bear his own offspring.

Chimp females are indiscriminately promiscuous.

Humans don't behave like chimps.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Chimp females are indiscriminately promiscuous.

Humans don't behave like chimps.

Ok, then maybe chimps are a bad example.

I didn't mean to say that we behave exactly like chimpanzees. I meant to say that we aren't much different from any animal when it comes to the way we choose who we will have sex with.

Every species has it's own mating process, and humans are no different.

^Maybe you're just a dipshit. You seem to keep bringing up my reference to your dick, that I made one fucking time. It seems you have managed to bring that shit up in every post you do, is it true or what? Why the fuck do you care, it is a vague and universal joke, and I don't need concrete evidence to tell you your dick is small.

You say you are perfect, so why the fuck are you asking for advice? A perfect person wouldn't need advice from unperfect people. Your personality sucks, I told you why, stop bitching now.

It's all over, you are still a little bitch, just move on with your life, you'll get over it. I promise.

Does your name stand for Carbon Copy?

Because you just keep saying the same thing over and over.

Let's settle this... You think I have a shitty personality because of what you've witnessed in a 30 second video. Fine. I accept your (baseless) opinion.

Now can we move on?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

How do you know that I'm not justified in my self-image of perfection?

Prove to me that I am anything less than perfect plz.



quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I guess one flaw I have to admit to is that I can come off as condescending even when I don't mean to be.

If you have flaws, you're not perfect. Simple as that.

For some reason, you now remind me of the song "Princess Superstar - Perfect"

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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Knocking someone over grammar and spelling is about as stupid as one can get. Everyone makes typos and are laxidasical about grammer on the internet

"lackadaisical"

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Let me tell you about Chimpanzees. They live in large groups and the males are larger than the females. With lots of males around, a female has an incentive to mate with as many of them as possible so that a male can never be sure that an infant is not his and hence will not kill the infant to make its mother available to bear his own offspring.

Chimp females are indiscriminately promiscuous.

Humans don't behave like chimps.

That's arguable.

Let me tell you about chimpanzee... testicles.

Chimpanzees have bowling balls for nuts. It's an evolutionary consequence of female promiscuity, for a chimpanzee to pass on his genes sucessfully he has to ejaculate gallons of lovejuice.

Compare them with gorillas. Gorillas have tiny nuts. That's because they are fiercely dominant over their females, so they don't have to worry about sexual competition, so gradually they evolved to have small nuts and wangs.

But humans have pretty damn big nuts. Not as big as chimpanzees, but we're near the top of the ranking table. We also have by far the biggest penises.

This all goes to suggest that for a large part of our historical evolution, females were quite polygamous. Much like the chimpanzees. We've been gradually adapting away from that, but it's been the pattern for most of our recent history.

Here's more scientific detail, to prove I'm not making this up:

www.ulm.edu/~palmer/SpermWars.htm (http://www.ulm.edu/~palmer/SpermWars.htm)

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Does your name stand for Carbon Copy?

Because you just keep saying the same thing over and over.

Let's settle this... You think I have a shitty personality because of what you've witnessed in a 30 second video. Fine. I accept your (baseless) opinion.

Now can we move on?

Yes, you're a fucking genius, the only person to figure out that the B tagged onto the end of my name stands for Copy...because people like to abbreviate with different letters....

How can you say my opinion of your personality is baseless when there are 150 posts in this thread, and half of them are your dumbass talking about yourself. That is pretty hard to dismiss, along with an awkward ass video of you trying to kiss a girl, and failing at it.

So yes, we can move on, and hopefully to a better place where your dumbass doesn't reside.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

"lackadaisical"

You motherfucker...

I hate to re-comment on this. I just had some more thoughts come to the forefront that I thought I'd share. I'll try to refrain from puking at the narcissism in this thread as I explain myself.

In this thread, you have established the premise that you are, in fact, an excellent package. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. It's all subjective anyway. You say you're good looking, intelligent, funny, confident, etc. : everything any girl would want. (I'll refrain from challenging that in this post, or stating how I perceive you.) If this is true, which you know it is, it logically follows that every single girl you meet (or at least the majority) should be head over heels for you, right? It's confounding you that this isn't the case, since you believe you have all the assets.

Now I will SHOCK you with this groundbreaking idea. Get ready. A does not imly B; A does not guarantee B. A might even be independent of B.

In reality, it is difficult to pin down "the total package." It's true that there are certain male figures that it seems almost everyone wants. (Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp for some reason, George Clooney, etc.) In truth, though, the girls that supposedly want them have not actually met them, so those examples don't hold much credibility in this discussion.

All people differ, therefore all women differ. As a result, the likes and needs of women differ too. My idea of "the total package," while it might sound similar in writing to say, Demoiselle's or firekitty's, probably occupies a very different image in my head than theirs.

Conclusion: it is silly to think that if one attains or nears a certain ideal, that all the ladies will come running, because the reality is that every single woman has a different image of the perfect guy, and there is no one version that covers all of them.

Be content in the knowledge that you are often looked at desirably in the eyes of women. (Again, refer back to assumption A.) Do not, however, be so arrogant as to think that you will ever be able to pull every girl you want.

^ lawl gadzuks i tink she lyks u hi5

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

^ lawl gadzuks i tink she lyks u hi5

baha...haha..hahaha.

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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

*blush* giggle *blush*

Good thing I had a tab open on the thread before she edited. See gadzooks? Scientific evidence that all women are scandalous lying chimpanzees.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How can you say my opinion of your personality is baseless when there are 150 posts in this thread, and half of them are your dumbass talking about yourself.

Right... because the topic of this thread is exactly congruent with my life. All I talk about in real life is how awesome I am...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

That is pretty hard to dismiss, along with an awkward ass video of you trying to kiss a girl, and failing at it.

THE BITCH WANTED TO KISS ME. ARE YOU RETARDED?

Maybe you'd have to be there.

It took convincing for ME to kiss HER, believe it or not. That's why they had time to get out a freakin video camera.

Notice how I cut her off at the end?

Unless you mean to say that I suck at kissing? You try kissing someone who kisses like a fucking squid!

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

Conclusion: it is silly to think that if one attains or nears a certain ideal, that all the ladies will come running, because the reality is that every single woman has a different image of the perfect guy, and there is no one version that covers all of them.

Yeah but you said that there are certain men, mainly celebrities, that are at the top of nearly everyone's scale of perfection.

That's all I want. Celebrity status (or equivalent) is good enough for me.

I'm not looking to be worshipped...

*Remembers making a thread in Bad Ideas about starting a cult... starts getting ideas...*

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

Do not, however, be so arrogant as to think that you will ever be able to pull every girl you want.

According to many very reliable sources, such as Will Smith's character in the movie Hitch, a certain totse poster, and some guy on a seduction forum, it is possible for any guy to get any girl.

With the right words and actions, combined with my already naturally attractive attributes, I could be indestructible...

Jessica Biel here I come!!!

(Or Eva Longoria, whichever one I meet first).



quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

^ lawl gadzuks i tink she lyks u hi5

She wants my cock. It's pretty obvious.

hi5!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Good thing I had a tab open on the thread before she edited. See gadzooks? Scientific evidence that all women are scandalous lying chimpanzees.

True that.

Trying to deny their primative heritage... When will they ever learn?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

When will they ever learn?

LOL

They'll figure out how to drive a car sooner

So how does someone kiss like a squid?:P

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

They'll figure out how to drive a car sooner

I really don't feel like waiting that long.

I'll just accept their views instead.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

So how does someone kiss like a squid?:P

When they suck on your face like they're trying to swallow you hole.

That's gross. Why did you kiss her if she kisses like that?

I hate people who are bad kissers.

Luckily I will never, ever fall prey to their bad kissing AGAIN.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

TI hate people who are bad kissers.

Me too.

Good kisser = good in bed

Bad kisser = bad in bed

That's been so reliable for me I consider it a law of the universe

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Why did you kiss her if she kisses like that?

There's alot of background story to that video.

People only see the 30 seconds and then make a plethora of assumptions.

I didn't want to kiss her. They pretty much made me.

I'll admit, I'm a bit of a slut. I am easily persuaded into sexual (or near sexual) acts, especially when drunk.

I cut her off though when my face started getting all wet.

gadzooks, I'm surprised that the narcissism hasn't been beaten or stabbed or shot out of you.

I mean, I know where you live. Someone with that level of self-absorption does not last in that environment. Therefore, I'll appreciate your wit.

Edit: If you join the HA boys in Surrey, you'll get all the girls and be around tons of people that share your narcissistic beliefs. But somehow I don't see that happenning.

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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

gadzooks, I'm surprised that the narcissism hasn't been beaten or stabbed or shot out of you.

I mean, I know where you live. Someone with that level of self-absorption does not last in that environment. Therefore, I'll appreciate your wit.

Haha.

Yeah I'm not exactly like this in real life.

I mean... I am confident, but not cocky without a humorous tone. I make light of my narcissism. I actually don't really care what people think of me.

I'm just lashing out on the ones who are choosing to really bring me down. Especially with ridiculous remarks and baseless assumptions (IE: CarbonB).

quote:

I'm not going to try and outdo totse in this department, as obviously the average level of intelligence on here is alot higher than in everyday life.



Awww. Now that's just proof. You should add "humble sweetie to that list"

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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

gadzooks, I'm surprised that the narcissism hasn't been beaten or stabbed or shot out of you.

I mean, I know where you live. Someone with that level of self-absorption does not last in that environment. Therefore, I'll appreciate your wit.

Edit: If you join the HA boys in Surrey, you'll get all the girls and be around tons of people that share your narcissistic beliefs. But somehow I don't see that happenning.



Where does he live?

Baseless assumptions? Like your comment in another thread that I was a virgin because I compared guys and girls interactions in social situations to be similiar?

You are the dumbass sir, you aren't going to obtain celebrity status without being a celebrity you fucking moron. God, when will you shut the fuck up?

Convince you to kiss her? Yea, okay buddy.

ME, ME, ME! Enough already!!

What's the point of you even existing, you're so self-absorbed...

Women run away from you for a good reason.

Damn straight.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

not cocky without a humorous tone

See I'm honestly baffled by the fact that pretty much everyone in the thread doesn't grasp this.

Cocky + having a sense of humor about it = fun

It's also hands down, guaranteed, no question, the absolute best attitude to have when you're hitting on a girl.

But seriously, being cocky AND TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY - that's as irritating as it gets.

The difference between the first kind of cocky and the second kind of cocky is that the latter type nearly ALWAYS is motivated by a lack of confidence. Which is the polar opposite of the first type.

When it's just fucking around, it's a great way to be.

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 09-15-2006).]

As a point of reference, here is an example of someone who is cocky but takes himself seriously to a comical degree -

www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/023345.html (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/023345.html)

Unfortunately for him, the humor in his attitude is unintentional.

At least he's not a dickhead though.

Christ... cocky + taking themself seriously + dickhead = justifiable homicide in ANY court on the face of the planet. That would be an official calculation if I was supreme dictator.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

See I'm honestly baffled by the fact that pretty much everyone in the thread doesn't grasp this.

Cocky + having a sense of humor about it = fun

It's also hands down, guaranteed, no question, the absolute best attitude to have when you're hitting on a girl.

But seriously, being cocky AND TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY - that's as irritating as it gets.

The difference between the first kind of cocky and the second kind of cocky is that the latter type nearly ALWAYS is motivated by a lack of confidence. Which is the polar opposite of the first type.

When it's just fucking around, it's a great way to be.



People call me cocky when I'm confident and because I am more relaxed than they are. They see it as cockiness. Confident people get along with me. Humour is actually a way of asserting dominance over each other. Like a form of aggression and we all know how it feels to be laughed at - like being attacked almost.

e.g. When a joke is bady received (stony silence) that person is asserting their dominance.

So, maybe we're all just insecure bastards

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Humour is actually a way of asserting dominance over each other.

Yeah that's something I find very interesting.

For instance I'm a picky, picky, picky motherfucker about standup comedians. Basically I hate 95% of them.

But I can't help it, I've been ruined by Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, George Carlin, one or two other American standups, and a handful of Irish ones.

Basically standups that are actually fucking artists in the medium of humor.

The other 95% are what Bill Hicks called "jokeblowers", that's all they are.

But what's weird is that about half of the time I listen to a mediocre standup, I notice dozens of "jokes" that actually contain no humor whatsoever, just very thinly disguised agression.

You know what I mean? Sometimes the agression is even so blatant that I wonder why the fuck people are laughing. What the fuck? I don't understand that at all. The people who laugh, if you talk to them after the show, will tell you they GENUINELY thought the guy was hilarious.

Seriously, that shit is weird.

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quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Humour is actually a way of asserting dominance over each other. Like a form of aggression and we all know how it feels to be laughed at - like being attacked almost.

The nonsense in that is quite laughable, but I'm left wondering if that is simply my point of view.

http://tinyurl.com/edrpo

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The nonsense in that is quite laughable, but I'm left wondering if that is simply my point of view.

I've become really aware of the two kinds of humor.

They both appear almost identical when you aren't really paying attention.

But one is an open celebration of happiness, while the other is a disguised form of aggression.

The latter is hideously ugly when you tune into it.

Interesting point guys, I never recognised it that way, but I think I see where you're coming from. Can you think of any specific examples you've noticed from the comics you've seen?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I've become really aware of the two kinds of humor.

I'm forced to agree, it reflects ones intent. A variety of approaches to humor can be used for a number of purposes. These purposes can be mean-spirited and hurtful.

Fullcircle, I totally get where your coming from, alot of stand-up comedy is reliant on slapstick, insults, and the humour is often sadistic in nature. Which is probably why it doesn't appeal to you. You reach a certain level of intelligence where it's impossible to find that stuff funny. But, drinking heavily before watching the puerile stand-up comedian usually helps me. It's like how in the classroom small children laugh hysterically when one one of the kids falls over and hurts himself. That's the sadism in humour.

Humour is also a valuable weapon used to humiliate your opponent. Especially idiots who need to be taken down a notch or two...

Real comedians can get away with agression, because they're entertaining in their delivery. For example, the king of this would be Sam Kinison, maybe Eddie Murphy back around "Delerious", definitely Bill Hicks

But it takes serious skill and talent to actually be FUNNY, not fake jokey whatever the fuck they do "funny", at the same time as being agressive.

Here are examples of douchebags who could only manage the agression, and pathetically painted it over with a thin layer of fake funniness: the king is unquestionably Andrew Dice Clay, I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

To a lesser extent, I've always thought it's the basis of Whoopie Goldberg's humor for example. I really don't find her funny, I find her quite angry.

I FUCKING HATE Dennis Leary's standup, although that's mainly because I idolise Bill Hicks and if you read Hick's biography you'll never laugh at Dennis Leary again - he shamelessly plagiarised Bill Hicks, just disgusting. But he's also kind of like that too, relies more on being agressive than being genuinely funny.

It's a lot easier to MAKE yourself be angry than it is funny, that's why the shittier a comedian is the more likely he is to rely on it. Hey, people respond.

Yeah, yeah, Dennis Leary's entire act is based on RANTING! I haven't found him funny since I was about 13 years old - LONG time ago! He's completely artless.

Oh yeah, I get what you're saying now. Carlin does alot of angry ranting too, but he pulls it off great.

Sienfeld though does virtually none of this, and he's funny as hell. Just his innocent delivery and shit is funny. Comedy is complex, only a few can actually do it.

Chapelle's one stand-up, his 2nd HBO special after Chapelle Show became a hit, where he's wearing the green suit with yellow shirt, I found to be brilliant. Just he came right out and was on fire, hitting everything perfect, and it was just genius in it's subtleties, and the way you can tell he thought it all through so perfectly...it truly was a work of art.

Eddie Izzard is my favorite comedien.

In "American Scream", Bill Hick's biographer spoke to Bill's manager extensively about his life.

Bill has given Dennis Leary a lot of support in his early days, helped him with his delivery and stuff, and he took it as a complement if anything when Leary's style gradually became more and more similar to Bill's.

But his manager spoke about one time she was driving with Bill on a long journey, and he had just bought Dennis Leary's first CD to listen to on the way.

His manager says they were both shocked into silence when they heard the first joke Dennis had stolen from Bill, nearly WORD FOR WORD too.

Bang, then another joke Bill had made.

And another.

The thing is comedians bum jokes off each other all the time, borrowing funny lines they like, or whatever.

But Leary recorded Bill's jokes, and sold them as his own. That's crossing a huge line among comedians.

His manager said that some time later, she happened to be at a comedy club where Leary was playing that night, his success really began to take off after that CD.

The manager went right up to him and point blank said "Dennis? What the hell? You blatantly STOLE Bill's jokes".

Here's the kicker:

Leary didn't even SAY anything, he just turned around and walked away... Faggot.

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I don't know, Dennis Leary is probably one of the only white comedians that I like to hear cuss, besides of course George Carlin.

White comedians that aren't slapstick are hard to come by, well funny ones are, and I think that Dennis Leary is pretty fucking funny.

What about Dane Cook being so popular all the sudden? I can see why he's amusing, cause he's got a charming manner in his delivery and is the "everyman" of the new generation, but none of his jokes actually make me laugh out loud. Just saw his stand-up on HBO that I think was an hour and a half long, and I noted about 3-4 actual clever stuff he did.

He's very active on stage too. Interacts like crazy. And he's actually performing in the center of all the people, which is pretty ballsy I'd say. But he pulled it off with alot of confidence and swagger. He was just able to hook people.

You can tell he's a seasoned pro, and he's getting by on a routine he's been working on and perfecting for a decade. Alot of respect for him actually.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Me too.

Good kisser = good in bed

Bad kisser = bad in bed

That's been so reliable for me I consider it a law of the universe

I'm going to have to totally agree on this. Worst root I ever had was a fucking horrible kisser.

Best root ever was like "OMFG" good at kissing.

Also, you should look into the comedian "Carl Barron". He's called the master of observation.

He's brilliant. If you can get past his annoying nasal voice, then you'll love him.

If you want I can burn you a cop of his DVD.

For this whole "cocky, with humor" thing. I'm exactly like that. I'm quite cocky, but I'm very lighthearted about everything. Except....music..guitar... hahaa

maybe it's just because i've read all the david deangelo shit about the "cocky/funny" attitude, but i think it's such bullshit and i hate it to pieces. i guess because it seems like so many guys just "use" it, when it's not their real personality. i mean, they try to do that humorous thing, except it's still painfully obvious they're attempting to make a big show of themselves with them as the star. i especially hate the "i know you find me irrestisibly sexy, and i will persist with this annoying fake attitude because all women are the same and eventually you will fall for it....hahahha...yeah i'm sexy!!" if there's anything that turns me off, it's that. if there's a guy out there who's really an alpha male at heart, and he can't help that being his personality, and he didn't learn it from somewhere but has it as an innate trait, fine. i just think these "cock/funny" carbon copies are so transparent.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

but i think it's such bullshit and i hate it to pieces.

You're not sick of guys being cocky and funny, you're sick of losers who try to fake being cocky and funny.

An army of guys who were clueless dipshits just so happened to read a strategy guide written by someone who was describing his own natural style. Those idiots believe that simply by following the instructions in the guide, they'll become pussy magnets, because it really is that simple.

Fuck em! They'd be clueless idiots whether they had ever read that guide or not, they simply morph into a different class of clueless idiot when they do their best to become "players". If they don't have the quality naturally, they aren't going to aquire it after reading a guide, their best hope is to do a really good job of faking it, that's the limit.

Here's an analogy to illustrate my point better:

Ever since being black became "bad ass" in the last decade, millions of whiteboys have been trying to mimic black mannerisms and styles in order to be "bad ass" too. Generally speaking, most of them fail miserably at it, and come across as annoying idiots.

Why does this happen so often? Because they are attempting to change their PERSONALITY by altering SUPERFICIAL DETAILS about themselves. They're confused. What they really want is to have the desired personality. But being idiots, they are too stupid to realise that you can't genuinely morph your own personality by force of will, the reasons are complicated but unarguable. They are also too stupid to realise that the superficial details they copy are not what make their idols cool, those superficial details are simply byproducts of the idols personality.

But the copiers are blissfully ignorant of all this. I say blissfully, because they tend to believe that the transformation has been successful after copying those superficial details. But to most other people, their deception is pathetically obvious. Because the idiot is STILL JUST AS MUCH AN IDIOT, he just happens to have taken on a new disguise.

It's the same with whiteboys trying to act black, snobby people trying to act like they're from a higher social class than they really are, men having a midlife crisis and desperately trying to act young... and clueless dipshits trying to act like a "player" by being cocky and funny.

It's the fakes you hate. Not guys who are cocky and funny.

Edit: after re-reading your post, I see I wrote a long post saying exactly the same thing. Oops. I haven't slept in two days and I'm high as a kite. *shrugs* Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:





haha, at least we agree.