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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-08, 03:38
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Default What should I put in my mySpace?

I'm trying to fix up my myspace. What could I put in a myspace to get girls into me? I am thinking I should have a couple myspaces, with different theme's to them. That way I can control what side of me people see.

All I can think of right now is music, really should have more than that.
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Old 2006-09-08, 03:39
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Default Re: What should I put in my mySpace?

Penis pictures.

What else?
 #3 
Old 2006-09-08, 03:42
sandmander sandmander is offline
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haahhhahhhaha

I don't post that often, but I genuinely believe that this reply had to be made.
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Old 2006-09-08, 03:42
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quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

Penis pictures.

What else?

Don't think you're allowed.
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Old 2006-09-08, 03:44
Lord Buddha Lord Buddha is offline
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A picture of a stripper
 #6 
Old 2006-09-08, 03:48
Skkurge Skkurge is offline
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A suicide note.

Myspace sucks.
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Old 2006-09-08, 04:20
Cousingrimm Cousingrimm is offline
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That you tried to have pedophelic sex with a family member?
 #8 
Old 2006-09-08, 04:23
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I wouldn't use the internet to get girls..
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Old 2006-09-08, 04:28
Skkurge Skkurge is offline
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Alright, here is exactly what your myspace needs.

Take a picture of yourself while holding the camera above your head a little. DO NOT LOOK AT THE CAMERA. Also, dont smile. Try brushing some hair down over one of your eyes.

Foolproof.
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Old 2006-09-08, 04:30
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quote:Originally posted by Cousingrimm:

That you tried to have pedophelic sex with a family member?

I hate those episodes of Maury where the 12 year old are like, "I want a baby, I've slept with 47 guys". Honestly, where the fuck are those girls in real life? Where the fuck am I?

Neither that idea or yours will be in my myspace.

[This message has been edited by tibberous (edited 09-08-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-08, 04:40
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I always include how many times I masturbate a day.
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Old 2006-09-08, 04:52
Tentative Tentative is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Low Rider:

I wouldn't use the internet to get girls..

yeah dude. QFT. get a fuckin life and do it in person.
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Old 2006-09-08, 05:24
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Um maybe get out more, don't use myspace as a dating site.

Edit: Your type aren't old enough for myspace anyway.

[This message has been edited by firekitty751 (edited 09-08-2006).]
 #14 
Old 2006-09-08, 05:43
fullcircle fullcircle is offline
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In your case, My Little Pony
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Old 2006-09-08, 05:57
Garfunkel Garfunkel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

In your case, My Little Pony

and once again, Full Circle comes away with the gold!

myspace is shit.
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Old 2006-09-08, 05:58
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Briiiian... I thought you were already on their 'bad' list...
 #17 
Old 2006-09-08, 06:39
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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A stingray
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Old 2006-09-08, 18:53
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emo
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Old 2006-09-08, 22:45
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I use MySpace to keep in contact with my sister and a couple of good friends as I have no license to enable my driving.
 
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