Im making this thread so you guys can post tips on how to get girls and i can use them to make my life less pathetic.

Well, I'm a girl and it depends what kind you want. If you want a preppy/smart girl it's a good idea to be clean and dress nicely also you should probably work out. Tease the girl alot but still be nice when its only you and her.

Of you want a punkish/bad kind of girl you should wear ripped up/safetey pinned clothes, band shirts and get a mohawk or liberty spikes. Peirce yourself numerously. Always act like you don't give a fuck and be angry.

If you want an emo girl then don't shower, grow your hair out and complain alot. Act depressed. They'll come a-running. Also helps to be a fag.

Want a universal tip? Act like you're hot shit, usually works to some point. Act important, badass, rich... etc, should work on some.

quote:Originally posted by ManChowder:

Im making this thread so you guys can post tips on how to get girls and i can use them to make my life less pathetic.



Talk to them...relate to them. Us guys do have emotions too, thoughts even! If they talk about feeling sad, hurt, lonely, etc...talk about a time when you felt the same, or even just how you're feeling now (if your mood is better, try not to rub it in though ). If they're sharing thoughts on a subject, share yours (keep in mind that thoughts are usually opinions, thus neither more valid than the other). If conflict arises, resolve the conflict in a manner that suits both you and her. And remember; practice makes easy...but never perfect.

Edit: I find it slightly sad that the two posts before mine are about vanity and acting...what the fuck develops out of such bullshit? Oh yeah...heartbreak.

[This message has been edited by Hexadecimal (edited 09-08-2006).]

Just be yourself. All good will come in due time.



rofl, I'm just fucking with you. It depends on what you're looking for. Most girls go for the "hardcore, I don't give a shit, badass's". Girls aren't that hard to fool. Just dress shitty, make jokes in class and act like you don't give a fuck about anything.Act extremely confident and don't show interest in any girl. They'll all fall head-over-hills for you. Trust me, I'm one myself.

ropanol

Thanks a shitload for the tips, but keep em going, if you guys leave your paypal ill pay you back in the future.

Yesterday the Smoking Gun reported three men were arrested for attempting to exhume the body of a hot chick to have sex with her corpse. They got as far as the concrete vault around the coffin.

Necrophilia might be your thing but try to get them before they're buried.

No one has anything else?



Seriously though, im getting close to a thousand dollars in paypal soon from selling wow accounts. If one post really helps me and i have a girlfriend id gladly send the poster $50.

I don't like giving this kind of advice. I'm me, you're you; I have no wish for you to be me.

Live life and figure things out along the way. You don't need tips on how to act, because you shouldn't be acting.

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quote:Originally posted by fools_gold:

Well, I'm a girl and it depends what kind you want. If you want a preppy/smart girl it's a good idea to be clean and dress nicely also you should probably work out. Tease the girl alot but still be nice when its only you and her.

Of you want a punkish/bad kind of girl you should wear ripped up/safetey pinned clothes, band shirts and get a mohawk or liberty spikes. Peirce yourself numerously. Always act like you don't give a fuck and be angry.

If you want an emo girl then don't shower, grow your hair out and complain alot. Act depressed. They'll come a-running. Also helps to be a fag.

If you really have to change yourself for a girl, she's not worth it.

He said he wants to use them to make his life less pathetic. Which is still using them. So really, it doesn't matter if he changes himself if all he wants is to get laid and not a real relationship.

quote:Originally posted by fools_gold:

He said he wants to use them to make his life less pathetic. Which is still using them. So really, it doesn't matter if he changes himself if all he wants is to get laid and not a real relationship.



Im not using them to get laid, Id rather walk to a girls house holding hands to watch movies than to get laid.

Then don't change yourself, act like you normally do. Try not to get nervous and shower every morning. When your talking to a girl try to be relaxed and funny. Compliment her, but only when your alone. If theres friends around don't act really interested.

The thing that has helped me the most in my experiences with women is to act confident, timidness is seen as weakness in their eyes women don't like weakness.

On top of that, be nice, but not a fucking pushover look at her as an equal, not some goddess, because shes not (this means don't buy her lunch the first tme you hang out, offer to do her homework, etc).

Lastly, look and smell good; shower, dress nicely in fresh clothes, wear deoderant, make your hair look decent).

These are tips though, not rules, mold these around your own personality and be yourself, but with a new edge. Being fake could get you a girl short term, but it gets really old really fast. Good luck buddy, confidence is key.

Like all the people that have posted above me its confidence that counts even if you are an ugly shithead (not saying that you are) but yeah have confidence. And if you like someone in particular, dont wait for them to ask you out.

Hang around gay bars and do your best to act wasted.

Quitting WoW was a good start/is if you have not yet.

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

Quitting WoW was a good start/is if you have not yet.

Just sold the accounts.

And thanks for the tips, im gonna spend alot of sleepness nights thinking about this, btw leave your paypal address.

You need to get out more, watch some shows were stylish people are and try to mimic that stuff. Also, don't be to shy, because if you miss with 100 girls there are still like 4926497634068974 around you. Also, if you are to shy get drunk and learn to talk with other drunk girls

If you are really serouse about help, post your aim and I can talk with you more.

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So you want to get any girl you ever wanted?

Go on your favorite P2P program and search for "Ross Jeffries" and "Speed Seduction"

You will get soo many bitches that you won't know what to do with them all. You will love me for this, free of charge.

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quote:Originally posted by xturnal:

So you want to get any girl you ever wanted?

Go on your favorite P2P program and search for "Ross Jeffries" and "Speed Seduction"

You will get soo many bitches that you won't know what to do with them all. You will love me for this, free of charge.



Gonna try to dl, i hope yoru rignt man.

quote:Originally posted by ManChowder:

Gonna try to dl, i hope yoru rignt man.

Trust me bro, I am your saviour.

quote:Originally posted by xturnal:

So you want to get any girl you ever wanted?

Go on your favorite P2P program and search for "Ross Jeffries" and "Speed Seduction"

You will get soo many bitches that you won't know what to do with them all. You will love me for this, free of charge.



Are you talking about the bishops journal or whatever?

This one's for free

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Chloroform

I happen to be one of those ripped clothing, safety pin peircings, mohawked guys, and I can say first hand, that the girls who are impressed by guys who have this image are typically idiots who shop at hot topic and want to rebel against thier parents for some stupid, material, selfish reason. They want to be an accessory to hang on the arm of some "street punk" moron who thinks punk rock is the coolest trend since anime or some dumb shit.

REMEMBER KIDS, ITS NOT REBELION IF YOURE WEARING A UNIFORM.

quote:Originally posted by ManChowder:

Are you talking about the bishops journal or whatever?

Yes but there's much much more. I have in my collection, about 100 PDFs, 3GB of audio files, and 2GB of video files. Get everything you can, study and incorporate it into your routine and you'll be hooking up with a new girl everyday that you've met at Starbucks, party, wherever.

Once you 'have' the girl, will you be needing more tips on how to keep the girl I wonder.

Anyways, I studied Psychology/Sociology and it gives some great insights into the inner workings of human relationships. I posted a guide a couple weeks back on flirting so I'm sure that can be used as a first step towards hedonisic nirvana.

Well, im not sure if you want pick up hints, or hints after the Introductions. Picking up random girls you see is advanced and I doubt you have the confidence, game plan or skill to do that.

Working on girls you meet for a reason whether it is in class or introduced through a friend, you gotta some how start a conversation.

Now if u need help just meeting the chicks, I find that the best way is through introductions of another friend, typically a female one.

If you have to, get a ugly female friend(i hope ur capable of this) Eventually you and her will chill and eventually she will bring her friends along.(this is how I started) Just talk to them and the main thing to get a girl, is keeping her interested. Never Tell to much information or else eventually you will have nothing to talk about and she wont even want your number.

Interest is very important, as well as not being desperate. Maybe she will ask you if you want to hang out later on, act busy, say your not avaible and tell her that you will try to make it. THen call her up and say that you made time out of ur day just to meet with her.

So remember act busy, not desperate, and keep her interest. This is a good start. Also liek others above me have said, only be nice when you and her are alone, yet dont pay much attention to her whiel in a group.

I assume you lack confidence, this is truely a weakness, no girl wants to date a guy who thinks hes incapable of dating her(lol?) Basically start walking around like you have a 12 inch penis.

No matter how hot she is, act like shes worthless, but keep up ont he conversation and keep her interested.

Sorry I have seemed to jump around and said a lil bit of everything, Hope this helps

How fucking sad...listen Chowder; if you're looking for something other than meaningless sex...ya know, a relationship...you gotta just be your self. Do what you feel, think, and know to be right. Don't manipulate, don't act, don't fake...doing any of those three means the jig is up when you break from character. You may not get as much poon as people who fake their image to others...but I gaurantee you'll be happier with what you do get.

girls like gangstas, have you ever seen vh1 or trl? pick up some g-unit clothes that are too big for you, you may seem self-conscious when wearing them at first but this is normal after a few days to about a week you will start changing your image. a few friends i know do this and i did it a while back as well. dont be surprised when hot girls that you havent even noticed before start coming up to you flirting and trying to grab your arm.

this is where you build a rep, have sex with one of the girls and make sure it is good. if you dont mind your name being all over school you will have a bunch of rumors going on about sleeping with so and so. the rumors will start to manipulate like the game telephone and people will start calling your cell. trust me you will get so many text messages from hot girls stalking you than you can even read.

dont listen to all these ppl who are telling you that you need to act like a certain group of ppl on society, be it jock asshole or white gangsta wannabe. act yourself, and use neuro linguistic programming.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I don't like giving this kind of advice. I'm me, you're you; I have no wish for you to be me.

Live life and figure things out along the way. You don't need tips on how to act, because you shouldn't be acting.



Euda always has the best answers to everything!

Money.

Hit'em with your club and drag them to your cave.

I don't really know how to go out and get girls. To be honest just about verey girl I'v gone out with has came to me. I'm not saying that to be big headed, like I'm irresistible or some shit.

In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

LOL, what a load of bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

thats the key bro, i got my self a car and a job and flash 100's and the girls are all over me.

Slip them some GHB and wank one off into their cunt, you stupid idiot.

Remember buddy: dress to impress. I reccomend a full set of Netherwind armor, or Redemption armor if youre a plate user. Usually works well for gnomes/dwarves. Im not really a fan of midgets though, and try to go for Night elves. They have much higher standards though, so you gotta dress imba for them.

As for getting their attention, try standing on the AH bridge in Ironforge and doing AOE attacks. After a few hours, it began to work for me.

Also i would strongly suggest going around and giving free buffs to people. Helps if you are a priest, girls LOVE fortitude buff, especially the higher ranks. Being priest, you can also spam pretty spells on them, like powerword shield, or dispell. Youl get their attention eventually, if you spell-spam for long enough. It also helps if you have high spirit, so you dont have to drink.

If all fails, try to /flex, /blush, or /wink at them every 3 seconds. Dont give up, eventually theyl reply with a /dance and then /sleep with you if youre lucky.

Punch them in the throat. They fucking love it. Seriously. Do it.

Also! If you like, tell them they look like the little bits of throw-up that leaks out in your saliva after a particularly rigorous chuck. They fucking love being compared to vomit, I guarantee it.

Okay all that lame crap aside, best way to get girls? Be all you can be. A lazy slob does not maketh the attractive man.

you have to whip it out.

If you want a girls attention, whip it out.

If you want to advance sexually, whip it out.

if the conversation dies, whip it out.

if she's being a bitch, whip it out.

if she says you're fresh, whip it out again.

if she doen't have an orgasm, whip it out.

whip it out even though it's already whipped out!

quote:Originally posted by Echoes:

Hit'em with your club and drag them to your cave.



ooh man, that made me laugh

I'd suggest getting a less pathetic life, first.

If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will, for you.

If you just want random sex, dress up nice, go to a club/party, hit on every girl that catches your eye, and take one home.

STOP fucking masturbating! When you go without it for awhile your testosterone levels rise and its noticeable in your attitude and demeanor. Women pick up on it. You reek of sexuality