Ok let me start off saying, I'm poor as shit, ugly as fuck, nerdy, and a total jackass. Not to mention I'm short around 5'6, and am scrawny as fuck.

Yet I get cute all the time from a couple of girls I tell outright, face-to-face that i hate them. This girl comes up to me in bio, saying "omg i herd u hate every1, do u hate me?" I said "yes, I hate you a lot, please die". Everyone laughed at her HA HA HA HA HA. And yet she still talks to me.

Do women like to be treated like shit? She's way out of my league in every single way, she is beautiful, fairly funny, and all around sweet girl, that's why I hate her. ON top of that there are a million jocks behind her who buy her shit and hold the door for her, ROFL she doesn't even fart in their direction. I almost got beaten up once by this big football playing primate because he said I was spending TOO MUCH TIME with this bitch! RHA HA HBA HA HA HA.

Another thing that was comical. I was at my locker at school, putting on my overcoat over my 3-piece suit. And this random girl says "OGM UR TRENCHCOAT IS SO CUTE, OMG AND UR WATCH!" (i have a pocket watch that I wear with my suit).

What should I do? I have no idea how to inititate conversation with whores/females or what to talk about (I'm not too big into makeup and how cute johnny depp is).

Also explain this phenemenon? How an ugly, poor, faggot can get a girl, who I assume likes me? I have been told that I look "mysterious" because I wear a scarf wrapped around my head and sunglasses, I do not think this is mysterious, it's just fucking cold out here in NYC.

Fuck everyone.

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 12-18-2004).]

haha, everything works in funny ways huh

They're just taking the piss. I'm not saying those bitches aren't stupid but people who wear trenchcoats and hate everyone are funny..

I believe there is something to this topic of conversation.

I have been sort of seeing this chick from work...I told her from day one that I don't want anything serious and that, given the chance, I would go for another girl if she came onto me.

Now, I have been invited to her place many times...90% of those times I have declined, forgotten to go, was too busy with another girl or just said I couldn't be bothered.

The girl still won't leave me alone.

The other night was the staff Christmas party and I fucked up big time although there was a good reason for it.

She was mad...But she still wants to talk about things with me.

Women are weird!

People want what they can't have. Use that to your advantage.

I think it's more like:

People sometimes can't have what they want, so sometimes they settle...

whoa i have almost the same situation, and im pretty sure i know the answer "your funny" girls like guys who are funny

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Also explain this phenemenon? How an ugly, poor, faggot can get a girl, who I assume likes me? I



If your a faggot why would u want a girl?

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quote:Originally posted by Narcoplectic:

If your a faggot why would u want a girl?

[This message has been edited by Narcoplectic (edited 12-18-2004).]

when I say "faggot" I mean unpopular, dorky, talentless, etc, not homosexual.

I think I impressed her once in class, some niggas challenged me to a freestyle. I accepted, and I spat fire, rapped about how I killed a woman and had sex with her corpse afterwards. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And I am not funny. I am boring. My idea of "fun" is sitting at home on my PC playing Rome Total War with all my friends (when I say all my friends I mean one guy who posts on Totse). I'm just a really big asshole.

I think it is because girls think I am "lonely" simply because I prefer to be by myself and am kind of quiet. So they do some charity, perhaps so their christian god will not strike them down for being whores.

I know that there are always women more desperate and uglier than me, but this one isn't.

Fuck you.

why is this a shock? women are after guys they think are hot. its got nothing to do with how you treat them.

but for every nerdy geeky guy who gets attention though he doesnt want it, like the thread starter, there are about 30 nerds who are nerdy and wish they got attention but get none.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Crusoe:

They're just taking the piss.

Agreed. You're the target of ridicule. Nothing more.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

when I say "faggot" I mean unpopular, dorky, talentless, etc, not homosexual.

I think I impressed her once in class, some niggas challenged me to a freestyle. I accepted, and I spat fire, rapped about how I killed a woman and had sex with her corpse afterwards. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And I am not funny. I am boring. My idea of "fun" is sitting at home on my PC playing Rome Total War with all my friends (when I say all my friends I mean one guy who posts on Totse). I'm just a really big asshole.

I think it is because girls think I am "lonely" simply because I prefer to be by myself and am kind of quiet. So they do some charity, perhaps so their christian god will not strike them down for being whores.

I know that there are always women more desperate and uglier than me, but this one isn't.

Fuck you.



I think you're the coolest person on totse, fuck these assholes.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Agreed. You're the target of ridicule. Nothing more.



^

Slut(fat)

same here i get offers from girls all the time. Yet i decline, and they still want me more than ever.

and i tell them "i dont want you, or your body"

and they still call me daily asking me to fuck them!

so ya i guess they like to be treated like shitholes!

quote:Originally posted by Player1:

^

Slut(fat)

OWNED

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Ok let me start off saying, I'm poor as shit, ugly as fuck, nerdy, and a total jackass. Not to mention I'm short around 5'6, and am scrawny as fuck.

Yet I get cute all the time from a couple of girls I tell outright, face-to-face that i hate them. This girl comes up to me in bio, saying "omg i herd u hate every1, do u hate me?" I said "yes, I hate you a lot, please die". Everyone laughed at her HA HA HA HA HA. And yet she still talks to me.

Do women like to be treated like shit? She's way out of my league in every single way, she is beautiful, fairly funny, and all around sweet girl, that's why I hate her. ON top of that there are a million jocks behind her who buy her shit and hold the door for her, ROFL she doesn't even fart in their direction. I almost got beaten up once by this big football playing primate because he said I was spending TOO MUCH TIME with this bitch! RHA HA HBA HA HA HA.

Another thing that was comical. I was at my locker at school, putting on my overcoat over my 3-piece suit. And this random girl says "OGM UR TRENCHCOAT IS SO CUTE, OMG AND UR WATCH!" (i have a pocket watch that I wear with my suit).

What should I do? I have no idea how to inititate conversation with whores/females or what to talk about (I'm not too big into makeup and how cute johnny depp is).

Also explain this phenemenon? How an ugly, poor, faggot can get a girl, who I assume likes me? I have been told that I look "mysterious" because I wear a scarf wrapped around my head and sunglasses, I do not think this is mysterious, it's just fucking cold out here in NYC.

Fuck everyone.

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 12-18-2004).]

you're the quintessential oddball of the highschool social scene. theres always a few of you sprinkled around here and there. the 'popular' girls like to be 'nice' towards you cuz it ups their cool factor: they're talking to a 'loser' proving they're not completely shallow/bitchy and they actually are 'indie' and 'hip' and 'forward' enough to pick up who the next new 'thing' will be

live it up while you can i guess? sorry you're so down on yourself Vlad. it gets better...(no..it dosn't)

-Jenn

Maybe this girl likes you. You sound alot like my ex boyfriend i thought he was cute in a nerdy sort of way. Some people just have a thing for nerds.

And some girls just finily got a sence of reality when it comes to guys and relised that nerds wont cheat on you or treat you like a bitch or act like they own you.

quote:And some girls just finily got a sence of reality when it comes to guys and relised that nerds wont cheat on you or treat you like a bitch or act like they own you.

Wrong. Whenever I see the bitch I ask her why she isn't wearing her veil. All she does is laugh as I look at her seriously. You see I will cheat, treat her like shit, and act like I own her, because I do own her (I'm a man).

Women like assholes, period.

I think it's ego. People spend time trying to justify why someone doesn't like them and when people are challenged in this way it makes them interested.

Thay just have to know why you dont like them and it drives them crazy. In all the good ways.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

[B]mysteriousB]

curiousity.

20th rule in seduction.

20. Mix Pleasure with Pain: The greatest mistake in seduction is being too nice.



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^Somebody has been doing his homework.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

^Somebody has been doing his homework.

shhhhhh! they think im brainy.

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