OMG!!1 Can't wait to post about this on TOTSE.

L0L0L0L0L

That was the best human sex EVER.

Well it's about time, bitch.

I'm so glad you were a virgin. That whole "AIDS" thing is a bitch, but that should be taken care of now.

At climax: "Pikachu, I chose YOU!"

him: *lights cigarette*

her: would u mind not smoking, it might hurt the baby

him: o sorry I didn’t know u were pregnant

her: well I am now, now let’s talk about child support...

him: *gone*

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

At climax: "Pikachu, I chose YOU!"

hahaha..!!

"i want to have your abortion"

"i havnt been fucked like that since grade school"

"I've had better"

"That's all?"

"OOPS!!! It broke... fucking cheapass shit"

"Funny, I thought sex was supposed to be pleasurable"

"That was great. It really turns me on when the dog watches us like that"

"Im ready, what are you waiting for?"

"Where did that fucking remote go?"

"Hope you don't mind, I left the webcam on"

"Here's that $50 I owe you..."

You guys suck.

...your mum was better

"shall i turn the cattle prod off now?"

quote:Originally posted by economichaircut:

You guys suck.

I had probably the most dumbass remark ever once. Unfortunately, I dont remember what it is, and she just starts to laugh her ass off whenever I ask her about it. Maybe I'll never know... hm....

"Have You Thought About Losing a few pounds"

my mate said that to a girl once, and he told me NEVER to say that to a girl

"well that was quik and pointless"

i said that to my girlfriend about our first time.

dont do it

im single now

quote:Originally posted by tricky:

...your mum was better

MOTHER FUCKER! you stole mine!

meh how about

"herpes can really be a pleasureable thing once you get past the itching and bur... oh shit i forgot to tell you"

(after unprotected sex...)

him: you don't have any Std's right?

her: no, why?

him: because it would be really bad luck to catch a second one this week.

I have to Poop

"I swear to god if you tell anyone I'll cut your fucking head off... and your little teddy bear too."

quote:Originally posted by economichaircut:

You guys suck.

So you have sex with more than one guy at a time, then?

i just said man i am tired afterwards and then rolled over and went to sleep she got mad i guess she likes to cuddle afterwards.

"Is it in yet?"

"Dad, you're going to be late for work!"

"out of the ten girl friends i would rate you tenth"

Well every body looks funny naked

"Can i have the pleasure of being the first person to shit on your chest?"

quote from "another teen movie" or something

I guess people will be calling you the "temple of the screaming electron" from now on

quote:Originally posted by dood44:

"Is it in yet?"

been there, said that

"what's your name again?"

"are we there yet?"

"worst episode ever"

" man how long have i had this rash?"

"your how old again?"

" what did u mean by age of consent"

" ...mom?"

" so... I guess i lose that bet..."

"hahaha wait till i tell lenny..."

"wheres my rubber duckie?"

"thats alabama for you..."

"o crap. I forgot about that time last week with well you'll see in a week or so.."

"whats that smell?"

"so do you normally orgasim like that"

" so who where u thinking of?"

"1 down..."

"wow way better than the horse..."

"...naw ill stick to the horse."

"um ... Im stuck..."

"man thanks for reliveing that herpes pain.."

".. so not worth the 10 cents..."

"glad to meet you.."

" so how old is your daughter..."

" you don't say..."

" man im am soooo sticking to milfs'

" so thats how soccer works..."



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ok i misspelled lots of things when i typed that. I was tired and cold.



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quote:Originally posted by Streetvision:

"Have You Thought About Losing a few pounds"



More cushion for the pushin'

"The lack of fur put me off a bit"

"You're the best grandpa in the world!"

"Now it's time to bury you, Linda"

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 12-18-2004).]

wow......that didnt take long.

"Can we go back, I think I lost something"

Calling them by the wrong name really really looks bad.

"You are the weakest link"

"What was your name again?"

"Huh? Oh, I wasn't doing nothing, go back to sleep baby."



"Why are you still here?"

"Would you mind handing me those female growth hormone pills please? My surgery is next week."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/jaguarstrike/YAFR.jpg

playing ball on a grassless fields a bit hard but you sure made it enjoyable...

during climax: "MAKE ME A BABY!!!"

"GOALLLLLLLL"

"That'll be $130.00!

I think my wifes home

"You can have a cigarette after you get me another beer"

"Damn, I'm hella tired...so get out of my bed"

"Here, take my knife in case you get jumped while you walk home. Ok...bye, i'm going to sleep." <--Shouldn't have done that, because she lost my knife. Next time, she better bring her own.

"Next time will you not just lie there like a dead fish? I mean the smell was bad enough...."

Yeah that got me slapped.

wow my friends were right..you ARE good

Maybe we should have turned the lights off

Im not done yet..

hahaha these are all so funny!

"ok so how much" <<< told that to my ex after she gave me oral!

"no it doesnt get any bigger" <<< do i have to explain

"aye mammi, i love you" <<< i was drunk what can i say!

quote:Originally posted by HomieJesus:

I have to Poop

"Can the midgets come out of the closet yet?"

"When you weren't paying attention I humped a bunch of popcorn into your cooter."

I said "Your boring in bed" That was about 2 years ago and I she still remembers it like it was new. At the time she didn't talk to me for about a week. Its best to just not say anything at all. Last time I had sex i said "Anyway..." while pulling up my pants

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"THE END!"

"So, how was it?"

"Well...it wasn't that bad..."

"BAM!"