This girl is extremely hot ...shes 17.. but the thing is she told me before shes not a virgin turns out she is..Well whenever I make sexual jokes or bring up doing sexual shit with her she gets all frigid and takes offense...How can I change this so I can end up tapping this azzz!

I'm afraid there's nothing on this earth that can help you.

Weed, man.

quote:Originally posted by TheTroubleMayn:

tapping this azzz!

Stop being a dick.

sounds like you should just let her go and she'll hopefully give it up to a guy with brains.

be smart and give her back/ neck rubs, it leads to happiness. Learn how to do it first cause i bet you suck at it. You seem like a dipshit too. You have to fucking prove that you deserve fucking.

My girlfriend was very unwilling to have sex because see was a virgin too. I guess its a self-conscious thing or something else. How I solved that problem was pretty easy though. All I did was get her really horny, she couldn't resist. Everytime she was horny I worked her up to something more until she was ready. It took a really long time to get there, but it was worth it.

quote:Originally posted by TheTroubleMayn:

This girl is extremely hot ...shes 17.. but the thing is she told me before shes not a virgin turns out she is..Well whenever I make sexual jokes or bring up doing sexual shit with her she gets all frigid and takes offense...How can I change this so I can end up tapping this azzz!

Question:

Is she 'hot' for YOU?

I react differently to sexual innuendo depending on who it is that is doing it.

*breathing heavily*

We should hook up...a connection of the male pin to the female socket.

*heavy breathing*

you will never have sex with her so stop trying. kill yourself instead

1,4-butanediol

quote:Originally posted by TheTroubleMayn:

This girl is extremely hot ...shes 17.. but the thing is she told me before shes not a virgin turns out she is..Well whenever I make sexual jokes or bring up doing sexual shit with her she gets all frigid and takes offense...How can I change this so I can end up tapping this azzz!

this girl your talking about... is not your girlfriend... im sorry dude im sorry that i had to brake it to you....

I saw this in a movie so it's 100% reliable.

When you want to fuck, just go up to her. Carress her hair and bring your hand down to her neck, start to kiss her in the mouth, then take her left or right leg up around you, and then the finisher should be, squeeze her ass. She might struggle, I'm assuming you're stronger than her, but in the end she'll submit dude.

If you have balls, this will work. Although it seems like it won't, it works all the time, bcause women are bigger sluts then us, you just need to push the right button.

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 12-18-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by TheTroubleMayn:

This girl is extremely hot ...shes 17.. but the thing is she told me before shes not a virgin turns out she is..Well whenever I make sexual jokes or bring up doing sexual shit with her she gets all frigid and takes offense...How can I change this so I can end up tapping this azzz!

Yours is deffective. Get a new one.

Rape seems to be your best bet.

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

Yours is deffective. Get a new one.

if you spell ass with that many zzzz's you shouldnt be tapping anythingggggg.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

if you spell ass with that many zzzz's you shouldnt be tapping anythingggggg.



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