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 #1 
Old 2004-12-16, 02:32
RandomActsPredictable RandomActsPredictable is offline
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Default Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

Pornstars get theyre dicks molded into dildoes. They look EXACTLY real and are mouthwatering. I wish I could suck em all.

List the 5 celebrities you wish had their dicks made into dildoes.



Heres my list in no particular order:

Justin Timberlake

Brad Pitt

Ben Affleck

Nick Lachey

Johnny Depp



Wow those would be awesome Id suck em soo good!
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:37
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Can we get a lock?



Shek
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:40
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

What if, say, Ben Affleck has a four inch pecker?
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:49
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my own dick. so i can give it out to females.
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:49
chuckNrambo chuckNrambo is offline
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if only i were a MOD!
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Old 2004-12-16, 02:53
RandomActsPredictable RandomActsPredictable is offline
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

What if, say, Ben Affleck has a four inch pecker?



His dildo mold would still be sucked on trust me. I'd deepthroat it if it was that small all night.
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Old 2004-12-16, 03:52
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

Cause you've just seen all of those movie stars dicks before right, and know you love them?
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Old 2004-12-16, 03:57
Jackass Mafia Jackass Mafia is offline
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"Whose" shows possession.
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Old 2004-12-16, 04:04
RandomActsPredictable RandomActsPredictable is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Zcon10:

Cause you've just seen all of those movie stars dicks before right, and know you love them?

Well I never have but I highly doubt I'd be disappointed. Just look who I named.
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Old 2004-12-16, 17:04
Aaron9nAtl Aaron9nAtl is offline
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

Actually, it's Brad Pitt with the small one, but luckily the rest of him makes up for it! (theres lots of nude shots of him around) Ben is big... they say...Johnny Dep? Not sure about that one, have to check with Keanu Reeves...Nick, too hot to not be a big fat 1, and Justin Timberlake!? Get real... just look at the small delicate hands, you can always tell what a guy has from his hands! Wrist to tip of mid. finger is almost always the length. and big thick fingers, same, long thin ones, pencil dick! This works almost 95 % of the time...don't believe it? Look at some porn pics and see for yourself! My pick for the dildos would be Lee Ryder, Chad Douglas, Eric Manchester, and "Bruno" All porn stars, all hung, and know how to use it!
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Old 2004-12-16, 17:43
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quote:Originally posted by Aaron9nAtl:

Actually, it's Brad Pitt with the small one, but luckily the rest of him makes up for it! (theres lots of nude shots of him around) Ben is big... they say...Johnny Dep? Not sure about that one, have to check with Keanu Reeves...Nick, too hot to not be a big fat 1, and Justin Timberlake!? Get real... just look at the small delicate hands, you can always tell what a guy has from his hands! Wrist to tip of mid. finger is almost always the length. and big thick fingers, same, long thin ones, pencil dick! This works almost 95 % of the time...don't believe it? Look at some porn pics and see for yourself! My pick for the dildos would be Lee Ryder, Chad Douglas, Eric Manchester, and "Bruno" All porn stars, all hung, and know how to use it!

Well, you might have a point there because they sure as hell can't act!
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Old 2004-12-16, 18:52
MissAnthropy MissAnthropy is offline
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1 Vin Diesel

2 Peter Steele

3 The Rock

4 Dane Cook (the comedian, not the tosean)

5 Kiefer Sutherland
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Old 2004-12-16, 20:37
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quote:Originally posted by Aaron9nAtl:

Johnny Dep? Not sure about that one...

Are you kidding? He dated Kate Moss for 3 years.

Faithfully Submitted,

Cesare de Borgia
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Old 2004-12-16, 20:49
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

Well I did get predictable acts randomly executed.

I'm curious, though, why would you want to suck a dildo? What's the desire in that?
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Old 2004-12-16, 21:55
Domert Domert is offline
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1. Ted Koppel

2. Daniel Radcliffe

3. PeeWee Herman

4. Ian Holm

5. Seth MacFarlane

I would place those dildos as trophies all over my house.
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Old 2004-12-16, 22:56
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Napolean. Don't get lost!
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Old 2004-12-16, 23:55
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Stalin.
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Old 2004-12-17, 07:13
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Joseph Merrick
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Old 2004-12-17, 07:49
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quote:Originally posted by Domert:



2. Daniel Radcliffe





did i just read that correctly??? daniel radcliffe? the kid that plays harry potter?? O_O he's 15!! *shrugs* whatever floats your boat i guess. :\
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Old 2004-12-17, 18:59
RandomActsPredictable RandomActsPredictable is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Aaron9nAtl:

Actually, it's Brad Pitt with the small one, but luckily the rest of him makes up for it! (theres lots of nude shots of him around) Ben is big... they say...Johnny Dep? Not sure about that one, have to check with Keanu Reeves...Nick, too hot to not be a big fat 1, and Justin Timberlake!? Get real... just look at the small delicate hands, you can always tell what a guy has from his hands! Wrist to tip of mid. finger is almost always the length. and big thick fingers, same, long thin ones, pencil dick! This works almost 95 % of the time...don't believe it? Look at some porn pics and see for yourself! My pick for the dildos would be Lee Ryder, Chad Douglas, Eric Manchester, and "Bruno" All porn stars, all hung, and know how to use it!

Are you kidding??? You wouldn't suck Justin Timberlake?

God I'd beg for his dick to cum on my face.
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Old 2004-12-17, 19:01
RandomActsPredictable RandomActsPredictable is offline
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Well I did get predictable acts randomly executed.

I'm curious, though, why would you want to suck a dildo? What's the desire in that?



The dildo's that look 100% real. They are soooo sexy I'd suck em all dayyyyy.
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Old 2004-12-18, 06:03
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close this thread!!!PLEASE!!!
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Old 2004-12-18, 17:28
SublimeZen124 SublimeZen124 is offline
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

quote:Originally posted by RandomActsPredictable:

Are you kidding??? You wouldn't suck Justin Timberlake?

God I'd beg for his dick to cum on my face.



You're fat and ugly, aren't you?

Well I'm sure you're a beautiful person on the inside.
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Old 2004-12-18, 18:22
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quote:Originally posted by SublimeZen124:

You're fat and ugly, aren't you?

Well I'm sure you're a beautiful person on the inside.

Classic.

Faithfully Submitted,

Cesare de Borgia
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Old 2004-12-18, 18:48
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

i would love it if someone turned tony 'son of satan' blairs cock into a dildo....but for real

(ie cut it off and incased it in plastic!)

/me waves to mrs.bobbit and asks her to ring cherie
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Old 2004-12-18, 20:00
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: Whos dick would you want made into a dildo?

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:



I'm curious, though, why would you want to suck a dildo? What's the desire in that?

Why would you want to suck a penis?
 
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