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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-12-14, 10:21
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Curlymcbird 
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getting my girl to do anal
she says that she'll never ever do it, but she said that bout doggie style, im 15, shes 16 and pretty wild. how can i make it sound good and fun and stuff. and how could i convince her that it would be fun.
and yeh.
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#2
 2004-12-14, 11:03
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
go down on her, a real good session
make sure shes in the missionary and then when she's 'flowing' with juice just start to also play with her arse hole a little ...just with one finger ..rimming it...massage it.
if that goes down ok then try VERY VERY slowly inserting a finger...a millimetre at a time.
everytime you go down on her try doing a bit more til she is relaxed about you touching her there/in there and she trusts you not to hurt her.
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#3
 2004-12-14, 11:12
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Curlymcbird 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
ive tried something like that but she freaks out and doesnt want to do ANYTHING else at all. like she freaks out whenever i go anywhere near her arse.
yeh, but if i get that goin good enough, it mite work.
thanx
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#4
 2004-12-14, 11:35
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
Just make sure you use plenty of lube. Otherwise it'll hurt her like hell!
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#5
 2004-12-14, 12:38
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shiftyboyos 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
Why would u even want to go in her poop hole? At that age im sure shes tight, so why the interest in the excrement hole?
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#6
 2004-12-14, 13:34
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u_fucked_my_sister 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
Sure u might think its fun, but what about her? She might be like most girls and might not like the idea of some guy putting his dick up her ass... just think about it BEFORE u go and do something stupid buddy.
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#7
 2004-12-14, 15:05
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by u_fucked_my_sister:
Sure u might think its fun, but what about her? She might be like most girls and might not like the idea of some guy putting his dick up her ass... just think about it BEFORE u go and do something stupid buddy.
actually a lot of women do like it and some even prefer to vaginal.
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#8
 2004-12-14, 17:29
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a0shi 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
don't u get it?????????
she doesn't want u to go down on her shithole because when u do, u're gonna get yourself drowned in shit because she's gonna shit, and shit all over the place, shit on your dick, shit on your body, shit on your bed, shit on your face, shit all over the place..
that's what she's been trying to tell you....
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#9
 2004-12-16, 11:25
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Curlymcbird 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:
Why would u even want to go in her poop hole? At that age im sure shes tight, so why the interest in the excrement hole?
The interest was aroused by pornos, monkey see monkey wanna do
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#10
 2004-12-16, 12:20
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Little Pea 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
Maybe she has hemorrhoids.
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#11
 2004-12-16, 12:22
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
^^^that is a valid point.
but with any luck he'll notice/see them if he gently fingers he first.
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#12
 2004-12-16, 13:38
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Turbo_A 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
simple... blind fold her... gag her... then rape her in the ass... your only 15, the most time u'll do is a few weeks in juvy.
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#13
 2004-12-16, 15:02
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SublimeZen124 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
I'd have to day that if she won't even let you get near it, you should leave it at that. She doesn't want to do it, so you're gonna have to get her a lot more comfortable with you before she'll let you around there.
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#14
 2004-12-16, 15:36
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Aaron9nAtl 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
EASY! Just let her do you first! (with a strap on) Show her how good it makes you feel,(don't enjoy it TOO much though..) and then she will be alot more comfortable with the idea! Oh yeah, an enema first, followed by alot of rimming usually helps also!
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#15
 2004-12-16, 18:43
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anything10169 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by Curlymcbird:
she says that she'll never ever do it, but she said that bout doggie style, im 15, shes 16 and pretty wild. how can i make it sound good and fun and stuff. and how could i convince her that it would be fun.
and yeh.
this u wes?? if from UK lol.. i'll laugh if it is
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#16
 2004-12-16, 22:14
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-|)arkon3- 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by Curlymcbird:
but she said that bout doggie style
Youre lucky you have that. Thats more than a lot of us have. Quit bitching and enjoy it.
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#17
 2004-12-16, 23:20
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Little Pea 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by -|)arkon3-:
Originally posted by Curlymcbird:
but she said that bout doggie style
Youre lucky you have that. Thats more than a lot of us have...
Seriously?...Ooooh, I get it. You're talking about the people that don't get laid. Yeah. Well, once you pop, you can't stop.
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#18
 2004-12-17, 04:59
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Memorex 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
He means doggystyle man! doggystyle is the shit dude, the feeling of the pussy tightening up aroundyour dick as her ass cheeks fling back into your hips and you can control all the weight being thursted in
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I HAVENT BEEN LAID IN 5 FUCKING MONTHS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
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#19
 2004-12-17, 06:13
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Curlymcbird 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
no she doesnt have haemarroids (if thats how u spell it) i got a good look at her ass while i was fucking her from behind.
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#20
 2004-12-17, 06:18
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herrrmine 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
maybe she just shudders at the thought of your dick in the same reservoir where she hold her fucking SHIT
i just don't get why guys love anal so much...and how girls can too.
i'm sure sometime in the future i'll most likely become a convert, but for now, my asshole is my ASShole...specifically designed for shit to leave my body, not enter...
honestly though...i wonder..what do you do with your dick after? god knows i've read columns and columns of dan savage talking about the dreaded santorum...but fuck..seirously...how can you put your dick in the same place as where there is shit?
i can't imagine someone with shit on their dick fucking me...well i can but i dont like it....at ALL
if someone could clear all this up for me, i think i'd be quite satisfied
-jenn
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#21
 2004-12-17, 06:37
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Jackass Mafia 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
Ask her, "Hey, would j00 lYkz0r t3h butts3cKS?"
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#22
 2004-12-17, 06:52
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Elephantitis Man 
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Re: getting my girl to do anal
quote:Originally posted by Jackass Mafia:
Ask her, "Hey, would j00 lYkz0r t3h butts3cKS?"
Maybe she'll say, "Ooohh, yes. My anus is t3h tYtz0r!!1!11~!"
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