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 #1 
Old 2004-12-14, 10:21
Curlymcbird Curlymcbird is offline
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Default getting my girl to do anal

she says that she'll never ever do it, but she said that bout doggie style, im 15, shes 16 and pretty wild. how can i make it sound good and fun and stuff. and how could i convince her that it would be fun.

and yeh.
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Old 2004-12-14, 11:03
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: getting my girl to do anal

go down on her, a real good session

make sure shes in the missionary and then when she's 'flowing' with juice just start to also play with her arse hole a little ...just with one finger ..rimming it...massage it.

if that goes down ok then try VERY VERY slowly inserting a finger...a millimetre at a time.

everytime you go down on her try doing a bit more til she is relaxed about you touching her there/in there and she trusts you not to hurt her.
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Old 2004-12-14, 11:12
Curlymcbird Curlymcbird is offline
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Default Re: getting my girl to do anal

ive tried something like that but she freaks out and doesnt want to do ANYTHING else at all. like she freaks out whenever i go anywhere near her arse.

yeh, but if i get that goin good enough, it mite work.

thanx
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Old 2004-12-14, 11:35
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Just make sure you use plenty of lube. Otherwise it'll hurt her like hell!
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Old 2004-12-14, 12:38
shiftyboyos shiftyboyos is offline
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Why would u even want to go in her poop hole? At that age im sure shes tight, so why the interest in the excrement hole?
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Old 2004-12-14, 13:34
u_fucked_my_sister u_fucked_my_sister is offline
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Sure u might think its fun, but what about her? She might be like most girls and might not like the idea of some guy putting his dick up her ass... just think about it BEFORE u go and do something stupid buddy.
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Old 2004-12-14, 15:05
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quote:Originally posted by u_fucked_my_sister:

Sure u might think its fun, but what about her? She might be like most girls and might not like the idea of some guy putting his dick up her ass... just think about it BEFORE u go and do something stupid buddy.



actually a lot of women do like it and some even prefer to vaginal.
 #8 
Old 2004-12-14, 17:29
a0shi a0shi is offline
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don't u get it?????????

she doesn't want u to go down on her shithole because when u do, u're gonna get yourself drowned in shit because she's gonna shit, and shit all over the place, shit on your dick, shit on your body, shit on your bed, shit on your face, shit all over the place..

that's what she's been trying to tell you....
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Old 2004-12-16, 11:25
Curlymcbird Curlymcbird is offline
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quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Why would u even want to go in her poop hole? At that age im sure shes tight, so why the interest in the excrement hole?

The interest was aroused by pornos, monkey see monkey wanna do
 #10 
Old 2004-12-16, 12:20
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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Maybe she has hemorrhoids.
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Old 2004-12-16, 12:22
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dodging the rain and tractors
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^^^that is a valid point.

but with any luck he'll notice/see them if he gently fingers he first.
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Old 2004-12-16, 13:38
Turbo_A Turbo_A is offline
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simple... blind fold her... gag her... then rape her in the ass... your only 15, the most time u'll do is a few weeks in juvy.
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Old 2004-12-16, 15:02
SublimeZen124 SublimeZen124 is offline
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I'd have to day that if she won't even let you get near it, you should leave it at that. She doesn't want to do it, so you're gonna have to get her a lot more comfortable with you before she'll let you around there.
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Old 2004-12-16, 15:36
Aaron9nAtl Aaron9nAtl is offline
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EASY! Just let her do you first! (with a strap on) Show her how good it makes you feel,(don't enjoy it TOO much though..) and then she will be alot more comfortable with the idea! Oh yeah, an enema first, followed by alot of rimming usually helps also!
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Old 2004-12-16, 18:43
anything10169 anything10169 is offline
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Default Re: getting my girl to do anal

quote:Originally posted by Curlymcbird:

she says that she'll never ever do it, but she said that bout doggie style, im 15, shes 16 and pretty wild. how can i make it sound good and fun and stuff. and how could i convince her that it would be fun.

and yeh.

this u wes?? if from UK lol.. i'll laugh if it is
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Old 2004-12-16, 22:14
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quote:Originally posted by Curlymcbird:

but she said that bout doggie style

Youre lucky you have that. Thats more than a lot of us have. Quit bitching and enjoy it.
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Old 2004-12-16, 23:20
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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quote:Originally posted by -|)arkon3-:

Originally posted by Curlymcbird:

but she said that bout doggie style

Youre lucky you have that. Thats more than a lot of us have...

Seriously?...Ooooh, I get it. You're talking about the people that don't get laid. Yeah. Well, once you pop, you can't stop.
 #18 
Old 2004-12-17, 04:59
Memorex Memorex is offline
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He means doggystyle man! doggystyle is the shit dude, the feeling of the pussy tightening up aroundyour dick as her ass cheeks fling back into your hips and you can control all the weight being thursted in

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I HAVENT BEEN LAID IN 5 FUCKING MONTHS GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2004-12-17, 06:13
Curlymcbird Curlymcbird is offline
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no she doesnt have haemarroids (if thats how u spell it) i got a good look at her ass while i was fucking her from behind.
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Old 2004-12-17, 06:18
herrrmine herrrmine is offline
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maybe she just shudders at the thought of your dick in the same reservoir where she hold her fucking SHIT

i just don't get why guys love anal so much...and how girls can too.

i'm sure sometime in the future i'll most likely become a convert, but for now, my asshole is my ASShole...specifically designed for shit to leave my body, not enter...

honestly though...i wonder..what do you do with your dick after? god knows i've read columns and columns of dan savage talking about the dreaded santorum...but fuck..seirously...how can you put your dick in the same place as where there is shit?

i can't imagine someone with shit on their dick fucking me...well i can but i dont like it....at ALL

if someone could clear all this up for me, i think i'd be quite satisfied

-jenn
 #21 
Old 2004-12-17, 06:37
Jackass Mafia Jackass Mafia is offline
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Default Re: getting my girl to do anal

Ask her, "Hey, would j00 lYkz0r t3h butts3cKS?"
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Old 2004-12-17, 06:52
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jackass Mafia:

Ask her, "Hey, would j00 lYkz0r t3h butts3cKS?"

Maybe she'll say, "Ooohh, yes. My anus is t3h tYtz0r!!1!11~!"
 
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