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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-12-13, 23:33
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Blickter 
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Christmas Presents?
Okay, I have to get a girl I know a christmas present. We're not dating or anything, its just a friendly thing. Can't be too expensive (ie. not jewelry). I was thinking along the lines of chocolates ($10 or so).
By the way, this is out of obligation (she told me she got me something). We're both 15.
What should I get her?
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#2
 2004-12-13, 23:43
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it wasnt me 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
Chocolates are nice, if she likes chocolate. You could get her CD's, too... Nobody ever says no to a good CD. Or if you're really not sure, get her gift certificates to a store you think she'll like, or one of those american express gift cards or something like that. Tim's gift certificates work well too, if you live in Canada. Don't get her bubble bath or anything unless you know for a fact she likes that kind of stuff, because although it seems like all girls are into those types of things, we're not. I would hate to get bath products for Christmas. But some girls do love it. You could try for some perfume, or earrings, too... earrings are usually about $10.
I'm just listing things that I would like to get, being as I'm about your age and a girl.
Good luck 
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#3
 2004-12-13, 23:46
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Local Hero 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
You can offer her your dick for one night.
Just kidding.
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#4
 2004-12-13, 23:47
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it wasnt me 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:
You can offer her your dick for one night.
Just kidding.
Hey, there are some girls who would love that for Christmas.
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#5
 2004-12-13, 23:48
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
I like the idea of gift certificates... Possibly one for Music World or HMV. Perfume is a bit steep and I don't want to make an unnecessary statement with earings...
On another note, if any of you want to be really mean to a girl, buy her low-fat or sugar-free chocolates and a diet coke.
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#6
 2004-12-13, 23:52
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Local Hero 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by it wasnt me:
Hey, there are some girls who would love that for Christmas.
It's the perfect gift, considering it is cheap.
Actually, maybe I wasn't kidding...
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#7
 2004-12-14, 01:40
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:tru 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
How about a scented candle? I'm getting someone one of those...
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#8
 2004-12-14, 02:08
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
tru, this isn't my grandma, this is someone I actually want to get something they'll like. Seriously, a scented candle? Thats like the default setting of gifts, there is nothing more standard than a candle. Anyways, going shopping now, I'm probably gonna get 3 boxs of chocolates (3 friends I want to buy for  ) Fucking pricy lol
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#9
 2004-12-14, 03:25
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Re: Christmas Presents?
Buy her a dildo, because if you can't even think of a gift she'd like, chances are you can't please her sexually either.
Added: I'm just being a dick, I understand you said it's just an obligation or whatnot...but I am really fucking bored right now.
[This message has been edited by Optimus Prime (edited 12-14-2004).]
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#10
 2004-12-14, 03:36
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dimm 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
stuffed animal
a book
Chocolate is a good idea. Get her a primary present, then a box of chocolates. That way, if she doesn't like the first present, she'll LOVE the chocolates. Don't let the bitch give you the "I'm trying to lose weight" excuse either, because she's gonna take that box home and shove it down her throat when no one is looking.
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#11
 2004-12-14, 03:47
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it wasnt me 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
I like the idea of gift certificates... Possibly one for Music World or HMV. Perfume is a bit steep and I don't want to make an unnecessary statement with earings...
On another note, if any of you want to be really mean to a girl, buy her low-fat or sugar-free chocolates and a diet coke.
Yeah, HMV gift certificates would be great. Don't get her the fat-free shit unless you really don't like her  .
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#12
 2004-12-14, 03:54
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
Okay, I have to get a girl I know a christmas present. We're not dating or anything, its just a friendly thing. Can't be too expensive (ie. not jewelry). I was thinking along the lines of chocolates ($10 or so).
By the way, this is out of obligation (she told me she got me something). We're both 15.
What should I get her?
one night of anal sex.
dumbass.
ps. your gay
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#13
 2004-12-14, 04:42
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
TheDivineShaft, you must be so badass in real life... Walking around, calling everyone gay. I mean with that attitude, you probably grew 2 feet, got some muscles and got laid.
Oh, no wait. You must still be a 4'8 skinny fucker with no friends and a shrivelled cock.
But hell, no one will deny you the right to call people seeking advice on the internet gay.
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#14
 2004-12-14, 04:43
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TheDivineShaft 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
TheDivineShaft, you must be so badass in real life... Walking around, calling everyone gay. I mean with that attitude, you probably grew 2 feet, got some muscles and got laid.
Oh, no wait. You must still be a 4'8 skinny fucker with no friends and a shrivelled cock.
But hell, no one will deny you the right to call people seeking advice on the internet gay.
Shut the FUCK up now
your a little fucking wiener kid who sucks at life.
So stop talking about your non-existant girlfriend and leave Totse.
Go Home.
Go home and cry.
ps. your gay
[This message has been edited by TheDivineShaft (edited 12-14-2004).]
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#15
 2004-12-14, 04:45
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Player1 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
TheDivineShaft, you must be so badass in real life... Walking around, calling everyone gay. I mean with that attitude, you probably grew 2 feet, got some muscles and got laid.
Oh, no wait. You must still be a 4'8 skinny fucker with no friends and a shrivelled cock.
But hell, no one will deny you the right to call people seeking advice on the internet gay.
You sound like a real asshole!
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#16
 2004-12-14, 04:53
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
You must have skipped the part in my post where I said clearly, she is NOT my girlfriend. This is an obligation thing. If she were my girlfriend, I'd be giving her a necklace and 9 inches.
She's not. So, take your homophobic ass out of this forum, and try the Dirty Sanchez with your "girlfriend".
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#17
 2004-12-14, 05:12
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TheDivineShaft 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
You must have skipped the part in my post where I said clearly, she is NOT my girlfriend. This is an obligation thing. If she were my girlfriend, I'd be giving her a necklace and 9 inches.
She's not. So, take your homophobic ass out of this forum, and try the Dirty Sanchez with your "girlfriend".
Don't ever take that tone with me again asshole, or you will suffer the consequences.
And of course i skipped part of your post, you really think your important enough for me to read it all?
your an egomaniac is what you are.
Go home and cry.
ps. your gay.
also, your girlfriends gay.
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#18
 2004-12-14, 05:22
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
Well its obviously important enough for you to post in here 3 times over it. Now, suffer me some consequences, asshole.
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#19
 2004-12-14, 05:46
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TheDivineShaft 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
Well its obviously important enough for you to post in here 3 times over it. Now, suffer me some consequences, asshole.
PWND
there u go dumbass
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#20
 2004-12-14, 05:49
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Player1 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
You must have skipped the part in my post where I said clearly, she is NOT my girlfriend. This is an obligation thing. If she were my girlfriend, I'd be giving her a necklace and 9 inches.
She's not. So, take your homophobic ass out of this forum, and try the Dirty Sanchez with your "girlfriend".
You mean 4 inches? That is if you HAD a girlfriend, which you clearly don't. Asshole.
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#21
 2004-12-14, 05:57
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Blickter 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
Holy shit, this thread is a huge fucking waste of time. Chocolates it is.
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#22
 2004-12-14, 06:04
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Player1 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
quote:Originally posted by Blickter:
Holy shit, this thread is a huge fucking waste of time. Chocolates it is.
pure pwnd.
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#23
 2004-12-15, 01:44
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AcidLacedPenguiN 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
get her a vibrator, some of that lube that warms up when you blow on it, and some message oil. . . the rest will follow naturally. . .
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#24
 2004-12-15, 01:53
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Noriyuke 
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Re: Christmas Presents?
If your Still Coming to read Anwers to this Thread, here goes.
If you Guys have A Simon mall around, get her a Gift card for those places, the malls have a bunch of awsome shit. Escpecially for people our Age (im 15) or get her a Spencers membership, Its like i think and she gets free shit during her Birthday.
Note: the Simon card can be used in the mall and anywhere Visas are accepted.
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