Hey all,

not sure where to put this but I think this is the best place, please bear with me and help me out.

I am in iraq serving as the commo sgt for my unit. my friends back home suck. They havn't sent me any porn. And being on an army network I can't go out and browse for porn. So... I ask for your help. I can recieve porn in my email if it's ziped or rared up and named something not porn like.

So please. help out a soldier in need. I have my laptop hooked up to our network, any porn will be downloaded from my gmail account and opened later back at our tents and distriputed to others with laptops here. you'd be helping us out more then you know. we are in serious need of some good porn here. All I ask is that you zip or rar it up and name it something not porn related and keep it under 10 megs per email. The more the better. If you send enough i will gladly send you some iraqi suiveners. so please help me and my fellow troops out.

email them to

evilfoofoodust@gmail.com

that gmail account is empty so there's plenty of space for some porn!

is this for real?

what unit are you in? what is your MOS?

id also post this in Spurious Generalities, it gets the most traffic.

[This message has been edited by firefighter12 (edited 12-13-2004).]

this is for real. and its a bit of a wierd situation. i'm actually an airman, but i'm serving as a detachmant under the army so for all intents and purposes i am a soldier right now doing the army thing. I'm within spitting distance of AN Nasariya in southern iraq. I'm actually kicking myself that i didn't think of asking the interent for help in this earlyer. I'm curious to see what all i get out of this.

I'm a fuels troop in the air force, not sure the related mos in the army.

alright I compressed and sent you some pics of this really hot chick with a great body getting naked. I want a turban with a bloody bullet hole in it.

I dont have enough time to send porn sorry. I was just wondering tho, how is the war going? Im sick of hearing the medias spin on war news and not knowing what is really going on.

Is it true that 15,000 soldiers attacked falluja in november?

And what is the situation with the lack of armor?

the news/media spin on the war is horrible. being over here, it is going ok. It's never going to be a loosing battle for us. But it is an uphill battle and a long one at that.

The armor situation. From my take on things, the armor situation is better then what the media makes it out to be. It is much better then when the war started and every new humvee we see come through navstar in kuwait is up armored so there not sending anything that isn't armored up here anymore.

I just sent through 46MB of jpegs and 2, 7MB mpeg samples.

Was going to send you a few movies, but the rars are at 14mb each so I'll have to re-do. I'll see what else I can dig up in the meantime.

Happy wanking!

*edit- I'm raring Jenna Lewis (from survivor) Sex Tape for you. Its hot.

You should receive files 'j3nna.l3wis.part001.rar' through to 'j3nna.l3wis.part127.rar', but the emails are out of order.

Let me know if you have any problems.

**edit - I'm also re-raring 'Slumber Party 4', looks like a lot of girl on girl action. Runtime 1 hour, 11 minutes.



[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 12-13-2004).]

So far so good. I wish i would have thought of this sooner.

I got here in august and told all my friends back home, send porn. They must have thought I was joking or something but they just didn't send anything. Thank you all already for some great support on this, lets keep this up. Troops need porn!

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

I just sent through 46MB of jpegs and 2, 7MB mpeg samples.

Was going to send you a few movies, but the rars are at 14mb each so I'll have to re-do. I'll see what else I can dig up in the meantime.

Happy wanking!

*edit- I'm raring Jenna Lewis (from survivor) Sex Tape for you. Its hot.

You should receive files 'j3nna.l3wis.part001.rar' through to 'j3nna.l3wis.part127.rar', but the emails are out of order.

Let me know if you have any problems.

**edit - I'm also re-raring 'Slumber Party 4', looks like a lot of girl on girl action. Runtime 1 hour, 11 minutes.



[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 12-13-2004).]

A true american hero. when you're grandkids ask what you did during the war in iraq, you can proudly say, "I supplied the troops with pornography."

Porn rules. I'm heading back to my tent now, I recieved almost 400 megs of porn today thanks to you guys. you all rock. i downloaded and emptyed my gmail account so there's 1000 megs again so please, fill it up. i'll be back in the morning to check on it.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

I just sent through 46MB of jpegs and 2, 7MB mpeg samples.

Was going to send you a few movies, but the rars are at 14mb each so I'll have to re-do. I'll see what else I can dig up in the meantime.....

I love a girl who knows her porn.

you guys are making me laugh

Well, it's for a good cause;

Here ya go!

Imagine if him and his friends were all whacking off in a tent while a bomb goes off...Try explaining that to the kids.

quote:Originally posted by dimm:

Imagine if him and his friends were all whacking off in a tent while a bomb goes off...Try explaining that to the kids.

hahahahahahahah... thanks !

It would be such a humiliating death if you got killed while wanking off in your tent and news reports showed the photos of your body to the world.

I wonder if anyones sent him G O A T SE by now. Knowing totse it would have been done already.

Don't do it.

IM IN WAR TO SEND ME SOME PORNO OF BLONDE GIRL TO MY EMAIL. NO GAY MAN SEX hHAEHAHAH!

K THX

quote:Originally posted by exist:

IM IN WAR TO SEND ME SOME PORNO OF BLONDE GIRL TO MY EMAIL. NO GAY MAN SEX hHAEHAHAH!

K THX



Either you're a 12 year old kid sitting at home or you're a retard whom they're experimenting the limits of new drugs on.

This is the funniest pile of horseshit I have ever read.

quote:And being on an army network I can't go out and browse for porn.

using a proxy doesn't work?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

using a proxy doesn't work?

It still has to pass thru the internal network proxy...

well, it is prohibited to browse for porn, i could, but i'd get caught and in trouble for it. sending porn to my gmail account turns out to be a nice loophole they can't cetch me on.

Bush has a keylogger on your computer Hes gonna getya. lol. Seriouslly though drop your weapon and quit the Millitary, you dont want to kill some people that are just protecting their country do you?

You would be dong the same thing if someone invaded the States. There was no WMD's So move up to Canada we wont send you back.

you might want to let us know what sort of porn you want...

scat? piss? amputee? bestiality? sodomy? tv? or just good ol'fashion anal?

black girls? white? yellow? or cold and green?

no fetish porn, i'm pretty boring when it comes to porn as i'd just like some standard straight porn with some fine girls. you have no idea how deprived you can be when you ship off to iraq.

This is brilliant! I'm going to send you so much when I get back home!

Great! my gmail account is cleared awaiting tons of porn

how the hell issit that your email can receive such a huge size file ????

what internet connection are you on in the iraq dessert ?

i tell you what, if u get bored, dig a hole in the sand and rape it

alternatively u can rape the ass of the mate beside you.....

quote:Originally posted by exist:

IM IN WAR TO SEND ME SOME PORNO OF BLONDE GIRL TO MY EMAIL. NO GAY MAN SEX hHAEHAHAH!

K THX

A+

Will do this tomorrow, am too tired right now.

Remind me, keep this thread bumped.

If you guys quit spending so much time whacking off and go kill dem damn insurgents maybe you'd stop seeing those extended tours of duty and get back home to some real pussy?

Imgoing to send a 50mb video and a 250mb or so video, I'll divide them into .rar .r01 .r02 etc... you can open it with winrar.

You guys keep up th good work, some one rar him some files from macked.net or something. nude.hu has a shitload of directories that you can rar for him, i would but do you know how long it would take on dial up? a week or two, by the time i send him something bush would have prolly gained a brain cell, whihc would be a long time.

Foofoodust the best porn would be seeing you get turned into Fallujan cabal you piece of undisciplined, small minded piece of shit.

Hail the resistance! Free saddam!

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Foofoodust the best porn would be seeing you get turned into Fallujan cabal you piece of undisciplined, small minded piece of shit.

BTW: I'm an ignorant camel jockey and a lifelong member of NAMBLA!

DIE!

Some of you guys on here are great, thanks for the support. Can't wait for those rar'ed video files.

O', and one female on here rocks more then any of you guys. She's sent over 500 megs of porn so far. Females into porn are cool.

"Jesus christ, ICB's coming in, FUCK, launch the missile defence system."

"We can't sir, an immense amount of computing power is being drained, our defences are useless"

"God have mercy on us all"

*fap fap fap*

Some good news, Slumber Party 4 is nearly finished re-archiving. Hopefully that will finish sending tonight. I had some trouble with my ISP last night, but according to them they were doing updates and it should be smooth sailing tonight.

I'm also getting 'She Squirts 14 - Peep Show' ready to send. That's a 2disk set of vids of chicks masturbating.

Gonna tell us about your wank? I'm sure the girls of totse would love to hear the sticky details.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Some good news, Slumber Party 4 is nearly finished re-archiving. Hopefully that will finish sending tonight. I had some trouble with my ISP last night, but according to them they were doing updates and it should be smooth sailing tonight.

I'm also getting 'She Squirts 14 - Peep Show' ready to send. That's a 2disk set of vids of chicks masturbating.

Gonna tell us about your wank? I'm sure the girls of totse would love to hear the sticky details.

dude ar you gay?

I'm a chick... and no, I'm a straight arrow.

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 12-15-2004).]

Those Iraqi ladies not showing enough ankle? You cant get off on that eyebrow cleavage?

If I send you some good porn can you pretend to lose your rifle in the field and send it to me? Just head down to the local post office in the soony triangle and have it shipped directly to me.

bump

hope you get out okay

hey all, I haven't gotten any porn in my gmail in a few. Some people are trying to send me some rar'ed files but I haven't gotten all of the parts yet. Please help me fill my gmail account with porn today!

Any hot Iraqi bitches? 90% of them are probably sucicide bombers, but there's gotta be some hot ones that aren't crazy terrorists.

You wouldn't be just saying your in iraq so every one sends you heaps of porn that would normally cost you a fuck load now are you?

If so...im in iraq as well..send me porn

If I was not in Iraq I would have no problem filling my hard drive with porn. As is, I am supprised about how good of a turnout I have gotten with this. Although that is due to a few people sending a slew of porn to them goes my extreme thanks!!!

Finially I have new porn to beat off to in my tent on my day off.

you shouldnt get any porn for joining under your own free will to such an orginization that wont let you do things you want to do just another example of the goverment controling you while you are force fed your proud to be an american bullshit your just a number to them they dont care if you die or not they use you to kill for this thing called america power money and oil hungry bastards

Yo foofoo, would you be interested at all in some Cumfiesta or Bangbus vids? I feel like helping the boys that are fighting for us across the pond.

what is cumfiesta?, i've never heard of that one, i've heard of bangbus, but not cumfiesta.