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 #1 
Old 2004-12-10, 02:16
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First of all let me say I don't particularly trust women. Maybe its my previous lifestyle of one night stands every weekend or the fact I fucked my best friends bride-to-be three times. And there is a few other things that make me untrustworthy of women. Anyway about a year ago I met a cool girl and we started going out. About two weeks into the relationship I started thinking about my friend and how if things ever went bad in his marriage the bitch could say I fucked you friend just to hurt him she easily has the upperhand in a break-up (I know I am not exactly an optimistic person) then I got to thinking fuck that If me and my girl break-up over something she has done I want petty revenge fast. So the next weekend I went to the next town over without her and picked up a woman slept with her and the next day I done the same. I know this is petty but If our relationship ever comes to an end I don't want to be the one looking like the bitch.
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Old 2004-12-10, 02:33
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by going into the moral toilet with women, you have abducated your highground. you cannot win a war of values like that.

you have fucked up.
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Old 2004-12-10, 19:53
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

First of all let me say I don't particularly trust women. Maybe its my previous lifestyle of one night stands every weekend or the fact I fucked my best friends bride-to-be three times.

You're an asshole, I should slap you across the face with a frozen dildo.
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Old 2004-12-11, 00:39
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Old 2004-12-11, 01:46
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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There's being a pick up artist and a guy whos happy getting some, having fun screwing owmen and there's an asshole.

You've crossed a boundary there.. though you say you think about your friend, to me it sounds you think only about yourself. I think you should give up women in general for a while, learn to live on your own.
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Old 2004-12-11, 01:49
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inferiority complex
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Old 2004-12-11, 01:50
searcysyndicate searcysyndicate is offline
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Default Re: If she ever cheats on me BAM comback ready.

Anybody else with replies?
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Old 2004-12-11, 02:43
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quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

by going into the moral toilet with women, you have abducated your highground. you cannot win a war of values like that.

you have fucked up.
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Old 2004-12-11, 03:02
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quote:Originally posted by searcysyndicate:

Anybody else with replies?

no
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Old 2004-12-11, 03:04
searcysyndicate searcysyndicate is offline
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Old 2004-12-11, 03:06
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I hope you got VD.
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Old 2004-12-11, 03:28
searcysyndicate searcysyndicate is offline
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Old 2004-12-11, 03:30
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You could have easily just lied if you break up so if you guys do have a huge future you dont have this hanging over your head.
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Old 2004-12-11, 04:02
searcysyndicate searcysyndicate is offline
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Old 2004-12-11, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by searcysyndicate:

Anybody else with replies?

Stop it!!!
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Old 2004-12-11, 04:40
searcysyndicate searcysyndicate is offline
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Thanks for keeping the topic open that much longer.
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Old 2004-12-11, 17:47
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Stop asking for replies asshole. You suck.

Anyway, dude, you are a dick. I hope she finds out and fucking leaves you. How does that give you the upper hand? It makes you look like an immature child, with some fucking issues.
 #18 
Old 2004-12-11, 17:48
VladimirIllyichLenin VladimirIllyichLenin is offline
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Proof I admire you.

Women are shit. You have to fuck them over before they fuck you. You took it to the next level. So now if she cheats on you, you won't look like a fag who can't get it up, instead you'll look like a macho, just say you were banging that chick in the other town for months whilst going out with her, and tell her you have aids and syphillis.

Bless you proof, and good luck in life!
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Old 2004-12-11, 20:05
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quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Proof I admire you.

Women are shit. You have to fuck them over before they fuck you. You took it to the next level. So now if she cheats on you, you won't look like a fag who can't get it up, instead you'll look like a macho, just say you were banging that chick in the other town for months whilst going out with her, and tell her you have aids and syphillis.

Bless you proof, and good luck in life!

You deserve a simultaneous mollywop on both sides of the cheek via frozen dildos. These frozen dildos should have enscriptions in them so that they leave a slightly darker colored bruise of words along with the nice cock bruises on both sides of your face.

"Bitch I want" on the one cheek.

"Your balls in my mouth." on the other.

This is your fate for the suck the highest caliber of cock.
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Old 2004-12-11, 20:55
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Default Re: If she ever cheats on me BAM comback ready.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Proof I admire you.

Women are shit. You have to fuck them over before they fuck you. You took it to the next level. So now if she cheats on you, you won't look like a fag who can't get it up, instead you'll look like a macho, just say you were banging that chick in the other town for months whilst going out with her, and tell her you have aids and syphillis.

Bless you proof, and good luck in life!
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Old 2004-12-11, 21:43
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

First of all let me say I don't particularly trust women. Maybe its my previous lifestyle of one night stands every weekend or the fact I fucked my best friends bride-to-be three times. And there is a few other things that make me untrustworthy of women. Anyway about a year ago I met a cool girl and we started going out. About two weeks into the relationship I started thinking about my friend and how if things ever went bad in his marriage the bitch could say I fucked you friend just to hurt him she easily has the upperhand in a break-up (I know I am not exactly an optimistic person) then I got to thinking fuck that If me and my girl break-up over something she has done I want petty revenge fast. So the next weekend I went to the next town over without her and picked up a woman slept with her and the next day I done the same. I know this is petty but If our relationship ever comes to an end I don't want to be the one looking like the bitch.

Please, cease breathing. You sound like a royal asshole.
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Old 2004-12-11, 23:35
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

I fucked my best friends bride-to-be three times.



Way to go, buddy!
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Old 2004-12-12, 00:21
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

First of all let me say I don't particularly trust women..

Men like you are the reason alot of women don't trust men.
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Old 2004-12-12, 00:37
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Men like you are the reason alot of women don't trust men.

The sad part about it is they don't realize that they're causing the reason for their own mistrust. Women too.
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Old 2004-12-12, 00:41
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proof, you deserve a piece of shit shoved in your ear.

your gf prolly loves you very much, and wouldnt ever cheat on you. all you did was cheat on her. you dont truly love her.
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Old 2004-12-12, 04:44
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Men like you are the reason alot of women don't trust men.

Yeah its an endless cycle. Men are whores. Women are whores. Its just one competition not to get fucked over last.
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Old 2004-12-12, 05:26
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

I know this is petty but If our relationship ever comes to an end I don't want to be the one looking like the bitch.

Rather than coming off as some kind of playboy, you'll really just look like a piece of trash she'll be better off without. Great job, moron.
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Old 2004-12-12, 23:38
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Men like you are the reason alot of women don't trust men.

No, women like that whore in 'WOMEN ARE FUCKING EVIL!!!!" are the reason for men like him. It's just the philosophy that a woman will hurt you eventually, so go ahead and get preemptive on her ass.

Because the level of superficiality in women has increased so much in our materialistic society, women believe that "the perfect man" exists, and won't settle for anything but perfection. As a result, a small portion of men like him fuck the majority women like you who think they're princesses. So really by not finding a decent guy but instead going with somebody who is a movie star, rock guitarist and CEO of a major corporation, you're cheating on yourself. As a woman, you enable this kind of behavior, and in fact encourage it.

[This message has been edited by Player1 (edited 12-12-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-12, 23:43
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quote:Originally posted by Player1:

No, women like that whore in 'WOMEN ARE FUCKING EVIL!!!!" are the reason for men like him. It's just the philosophy that a woman will hurt you eventually, so go ahead and get preemptive on her ass.

Because the level of superficiality in women has increased so much in our materialistic society, women believe that "the perfect man" exists, and won't settle for anything but perfection. As a result, a small portion of men like him fuck the majority women like you who think they're princesses. So really by not finding a decent guy but instead going with somebody who is a movie star, rock guitarist and CEO of a major corporation, you're cheating on yourself. As a woman, you enable this kind of behavior, and in fact encourage it.

[This message has been edited by Player1 (edited 12-12-2004).]

That is the most retarded attempt at psuedo-intellect I've seen in quite some time.

Thank you for the laugh.
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Old 2004-12-12, 23:44
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K, so he doesn't trust women, so he sleeps with his best friends bride to be (it's called a fiancé, maybe you'll learn that word in the 2nd grade). Your best friend trusted you to be his friend, and in part this means you don't fuck his fiancé. So now he not only distrusts women, he distrusts your dumb ass and is more likely to distrust men as a whole.

My point? I think you made them all for me, but basically, your logic sucks, you are really shit at proper reasoning and you probably have a small cock to boot.
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Old 2004-12-12, 23:56
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

That is the most retarded attempt at psuedo-intellect I've seen in quite some time.

Thank you for the laugh.

You are clearly retarded.

Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 2004-12-12, 23:59
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quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

K, so he doesn't trust women, so he sleeps with his best friends bride to be (it's called a fiancé, maybe you'll learn that word in the 2nd grade). Your best friend trusted you to be his friend, and in part this means you don't fuck his fiancé. So now he not only distrusts women, he distrusts your dumb ass and is more likely to distrust men as a whole.





Didn't say he wasn't an asshole.

I like your and I like trafic light's defination of logic, ie "I don't agree with what you're saying, therefore, it is illogical." Now I'm jackketch: Go home kiddos.

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Old 2004-12-13, 00:06
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quote:Originally posted by proof:

Yeah its an endless cycle. Men are whores. Women are whores.

if a man goes and fucks 500 women, and if that makes him a whore, thats just one male whore... and 500 female whores.. so who is worse men or women
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Old 2004-12-13, 00:09
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quote:Originally posted by Player1:



Didn't say he wasn't an asshole.

I like your and I like trafic light's defination of logic, ie "I don't agree with what you're saying, therefore, it is illogical." Now I'm jackketch: Go home kiddos.

[This message has been edited by Player1 (edited 12-12-2004).]

Hopefully when you grow up you'll realize you were just describing your current grasp of logic.

Any logical person can spot the overwhelming amount of logical fallacies in your arguement, in addition to you just plain ignoring many of aspect of the phenomena that you are attempting to claim exists and then explain.

You say women are cheating whores (which you say is bad) therefore men can (should even) be cheating whores (which you say is good.) then you call it logic.

It's ok, it's not your fault your mother was addicted to meth when she was pregnant you can still make a good janitor you don't have to think at all.
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Old 2004-12-13, 00:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

by going into the moral toilet with women, you have abducated your highground. you cannot win a war of values like that.

you have fucked up.
 #36 
Old 2004-12-13, 00:24
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Hopefully when you grow up you'll realize you were just describing your current grasp of logic.

Any logical person can spot the overwhelming amount of logical fallacies in your arguement, in addition to you just plain ignoring many of aspect of the phenomena that you are attempting to claim exists and then explain.

You say women are cheating whores (which you say is bad) therefore men can (should even) be cheating whores (which you say is good.) then you call it logic.

It's ok, it's not your fault your mother was addicted to meth when she was pregnant you can still make a good janitor you don't have to think at all.



Here we see the clear flaws of your "it's not correct if I don't agree with it" logic. You put words in my mouth, saying I condone cheating, when in reality I never said such a thing. Then you say I called it logic. Nope. You just made up what I said and then made up the fact that I called it logic. Nice.

"It's ok, it's not your fault your mother was addicted to meth when she was pregnant you can still make a good janitor you don't have to think at all."

You're a hypocrite. You talk about overwhelming logical fallacies, well theres a big one right there in your own argument.
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Old 2004-12-13, 02:08
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Your first reply to this was just a repeat of lenin which stated the fuck her over before she fucks you over. Then you responded later on saying essentially the same thing, that women are shit and will cheat on you so it's up to us men to do the preemptive attack.

This is your reasoning, this is your logic. Not saying "Hey, this is my logic" doesn't change that fact. Bringing into question my logic is a back-handed way of saying that your logic is superior.

I truly hope your doing some half-assed attempt at satire of the kind of thinking you represent because, really, your arguements dissolve themselves.
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Old 2004-12-13, 02:19
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quote:Originally posted by Player1:

No, women like that whore in 'WOMEN ARE FUCKING EVIL!!!!" are the reason for men like him.

It's a cycle. Women will hurt you, men will hurt you. She might cheat on you, so you better do it first, he may cheat on you, so you better do it first.

*sigh*

relationships suck.
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Old 2004-12-13, 03:25
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quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Your first reply to this was just a repeat of lenin which stated the fuck her over before she fucks you over. Then you responded later on saying essentially the same thing, that women are shit and will cheat on you so it's up to us men to do the preemptive attack.

This is your reasoning, this is your logic. Not saying "Hey, this is my logic" doesn't change that fact. Bringing into question my logic is a back-handed way of saying that your logic is superior.

I truly hope your doing some half-assed attempt at satire of the kind of thinking you represent because, really, your arguements dissolve themselves.

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