What have you done to try to "impress" a girl?

well this weekend a group of friends and I went to a club and met some girls. It was cool until this one girl told me she liked it when men would kiss each other. It "turned her on"! So silly me decided to kiss another guy just to impress this dumb hoe. It did really turn her on, and i did after all end up making out with her later. But i really wasnt thinking to much with my mind when i did this.

so what have ya done to impress her?

oh yeah, i do have her number and we are going to see a movie this weekend...i hope she doesnt make me make out with the movie janitor.

Just a point of interest, think about what it would be like if things were the other way around, ie, you saw her kiss/make out with another girl. For the majority of men this would be a turn-on - I mean, a very very large chunk of the porn market is lesbian... action. In fact, the only real reason gay (male) actions are generally looked down upon is social conditioning. Fucking morons.

shit,the craziest thing for a girl..........shit i cant think of anything,.......but this one time i did try to impress a girl by ....................shit i got nothing.i was thinkin of one but i lost it when i entered this topic.

if you have to impress a girl, shes not worth it. I learned that in ohhhh, 6th grade.

i never really had too impress a girl if there willing to get off with u then all it takes is for u to kiss her and ur done.

if they want u to bend over backwords they'll get fucked over backwards!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Jo-Umbo:

i never really had too impress a girl if there willing to get off with u then all it takes is for u to kiss her and ur done.

if they want u to bend over backwords they'll get fucked over backwards!!!!!!!



I havent really did anything for a girl, they always wanted me bad enough that they would come talk to me.

quote:Originally posted by uage10:

I havent really did anything for a girl, they always wanted me bad enough that they would come talk to me.

BS.

quote:Originally posted by ShitFace:

BS.

This may not be crazy on your scale but to me it is the craziest thing I ever did to impress a girl...And it's something I shall never repeat!

I am into music...Music to me is life...I love to play it, I love to listen to it, I love to feel it...Music is one of the most important things in the world to me.

Having said that, I am very choosy about what I listen to...I am mainly into rock, blues and heavy metal...But my taste varies.

One style I can not stand is dance music...It means nothing to me. I can't stand the techno influenced music, which has no heart or soul like music SHOULD have.

Anyways the crazy thing I did was endure an entire night at a rave, full of pill-popping losers who were quite happy to jump around to shitty music made by a machine, to get close to this girl...And in the end I didn't even get anything.

Like I said, it may not be crazy to you but to me it is sacrilege.

I felt your pain, although i happen to like dance/techno music i still understand!

sorry you had to do go through an entire night of that!

oh i just like the music, raves and pill popping is totally gay!

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

What have you done to try to "impress" a girl?

well this weekend a group of friends and I went to a club and met some girls. It was cool until this one girl told me she liked it when men would kiss each other. It "turned her on"! So silly me decided to kiss another guy just to impress this dumb hoe. It did really turn her on, and i did after all end up making out with her later. But i really wasnt thinking to much with my mind when i did this.

so what have ya done to impress her?

oh yeah, i do have her number and we are going to see a movie this weekend...i hope she doesnt make me make out with the movie janitor.

You kissed another guy?

Man I got ass naked for a couple of girls once to see them make out. But I thought that I would get some threesome action. Nope I got naked, they started making out I tried to cut in one of them was down my girlfriend wasnt. Hahaha oh, she cried later saying she would never kiss a girl, she just didnt think I would get naked and how could I do that.

Hahah ummmmmmm let me think.

I didn't do this but some of my friends did. They were at this convention thing and there were these hot girls there that said they would makeout with each other if they (my friends impressed them).

My friends proceed to fill up the bath tub with ice from the ice machine, only using the little ice bucket too eventually they wised up and used a trash can, and then strip down and sit in the ice for like minutes on end.

Now to me this is kind of stupid because no chick wants to see frozen, small wang, but maybe thats just what I think. But in the end my friends got what they wanted. Seems a bit of a rip off to me, but whatever floats their boats.

Well I am realy into sk8tbording. I have sk8ted every day for 6 monthes untill like 4 weeks ago went my mom kicked me out and put me a jail for a night. And my bord is at the house and I will go to jail if I go over thare. So I have been doing Capoeira. They fired me yesterday for doing handstands at work. But at work one girl was looking at me in like awwwwwwww for like 5 mins as I walked around on my hands and did litte cricles and walked some more. And this other girl gave me her number and let me go to her party. I could have goten this other girls number but I was a fool and did not get it.

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I once got Crack to make a girl happy. This other time I got H for a girl. I got her H and xanax one time. She OD and was passing out. I had to fist fight her. So her would not passout and die. She is a gutter punk from hell with a smoken body. Then she was all like "This is (she passes out I hit her she gets pack up)turning me on Charles(she passesout).Want to take a (she passesout) shower with me." So I told her "You know I want to, but no your to fucked up. If I was fucked up too I would." I had to wach her take the shower so she would not fall and die. Cuz she was still passingout in a hot shower. Then I got drunk and I got to 3rd. Or what base is it when we kiss and I feel her up. I have just smoked to much weed.

Point of Story

*If you are geting a girl fucked up, get fucked up too.

*Capoeira, breakdancing, or Gymnast shit ""impress" a girl"

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quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo:

What have you done to try to "impress" a girl?

well this weekend a group of friends and I went to a club and met some girls. It was cool until this one girl told me she liked it when men would kiss each other. It "turned her on"! So silly me decided to kiss another guy just to impress this dumb hoe. It did really turn her on, and i did after all end up making out with her later. But i really wasnt thinking to much with my mind when i did this.

so what have ya done to impress her?

oh yeah, i do have her number and we are going to see a movie this weekend...i hope she doesnt make me make out with the movie janitor.

This is not impressing her, you dumb queer. This is being a bitch and then getting some very minor play for it later.

I once fucked this really hot girl just to impress another girl.

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

I once fucked this really hot girl just to impress another girl.



Nice.

Its fun to show possible future gf your X to get them alittle jelous or thinking Iam not as cute as that girl what does he see in me. (Note the X's have to be hot for this to work)

Jumped over a boat once kiteboarding to impress some girls on the beach... they radio'd the sheriff and I almost got a ticket. That was until I bitched at them about the power gives way to sail. No ticket for me, but also no lady that day. Oh well, after my girlfriend saw me wreck onto the beach and get dragged almost into some rocks she doesn't like me doing it... Dangerous sport I tell you, dangerous indeed.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

One style I can not stand is dance music...It means nothing to me. I can't stand the techno influenced music, which has no heart or soul like music SHOULD have.

This is so wrong. I think you've just been under the influence of mainstream raver techno. Shit like Darude and happy hardcore. All of the knowledgable people I know don't even resort to calling electronic music "techno."

Just for the record (as a lady) I'M impressed by guys making out. As long as they're reasonably hot.

quote:Originally posted by bexisevil:

Just for the record (as a lady) I'M impressed by guys making out. As long as they're reasonably hot.

i did the right thing!

YUO = FAG0T

I did a fucking retarded thing to impress a girl when I was young and in highschool- We were on a school "Camp" as they are called here- basically a week in a crappy lodge somewhere in the countryside.

So, This girl I really liked, blah blah, went hill walking, Big U bend with minor cliff. I was ahead of slow coaches, and was at top of minor cliff, shes like "Come and talk to me" so I jumped off this 20 foot cliff thing to try and show off. The only problem was that I rolled when I landed and rolled down a huge fucking hill and almost broke my leg.

so dont bother showing off for girls, because you will make a stupid fucked up descision ON THE SPOT (when you are in the situation you dont wanna hesitate) seriously.

^^^^hahaha that made me laugh! thanks