so today this chick that flirts with me from time to time was behind me in the school halls, then all of a sudden I ripped one. My ass was clenched together and everything but still I heard a little pop.

Do you think she noticed? Was she grossed out? HAHAHA it was pretty funny I was walking all weird and shit trying to atleast apply the silencer so nobody would know it was me.

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she farts too.

Since when do girls fart, burp, or shit?

Yeah man, girls just don't do that.

I'm gonna have to go with the pursuasion of annomosity on the internet. Girls don't fart. Or shit, they poo but don't shit. Thats what my dad told me.

Who gives a fuck if she noticed. I noticed girls dont' really care if it's a having a good old fun time type deal, or if they're laid back. Though conceded girls can be real bitches about that.

hahaha, sorry, but i can just picture some guy walking oddly, with ass cheeks clenched, letting out a squeeker jsut as the chick is behind him, and worrying about it for the rest of the day. funny shit, and who cares anyways, if she doesnt expect you to fart, fuck is she gunna have a shock if you ever go out with her

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHhhaah

had to laugh. hard. at that image...

she'll probly think you're a terd for caring and walking like you just ripped one.

-Jenn

One of my girl friends has this book that gives you something different to do for each day of the year. Some of the activities were very strange. One day it was "Count your farts." She did. She's hot.

Conclusion: Hot girls fart daily.

lol, i'll fart in front of any chick. i really dont care who they are.

thats hilarious though...

but the fact is, if you havent been made fun of by her and her friends then its not a big deal to her. if she did notice though, its always good for a laugh when you're trying to get with her.