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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-12-06, 18:07
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Default I started drinking at 10:00am...

Well, I've decided I need a girlfriend and I am drunk but this is going to work, because I'm drunk. I was going to ask out women but there arn't any on totse so I got to find some but I can't drive so I am going to call people I guess. And if anyone knows anyone who would be good for me let me know, and I'll be back, unless I find women or wreck my car, thanks guys, your friend, tibberous
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Old 2004-12-06, 18:11
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Don't do it!-

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Drunk dialing/driving is never a good idea.

[This message has been edited by DOCTORGONZO409 (edited 12-06-2004).]
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Old 2004-12-06, 18:35
Blacklisted411_fan Blacklisted411_fan is offline
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You can have my girl friend!

I don't need her any more her number is

(607)324-6739.
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Old 2004-12-06, 18:42
Nihilism Nihilism is offline
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The phone number "(607) 324-6739" is a Hornell, NY based phone number and the registered carrier is Verizon New York, Inc. However, due to number portability, some numbers have been transferred to a new service provider other than the registered carrier.
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Old 2004-12-06, 18:56
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quote:Originally posted by Blacklisted411_fan:

You can have my girl friend!

I don't need her any more her number is

(607)324-6739.

Shit, I should have you what her name was, or maybe what your name was. I didn't know why to ask for! Your gf sounds like my cousin, but she sounds kinda hot. Probably blew my chances, damn.
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Old 2004-12-06, 18:58
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i told her my full name, but i was kinda laughing, and i tried not to sound drunk, but she was like, "this isn't funny", and i was like, "then i will go", and i hung up. I never have ghood luck callering people when drunk, so person 1 was probably right, and if Blacklisted411_fan will tell me some more info, i will try again
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Old 2004-12-06, 19:04
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blacklisted! i got an idea. you tell me your name and her name and i'll call and be like, are you *****", and she'll be like, yeah, and i'll be like, hi, i called earliery, and I'll tell her i won her off you in a game of texas holdem. That way she wouln't be all sad you gave her away, or maybe that would her, because then she'd be all sad, but thats mean i guess. anyway, come up with somthing, i'm really not thinking that great, and i'm out of stuff to drink, and yeah
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Old 2004-12-06, 19:23
Local Hero Local Hero is offline
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Cut the crap man. You'll regret it tomorrow.
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Old 2004-12-06, 19:36
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quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Cut the crap man. You'll regret it tomorrow.

I very well might, but since blacklisted hasn't replied, i am going to bed. When i wake up, i will figure this out better.
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Old 2004-12-06, 19:43
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quote:Originally posted by tibberous:

I never have ghood luck callering people when drunk

See? You should have listened to me.-

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On a related note, the apology I thought I texted while I was drunk to that girl I wronged years ago apparently went to a wrong number. I got some angry, poorly spelled emails this weekend asking who the hell I was and so forth.
 
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