I just had my first wet dream in litrally about 4 years. Not to say I dont have sexual dreams...most of the dreams I can remember are sexual....they just dont have physical results (ie, splooging myself). I know exactly why though: I'm seeing my girlfriend tomorrow, and we only see each other every other weekend, and we both agreed to not masturbate for all of this week, just to charge up for friday. So that why it happened. The crappyness? Well, in the past few years since my last wet dream, I took to sleeping completely naked. So while it wasnt especially messy or anything, it was deposited directly onto my bed, rather than in my underwear or whatever. Its ok, A) I dont really care if anyone sees stains B)it looks like the other numberous drool-related stains.

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[This message has been edited by IUsedToBeShodansOwn (edited 12-02-2004).]

Lucky bastard. I've never had one but I do wake up with a boner every morning.

quote:Originally posted by Hentai:

Lucky bastard. I've never had one but I do wake up with a boner every morning.

Ah, morning wood, how I love thee.

Does that mean we are supposed to make babies in the morning? This hardness is common with most men.

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Does that mean we are supposed to make babies in the morning? This hardness is common with most men.

I think its just related to relaxed blood flow mixed with strange biological things that happen in your brain while you sleep. I dont think it really means anything...I think its just a by-product of sleep.

i get morning wood when i gotta piss alot

or i got a chick in my bed

or im just horny as hell

You're going to blow it as soon as you stick it in her.

quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

You're going to blow it as soon as you stick it in her.

Word, just what I was thinking.

Don't knock it kids!

trust me ...by the time you get to my age ..it'll be the only hard on that doesn't seem hard to get....

quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

You're going to blow it as soon as you stick it in her.

yeah, I know...man, this weekend is going to be fun...

Yea i hadnt had one in a long while, but the other day, i almost had one but......

My LUCID dream was the worst(dream where u can control what you are doin) I dont remember the first part, but i was foolin around with this girl when she wanted to fuck(rite here it becamed lucid) and then i'm like alright. but rite as i was about to fuck her(i was feeling her up), i suddenly went "NAH this is too much work! Im too lazy for this!" and then i woke up. that's the closest thing i've had since like 3 years ago.

^irrelevant to topic, but i had to get it off my back. It also proved that my laziness was seeping literally into every corner of my life.

quote:Originally posted by IUsedToBeShodansOwn:

yeah, I know...man, this weekend is going to be fun...

maybe for you, but she wont like it so much if you blow your load right on insertion.

I haven't had a wet dream, I thought masturbation cured them.

quote:Originally posted by Dangerousmind:

Originally posted by IUsedToBeShodansOwn:

yeah, I know...man, this weekend is going to be fun...

maybe for you, but she wont like it so much if you blow your load right on insertion.



believe me, her pleasure comes before mine. even if I do blow in the first ten seconds, we'll be at it again after 10 minutes, plus I absolutely love foreplay, so there is always lots of that.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

I haven't had a wet dream, I thought masturbation cured them.

That's the problem with them. Wet dreams kick ass, but you have to refrain from masturbating to have them, which is extremely hard.

quote:Originally posted by infamous big j:

That's the problem with them. Wet dreams kick ass, but you have to refrain from masturbating to have them, which is extremely hard.

hence why I had one. no whackin for a week can do that.

ugh, i hate wet dreams. they're so messy, they dont feel all that great, and jacking-off is much more satisfying.

i've NEVER had a wet dream of all my life !! im 18 ! dont know whi...

quote:Originally posted by The_Forsaken:

i've NEVER had a wet dream of all my life !! im 18 ! dont know whi...

well, like we said earlier in the thread...if you jerk the gerk enough, or at least, at the right times, theres no reason for you to have one in the first place! your body makes it happen so that you get rid of overflow that has built up. if you're consistantly emptying yourself, theres no overflow to purge...so no reason for wet dreams. if you actually WANTED a wet dream, stop chokin' it for a week or so.

my gf would kill me if i dont do something for a week...

quote:Originally posted by The_Forsaken:

my gf would kill me if i dont do something for a week...

if you dont whack it? what are you talking about?

if i dont have sex for a week.



you doesnt only empty yourself with your hand haha

maybe i've explain myself bad because my english is not excellent !

quote:Originally posted by The_Forsaken:

if i dont have sex for a week.



you doesnt only empty yourself with your hand haha

maybe i've explain myself bad because my english is not excellent !

ah, I see....I only get to see my girl every other week, so thats why there are gaps in the...erm, biological needs.

my last wet dream was when i was dreaming that i was working out, and my girl was next to me watching me get tired and all sweaty, she asked if she could help so she climmed on top of me and rode me till i blew,

in other words dont whack off for a week or so and youll get plenty of dreams,

kinda hard for me though to get em, i get action from my girl at least twice a week!!

quote:Originally posted by Ir0nExpress:

My LUCID dream was the worst(dream where u can control what you are doin) I dont remember the first part, but i was foolin around with this girl when she wanted to fuck(rite here it becamed lucid) and then i'm like alright. but rite as i was about to fuck her(i was feeling her up), i suddenly went "NAH this is too much work! Im too lazy for this!" and then i woke up. that's the closest thing i've had since like 3 years ago.

HAHAHAHAHA *regains composure* HAHAHAHAHA

I remember once my mum woke me up halfway through a wet dream (well, it was about to be a wet dream). The most annoying thing was I didn't even need to be woken up that morning, cos I wasn't going to school. I was so pissed. Apart from that I've only ever had one.

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