As soon as i get a gf what do i do to plz her? And the same goes for the title.

are you a troll or what

with a hairbrush. find one with the stiffest bristles you can find. she'll love it.



fucking trolls

1. Don't rub it

Three words.

Needle.

Nosed.

Pliers.

sand paper.

If you own a power sander, all the better.

A wire brush.

You have to rub it with you tounge, bitch!

quote:Originally posted by Hentai:

You have to rub it with you tounge, bitch!

Everyone knows that's the best way to get a girl pregnant, doofus.

you rub it three times, and ask the pussy genie what to do.

Step 1. You need a girl to do this

When you get one come back and we'll move on to Step 2.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Step 1. You need a girl to do this

When you get one come back and we'll move on to Step 2.

quote:Originally posted by The_Forsaken:

With a rotary sander. If you like to do things by hand...I suggest a cheese grater.

Switchblade

With your cock.

Power Juicer.

fuck your girlfriend with a cahinsaw. she will love it

Use a shard of glass.

Wow aren't I clever, I thought of something completely useless, not funny, and posted it here so I could be as cool as the 20 other people who did the same thing.

Jesus H Christ, people...

Glass and wire brushes? Really?

The girls around here seem to really enjoy the homemade Freddy Krueger claws,drives them apeshit,get them going with it for awhile then stop,they are basically in TEARS of pleasure!

Dremels work too.

Don't listen to the above posts - except for the one about using your tongue. But she might not allow that right away. Just be gentle and do whatever comes to mind. If you really want to please her she'll need to tell you what she wants because every girl is different. She might want you fingering her, she might prefer you rubbing her clit. if she's too shy to tell you at first; pay attention to her responses when you do different things. That should let you know what she enjoys. Hope this helps!

Don't listen to the guy above me.

The best thing to do is. My brother told me this. He's in college so he should know. Take some dry ice, stick it up in her twat. Then after about 5 minutes or so, take a turkey baster full of boiling water and put that whereyou put the dry ice. Orgasmic.

My GF likes it when i use my fingers. Drives her nuts in no time

(She is reading this as im writing it and laughing)

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

With your cock.

Every woman is different obviously. Try using one or two fingers and rubbing the semi-hard part of the surface between her clit and the opening, be gentle though.

ask her to help you by asking her to put her hand over the back of your hand to guide your hand in such a manner that she feels the most pleasure.

quote:cheese grater.[/B]

Lol!

I like it when he puts his finger gently in my wet pussy then rubs my clit while his finger's still wet.

Mmmm...

I can tell you more on Yahoo Messenger as my user name.

quote:Originally posted by SilkySmooth:

I like it when he puts his finger gently in my wet pussy then rubs my clit while his finger's still wet.

Mmmm...

That's me you know!

quote:Originally posted by wooshbang5:

fuck your girlfriend with a cahinsaw. she will love it

What the fucks a cahinsaw?

Live electrical wires

Now THAT is nice...depending on the position...

quote:Originally posted by speakeasy:

Everyone knows that's the best way to get a girl pregnant, doofus.

lmao

Lazzaro, don't think you're funny telling this guy to do something that is obviously not going to be pleasureable. How would feel if someone did that in your dick?

As for your brother in college. Well I'm in university and there are many people who got in here who don't know shit. So your brother's not going to "know" how to please a girl because he's in college.

quote:Originally posted by VenusButterfly:

Lazzaro, don't think you're funny telling this guy to do something that is obviously not going to be pleasureable. How would feel if someone did that in your dick?

As for your brother in college. Well I'm in university and there are many people who got in here who don't know shit. So your brother's not going to "know" how to please a girl because he's in college.

You've been here for 4 days. So if this bothers you and if the starter of this thread is dumb enough to try what I said. Then you both should leave totse forever.

I don't care if you found it humorous or not. I dont' care if my brother can please a girl or not. It was added as creativity. Maybe you would know that since you're in college. Don't let people you don't know bother you on the internet. It's not like you'll meet them.