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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-08-16, 09:32 |
Mr. Aircow 
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 What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
yeah, uh, name says it all. i use right hand, left hand cant move fast enough
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#2
2004-08-16, 09:33 |
chinese_food52
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Aren't you like 40?
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#3
2004-08-16, 11:09 |
Mr. Aircow
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
no, i am 16 odd
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#4
2004-08-16, 11:11 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
you're fat!
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#5
2004-08-16, 11:13 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Uh... ha-hand? Uhm... What do you mean?
Is it like having sex with one of your many girl-friends?
Okay, hand. Nope, I don't see how this works. Unless...
Again, why not just have sex with a girl?
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#6
2004-08-16, 11:21 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
My right foot
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#7
2004-08-16, 11:23 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
i honestly dont know O_o
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#8
2004-08-16, 11:25 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Aircow:
no, i am 16 odd
You told me you were 15.  |
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#9
2004-08-16, 11:26 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I use my feet to beat it... I find that I can travel greater distances in a shorter amount of time if I walk (or rather, run) using my feet and not my hands.
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#10
2004-08-16, 11:46 |
thumper
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
i have firm right grip.
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#11
2004-08-16, 11:54 |
akdov
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Left noramlly. Sometimes use my right for a change.
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#12
2004-08-16, 12:06 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Real men use their right hand. So do I.
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#13
2004-08-16, 12:27 |
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
After a few years Benjamin realised his mattress has developed a rather pleasant groove.
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#14
2004-08-16, 12:29 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Switch hitter here...It depends, I prefer my right hand because I'm right hand dominant but if I'm looking at pr0n on the computer I have to use the left to leave the right open for mouse usage...Ha...Mouse usage sounds so fucking horrible...I mean to find good material...
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#15
2004-08-16, 12:33 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:
You told me you were 15.
maybe he had a birthday? |
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#16
2004-08-16, 12:38 |
Mr. Aircow
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
16 ODD. i am nearly 16. like, one month to go, so i say 16 odd, so i can get my car. yaaaaaay.
BTW the right hand pwns.
quote: Originally posted by God:
AND ALL MY CHILDREN SHALL MASTERBATE WITH THINE HAND OF RIGHT OR BE A SICKO
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#17
2004-08-16, 13:54 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I've become very good at using the mouse with my left hand.
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#18
2004-08-16, 14:02 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
my penis is so large i have to use both hands at the same time  |
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2004-08-16, 14:21 |
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I live in Heresy
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
left
my right hand heats up too fast
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#20
2004-08-16, 14:24 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I'm ambidextrous.
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#21
2004-08-16, 14:27 |
fozza
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
im ampedextrous (dunno how to spell it) so it doesnt matter hehe
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#22
2004-08-16, 14:56 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I dont know...
My girlfreind usually dose it for me...
I think she uses her right...
Addict...
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#23
2004-08-16, 15:50 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
You ended every single line with...
'Grats...
And all of you people talking about jerking off, why don't you just get a guinea pig? They can be very comely.
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#24
2004-08-16, 16:14 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I swap every other time so I don't get J dick.
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#25
2004-08-16, 19:22 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Aircow:
no, i am 16 odd
Oh my bad, thats the other guy, Airrave or something?
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#26
2004-08-16, 19:36 |
PaperSwansAreFun
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Both. Start off with left, finish with right.
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#27
2004-08-16, 19:52 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
If I had a penis, I would probably use my left... I wear a ring on my right that just seems too much of a hassle to take off every time.
[This message has been edited by JesusTookMyBike123 (edited 08-16-2004).]
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#28
2004-08-16, 20:00 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
Depends on what position I am in. Sitting up, I will use either hand, but if I do it another way, I have to use both hands at once.
Actually, I use both pretty much all the time.
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#29
2004-08-20, 17:43 |
Mr. Aircow
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
whats j dick?
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#30
2004-08-20, 18:04 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
To the above post; One-handed masturbation sometimes leads to an unpleasant, and very embarassing bent penis. I don't know the details, but make sure you alternate hands.
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#31
2004-08-20, 18:22 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I use Cojax's mother's hand.
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#32
2004-08-20, 18:50 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
My cock is huge so I have to hug it with both arms.
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#33
2004-08-20, 19:09 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
you all still use your limbs? i use either an orange or a melon.
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#34
2004-08-20, 19:30 |
pyrozarc
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I use the left, apparently if u use the opposite hand that u normally use, it feels like someone else is doing it
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#35
2004-08-20, 19:54 |
UN!F13D
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
My Girlfriends mouth and hand and vagina is good enough for me.
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#36
2004-08-20, 21:10 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by sprayerone:
To the above post; One-handed masturbation sometimes leads to an unpleasant, and very embarassing bent penis. I don't know the details, but make sure you alternate hands.
I have that!
No seriously, I do, but it bends the the left, not the right, which doesn't make sense, because I use my right hand. Strange.
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#37
2004-08-20, 21:16 |
The Sex Turnip
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
i always bash the bishop to www.lemonparty.org (http://www.lemonparty.org)
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#38
2004-08-20, 21:26 |
Uncus
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
'What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"'
What are you talking about ? Beating your dog ?
This is cruelty to animals, don't you realize that ?
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#39
2004-08-20, 22:04 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by Da Infamous Mobb:
my penis is so large i have to use both hands at the same time
Yes, one for the microscope, the other for the tweezers. ;P
Right hand or left thumb (glans massage  ) |
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#40
2004-08-24, 23:42 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
I use Mrs Pachanoi's hand.
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#41
2004-08-25, 00:01 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
quote:Originally posted by The_Reckoning:
Yes, one for the microscope, the other for the tweezers. ;P
Right hand or left thumb (glans massage )
nice burn.
i use my right hand and then swith to my left for "simmer" while searching for porn. |
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#42
2004-08-25, 00:12 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
The real question is "Which penis do you beat?"
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#43
2004-08-25, 00:53 |
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
this is completely fucking stupid and a waste of board space. especially in this forum. i am going be nice this time and move it to S&A even though i should probaly delete this entire thread considering it kills brain cells by reading it.
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#44
2004-08-25, 03:48 |
Mr. Aircow
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Re: What hand do you use to, uh, "beat it"
beating is is cool
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