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How would a young man such as myself, with such a great history with women ask a young lady out? EG what are good ways of finding out if she is taken, if she thinks i am attractive, if she experiancing "that time of the month" (NEVER ASK A CHICK ON HER RAGS OUT. EVER) ect.

i have quite a few female friends that i have broken the ice with, and talk to quite freely, but i want to take it one step further.

BTW i am kinda unattracive; overweight (NOT OBESE), bad hair, breaking voice, people think i am wierd in a bad way, ect

ALSO BTW i have a great sense of humour.

any help would be greatly appreciated

Man you gotta just walk up and be like..hey, and make with the small talk and ask if shes got a man..then if she doesn't you ask her out..the worst she can say is no!

but how like, calmly, funnily, shit like that.

BUMP please help. i am a desperate fat guy

To get a chick you have to be confident in yourself that is the most important thing.

The best way to get a girl attracted to you is to somehow be near her alot, but be casually not-interested in her. An example is say your friend's friend is a hot chick and you guys all hang out a lot. If you act like you dont care about her, and dont want her, and be all manly and confident in youself and look cool, she'll want you.

Work out boy. It'll increase your chances and your confidence(which in itself will also increase your chances).

Be lazy and be a virgin.

Read these...

http://www.geocities.com/ivoryblade13/alt_support_shyness_-_how_to_pick_up_chicks.zip

http://www.geocities.com/ivoryblade13/alt_support_shyness_-_shyman_s_guide_to_meeting_women.zip

They'll help.

Um, yeah, Local Hero, i perfected the first bit of advice, but i kinda blew it with the second. (pun intended)

EDIT: By advice i mean the bottom one liner bit

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/\ God you suck. thats about as funny as a 4 year old with cancer

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Aircow:

/\ God you suck. thats about as funny as a 4 year old with cancer

That's pretty funny...

how about the "delecate" act of spelling. might wanna check into that first.

Find some funny way to approach chicks, like if they are walking in the opposite direction kinda just walk in front of them and then when they go to the side you go to the side and then do that a few times and just be like, "Sorry about that, I was just trying to get your attention." And then start a conversation with her. If you don't have the looks you have to use your wit and charm and sense of humor.

You worry too much - therefore you suck. You also have no sense of humour - therefore, since it is one of the most recommended attributes to have to *get the girl*, you suck.

Therefore, I conclude, you suck.