I would go with a milf.

MILF by far.

Milf fetish on my part.

milfs 3 teen sluts 0

whats a MILF?

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

whats a MILF?

Mother I'd Like to Fuck = MILF

Some teens are better then MILFs, but some MILFs are better then teens... hmmm, tough decision.

I'd choose teens though :-P I like em young.

dearestnight_falcon

do you know where your mother is?

MILF's are all ugly, Teens are hot.

quote:Originally posted by greyhat7:

dearestnight_falcon

do you know where your mother is?

Pwned.

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

MILF's are all ugly, Teens are hot.

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...if you say so.

milf. teens getting spanked badly in here.

Milf by far.

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

MILF's are all ugly, Teens are hot.

doesn't a MILF refer to an exceptionally hot mother? why else would you want to fuck her? i dont think ugly MILFs exist.

milf, but only cause i never had one before

Teens. Unless I can have pre-teens, then I would go with that.

teens.

both! heh.

sex up the teen now! go forward in time, and sex her up again as a milf! yeah!!

quote:Originally posted by PagetoPage:

Teens. Unless I can have pre-teens, then I would go with that.

You can have pre-teens, it just means you goto ass-pounding prison.

quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:

You can have pre-teens, it just means you goto ass-pounding prison.

How young are we talking, and how big is this cock that's pounding me?

Definitely a MILF - more stable personality, more sexually adventurous, more experienced... what's not to love?

quote:Originally posted by PagetoPage:

How young are we talking, and how big is this cock that's pounding me?

Well, pre-teen in pr0n world is before 18. I'd say 16 and 17 is fine for me (as well as 18+) because I'm 17. So I change my answer to 16+ pre-teen and teen.

MILF.

I know one MILF personally, and her friend, who is like 40, but she doesn't have a kid. I've had quite a few drinks with her friend last summer. We basically partied every week in her apartment. She's pretty stupid, and hot. So, I'd say there's a chance I could fuck her next time we're together. She's not friends or roommates with my mom anymore, so that alleviates some stress. I think she broke up with her asshole boyfriend too. I'm gonna give her a call, and see what's up. I'll just buy her a fifth of vodka, and see how shit goes frome there. She can't really tell anyone about it, because she'd technically be raping me.(I'm 16.) But she's a slut, and her judgement isn't that good when she's sober, which she rarely is. I bet she'd even let me in her ass. But nothings gonna happen unless I make the first move.

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

whats a MILF?

Hahaha...really now. Pwned....Most definatly.

btw: I have terrible spelling..

quote:Originally posted by PagetoPage:

How young are we talking, and how big is this cock that's pounding me?



Drink bleach.

quote:Originally posted by Ivoryblade:

Well, pre-teen in pr0n world is before 18. I'd say 16 and 17 is fine for me (as well as 18+) because I'm 17. So I change my answer to 16+ pre-teen and teen.

Bleh, pre-teen = before 13, by definition. When I think of teens I don't think 19 or 20, for them I think young adult. It's not really important anyway.

MILF.

While your teen girlfriend is laying like she's dead or clumsily giving you a handjob, MILFs do things you can't even imagine, and they're filled with crazed, middle-age-hormone-releasing lust.

im gonna go with milfs, all milfs are hot and there are many ugly teens.

Teenage mothers :P

MILFs...that being said, here's a fun anecdote:

My brother's best friend lives right up the street. He lives alone with his mom, a young mom whose husband died. She looks a lot like Patricia Heaton, the wife of Ray Romano on the awful program Everybody Loves Raymond. Anyways, so I had to go down to her house to pick my brother up. Well he and his friend decide to go see a movie, so I take them (they're both 13 btw.) Anyways, she asks me to come back afterwards because she needs me to fix some shingles on her house, after the last hurricane we had. Now, of course, my horny teenage mind thinks automatically of how much this is like a corny porn. So I come back, climb a ladder, fix a shingle or 5 on this hot day, and she says come down and have a drink. She's only 33, and very beautiful. Great body, nice bottom, wide child-bearing hips, flat stomach, full breasts. Very wonderful. She asks me if I want lemonade, or a beer. I was shocked she offered, but I said sure, a beer. So we each drank a beer, and she asked me about school. She sort of jokingly said "you must slay the ladies." I told her I didn't, and she said "I find that hard to believe." She gave me a second glance, put her beer down, and said, "oh wait, before you go, there's a light in (son's name) bedroom that needs to be changed, would you?" I say sure, grab a chair, and follow her. She's wearing a summer-y skirt, knee-length, bright colors, with a teal tanktop. Very nice cleavage. So I change the bulb, and she says thanks, then goes to her room for something. Comes back with a $20, and I tell her "no, I can't take that." And she says "I insist," but I argue a little, she shuts me up by putting finger to my lips, pulls me close by the shirt, and puts the money in my front pants pocket...she looks in my eyes, and kisses me on the lips. At first I'm like "whoa" and then I just fall into. Next thing I know, we're making out, I'm taking off her shirt and undoing her bra. Her breasts were wonderful, firm and nice and all. She wraps her leg around me, and starts touching my erect cock through my pants, we kiss for a while longer, then we stop, she puts her shirt back on, I calm down, she lays on more kiss on me, and says "you have to go get the boys soon." I saw the time and yes I did, but I still said "we've got a little more time." She smiled, shook her head and said, "maybe some other time." What a let-down, but at the same time, an awesome thing to have happen.

Interestingly enough, I'm going to her engagement party Thursday night.

I would fuck a milf and her teen daughter at the same time

wow, I got to fondel a milf and got a blowjob from the mom of a dude I used to play soccer with. he was a the weakest one on the team, now we are all grown up but i still got a bj from his mom.

Teens! Only because they are my age. If I was older I would go with MILFs

quote:Originally posted by greyhat7:

wow, I got to fondel a milf and got a blowjob from the mom of a dude I used to play soccer with. he was a the weakest one on the team, now we are all grown up but i still got a bj from his mom.

Damn dude. Sounds pretty cool. I have one friend whose mom is wildly pretty and beautiful, and everytime I see her my heart and mind go to follow her around. I always crash at his house, and his mom always has a few drinks with us. One day I'll have a story for TOTSE...

can i do both at once ....now that would be sweet!

i would go for the milf as she could teach you so much and if its your mates mum its the badness of it that makes it so exicting ! and my mate has a HOT mum!

W00t!!! Go MILF's!

(now all I have to do is get rediculously hot)

DILF!

MILF! I've had teen girls, they are idiots. I know a MILF. She's 35, divorced and is so hot I think I'll try to chat her up seriously next week...

Milf's

Milfs. Better yet, milf teens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Milfs have experience. There's a milf teen in meh class, and I think she digs meh. Heh heh heh.

[This message has been edited by $tinger (edited 09-17-2004).]

I don't know if I replied already but since the thread is back, I'm voting again. Holy fuck man, teens! Milfs are old and stretched out and wrinkly and make groans not moans. grgl!

definitely milfs. i'm 24 and would love to hook up with a woman in her 40s.

Teens alllll the way,but now thats out of the way I have my own little story.

My best friend joey is the middle child of three.his older bro is like 29 and his younger bro is 9.well one day im at joey's house and we're stoned off our asses,untill we run out of maryjane.so he goes down the block to get some and just me and his mom are home.She's forty five and has had 3 kids and she looks like she 23!!! About 5'8 125 lbs. c cups and beautiful Black hair (my fetish) well anyways we had a pill bottle with x in it and she thought it was her medication and she took 2 and like 10 min later we fucked untill joey got home saw us,and freaked out.

~pink panther~

quote:Originally posted by livoniahockey182:

I would fuck a milf and her teen daughter at the same time

That's on my wish list.

I hope there is enough alcohol on the planet to pull this one off some glorious day....

GILF. I love my grandmothers.

Tmilfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by The Mad Bomber:

MILF's are all ugly, Teens are hot.

I would fuck deadlycindy!

I ain't a mother, I'm just old.

So many MILF fanciers here. Y'all speak of teens like you're going to have to marry 'em or something. Why does personality matter if all you're going to do is fuck?