well you read the topic.. write down tips....

helps it with music? how do touch her? how long shall the vorspiel last,and what to do?

how to lick? ... food that make her horny??

write everything you know to make a girl HORNY

quote:Originally posted by Zeeker:

food that make her horny??

Bratwurst?

Food doensn't make her horny. What afrodisiacs and such do is increase your heart rate. There's no proof that any sort of food is actually sexually arousing.

Anyway, be creative. I can't really tell you much. Partially 'cause I don't feel like thinking. Picture the scene in your head. Assuming you have a decent dose of common sense, it should be a perfect setting to think up what to do and so on. Imagine you two are lying on the couch for example. What could you do from there? I don't know about you but that works for me.

Mother fucker...>grits teeth<

Hey mojo, sorry I didn't say bye this morning; fucking asshole commandeered the comp AGAIN, and leads me to believe he's doing business...Only for me to walk around the corner and find him looking up PORN, the dumbass! Shit. So yeah, sorry about that; we'll chat again.

And heartily sorry for using your thread as my personal communication media, friend; that's rude of me. Won't happen again.

That post was a disappointment, Infrared. I was expecting a four-paragraph essay going into great detail on ways to turn a woman on, liberally sprinkled with obvious hyperbole and exaggeration as well as anecdotes from your own torrid love affair with that chick who you mention so often.

You're slipping.

Hey, so long as I ain't you.

...alright.

Nice try. I know you wanted to make it look as if I was the one who wasn't talking straight and making sense. However, all you did was make yourself look stupid: My former reply was as clear as clear can be. I'm sorry you didn't understand.

Fuck off, I'm drinking. Don't hate you, either; I just don't like your smartassed little bitch-tone. Try being civil for once. I may think you're an idiot, but you don't see me taking shots at you when you post your dumbassed shit, do you? This doesn't count, either.

It was a joke. I was obviously being a sarcastic, but I was just pointing out what I've noticed to be an alarming trend in all of your posts. Chill out. I'm glad I'm not you either, so I guess we're even.

look up 'aphrodesiacs'

Make out, be a good kisser, kiss her all over. Do good in foreplay, maybe go down on her.

If your just freinds and u wanna make her horny, just flirt with some light touching.

I think it is that I should treat them nicely, hug them nicely, kiss them nicely, and fuck them nicely.

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Food doensn't make her horny. What afrodisiacs and such do is increase your heart rate. There's no proof that any sort of food is actually sexually arousing.



some ppl says that vanilla does

quote:Originally posted by start_today:

It was a joke. I was obviously being a sarcastic, but I was just pointing out what I've noticed to be an alarming trend in all of your posts. Chill out. I'm glad I'm not you either, so I guess we're even.



Ok, I'll take you at your word. I was pretty sunk on the Jack Daniels awhile ago; sorry if I got a little uptight. All's cool.

quote:Originally posted by Zeeker:

well you read the topic.. write down tips....

helps it with music? how do touch her? how long shall the vorspiel last,and what to do?

how to lick? ... food that make her horny??

write everything you know to make a girl HORNY



If your presence doesn't do it, I can't imagine what else would.

All girls are different, but usually if you touch her gently and kiss her, and just generally act like you want her she'll return the feelings.

Then again other girls like it dirty, to be dominated, talked to dirty, and stuff like that.

^Hi there, BlackFlag's girl.

Kiss the neck, nibble the earlobes...



Other than that the two scents that turn a woman on most are Pumpkin Pie and Cucumber, so start cooking.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

^Hi there, BlackFlag's girl.

AH HA, the truth is out...

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Food doensn't make her horny. What afrodisiacs and such do is increase your heart rate. There's no proof that any sort of food is actually sexually arousing.

No.

Chocolate - Chocolate increases the serotonin level in the brain, and that is the chemical which controls a persons moods, including being aroused.

Potatoes - Increases serotonin levels too.

Caviar - also said to cause sexual arousal in women.

Some scents also...

Vanilla - The scent of vanilla is said to produce an increase in sexual arousal in women almost immediately.

Musk - Musk is believed to closely resemble the smell of testosterone, which is the male pheromone that attracts women.

quote:Originally posted by Huggy Bear:

No.

Chocolate - Chocolate increases the serotonin level in the brain, and that is the chemical which controls a persons moods, including being aroused.

Potatoes - Increases serotonin levels too.

Caviar - also said to cause sexual arousal in women.

Some scents also...

Vanilla - The scent of vanilla is said to produce an increase in sexual arousal in women almost immediately.

Musk - Musk is believed to closely resemble the smell of testosterone, which is the male pheromone that attracts women.

I'm pretty sure that the caviar is more a "your loaded" indication then anything else.

quote:Originally posted by Zeeker:

well you read the topic.. write down tips....

helps it with music? how do touch her? how long shall the vorspiel last,and what to do?

how to lick? ... food that make her horny??

write everything you know to make a girl HORNY

Vorspiel soll lang und geil sein. Küss weich ihren Ansatz. Sag ihr, dass du sie am schönsten findest. Lese eine webseite über Muschileckentechniken . Es soll doch prima sein.

I am a girl, and I will tell you what turns on a girl.

If you get this far with her then I suggest a few sexually innuendos. Something with a sexual meaning and a practical.

Flirting and being suggestive might work, be careful not to offend her, other wise your not tapping that ass tonight.

Accidental "brushes" against her thigh, leg, breasts, or neck will really get her going.

Nibbling is also really hot.

If you two talk about sex, then be fun and creative. Ask her what turns her on. And in return, tell her what you like.

Chocolate - especially if you feed it too her.

Certain musks will really make some girls squirm.

Caviar is not sexy. Nor do I think it's anygood. Most women hate fish..

Afrodisiacs well...really...sound very silly. Being passionate will really get her heart beating.

Pick up on her signals. Not all signals mean "hands off" You have to look at the whole picture. Read something on Body Language if you really want to be slick.

Girls don't want to hear about you, unless they ask you. Compliment her. Appreciate her.

Pumpkin Pie is slightly arousing. It's the spice you put in the pie that makes it that way. Cucumber..is not. Unless she's into that...

I'll think of more later. This should be enough for you all out there.

quote:Originally posted by Rajnapura:

Cucumber..is not. Unless she's into that...

It is just what the study said...

quote:Originally posted by Rajnapura:

Cucumber..is not. Unless she's into that....



Oh, no...not produce. (lol)



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Chicks love it when you stick things in their ass. Pretend your doing and ass grab, and slide a couple of finger in there. Trust me, She'll thank you for it.

This is how i get my girlfriend horny...

Start rubbing her clit and that really gets her fired up

Sometime some pashing for long enough will get her horny!

And if you really want to turn her on in bed, set some candles up put on some nice music and start kissing her softly

Thats some of the ways i get my women

Take things really really slow. But not too slow so she get's pissed, but just slow enough to build antici.........pation. To give you a feel for this, if things start to get hot, sit back for a few minutes and just chill. Then go back and take another step forward,and then go back. Sexually, you need to take a step or two forward, and then a step back. But each time you step forward, do a little more. She will probably be horny as all fuck.

-rage

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

Vorspiel soll lang und geil sein. Küss weich ihren Ansatz. Sag ihr, dass du sie am schönsten findest. Lese eine webseite über Muschileckentechniken . Es soll doch prima sein.

translation: foreplay should be long and horny. kiss her extension (donno what he means...) softly. tell her that u think she's the most beautiful. read a website about pussy licking techniques. it yet should be awesome.



well, my opinion is just to be a lil funny and u gotta look in her eyes when u talk to her.

and of course everything that rajnapura says.

Burn poppers off as incense (yes, the gay mans solvent drug). It sends women crazy when it's done properly, but make sure you don't set fire to it directly - it has highly flammable properties.

I suggest using a incense burner if available

Where the hell did you hear that?!

Sometimes, if she's really really hot, going slow might ruin it. Tune yourself in to her.

quote:Originally posted by chortleborp:

Chicks love it when you stick things in their ass. Pretend your doing and ass grab, and slide a couple of finger in there. Trust me, She'll thank you for it.

That's hot...really hot...

Find Zee Clitoris!

I don't know why I'm helping this little moron get some, but here we go. These are things that have worked for me in the past...

gently running a finger up and down the small of her back.

kiss her neck and when you reach the sensitive spot near the ear rub your tounge in circles.

caressing her skin so gently it's almost ticklish.

One liner:

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Heres my advice:

Go up to the nearest girl in sight and tell her she's got nice boobs. You'll probably get slapped but at least she wll be horny.

Dress up as an SS Officer and start yelling at her in German.

EDIT: I'm a girl, if that makes the information any more believable.

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quote:Originally posted by RagingPussy:

to build antici.........pation.

Rocky Horror fan too?