What are some funny sexual sayings? I'll start us off with one...

"You can swim in the Red Sea, but you can't take a drink from it"

and the ever-famous

"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"

'When the river runs red, take the dirt road'

'Suck my dick biatch'

etc, etc.

..I'm Rick James, bitch!

EDIT: And about them red seas; well, just call me Moses, honey. Yeah, that's right, behold my mighty staff.

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 08-10-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

..I'm Rick James, bitch!

You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle)

[This message has been edited by Memorex (edited 08-10-2004).]

If shes 13 and thick, she can suck my dick.

If you're gonna play cricket, protect your damn wicket... guess that only works in countries where you actually play the sport.

Mem: I'm still Rick James...Bitch.

dont be silly, protect your willy!!

i always say "once u pop the fun dont stop" i know it's for pringles but it goes without saying its very apropriate when being used as a sexual phrase

Don't be silly, wrap your willy !

Grass on the wicket, let's play cricket.

"Shut up and suck my dick, bitch."

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

--Woody Allen

If the grass is on the pitch, play on.

Every hole's a gole.

Other stuff.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Memorex:

[b] You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle)

You're not Maddox, muthafucka.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

You're not Dave Chapelle, and you're not funny (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle)

[This message has been edited by Memorex (edited 08-10-2004).]

Beat me to it.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

You're not Maddox, muthafucka.

Wow, thanks for clearing that up. I mean, this whole time, I thought that it was Memorex that made The Best Page in the Universe...