Ugh, ok, here goes.

While back, I started dating this girl. I broke it off, but we still talk. Actually, I just said some rude stuff to her, and I don't think we'll be talking anymore, but that's another story.

Anyway, she has this gay friend. I'm not gay, but I'm not a fag hater, so I didn't mind talking to him if he was already on the line. Unfortunately, he got my number once when she asked him to call me on three way.

So the problem is, the dude called me a few days ago, and I guess he saw me in school, because he told me he thinks I'm really cute and he wants to suck my dick on the down low.

He calls me all the time now, even though I told him I wasn't into that, he tries to come to my house and shit. He even offered to pay me to let him do it. Now I don't know how to shake this guy.

I could be like "Stop calling you fucking faggot", but for one, he's used to being treated badly and it probably wouldn't make him mad enough to stop calling, and two, school is about to start again, and I don't know what he's gonna try and pull.



If only he was a she...

Heh, this guy is completely out of line and pushing legal boundaries here. Offering money for sex? That's soliciting. And you seem overly concerned with coming off like a "fag hater" if you assert your rights.

If a guy were doing this to me, I'd be considering a restraining order. Maybe you should explain that to him. No need to be polite about it, either.

just let him suck ya off, who know's you may just like him back.

Hell, use it to your advantage. Strut around, wear tight Levi's, say "I'm too fucking sexy; I'm turning guys gay!"

Too bad he was gay to begin with.

Eh, I think hes just torn up cuz he just got dumped by his boyfriend, who was cheating on him.

This is ghey.

Dude, this is your ex trying to get some dirt on you. Tell the gay dude to get off your dick and find you some pussy if he's trying to be your buddy. Or just call him out for being your ex's puppet.

One word: Po-lice

Just tell him that you are not gay and in no circumstances you will ever have sex with a guy, I think he'd get the point.

Yeah, you can definitely call the cops on that.

HAHA thats some funny stuff. Dude from the above it sounds like you want our promision to let him suck you off. Seriously quote Dr Drew "Your Gay."

Try it out you might like it. But for reals its prolly your ex getting this guy to tell you this stuff. As soon as you agree everyone is going to call you a fag.

To sake him off tell him your not into being gay and if he calls again just make fun of him.

Go to ebaums.com they have sound bordes of Arnold and use that. Funny as hell.

next time he approaches you headbut the fag then stomp on him a couple of times. Chances are he will leave u alone after that

quote:Originally posted by Huggy Bear:

Just tell him that you are not gay and in no circumstances you will ever have sex with a guy, I think he'd get the point.

It's not sex if there's no penetration.

pretend its a chick. tell him to go away gently, and if he doesn't shout at him to fuck off. if he doesn't then, be cruel. if all the fails realise he is a guy and beat the shit out of him.

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

It's not sex if there's no penetration.

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Wow, that was unexpected. The guy calls this morning and tells me that it really was my ex putting him up to this! I didn't even believe you guys when you said that shit. It's so out of character for them.

Damn, but she's still popular, so I'm gonna have to watch my back anyway. What a fucking bitch. I've got to think of a way to turn this around. Could I really involve the cops at this point? Seems pointless now.

i have 2 gay uncles 1 on my dads side and 1 on my moms side isnt it weird?

Word, I got the solution. Send him my way, he can suck my dick.

Or just let him kiss you, ever seen this boy's life? Leo's a fucking Homo.

Who know's you may just like it

What the hell is wrong with the world??

Fuck, I would have recorded it and made sure everyone in school got it. Sometimes you have to be ruthless

But given the current turn of events, recording his phone calls is no longer an option and ruthlessness demands that you counter-attack. Do not rush it. She should have her due when the time is right, and not when you feel she should. By the way, that dude can be your ally, seeings he was being used by her. He should realise how pathetic it was, and if you're persuasive enough, he can join your cause, and seek revenge as well. To screw her up, all you need is a rumour, be it true or not. Once, this one chick at my school was thought to be pregnant because a friend of mine said it in a joke. The wrong person heard him and in a few days the entire school knew about it. It worked though. Got her one damn fine reputation. Still, that lasts for a limited time, I'm sure you can think up something else.

Or, you can just ignore her like a classy man. Class ain't fun though.

quote:Originally posted by Muramune:



This is ghey.

You're not just whistlin' dixie.

Spread the rumor that her pussy stinks.

May I suggest: murder/suicide?

Hey man it's not really so gay for the guy pitching, only the one receiving. But be wary of your ex.

Invite him to a secluded area somewhere in the countryside, away from civilization. Prepare the area beforehand by bringing a box of garbage bags and have a hole already dug out for the body. Tell the fag you want to get some noggins' and to meet you at this place. Tell him to bring lube and condoms to, so he gets real excited.

When he arrives, talk him up and tell him you have a surprise, but he must first close his eyes. As soon as he does this, lop off his head with you machete that you brought to the area with you. Now, cut off his hands and feet, place them in a separate bag with head and bury at least five miles away from the initial incident. Bury the body, piss in the grave and give yourself a pat on the back from you and from me for doing the Aryan race great favour by whiping out another faggot!

quote:Originally posted by chortleborp:

Invite him to a secluded area somewhere in the countryside, away from civilization. Prepare the area beforehand by bringing a box of garbage bags and have a hole already dug out for the body. Tell the fag you want to get some noggins' and to meet you at this place. Tell him to bring lube and condoms to, so he gets real excited.

When he arrives, talk him up and tell him you have a surprise, but he must first close his eyes. As soon as he does this, lop off his head with you machete that you brought to the area with you. Now, cut off his hands and feet, place them in a separate bag with head and bury at least five miles away from the initial incident. Bury the body, piss in the grave and give yourself a pat on the back from you and from me for doing the Aryan race great favour by whiping out another faggot!

* you spelled wiping wrong.

HMMMMMMMMMM WHAT DOES THIS REMIND ME OF!?!?!?

oh yeah, the time the same thing happened to me, but i agreed. no shit. kicked ass too

BTW I AM NOT GAY. he is, i am not.

When i was working at safeway (woolworths etc) in the deli i was working with a poof, he offerd me $25 to go into the cool room and show him my meat didnt do it tho.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Hell, use it to your advantage. Strut around, wear tight Levi's, say "I'm too fucking sexy; I'm turning guys gay!"

haha, y know what... I have this friend who is gay.. (i´m not gay) but he says that I turn him on ..lol

quote:Originally posted by Muramune:

Wow, that was unexpected. The guy calls this morning and tells me that it really was my ex putting him up to this! I didn't even believe you guys when you said that shit. It's so out of character for them.

Damn, but she's still popular, so I'm gonna have to watch my back anyway. What a fucking bitch. I've got to think of a way to turn this around. Could I really involve the cops at this point? Seems pointless now.



now I suppose you have friends at your school.. so when you walk together and see your ex, just get all your friends to laugh... every time your see her

^^^ How very childish...

Make up with her. Then only take her in the ol' * Back Door *. That'll show her Gay.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Spread the rumor that her pussy stinks.

This is the best one, make sure everyone at school knows.

I agree...

Or say she has a hairy ass or something really disturbing, do whatever you have to.

get some mustard, lightly cover your penis with is then take photos and say she gave you the clapp

Call the police since he's stalking/harassing you. With any luck. The police will be prejudice and he will get beat up with batons or something.